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get rid of ur pc for a while and take a nice walk .....might help to revive ur senses:)

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stubborn:P

Kate, I don't think "imshy" is being stubborn. His terse, witty rejoinder suggests to me that he understands "Dat..." is not really soliciting help. lol!

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Sorry Kate, I didn't mean to give offense. I know you know what "Dat.." meant (re: his satire of "That wud..."), but I thought perhaps his solicitation for help to "get a life" was self-referential.

Frankly, I'm surprised someone had not satirized "That wud..." earlier. He was clearly inviting it and he seems to be a man of good will. His questions may be mundane, but he is not malicious, and on that score alone he's got my vote. As he put it in the thread, we are all free to reply or not.

There is clearly no basis for knocking the guy for asking, "Can you...cook?....salsa dance?...etc.," but after a string of such questions, he should hardly be surprised that he just might be the subject of a satire!......Thank God I'm alright!! lol!

Btw, Kate, I thought you said you were going to bed! It must be, what, 04:55 in your part of the planet? Sweet dreams bb :)))

I changed my mind...didn`t go to sleep:) , found a good movie to watch:D , but thank you anyway (K)(K)

Kate - loool

LMAO, Thank you, Dat. I'm glad satire is not dead!

yes I can help you get a life,, come here and I will put you to work in the cotton fields--cool

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Only you complain, ignore my postings if they bother you. Good luck on your quest for a life :-)))))))))))))

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Gorty, I didn't realize you offered this vital, life-saving service in your One 2 One! lol! (Btw, does it come with a guarantee? And do you offer on-site "service"....mmm...if required?) :)))

the eyes

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eyes :)

The eyes have it

Lol, Pax. You beat me to it, but someone had to say it! :)

depends, if she is walking away (hell, who am I kidding? more like running away) it's her butt.
If she is walkign towards me it's her big bouncy tits

tits

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ears (think about it)--cool

Face.. if there's anything interesting, I'm looking more carefully, if not.. no point to continue looking

I don't know...The whole picture i guess:)

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perhaps we better not meet after all Gorty! :-(((

guess u right gorty:) even tho I didnt read ur post =)))

Thanks Psy. Glad you enjoyed the story. I also enjoy your posts, which are more thoughtful than most here. Btw, does your moniker, "Psy," refer to your profession? Are you a psychologist or psychiatrist?

expression - I'm scared of psychos

Dave,

Generally speaking, I'm with "Psy." When a guy who compartmentalizes anatomy asks me, "Hey man, are you a tit man, a leg man or what,?" I usually say, "I'm a face man." More specifically I think so much of a beautiful face has to do with the eyes. So, I agree with the majority here that the eyes are the first thing we notice--or stare into. Someone once called the eyes a "window to the soul." Someone also posted a question about whether we believe in the "evil eye," ("malocchio" in Italian, the belief is strongly held by Italians). Clearly we all recognize that we can see a lot by looking into someones eyes.

Forum member, "D," introduced the interesting question of what we first notice if we are seeing the person from behind, and it brought to mind an interesting story. Hope you like it.

HIDEOUS BEAUTY

Some years ago a couple of friends and I were in a pub having a few beers. Looking about we could not help but notice the lovely shape of a woman who stood with her back toward us. She was fairly tall, her ideal feminine form well complemented by her blouse and tight fitting jeans. Michelangelo could not have improved on the shape of her ass. It was a thing of near transcendent beauty. Adding to her allure was her long chestnut brown hair that shone with a subtle golden hue in the warm glow of the pub lights. It seemed to us that we were blessed to cast our mortal eyes upon a goddess in our midst.

After some time had passed we noticed our goddess had begun to turn around. At last we would be able to behold the visage of this comely goddess. We had waited for what seemed like eternity for this moment. Though we did not say it, there was almost something solemn about it, as if we were libation bearers and supplicants about to be rewarded for our modest tribute, seeking nothing more than the privilege of gazing upon her divine countenance. Our demeanor was more reverential than lecherous. We seemed incapable of ogling. Had our eyes now been fixed straight ahead, we would have bowed our heads.

She turned. The three of us were rendered speechless. We looked at each other. Our shared astonishment was of mythic proportion. Our expressions confirmed our disbelief, as if we were witness to something outside of nature and experience. Could an all-loving God be responsible for this? The horror! The horror! Whatever inner-horror Kurtz saw, could it have been more disturbing than this? Was this God’s way of making manifest a moral precept that had only been conveyed in words, a truth that was preached by holy men and rendered trivial in latter day society by cynical functionary whores who work for Hallmark cards?

Yet it could not be denied. It was plainly manifest before our eyes: Our goddess had the most hideously ugly face we had ever seen. Recovering from our speechlessness, we began to grope for words to describe it. The word ugly was altogether inadequate to convey that polar opposite of the beauty we had just experienced while viewing her from behind. No doubt her face was in some measure “frightful,” but even this, we decided, did not do justice to render the experience vivid. The measure of her ugliness from the front was as ineffable as her beauty from behind. Never, we agreed, had these two extremes been seen in any mortal with whom we had come in contact. We could agree that her face was cadaverous, as if the Creator had carelessly covered her skull with some surplus flesh, as Athena supposedly fashioned her aegis with the skin of Medussa. Yes, there was something undeniably death-like about her face. So undeniably beautiful from one perspective, but hideously ugly from another. Was this God’s cruel joke? Was he toying with us, as if to say, “Will you fuck death?”

Would you?

Great story, Melomane, loved it. Happened to me several times, and yes, I do look at chicks more than at guys :P I have already one, no need to look further.. And I'm looking at girls, with pleasure, not envy :) ( just wanted to make things clear :P )

Again, glad you liked it Psy. Also, just thought of a line from one of my favorite comedians, the late Rodney Dangerfield. He said, "You know what's really embarrassing?--When you start following a nice ass and it turns out to be a guy!" lol! Hey, shit happens.

For girls it's not embarassing :P never happened to me though, maybe we can make the difference between men's and women's back easier..

As for "Psy".. nah, it's what I'll be when I'll grow older :)

And hehe thank you..

Well......
I first notice most women at a distance.
So I first notice her ass ;)
Unless its a very cold temperature in winter
and winter coats are worn.
Then I would notice a womans hair first. :D

Ohhhh!
I am red faced!
You probably got the wrong idea.
I have a curiosity of what brand of pants
women wear!
The brand is ....you know....near the ass ;)

Eyes. before anything else it's the eyes. that's what draws me in. after eyes, it's smile. then on to the more obvious, typical answers.

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OHHHHHHH you are still alive, LOL

.. stop asking such dull questions?

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yep:D I can , at least nobody has died till now=))
and definatelly could "cook" U too:P

yes...can u?

Ohh yes I do cook :D

But only for someone special not for everybody :P And I offer nice desserts too :P

I cook tasty pancakes:)

even better i can make reservations :P

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yes from Marks & Spencer - 2 minutes in the microwave

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but you burn it each time :-P

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Oh yeah, and damn good at it :D

Sure can, and I love to cook!

The women of CC are cookin' :P

smokin'

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he he xxx love it

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?????--get use to it ????,, they are here to see how you act--cool,, but no really,, i check the profile pages and seen there were over 10,000 host on here,, some we know and some we dont,,, cool

b/c i'm nowhere lese....

oops, eles

"eles?"---strike two. Okay, gete, you get one more try and you're out! Lol!

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To kill the boredom and have fun if thats possible ofc, if not-- just (uzi) all and go cook smth=))

ease up on the caffine ??-???. A host dosen't reply to your post...so what? let it go. Her loss, not yours.

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<b> lol </b>

lol

Congratulations - and is this the steve/morbius wedding? (x 7th engagement already)

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i think i have nice tits and i have fresh 10/40 in my truck!!
do you that ? i also have some corn oil and slutpuppyz tits are prettty cute too. are you looking for a special size? or 4 thousands replies?

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It is true love. I have felt this way just once before and she passed in my arms. What you say is true maybe i am just a fool in love.
She is the girl across a crowded room destined never to meet.

soo who is shee??

The most beautiful woman I have ever met. With a mind as well.
What more could a man want, and then there is me ,what a lot more a girl could want.

CC is primarily a fantasy site and, I think, one has to be realistic about the prospects of meeting someone and actually fall in love. Meeting online and in person are two different things. Did you ever meet your "love" in person and was the feeling the same? Unfortunately, cc is a business and hosts are here to make money and don't have time for relationships.

does she loves you too?

theres one born every minute lol .....

we do it. takes a lot of effortz and work but it can happen. u love somebody then u do what u need to do to work on it. love no matter what is important. must keep trying. very special love is

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thats cool--but if he is not a member,, how did he get in here,, sweety you better check his age.....could be somebody son on here--cool,,, anyway good luck

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Love and Never exist here!!!! A relationship started by saying HEY CAN I SEE YOUR TITS......will never last

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GB, Who but the meanest souls could wish you anything but good fortune and happiness? Please know that I am among them and it is in that spirit of good will that I urge you to consider: 1) the simple truth that your CC lover did not and cannot "create" you. You are already created. Strive for self-knowledge, but do not fall victim to the idea that someone outside yourself can "give" or "create" your identity, no matter how well-intentioned he may be. 2) You say you are "both on the same planet." Perhaps. I intend no hurt by giving voice to my sarcastic impulse when I urge you to check your coordinates to make sure that planet is earth.

How many times have you met her parents? How much money did you send her?

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Well, I can tell you love can be found here :)))))))))))))))) Although it can be difficult at times. I have found someone here who is my world. We have known each other for nearly 16 months now, At first was difficult. And yes jealousy did come into it on my part, but I learn to deal with it. Without her my world is empty and meaningless. We have had our difficulties at times but we have come through the other end. My beautiful Y**** is the best that could have happened to me. Will it last? Well, nobody can predict the future, I feel deep in my heart that she is the one for me, and I know she feels the same. I never came here looking for love, it was just somthing to do while recovering from an injury, but I'm glad I did. Because I have met and fallen in love with the most beautifull, smartest, sensitive, caring and understanding woman, I have ever met :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

All I can say to you is follow your heart and see where it takes you, if it doesn't work out then at least you can say you tried, it's better to have tried and failed than never try at all.

True :)

And I haven't failed yet :D

That's the good part with being old around here :)) you don't always have to repeat something, others can do it :))

Thanks, and yeah, you're right, it is possible, but meh, there will be one topic like this one every month at least...

Suckit7, The question of whether love can be found on CC ranks in the top five most frequently asked questions. We hear testimonials, announcements of weddings, etc., but more often reports about how someone has been duped.

Remember, people can't even agree on what "true love" is, let alone whether "it" can be found on CC. You sound like a hopeless romantic, dude. I hardly want to discourage people in pursuit of love, but a healthy bit of skepticism makes a nice counterweight to heady romanticism--that often results in disappointment and not infrequently hearbreaking tragedy.

Ginger's question is a good one. How do you know it is true love? You say it IS true love and as proof you say "[you] only felt this way once before." But that is no proof if you were wrong the first time. "Feeling" something is true should not dissuade us from pursuing it, but it should be tethered by the guiding light of reason. Otherwise, you might wind up getting your ass kicked.

"True love" (whatever that is) is an elusive thing even in the "real world" (whatever that is), but my gut tells me the odds for finding it are better in the real world.
Good Luck.

i may have misunderstood but i didn't think he meant that he was wrong about being in love before.
my understanding was that when he said she passed in his arms it meant that his previous love died in his arms.

Love can be found here...But it hurts sometimes..

of course love can be found here -- and of course it can hurt also -- just like in the real world -- an old woman told me once -- if you find someone to love then hold on to that person -- love is filled with ups and downs -- sometimes good times sometimes not -- but the love is what you hold on to -- during bad times you just need to love them even more and all will be great!

Yes, i knpw it better than anyone...Love is so precious, and we have to fight for it.And ill go anything to keep my love and will never give up. Nice saying tho:)

Glad that you know this — you are right love is precious-should never be given up on – yes this lady had much wisdom when it came to life – guess it is one of the beauties of age

OB, I didn't think he was saying he was wrong about the first time. It's clear that he is saying that he knows the present case is true love, but he is claiming he knows this BECAUSE of the prior case.

Still, you raise a valid point about what he means by "passed in my arms.” Does he mean she died in his arms [which could be turned into a libretto for a modern rendition of Giuseppe Verdi’s “La Traviata.”] or passed through his arms---hence out of his grasp? In either case it remains difficult, if not impossible, to “know” with certainty what true love is. I think one can “know” in a qualified sense, but not in the same way we know that 2 + 2 = 4. In other words, it is not by reason that we can “know” we have found true love. We can make reasoned judgments about a person’s character based on his or her past behavior, temperament, general disposition toward the world---not to mention the size of bank account (!), but at bottom it is knowledge of the heart that speaks to love. On this point I have always loved the words of the French Philosopher/Mathematician/Monk, Blaise Pascal who said, “The heart knows a reason, that reason does not know.”

I met my true love here.. Sure I was on this site like all the other guys but when i saw the profile pic of this girl I just wanted to talk with her - and thats what I did.. went into pvt and talked.. soon we were talking on yahoo and the phone, after a year of talking I visited her - and we have never looked back.

6 years now in this relationship. She doesn't work online anymore - and that was her choice, instead she concentrated on finishing university, we bought a flat together and recently sold it at a great profit and bought a bigger flat..

Sure we have good times and bad times - but thats life and its the same in any relationship - Can you find love here at CC.. well as long as you treat the girls with respect - i.e. the first words you type are not "show me yr pussy" you have as much chance of finding a girl here as you have in any nightclub or bar. That goes for anywhere on the internet - its just another way of communicating.. sure its all fantasy, but the jump to reality can be made if you are willing to put the effort in.

better question would be-why does it bother you? why do you really care? if one does not respond you just move on to the next--right?

Tiramisux has left cc ?

:O Dave what a strange fantasy(LOL) Can i pretend im ur cleaning girl(LOL)

Monikamyslave come over with ur french maid outfit;)

deduct an hours pay from her wages.if she wants to masturbate and get paid for it then that is what cc is for.

I have to do my own cleaning. I can't afford a cleaning girl.

Ask is she needed a hand.

Depends. Is she hot? Is she moaning my name? Did she expect me to arrive home at that time? Is she married to a bad assed Mexican guy with prison tats? Does she have a green card? Do I have any condoms left? Did I visit CC earlier that day? So many questions. So few answers.

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Smile...

I would be wondering where the cleaning came from and how the hell she got in!!

well did she scream out loud or did she just continue? but more importantly...is the housework completed!?

make her change the sheets - after, what else ???

Run to the bathroom and be sick - my cleaning lady is about 60 years old and 300lb :P

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm..........

fuck her. then get her to clean up the bed. ;)

isn't that what wifes are for?...lol

Yes, but cleaners are cheaper and are easier to change >:)

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Cleaning girl? We don't all live in penthouse appartments with servants!

However, to follow your fantasy dave, I would ask her how long it takes her to come then deduct that time from her wages cos I'm a mean c***t, unless she looked like Monika...........

A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of OAPs when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady.

She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up.

After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts.

When she is about to hand him another batch again he asks her: "Why don`t you eat the peanuts yourself?"

"We can't chew them because we've no teeth", she replied.

"We just love the chocolate around them."

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Q: What do you call a pig with three eyes?

A: A Piiig

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A pair of chickens walk up to the circulation desk at a public library and say, 'Buk Buk BUK.' The librarian decides that the chickens desire three books, and gives it to them...and the chickens leave shortly thereafter.

Around midday, the two chickens return to the circulation desk quite vexed and say,' Buk Buk BuKKOOK!' The librarian decides that the chickens desire another three books and gives it to them. The chickens leave as before.

The two chickens return to the library in the early afternoon, approach the librarian, looking very annoyed and say, 'Buk Buk Buk Buk Bukkooook!' The librarian is now a little suspicious of these chickens. She gives them what they request, and decides to follow them.

She followed them out of the library, out of the town, and to a park. At this point, she hid behind a tree, not wanting to be seen. She saw the two chickens throwing the books at a frog in a pond, to which the frog was saying, "Rrredit Rrredit Rrredit..."

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Q: What do you get when you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A: A guy that stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their ass when they ask where the bathroom is. Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground :)

An Irish guy is walking down a dark street one night in Londonderry in Northern Ireland when suddenly he his jumped by two men. One grabs him from behind and puts a knife to his throat. The other brings his menacing face to the frightened man and says, “Are ya a Protestant or a Catholic?”

Thinking as best he could to save his life, the man responds in a trembling voice, “I…I…I’m an atheist.”

Not satisfied with that answer, the predator replied with greater insistence, “Yeah, but are you a Protestant atheist or a Catholic atheist?”

english football team , english rugby team and english cricket team

I know I wasn't supposed to laugh at this, but you are funny :)))

Well "as long as we beat the english" is true :D And I was glad english got beaten :P

beaten at what? drew in football and we are still in cricket world cup?

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but we were still above the welsh overall :)
shame about france and ireland though :(

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Would that be right by the Ekaterinsky Canal, or closer to the church? :))

Runs from the Admiralty past Gostiny Dvor and Moscow Station to Alexandra Nevskogo. Too expensive for studios to be on there, it's like running one on Oxford street.

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Well true its more to do with a host in St. Petersburg, she calls herself Charly4u, not seen her for a while. Just curious, when she is coming back :))

Yeah she works in a really dodgy studio where most of the girls seem to be prossies as well. (MissisX, BDSMCouple etc.) Maybe she's found a long term client too?

lol - though i suspect that was not the answer f1jpm was wanting :)
but looking at the other girls mentioned from the same studio they haven't been online for a while either so maybe the whole studio has closed down or something?

I have experience of two of these hosts:

MissisX - no experience
BDSMCouple - no experience
Charly4u - Chatted to on many occasions, seems like a genuine,
fun girl to me, hope to get to know her more, great show
too.
Dolores4u - seems very sweet, never had a show just chatted,
mainly about her B/F, which started to bore me in the
end.

What do people know about this studio and the girls that work there. It seems from what I have read before about this place that it has a very bad reputation. As the hosts aren't the most trustworthy. My experience has been a good one, I helped one host from there with problems she had with her B/F (Dolores4u), although something gave me doubts as to whether they were genuine problems. Maybe members here should share their experiences so that other members can be warned about hosts from this studio, or maybe hear about good stories. As we very rarely hear any good experiences here.

Now you mention it I have noticed that there has been very little activity from this studio lately.

Not missing much IMHO, they were all pretty boring - even using the same pouting expressions and poses. Everything I saw and read made me think they were a bunch of time-wasters and potential scammers.

everyone has the potential to be a scammer ;)

"potential", yes, but inclination?--perhaps aided and abetted by an upstanding citizen/studio owner?

Yeah, I'm sure many hosts would prefer a "long term client" (aka "sugar daddy") to the daily drudgery of going to a studio to work for some lumpish former KGB or military guy who now lords his petty authority over girls and sells her salacious services to Westerners.

So, some government official or nouveau riche oil oligarch with a dacha just outside of Sankt P. would be a welcome change indeed. Degradation with at least the outward appearance of dignity. A cyber Potemkin Village. Bon courage.

You make it sound so sweet. :P

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welcome back!

sorry 2 hear that :((

welcome back Freeda:)

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promise?

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me likes you but sad u not escape here yet :(

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welcome back!

Will you be in an Adult catagory this time?

Welcome back, my love. Even though we are together all the time, it is good to have you back here. Chmock.

I'm Spartacus!

No! I'm Spartacus...! ;)

Im Brian, and so's my wife....

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Do you have any sexy underwear??? Can I see it, please:-P

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i am sure this is quite a big problem for the proper non-adult hosts who are actually in the correct category - but it is caused as much by the hosts who abuse 121 as the members who go looking in non-adult for adult shows.
possibly if you posted something on your profile mking it clear that you will not strip at all then some of these members will hopefully stay away from you.

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ok - yes, then the members are very much at fault in your case.
your profile is quite clear (and good :) ) but on gypsyanya you are left uncertain - although the photographs do suggest she is probably a true non-adult host.
also you never know how many members would be asking for you to strip if you didn't make it clear in your profile!

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I know, I helped you write that profile. Damn, I am stupid. :-P

Officeboy, I agree with your sentiments, but I do not share your hope that an unambiguous statement will discourage the offenders--at least not all of them. Indeed this might even ENCOURAGE those who believe rules are made to be broken. The sweetest fruit is the forbidden fruit!

I have sympathy for the 'rebel.' Just think of how poor the human drama would be without the rebel. Without the rebel, the righteous moralist could not exist!

I think its summed up in a line Marlon Brando uttered in the 1954 film, "The Wild One." A woman disdainfully asks the rebellious Brando character, "What are you rebellin' against?" He looks up at her and replies, "What a ya got?" lol!

They come and ask coz the most beautiful hosts are in non adult categories:P

LOOOOL

now that is funny ....

like who ??? lol ,, cumonnnnnn..


hahahahahahahaha..


hahahahahahaha...

Can't say I've noticed that. Seems to me Non-Adult hosts have no greater claim to "most beautiful" than Adult hosts. There are beautiful women in both.

Are you a host my dear? If so, may I ask what category you are in?

I think its the oposite ..

the ones who are just not sure ..

the wall flowers ,,

the maybe pretty ,, but ..

are all in non adult ..

the confident , sure of themselves, and fun girls are all in adult..

and certainly the sexiest ....

nothing more sexy than a confident and gorgeous woman ..

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Actually you have it the wrong way around. The girls who are in non-adult are the confident, classy sexy ones....girls in instant action are just ho's sitting around waiting to spread their legs to the next customer. Take a stripper for example? Have you ever met a confidant one, because I haven't...most of them come from abused families, are on drugs and use their bodies because they failed at every other part of life.

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well..think about it...what do you do? Guys come to you and you spread your legs and play with toys......where as in Non-Adult the girls have to use their brain and be good at keeping the customer engaged in interesting conversations...you do nothing that no other girl can do...but can you offer smart, intelligent, classy conversation or do you just spread? Because that does not portray confidance.

a number of hosts move to and fro from non adult to lil shy and dungeon

But lots of the hosts who move categories still don't strip when they are in dungeon either - and some don't in little shy either

Im in make new friends. And about selfconfidence..If a girl strips it doesn;t mean she is confident..And if she diesn't strip it doesn't mean she is not confident;)Im confident enough to realize that i don't have to strip to keep regular viewrs and to get new ones. Sooooooo:P

exactly

dont have to .. like its a not fun thing ... its not like being asked to cut your arm ..
some really enjoy it ..

if u dont ..ok...
i prefer people who do . and dont think its a chore ,,lol..

we are different ..
thats cool too..

many things. but not potatos anymore

potatos ?

start it again with the same title and write (continued)

I agree, but it seems people usually don't scroll back more than a day or two. Appollo has a good point. You could create a serial about one topic. Among the benefits is the liklihood that the topic of discussion would be explored with a bit more depth.

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you too ;))

keep well and happy :-)))

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Lena Headey, and you kinda look similiar.

You look like you should be my wife.

i havent seen it yet. is she hot?

I think you want too look like her but you can not. Nice try though.

I definately see a resemblance, although I think you look more feminine than she does.

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i agree, to bad, u dont get naked.....hehe

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I think you need more than a movie haha

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green grey...
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yes...can u?

I can play many...clarinet, guitar, bass and some drums.

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you can join my band

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Time for mischevious fun, wait boys and girls....lol

Imitation is a mere form of flattery, knock urself out :-))))))))

Tisme is that you?

Fullmoon =))

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Yes, violin.

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to find a girl who can play music on my trouser flute.

What is real in life, lost hopes maybe, that is hardest thing!!!

For to win one hundred victories in one hundred battles is not the acme of skill. To subdue the enemy without fighting is the acme of skill. Sun Tzu

The worst loneliness is to not be comfortable with yourself. ( Mark Twain)
The dumbest people I know are those who know it all.( Malcolm Forbes)
Work is either fun or drudgery. It depends on your attitude. I like fun.
( Colleen C.Barrett)

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it's better to be judged by 12 than carried by 6

xeniya

You did it well.:)

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Every letter is pronounced, K is not silent. So K S E N I Y A))

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kseniya

MissDelight told me once but I've forgotten

I just love my name:P

mr clinton loves your.. oh you said name, um nevermind

Nah.It was due to their shows.Very often their barmen showed a trick with pure alchogol and fire.That evening he failed his trick and about 300 mililiters of burning alchogol dropped on his chest .He stayed close to a tub with alchogol.The bar was quickly enveloped in flames.

what? so in your opinion, a fire show in a crowded bar has nothng to do with " poor enforcement of fire regulations, improper construction and lax attention"??

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Spitting fire is a common European street entertainment. Maybe there is no explicit law or regulation against it. in a club setting. Bar owners don't often use common sense.

Remeber when Great White killed a hundred people in Rhode Island? The place was built to pre-1976 code. But what building code anticipates spitting fire or inside fireworks?

when i was working as a dorrman a man tried a flaming sambuca where you drink it while it's still lit but he coughed and set his face on fire. not a pretty sight. we banned it after that.

presumably the barman is now toast

I heard he got "fired"

He got too OVERHEATED with the guests !

he was also arrested afterwards, for illeagally waving a firearm

ooooo my wish, we need to meet,,tell me more and I might take your offer up.

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Adiccted2U fits the bill if ur ok with the more mature lady

Yes I love BIG libia as well! who has them?

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rightgirl

i dont like them ,, but saw a few here..

try

xnadeen, beautymariya , curlenadeen, monikababe , marianna25 , abovexbeyond , gabriella4u ( darkones ) , ohmygod , Zvirgins , verynicebabe, jerriko , xhairypussy,

if u like that sort of thing lol..

WOW i saw 3 there but a few ,, i did not know ,

thank UUUUUUU

save me searching ..

excellent list.. more pls..

) don't get too excited as some r in non adult and some have not been online for quite a while

and who would you say has the biggest labia from your list? I haven't seen all but of those I have seen it is verynicebabes with the biggest lips and also a large clit

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Who cares if you don't show them you painted such a beautiful picture of them in my imagination lol

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they are just right ...... mmm :-)

xxangel