General Forum
RE: To charl
Hey..!!!
your really not ..!!! .. and i know u from a long time back,,,
almost neighbours hehe..
and your just a nice girl , with some confidence..
even more attractive,,
full of yourself no .. full of me ... nice thought .. hehe ..
dont change .pls .!!!!!
your really not ..!!! .. and i know u from a long time back,,,
almost neighbours hehe..
and your just a nice girl , with some confidence..
even more attractive,,
full of yourself no .. full of me ... nice thought .. hehe ..
dont change .pls .!!!!!
RE: To charl
This posting proves my point :) And no dear, I am not one of your "rejected" one's.
How special you are....
How special you are....
RE: To charl
the posting of someone with an argument based on his thoughts/feelings not on fact
RE: To charl
No drama. And no apology being sought. She just wants you to substantiate your remarks. Assuming you can, of course, but you come across as some rude dumb ass so I doubt it.
RE: To charl
Think thats his point Charlotte, you are so proud of yourself, which is great, but its rammed down your throat a lot in these forums. Your an attractive Lady, do you ever shut up ? I mean that in the nicest way.
RE: To Bebe
Guess not hehehe nobody has good manners these days lol (jeeeeez i sound like my mother ) old age creeping up on me ....
RE: To Bebe
I posted my replies but the big guy upstairs decided not to post them.
Just because your full of urself, no need to change for anyone as long as your happy. One suggestion would be not to show it so often.
Just because your full of urself, no need to change for anyone as long as your happy. One suggestion would be not to show it so often.
RE: To Bebe
Sorry "dear" but when u acuze me of something that I do not consider true, it is an insult addressed to me. So, do you have enough balls to send me an email and tell me or r u chicken enough to hide in here under some wanna-be-smart-words?
RE: To Bebe
I think if Bebe ever did have any balls, he has pretty much had them castrated now by this thread. Go girl!
RE: To Charlotte4U
Considering your english I assume you are another host. For your own benefit you should have said: "stop promoting" not "promotion" ;)
1. I just state my opinion, if it would've been about promoting I would advertise pics, videos, rates and other host related stuff, which I don't.
2. Even if it would've been promotion, what do you care? Do you think I make thousands of dolars because I post here? Come on girl, get serious.
3. If you still don't believe what I say, why don't you start promoting yourself? Post here whatever you wish, be "brave" enough to show your screen name and see what happends next.
This being said, good luck and have fun! And if you don't like something, then just skip it, nobody forces you to read :P
1. I just state my opinion, if it would've been about promoting I would advertise pics, videos, rates and other host related stuff, which I don't.
2. Even if it would've been promotion, what do you care? Do you think I make thousands of dolars because I post here? Come on girl, get serious.
3. If you still don't believe what I say, why don't you start promoting yourself? Post here whatever you wish, be "brave" enough to show your screen name and see what happends next.
This being said, good luck and have fun! And if you don't like something, then just skip it, nobody forces you to read :P
RE: To Charlotte4U
Doesn't have to be a host to have a bad english ;)
You know, french have a saying "La bave du crapaud n'atteint pas la blanche colombe" and I found it's translated like "Stick and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me" . So, let people talk, you are who you are.. you shouldn't care ;)
You know, french have a saying "La bave du crapaud n'atteint pas la blanche colombe" and I found it's translated like "Stick and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me" . So, let people talk, you are who you are.. you shouldn't care ;)
RE: To Charlotte4U
Only a host would be envy ;)
And the words don't hurt me or anything, I just am curious and wanna know, is there something wrong with that? :)
Btw: nice to see you here again (K)
And the words don't hurt me or anything, I just am curious and wanna know, is there something wrong with that? :)
Btw: nice to see you here again (K)
RE: To Charlotte4U
I wonder if you lecturers know you get your bits and pieces out for others for money?
RE: To Charlotte4U
hmmm perhaps if you're life was more interesting you wouldn't need to spend your time wondering so much about other peoples.
RE: To Charlotte4U
if you think only hosts complain about self-promotion,read viewer forum sometime.the whinging,bitching & bellyaching...wow!!
RE: To Charlotte4U
*would be envious ;)
It's not about envy as it's about annoying someone, saying nasty things, hurting.. you ought to know that :P
Meh, I'm not really around, just.. passing. (K)
It's not about envy as it's about annoying someone, saying nasty things, hurting.. you ought to know that :P
Meh, I'm not really around, just.. passing. (K)
RE: To Charlotte4U
well done Char(hope its ok to call you that),they couldn't move you from your position of strength.
RE: To Charlotte4U
If you call "head up your own ass" a position of strength... im with ya on that!
RE: To Charlotte4U
Thanks awol and yes is ok to call me however you like :)
And... I have to be strong, is not others who deal with my life, is me... If I am weak I won't have any life and I don't want that :)
Happy easter :) (K)
And... I have to be strong, is not others who deal with my life, is me... If I am weak I won't have any life and I don't want that :)
Happy easter :) (K)
RE: To Charlotte4U
Psy we have exactly the same saying in the UK just as you transalted it :)
I have to admit though that I don't entirely agree with it. Maybe on something like this forum it is true but in real life words can hurt very much especially if uttered by someone you care very deeply for.
I have to admit though that I don't entirely agree with it. Maybe on something like this forum it is true but in real life words can hurt very much especially if uttered by someone you care very deeply for.
RE: To Charlotte4U
In real life, yes.. and moreover if you care, but here it's not the problem, she doesn't care about Bebe.. Well, as all the saying, it depends on the situation.
Failed Marketing Strategy
Ok, so my strategy to boost host's viewers failed miserably. My new plan was to market a new type of tea. Made from a host's soiled panties and boiling them in hot water and selling it to her members so they can drink the ensuing tea (or broth) while they watched her. So was this a great idea or what?
RE: Kan You
Imposter! Try learning to spell 'can' next time you take my name dude! My real question for today is below.
RE: Kan You
That wud..., Do ya think maybe, perhaps, just possibly he spelled it with a "K" to lend a little satire to the post?
RE: Kan You
I could until the seat came off and I speared myself up the arse. Never been the same since! :-(
Pillow to Amarillo
Lol! Has the makings of a song title guy! Should we start writing the lyrics now? How about this as a beginning:
Whenever I hug my magic pillow
It carries me off to Amarillo
Refrain: Can you?, Can you?
There in your arms I'm so tranquillo
I know it's right, no pecadillo
Refrain: Can you? Can you?
Whenever I hug my magic pillow
It carries me off to Amarillo
Refrain: Can you?, Can you?
There in your arms I'm so tranquillo
I know it's right, no pecadillo
Refrain: Can you? Can you?
RE: Pillow to Amarillo
Don't know if your just being silly or not Melomean but "Is this the way to Amarillo" is actually a song.It could be that it was only a hit in the UK though.
RE: Pillow to Amarillo
yep, Peter Kay sang it, very funny UK comedian from chorley x makes me smile everytime i hear i xx
RE: Pillow to Amarillo
It was also sung by Tony Christie ... here's the chorus:
Is this the way to Amarillo
every night I've been hugging my pillow
dreaming dreams of Amarillo
and sweet Marie who waits for me.
show me the way to Amarillo
I've been weeping like a willow
crying over Amarillo
and sweet Marie who waits for me.
Is this the way to Amarillo
every night I've been hugging my pillow
dreaming dreams of Amarillo
and sweet Marie who waits for me.
show me the way to Amarillo
I've been weeping like a willow
crying over Amarillo
and sweet Marie who waits for me.
RE: so
I don't know, but I've booked a flight to Greece to consult the Oracle at Delphi. I'll let you know when I return.
How about you? Who are you? I see you call yourself a "nasty bitch." Were you born that way, or did you become one? If the latter, how did you become one?
How about you? Who are you? I see you call yourself a "nasty bitch." Were you born that way, or did you become one? If the latter, how did you become one?
RE: so
Funny, I was thinking the same thing about you, you "pretentious...ostentatious...hoity-toity name-dropper." Don't you realize you must keep any intellectual inclinations under wraps here (lest pff the Pontiff judge thee and mete out his public scorn) or indeed anywhere there are lots of Americans.
We Americans would never elect an intellectual as President. No, Americans prefer a 'shucks, gee-wizz' kinda guy like George Bush, a plain spoken, church-going man who told a reporter his favorite philosopher is Jesus Christ. No matter that he's told a few lies and subverted the Constitution. After all, boys will be boys.
Ora pro nobis---no foolin' !
We Americans would never elect an intellectual as President. No, Americans prefer a 'shucks, gee-wizz' kinda guy like George Bush, a plain spoken, church-going man who told a reporter his favorite philosopher is Jesus Christ. No matter that he's told a few lies and subverted the Constitution. After all, boys will be boys.
Ora pro nobis---no foolin' !
RE: so
And let us hope you are fortunate enough to grow into one for...
"Youth is one long intoxication. It is reason with a fever."
So, take a chill pill "me", because...
"The man who lives without folly is not as wise as he thinks."
La Rochefoucauld
"Youth is one long intoxication. It is reason with a fever."
So, take a chill pill "me", because...
"The man who lives without folly is not as wise as he thinks."
La Rochefoucauld
Cowboy
A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she placed an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand. Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk.
She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk.
He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching. For weeks, the two of them worked hard and the ranch was doing very well.
Then one day, the rancher's widow said "You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels." The hired hand readily agreed and went into town on Saturday night.
He returned around 2:30am and, upon entering the living room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him.
She quietly called him over to her. "Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said. Trembling, he did as she directed.
"Now take off my boots." He did as she asked, ever so slowly.
"Now take off my socks." He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots.
"Now take off my skirt." He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light.
"Now take off my bra." Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to the floor.
Then she looked at him and said: "If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired!"
She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk.
He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching. For weeks, the two of them worked hard and the ranch was doing very well.
Then one day, the rancher's widow said "You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels." The hired hand readily agreed and went into town on Saturday night.
He returned around 2:30am and, upon entering the living room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him.
She quietly called him over to her. "Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said. Trembling, he did as she directed.
"Now take off my boots." He did as she asked, ever so slowly.
"Now take off my socks." He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots.
"Now take off my skirt." He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light.
"Now take off my bra." Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to the floor.
Then she looked at him and said: "If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired!"
Lol! Good One Cowboy! Here's Another
I love jokes like that, i.e with endings that are completely unexpected. Here's another joke. I hope you like it. I posted it about a week ago, but I'm not sure if many people saw it:
There's this guy who lives alone in a prairie house in a desolate area of the Great Plains. He has lived a solitary life there for years. One day he is sitting on his porch and a guy pulls up in a truck. He looks at the man sitting on the porch and says, "Howdy neighbor!"
The man on the porch looks at him suspiciously and replies, "Neighbor? I didn't reckon I had any neighbors."
With a friendly reassuring smile, the man answered, "Yeah, neighbor, you see that ridge down yonder? Well, I live just beyond that ridge. And as a matter of fact neighbor, I'm havin' a party this Saturday and I'd be much obliged if you came!"
Now intrigued, the prairie dweller asks, "Oh yeah? What kinda party is it gonna be?"
"Well neighbor, there's gonna be some drinkin'; there's gonna be some fuckin' and there's gonna be some card playin'"
Finally won over, the solitary man responds, "Sounds good to me. What should I wear?"
"You can wear anything you want," the man said with an impish smile, "because it's only gonna be you and me!"
There's this guy who lives alone in a prairie house in a desolate area of the Great Plains. He has lived a solitary life there for years. One day he is sitting on his porch and a guy pulls up in a truck. He looks at the man sitting on the porch and says, "Howdy neighbor!"
The man on the porch looks at him suspiciously and replies, "Neighbor? I didn't reckon I had any neighbors."
With a friendly reassuring smile, the man answered, "Yeah, neighbor, you see that ridge down yonder? Well, I live just beyond that ridge. And as a matter of fact neighbor, I'm havin' a party this Saturday and I'd be much obliged if you came!"
Now intrigued, the prairie dweller asks, "Oh yeah? What kinda party is it gonna be?"
"Well neighbor, there's gonna be some drinkin'; there's gonna be some fuckin' and there's gonna be some card playin'"
Finally won over, the solitary man responds, "Sounds good to me. What should I wear?"
"You can wear anything you want," the man said with an impish smile, "because it's only gonna be you and me!"
RE: Lol! Good One Cowboy! Here's Another
I would be delighted, Charlotte. However, given how heartily you laughed at the punch line, I've asked my attorney to draw up Pre-Party Agreement papers. No big deal, just need you to stipulate in writing to a couple of things. :)
RE: Lol! Good One Cowboy! Here's Another
Hmmmm ... Sounds good to me.... :))
If there'll be some drinking, "fucking" and playing cards... :)))
.... and if it's only gonna be you and me...!!!... :))))
If there'll be some drinking, "fucking" and playing cards... :)))
.... and if it's only gonna be you and me...!!!... :))))
RE: movie
Mulholland Drive... A great movie, but you must concentrate. No breaks for food or drinks !!!. If you've not seen it, then beg, steal, or borrow a copy.......Alan
Mulholland Drive
See we have similar tastes in film and women. Mulholland Drive is a David Lynch film, right? Lynch has an extraordinary eye and offbeat sensibility that does not fit into the ready-made Hollywood categories, all of which require bad writing along with at least one other element, be it inanity, maudlin sentimentality or gratuitous violence.
I would not choose Mullholland Dr. as my "favorite," but it is a good one. The first Lynch film I saw was "Blue Velvet." As with all his films, it stands out in the way he presents the disturbingly ordinary. The writing, acting and cinematography are so well thought out as a whole that he captures a certain essence like few others.
I would not choose Mullholland Dr. as my "favorite," but it is a good one. The first Lynch film I saw was "Blue Velvet." As with all his films, it stands out in the way he presents the disturbingly ordinary. The writing, acting and cinematography are so well thought out as a whole that he captures a certain essence like few others.
RE: Mulholland Drive
Hey !! At last, a David Lynch fan !!! I agree that Blue Velvet was a great movie, but for me Mulholland Drive was Lynch's best, so far !! What drives me crazy is that people keep saying to me " I could not understand it ".
I tell them watch it again and pay very close attention to the first 15 minutes and to the last 20 minutes. THINK ABOUT IT !!!!!!!
I thought that Naomi Watts and Laura Elana Harring were just superb. By the way, are you a guest or host ??
Alan....
I tell them watch it again and pay very close attention to the first 15 minutes and to the last 20 minutes. THINK ABOUT IT !!!!!!!
I thought that Naomi Watts and Laura Elana Harring were just superb. By the way, are you a guest or host ??
Alan....
RE: Mulholland Drive
Yes, that was David Lynch, but his movies are better !!! Are you the Laura that has a host name of Soulfly7 ??? If you are, then guess which Alan I am !!!!
RE: movie
That's a tough question. It really depends on the genre. Even in the same genre it's tough to pick just one. However, in Film Noir I can say hands down that my favorite is "The Big Sleep" (1946), starring Humphrey Bogart and Lauren Bacall. It was directed by Howard Hawks and is based on a Raymond Chandler novel, The screenplay was written by Nobel Laureate William Faulkner! This is Film Noir at its best. Great writing. Great acting. Lots of twists and turns.
RE: movie
Prepare yourself pfff, I'm going to be pretentious again! :-) My favourite film is Brief Encounter. So erotic because it is so restrained. I exchanged emails once with a NYC woman once where we talked like the housewife and doctor in the film who have a doomed love affair. Eventually, she came to see me. We met under the clock in Waterloo Station, both wearing red carnations to recognise each other. She came back home with me for dinner...etc etc.
Just so my other friend here 'me' doesn't get too upset, we were of a similar age. Well, ok, I was 25 years older - wtf! ;-)
P.S. Melomane, really like your posts.
Just so my other friend here 'me' doesn't get too upset, we were of a similar age. Well, ok, I was 25 years older - wtf! ;-)
P.S. Melomane, really like your posts.
RE: movie
If it's Film Noir it wasn't that hard but if it is another genre it is a tough question.
Come on bill mate make an effort to keep up.
Come on bill mate make an effort to keep up.
RE: movie
'even in the same genre its hard to make a choice"
Bobo seems you made the booboo,lol
Bobo seems you made the booboo,lol
RE: movie
'even in the same genre it's hard to pick just one"
the defense rests.guilty as charged.lol
the defense rests.guilty as charged.lol
Request for Chambers Conference
Lol Bill ! You are more confused than I thought :) You're the plaintiff guy...and apparently judge and jury too!
Melomane: Your Honor, may we approach the bench?
Judge: Yes counsel
Melomane: Your Honor, might we adjourn for a brief conference in chambers? I'm confident Mr. Collins and I can work this out without taking up more of the Court's valuable time.
Judge: (To counsel): very well. (For the record): This court will adjourn
for 15 minutes.
(Now in Chambers)
Judge: Gentlemen?
Melomane: Your Honor, I am appealing to Mr. Collins to withdraw his petition. I have pointed out the specific language of my post to Mr. Collins and though he has not yet agreed, I told him that I am prepared to stipulate that he may withdraw the petition "without prejudice," thus retaining his right to return to the Court for appeal.
Judge: Mr. Collins?
Melomane: Your Honor, may we approach the bench?
Judge: Yes counsel
Melomane: Your Honor, might we adjourn for a brief conference in chambers? I'm confident Mr. Collins and I can work this out without taking up more of the Court's valuable time.
Judge: (To counsel): very well. (For the record): This court will adjourn
for 15 minutes.
(Now in Chambers)
Judge: Gentlemen?
Melomane: Your Honor, I am appealing to Mr. Collins to withdraw his petition. I have pointed out the specific language of my post to Mr. Collins and though he has not yet agreed, I told him that I am prepared to stipulate that he may withdraw the petition "without prejudice," thus retaining his right to return to the Court for appeal.
Judge: Mr. Collins?
RE: movie
Bill, I don't care to engage in a needless and tedious exchange over what I said, but your persistence compels me to inform you that Bobo is still right. All you need to do is read what I wrote. You misquote me. This is what I REALLY said:
"Even in the same genre it's tough to pick just one. However, in Film Noir I can say hands down that my favorite is "The Big Sleep" (1946)."
"However, in Film Noir.." is the operative phrase. I Hope that settles it and, if you haven't seen the film, check it out. It's great.
All the best!
P.S. Is your name here an allusion to the poet, Billy Collins?
"Even in the same genre it's tough to pick just one. However, in Film Noir I can say hands down that my favorite is "The Big Sleep" (1946)."
"However, in Film Noir.." is the operative phrase. I Hope that settles it and, if you haven't seen the film, check it out. It's great.
All the best!
P.S. Is your name here an allusion to the poet, Billy Collins?
RE: movie
i wrote word for word what you wrote,so it can't be a misquote. there were no exceptions included in that statement.if now,as you claim,that film noir is an exception then your first statement now becomes incorrect .
RE: movie
Bill, You did indeed misquote me in the first of two consecutive posts, but corrected yourself in the second:
06 Apr 2007: 'even in the same genre it’s hard to make a choice"
07 Apr 2007: 'even in the same genre it's hard to pick just one.'
Just to clarify my position, the misquote above is not the salient point. I should have said you "misinterpreted" me. The truth of my argument hinges on the "However" that follows the above. You are right, in that genre I am making an exception to the general truth of the statement. But you are wrong to claim that an exception invalidates the truth of the general statement. You cannot isolate one sentence in a narrative argument. The truth of the argument must be evaluated in the entire context in which it appears. What's more, the sentence beginning with "However" qualifies the preceding sentence so that it remains true. You are incorrectly arguing that the stated exception invalidates the truth to which it is only an exception. If I say, for example, "The weather in June is generally sunny and warm. However, it does rain on occasion," it does not follow that because I said it rains occasionally that the first part of the statement is invalid.
Finally, if I have not fully persuaded you of your error, consider the logical import of the specific words I used. I said, "...it's HARD to pick just one." I did not say it was impossible.
QED
06 Apr 2007: 'even in the same genre it’s hard to make a choice"
07 Apr 2007: 'even in the same genre it's hard to pick just one.'
Just to clarify my position, the misquote above is not the salient point. I should have said you "misinterpreted" me. The truth of my argument hinges on the "However" that follows the above. You are right, in that genre I am making an exception to the general truth of the statement. But you are wrong to claim that an exception invalidates the truth of the general statement. You cannot isolate one sentence in a narrative argument. The truth of the argument must be evaluated in the entire context in which it appears. What's more, the sentence beginning with "However" qualifies the preceding sentence so that it remains true. You are incorrectly arguing that the stated exception invalidates the truth to which it is only an exception. If I say, for example, "The weather in June is generally sunny and warm. However, it does rain on occasion," it does not follow that because I said it rains occasionally that the first part of the statement is invalid.
Finally, if I have not fully persuaded you of your error, consider the logical import of the specific words I used. I said, "...it's HARD to pick just one." I did not say it was impossible.
QED
RE: movie
Hi, it's me again, the Mulholland Drive guy. I also am a great fan of film noir. The Big Sleep was a great movie. I've read all Raymond Chandler's book and seen all the movies made from them. Farewell My Lovely was one of the best. As regards other film noir movies have you seen the 1940s version of The Killers with Burt Lancaster and Ave Gardner ? My favourite firm noir is Out of the Past ( called Build My Gallows High in the UK) the 1940s version with Robert Mitchum and Jane Greer (what a woman !!!). It looks as though we have the same taste in movies. Cheers !!!! Alan
Encore Kurosawa! ...Russian Production
Dersu Uzala---a great film produced in Russia and directed by Kurosawa.
RE: movie
How to loose a guy in 10 days, The grudge, The wedding planner, ahhhhhhhh lots and lots of them:)All movies with Ben Stiller and Owen Willson, and Adam Sandler:)
RE: movie
Yeah, Spanglish is indeed an oldie, a classic if you will. Gotta love those classical actors...Humphry Bogart, Robert Mitchum, Adam Sadler.
RE: movie
Troy - how lush is Brad Pitt in that...??
Im especially fond of how swiftly he mounts his horse and the oiled up body x
Im especially fond of how swiftly he mounts his horse and the oiled up body x
RE: movie
Not one favorite, but among favorites:
American Classics: Citizen Kane, Casablanca, The Maltese Falson
Contemporary American: Films by Jim Jarmusch, Robert Altman
Italian: "Christ Stopped at Eboli" and "Three Brothers," by Francesco Rossi. Also films by Rosselini, De Sica, Fellini. More recent films by Giuseppe Tornatore: Cinema Paradiso, Everybody's Fine & The Star Maker)
French: (French/Danish production): Babette's Feast. Le Retour de Martin Guerre....Too many others to name, but old French classics by Renoir, Truffaut..
Enough for now...:)
American Classics: Citizen Kane, Casablanca, The Maltese Falson
Contemporary American: Films by Jim Jarmusch, Robert Altman
Italian: "Christ Stopped at Eboli" and "Three Brothers," by Francesco Rossi. Also films by Rosselini, De Sica, Fellini. More recent films by Giuseppe Tornatore: Cinema Paradiso, Everybody's Fine & The Star Maker)
French: (French/Danish production): Babette's Feast. Le Retour de Martin Guerre....Too many others to name, but old French classics by Renoir, Truffaut..
Enough for now...:)
happy easter & Happy Spring everybody
A holy man was having a conversation with the Lord one day and said,
"Lord, I would like to know what Heaven and Hell are like. "
The Lord led the holy man to two doors. He opened one of the doors and
the holy man looked in. In the middle of the room was a large round
table. In the middle of the table was a large pot of stew which smelled
delicious and made the holy man's mouth water. The people sitting around
the table were thin and sickly. They appeared to be famished. They were
holding spoons with very long handles that were strapped to their arms
and each found it possible to reach into the pot of stew and take a
spoonful, but because the handle was longer than their arms, they could
not get the spoons back into their mouths. The holy man shuddered at the
sight of their misery and suffering. The Lord said, "You have seen Hell."
They went to the next room and opened the door. It was exactly the same
as the first one. There was the large round table with the large pot of
stew which made the holy man's mouth water. The people were equipped
with the same long-handled spoons, but here the people were well
nourished and plump, laughing and talking. The holy man said, "I don't
understand."
"It is simple" said the Lord, "it requires but one skill. You see, they
have learned to feed each other, while the greedy think only of
themselves." When Jesus died on the cross he was thinking of you! If
you are one of the 7% who will stand up for him, forward this with the
title "7%".
93% of people won't forward this.
RE: happy easter & Happy Spring everybody
Duh! Of course 93% won't (though I think the percentage is smaller ) because those 93% are smart enough to know that receiving mass messages is not something that everyones enjoy!
This was a nice story, though kinda predictable :)
Happy Easter everyone :)
This was a nice story, though kinda predictable :)
Happy Easter everyone :)
RE: happy easter & Happy Spring everybody
Cool, so I'm with the majority that don't foward e-mails just because it says I should.
New Release: Young Children's Edition of the "Can You?" Series
That wud, Come on guy, now you're just fucking with people! Plus, you don't have Ages 4-6 category.
RE: New Release: Young Children's Edition of the
Hey, it's not that absurd, imagine a guy with a big belly.. would he be able?
And I can't.. I keep them tied and take off the shoes that way.
And I can't.. I keep them tied and take off the shoes that way.
Good point...
...and thought of in that way, the question is definitely directed to an older crowd: the---as I heard one obese comic put it, to parody the politically correct police---"circumferentially challenged." lol! Perhaps this was "Can You's" oblique way of asking, "Are you fat?" :)
For some of the most obese, not only can't they tie their own shoes, hey, they can't eve SEE them! :) Like another of my favorite comedians, the late Rodney Dangerfield, said, "Boy, I have to loose a little weight. The other day I got my shoes shined. I had to take the guy's word for it." lol!
For some of the most obese, not only can't they tie their own shoes, hey, they can't eve SEE them! :) Like another of my favorite comedians, the late Rodney Dangerfield, said, "Boy, I have to loose a little weight. The other day I got my shoes shined. I had to take the guy's word for it." lol!
RE: Good point...
lot more reasons than just age & weight that can stop people being able to tie their shoe laces,a lot more!!open your eyes & minds people.
RE: Good point...
Haha, good joke :))))
And yes I can tie my shoes, I can see them, I can take them out, etc etc etc :P
And soon Imigh learn to fly too, cuz I lost so much weight, that Wales winds will soon be able to take me everywhere in world :))
And yes I can tie my shoes, I can see them, I can take them out, etc etc etc :P
And soon Imigh learn to fly too, cuz I lost so much weight, that Wales winds will soon be able to take me everywhere in world :))
RE: New Release: Young Children's Edition of the
What that poster in the "Any good horels in Prague" thread below meant when he said he was too fat to tie his shoes.Perhaps I should read the forum downwards instead of upwards.
RE: New Release: Young Children's Edition of the
This is not my creation, timing is too early in the morning for me.
My question to follow in due course.
My question to follow in due course.
...with Music by Frank Zappa
V, I just remembered the title of a Frank Zappa song that would make the perfect accompaniment for your Gas Mask Show. The title--really--is "Prelude to the Afternoon of a Sexually Aroused Gas Mask." I guarantee this music will add just the right touch to propel you to critical success. You'll be at the Bolshoi Theatre in no time! (Btw, I won't be able to attend.)
Theatre of the Absurd
Lol! This entire thread is rather funny. The dialogue could be a poor man's Beckett!
RE: Theatre of the Absurd
Just curious, how do you know what he (she) was thinking? And what makes him (her) "pretentious?" The mention of a playwright? In fact, there is nothing in the comment that would cause any reasonble person to arrive at that conclusion, but your gratuitous insult makes it clear that you are presumptuous.
RE: Theatre of the Absurd
oh, please.
in a thread whose theme is obviously absurdity, what but ostentation would possess a person to break that theme just to name-drop some hoighty-toighty literary figure?
in a thread whose theme is obviously absurdity, what but ostentation would possess a person to break that theme just to name-drop some hoighty-toighty literary figure?
RE: Theatre of the Absurd
"...in a thread whose theme is obviously absurdity..." pff
You have still not made your case. Since Harold Pinter is one of the original voices of the Theatre of the Absurd, it is absurd indeed for you to suggest ally has broken the theme. You broke the theme with your baseless assertions and personal attack on the man.
You have still not made your case. Since Harold Pinter is one of the original voices of the Theatre of the Absurd, it is absurd indeed for you to suggest ally has broken the theme. You broke the theme with your baseless assertions and personal attack on the man.
RE: Theatre of the Absurd
right, so you see no difference between engaging in absurdity and commenting on it then...christ, for a guy who seems to relish every single opportunity to flaunt his education, i'd think you'd be at least a tiny bit more cautious of blurting out something that would paint you as pretty damned obtuse.
by the way, thanks for the reply and all... and if you really would rather not answer the question i posed directly to you, that's cool. but there's one thing i just gotta know... why is it that my one jab at ally194 was enough of a 'gratuitous insult' that you just had to call me on it? seriously, with the way you ride and deride one particular poster's ass here, didn't it cross your mind that i could easily come back and point directly to that as evidence that you're not exactly one who should be talking when it comes to bitching about people baselessly ripping on others?
by the way, thanks for the reply and all... and if you really would rather not answer the question i posed directly to you, that's cool. but there's one thing i just gotta know... why is it that my one jab at ally194 was enough of a 'gratuitous insult' that you just had to call me on it? seriously, with the way you ride and deride one particular poster's ass here, didn't it cross your mind that i could easily come back and point directly to that as evidence that you're not exactly one who should be talking when it comes to bitching about people baselessly ripping on others?
RE: Theatre of the Absurd
"what but ostentation would possess a person to break that theme"
dunno mate, you just did it with your pious lack of humour, so you tell me - lighten up, it's meant to be fun here, anything goes, move on............;-)
dunno mate, you just did it with your pious lack of humour, so you tell me - lighten up, it's meant to be fun here, anything goes, move on............;-)
RE: Theatre of the Absurd
"anything goes"
if that's your opinion, then what's your problem, friend?
really now, ain't quoting fun?!
if you're going to quote someone, quote him in full... don't selectively lop-off portions of a person's words just so you can mischaracterize what that person actually said.
my question wasn't only about breaking the running motif, it was about breaking it "....just to name-drop some hoighty-toighty literary figure".
this may come as a shocker, but read a certain kinda peculiar way, one might even have taken that to be more a criticism of a certain person's apparent need to interject evidence of his super, brainier-than-thou head at every possible chance.
if his reply and yours were made just to dish out lollies and thank everyone for the laughs, do you really think i would have replied as i did?
if that's your opinion, then what's your problem, friend?
really now, ain't quoting fun?!
if you're going to quote someone, quote him in full... don't selectively lop-off portions of a person's words just so you can mischaracterize what that person actually said.
my question wasn't only about breaking the running motif, it was about breaking it "....just to name-drop some hoighty-toighty literary figure".
this may come as a shocker, but read a certain kinda peculiar way, one might even have taken that to be more a criticism of a certain person's apparent need to interject evidence of his super, brainier-than-thou head at every possible chance.
if his reply and yours were made just to dish out lollies and thank everyone for the laughs, do you really think i would have replied as i did?
RE: Theatre of the Absurd
so you mean it wasn't just a matter of you dropping a name from your reading list to nudge-nduge-wink-wink melomane that you got his literary reference then?
i guess you were, what, just setting-up a folow-up so that you could share with everyone that you have a personal relationship with 'harold'?
wow, i'm so sorry. i didn't realize.... really, that's just about the most humble and unpretentious thing ever... apologies, mate.
i guess you were, what, just setting-up a folow-up so that you could share with everyone that you have a personal relationship with 'harold'?
wow, i'm so sorry. i didn't realize.... really, that's just about the most humble and unpretentious thing ever... apologies, mate.
RE: Theatre of the Absurd
I've read a bit of Beckett and Ionescu, but never Pinter . I know Pinter is from that school. The three are a kind of troika, aren't they? Is there a Pinter title you'd recommend?
RE: Theatre of the Absurd
Hmm Melomane, I went to school with him, like him for his humour and integrity. He had a cerebral approach to playwriting which apparently doesn't appeal to our friend pfff; Pinter is not 'hoighty-toighty' at all,the opposite in fact but has rarely appealed to the popular taste. The Birthday Party is my favourite.
Anyway, let's get back to tits and bums before we antagonise pfff further. :-)
Anyway, let's get back to tits and bums before we antagonise pfff further. :-)
RE: Theatre of the Absurd
Pinter: "“I tend to think that cricket is the greatest thing that God ever created on earth - certainly greater than sex, although sex isn't too bad either”
RE: so sad
first of all, WTF are sleapers? ... I would suspect you mean slippers and that raises another question ... how does one go about losing their slippers??
RE: so sad
Maybe they wore out? With English as a second (or third or fourth) language she may not know the proper espression.
RE: so sad
So that's what it is! That explains the discomfort ! I have an appointment with the proctologist tomorrow. Do you want it back Angel?
RE: Can you...
Lol! :) Fair enough "that wud..." Just make them good ones. You're only batting about .300 now. That's good in baseball, but not the best average here. Just aim a little higher dude. You're bound to improve. This one, for example, is pretty good, although it's almost a rhetorical question because the kinds of people that would do that sort of thing usually don't admit they would. Only Nasty Bitch said she would, but then again her admission helps her to demonstrate that she is true to her name! lol!
My answer? No, I wouldn't do it, nor would anyone that values friendship.
My answer? No, I wouldn't do it, nor would anyone that values friendship.
RE: Can you...
always knew u couldnt b trusted grrrr....at least i was there first this time :p
RE: Can you...
there's a host in CC who wears sheeps' wool boots - a favourite with Welsh members no doubt
N.B. I type 'favourite' and it gets underlined in red; I type 'favorite' and it doesn't. Who invented the bloody language anyway?
N.B. I type 'favourite' and it gets underlined in red; I type 'favorite' and it doesn't. Who invented the bloody language anyway?
Baa Humbuggery
Lol! I wouldn't bleat too loud there, Thingy. It might attract the sort of attention you are only accustomed to giving, not receiving. Damn! Turn around! There's a guy approaching you from behind!! I guess he thought you said, "Hmmm, bugger me."
Thingy, I hope you do not fare from that kingdom where it is said, "The men are men and the sheep are afraid?" It is said of this kingdom that its residents engage in such wanton behavior that it would make the inhabitants of Sodom and Gomorrah blush. Why not long ago I heard a man of the cloth give a moving sermon about the sins of the flesh and he spoke of this kingdom. He told us that there is one group of men there who are musicians and that they regularly go about the fields performing Bach's "Sheep May Safely Graze" just to lure these poor sheep to them for their lust-filled desires; and another group who wander the fields reciting Psalm 23 (The Lord is My Shepherd) not in praise of the almighty, but to lure these innocent sheep for their sinful pleasures.
Do not despair Thingy. You can be saved from your animal lust. Sheep are forgiving and I'm sure one of the kind hearted women here would help wean you off the bleating herd that you have known (as long as you wash your dick first), and help you return to the warmth of the...mmm... human 'fold.'
If Ebenezer Scrooge could be cured of "hum buggery," surely there is hope for you! :) Return to the bosom of---hey your choice---so that we might deliver the good news to the sheep! Bon courage. Cheers!
Thingy, I hope you do not fare from that kingdom where it is said, "The men are men and the sheep are afraid?" It is said of this kingdom that its residents engage in such wanton behavior that it would make the inhabitants of Sodom and Gomorrah blush. Why not long ago I heard a man of the cloth give a moving sermon about the sins of the flesh and he spoke of this kingdom. He told us that there is one group of men there who are musicians and that they regularly go about the fields performing Bach's "Sheep May Safely Graze" just to lure these poor sheep to them for their lust-filled desires; and another group who wander the fields reciting Psalm 23 (The Lord is My Shepherd) not in praise of the almighty, but to lure these innocent sheep for their sinful pleasures.
Do not despair Thingy. You can be saved from your animal lust. Sheep are forgiving and I'm sure one of the kind hearted women here would help wean you off the bleating herd that you have known (as long as you wash your dick first), and help you return to the warmth of the...mmm... human 'fold.'
If Ebenezer Scrooge could be cured of "hum buggery," surely there is hope for you! :) Return to the bosom of---hey your choice---so that we might deliver the good news to the sheep! Bon courage. Cheers!
RE: Can you...
If it's only for sleeping .... why not ? :))
But I dont feel I would betray my best friend this way... :))
But I dont feel I would betray my best friend this way... :))
RE: for members - prises in little shy
I'm not going to lie to you, that was difficult to read.
RE: for members - prises in little shy
I am not going to lie to you, if you found that difficult to read (I assume you actually mean to understand or interpret) then your comprehension skills are sorely inadequate.
RE: for members - prises in little shy
on how much you need to make to live. also depends on how many hours you will work each day to make this money.
1.00-1.75 would be fair
1.00-1.75 would be fair
RE: for members - prises in little shy
price is never the question.it is the quality of the host as a person.
RE: for members - prises in little shy
It's a balance between desire and bank account/card limit for most members I guess. Nowadays, $1 per minute in open vid, above or below, seems to be a strong deciding factor judging from the many posts on this subject over the past few months or so.
RE: for members - prises in little shy
Banana, what happened with you? I said a balance!!!! Fuck!!!! why is it so diificult to get folk to read what you say, and not what they think you said? waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Damn place does my head in!
Banana fucker - lol ( I like you really)
Damn place does my head in!
Banana fucker - lol ( I like you really)
RE: for members - prises in little shy
if you look carefully you will see that banana was replying to stripsearch - not you.
this place does all our heads in i think
this place does all our heads in i think
RE: for members - prises in little shy
please don't call me silly for voicing my opinion.it is very presumptuous of you to think you know my thoughts.as i stated price is never an issue for me,only the quality of the host.
RE: for members - prises in little shy
< havent enough money for a good girl > What an inane remark, which presupposes the 'better' girls are the more expensive ones. Nonsense. There are many beautiful, articulate, sexy, playful and intelligent girls in little shy for 50 or 60 cents and Gold bless them all.
RE: for members - prises in little shy
why is the price the issue if you receive a good service - remeber you get what you pay for and cant expecta diamond if you are only willing to pay for a a zircon. But after saying that there are some exceleltn girls who if u treat right will give a great timeif you are patient
RE: Boys, how do u usually searching for a host?
I usally check my favorites 1st then I go to "who's on line now", I decide which category I feel like going into depending on my mood and how much money I spent this month (horny=Instant Action, talkative = little shy)
RE: Boys, how do u usually searching for a host?
Now I don't search but when I did I scrolled very quickly down from top to bottom then suddenly a photo grabbed my attention. I checked her price, if above my budget, I continued searching for another gut reaction. I met my all time favourites/favorites (wtf), now friends, that way.
Category was very important - just a physical show boring for me so non-adult for long term friendships, little shy for maybe just a passing thrill. Oh, women only - thank you DM!
Category was very important - just a physical show boring for me so non-adult for long term friendships, little shy for maybe just a passing thrill. Oh, women only - thank you DM!
RE: Boys, how do u usually searching for a host?
i look in fav first ..
then look at whos online
usualy shy first , then not shy , then IA.. sometimes look on non adult ..
a few not shy there too lol.. and some real nice fun girls too ( as well as some very dull ones .. up there own .........)
if i see any pics that look stylish. / interetesting / good quality / inovative ,, then i open their pages in another tab..
I look thro untill i jhave open about 10 tabs
then look at each page ..
and look at a sample of pics ..
intersting if a host has a hsitory of pics .. can see how she developed..
then short list and also check prices..
drop any over 2$
often find a few real gems /- expecting a 2$ + price and fund maybe 0.7 or 0.9 wow .. then see if they are busy..
thats what i do...
then look at whos online
usualy shy first , then not shy , then IA.. sometimes look on non adult ..
a few not shy there too lol.. and some real nice fun girls too ( as well as some very dull ones .. up there own .........)
if i see any pics that look stylish. / interetesting / good quality / inovative ,, then i open their pages in another tab..
I look thro untill i jhave open about 10 tabs
then look at each page ..
and look at a sample of pics ..
intersting if a host has a hsitory of pics .. can see how she developed..
then short list and also check prices..
drop any over 2$
often find a few real gems /- expecting a 2$ + price and fund maybe 0.7 or 0.9 wow .. then see if they are busy..
thats what i do...
RE: Boys, how do u usually searching for a host?
by the time you have done all that it would be beddy-by time.lol
RE: who is planning to be on CC on Eastern?just curious
I'll be here,or there or where ever that is.
RE: who is planning to be on CC on Eastern?just curious
I'll be here too. I'm in this city for far to less time to be able to have friends and family is miles and miles away....
So I guess I'll see u around :)
So I guess I'll see u around :)
RE: who is planning to be on CC on Eastern?just curious
sounds like u need to get out and be more sociable, when i moved to my town, only took first night out to meet people, longer of course, to call them friends
RE: who is planning to be on CC on Eastern?just curious
ahhh, ok, understand, but i was also talking meeting guys, not just woman. But what u said, makes sense, if u was in a club
Have a happy easter
Have a happy easter
RE: who is planning to be on CC on Eastern?just curious
nice that, just for once, no boring prat commented on the spelling - well, except me that is - now maybe me will reply! lol (sorry, private joke)
Mature Women Exam
I'm glad to see so many are now thinking about maturity. OK if all minds are cleared now. First I want to express this was a study and not all my theory, because I'm not a young man anymore and I can't speak about ALL young men, but if I was a young man, I sure would give it a lot of thought, because when I was young I had that puppy love for mature women, my school teacher's especially.OK think whatever you want to think it's OK, I'm just glad to see a lot more people thinking about Mature Women for a change and quit calling these women on here over 30 years old, older host and I have
nothing against Young Women Host on here, they are cool too and have their own special ways on pleasing their man and doing the things that are best for them. This was a study by 31,000 young students and faculity members at a college and it's got nothing to do with prejudices or sterotyping all women or men. When are you going to understand that point. It's like a lot of people here on CC have their own personal studies and comments and that is your right and I respect you for that,, heck I even seem some good comments about your thoughts, that I bet this college would like to see your thoughts and theroies, cool. So do you see these 31,000 students calling you prejudices or sterotyping all women and men on this study. If you remember I told you that there was also a study completed about younger women preferred older men,, another study on women and men of the same age or within their ages preferring each other on what they see and feel from their minds.
So lets put the shoe on your foot now, how many men here on cc are over 30 years old. I'm talking about you men that are here chatting and wanting a younger woman. I don't think I am talking about all of you, but especially after reading your comments on the study, I can see some of you preferred younger woman, just like these 31,000 students and faculity thinking what they want. Again I'm expressing myself I'm not saying ALL people, get that straight before you start twisting all your little theory about me trying to say I know it all about women. I be the first admit and promise you that I don't know about all women and wont be the last to admit to that, but I know when I find
the right woman either young or old it will be our (the woman and man) theory together that we have respect,trust, love and sharing our life together to bring our relationship together and still have each other respecting each other rights, thoughts and theories during
life together and I don't think I need a survey for that. But if the younger generaltion want to have their survey in school for a study--that's cool, I would be glad to participate in it to give my opinion, just like you are giving your opinion. It's like they say some older men with a younger woman, so its the same about some younger man wanting a older woman (it's their right) did you notice I didn't say ALL.
This study wasn't conducted about each individual here at CC, meaning host or members or young and old, but it seems it should be, since some are worried about what other people in the world are saying and thinking about the younger vs. older generation gap- Now the exam has been giving, feel free to state your comments--that's cool.
nothing against Young Women Host on here, they are cool too and have their own special ways on pleasing their man and doing the things that are best for them. This was a study by 31,000 young students and faculity members at a college and it's got nothing to do with prejudices or sterotyping all women or men. When are you going to understand that point. It's like a lot of people here on CC have their own personal studies and comments and that is your right and I respect you for that,, heck I even seem some good comments about your thoughts, that I bet this college would like to see your thoughts and theroies, cool. So do you see these 31,000 students calling you prejudices or sterotyping all women and men on this study. If you remember I told you that there was also a study completed about younger women preferred older men,, another study on women and men of the same age or within their ages preferring each other on what they see and feel from their minds.
So lets put the shoe on your foot now, how many men here on cc are over 30 years old. I'm talking about you men that are here chatting and wanting a younger woman. I don't think I am talking about all of you, but especially after reading your comments on the study, I can see some of you preferred younger woman, just like these 31,000 students and faculity thinking what they want. Again I'm expressing myself I'm not saying ALL people, get that straight before you start twisting all your little theory about me trying to say I know it all about women. I be the first admit and promise you that I don't know about all women and wont be the last to admit to that, but I know when I find
the right woman either young or old it will be our (the woman and man) theory together that we have respect,trust, love and sharing our life together to bring our relationship together and still have each other respecting each other rights, thoughts and theories during
life together and I don't think I need a survey for that. But if the younger generaltion want to have their survey in school for a study--that's cool, I would be glad to participate in it to give my opinion, just like you are giving your opinion. It's like they say some older men with a younger woman, so its the same about some younger man wanting a older woman (it's their right) did you notice I didn't say ALL.
This study wasn't conducted about each individual here at CC, meaning host or members or young and old, but it seems it should be, since some are worried about what other people in the world are saying and thinking about the younger vs. older generation gap- Now the exam has been giving, feel free to state your comments--that's cool.
RE: Mature Women Exam
do not take this exam so personal, its does not reflect and represnt
all personal feelings and thoughts (notice I said not ALL) -and I got that much out of this study, along with a few of my own personal feelings about a younger man wanting a older woman.. I got married when I was 19 to a 35 year old woman, had 30 great years with her, until she pass on, and now I'm 49 and love a 23 year old woman.
all personal feelings and thoughts (notice I said not ALL) -and I got that much out of this study, along with a few of my own personal feelings about a younger man wanting a older woman.. I got married when I was 19 to a 35 year old woman, had 30 great years with her, until she pass on, and now I'm 49 and love a 23 year old woman.
RE: Mature Women Exam
Interesting chaser. There is absolutely no doubt in my mind that most women are much more flexible about age difference than most men, whether younger or older partners. A host here gets called too old by some men who are much younger than her, but she is younger than my daughter - different perspectives of course. Old men who can only be attracted to girls and very young women are both sad and creepy.
I keep waiting for women of 23 up to say late 40s to lose interest in me. It hasn't happened yet. Not just me, other men my age and even much older, e.g. Sean Connery; he's far older than me but I'd be happy with half his sex appeal for women of all ages.
I'm attracted to the person not their age. A young physically 'beautiful' woman can be incredibly dull to be with. A much older woman can be vibrant with sex appeal. Same with men.
I keep waiting for women of 23 up to say late 40s to lose interest in me. It hasn't happened yet. Not just me, other men my age and even much older, e.g. Sean Connery; he's far older than me but I'd be happy with half his sex appeal for women of all ages.
I'm attracted to the person not their age. A young physically 'beautiful' woman can be incredibly dull to be with. A much older woman can be vibrant with sex appeal. Same with men.
RE: Mature Women Exam
You know, chase, another thing with the surveys, is that you can't really be flexible, you have to give an answer, or life ain't just black & white, there's some gray, and you can't put that in surveys. That's why I don't see them accurate, it depends on the woman,.. and on the man. Take two young guys and the same mature woman. I could bet they won't agree about how great she is, even if they're both into mature women..
Bah, I'm hungry and sleepy, don't know how much sense I'm making..
Bah, I'm hungry and sleepy, don't know how much sense I'm making..
Trannys
What's the attraction to trannys? I mean if you want a woman, why not go with a "real" woman? If you want a man, why not go with a man? Someone help me understand this.