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some sell worn panties ewwwwe

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Some places pay for pints of blood. You could take a job as a day laborer or office worker. Lots of places will put you in a short term assignment somewhere depending on your skills. Babysitting pays well today...err..just don't mention CC. It fetches close to $10 USD an hour. There is an Ebay version in England. Sell what you don't need. If you have a hobby see if there is some angle to that you can cash in on. You can go to the airport and try and do some livery...assuming you have a car and license. You could offer some specials here... try and increase traffic to your videos. Begging has worked for centuries. Last but not least you could try scamming a member or try hitting up a regular for a small loan. Be creative.

google cryptguardian :P

Very nice girls. Reflects in part the asian influence on their culture. Yes there have been some girls from there who scammed. The only two requests for money I received were from filipina hosts and I laughed my ass off. I knew them for like 5 minutes. They get right to the subject at hand.

I do not know all the Filipina hosts here, but I will share some general thoughts:

You said "They're all so so sweet and nice. Is this real? Or is it a way of buttering you up?" I think that in most cases it is real. I admit to being biased, but I would say that in my opinion Filipina's are some of the warmest and most loving creatures on this planet.

I am almost certain that my reply to you will be followed by a number of posts challenging that statement...I can only relate my own experiences.

Filipinas also have a great sense of humor, and will joke about just about anything. They are very family oriented, and generally very loyal. I could go on and on, but don't think that I'm trying to paint a rosy red picture of the Filipino people here. Annyone who's been to the Philippines would tell you that the poverty level there is horrible, which affects everyone living there in a variety of ways. With regards to Filipina scammers, there are many, I am sure. To answer your question specifically, none of the Filipina's I used to talk to on this site tried to scam me, but that does not mean it doesn't happen.

If you are truly a cynic, then communicating with a nice Filipina girl would probably represent some real challenges due to cultural differences. Filipinas in general will stay away from confrontative language, and will often go out of their way to please you. Sometimes that may involve them telling you what they think you want to hear. Most Filipinas would find it really hard to give a directly dismissive answer; this is considered very offensive by them. For example, if you tell a Filipina a question and she says "I'll try!" then you can be pretty certain that what you asked for ain't gonna happen! Likewise, if you ask to meet her in person and she says "I'll think about it!" then you need to understand that she really just told you "No way!" It is enough to drive a guy nuts, but once you figured it out then you realize that it is not so bad.

Some people would characterize that kind of behavior as dishonest or insincere, but I think it is a mistake to judge people without taking into account their cultural background. Imposing OUR "honest, right way of thinking" on them simply doesn't work.

I hope I gave you something to reflect over. Make up your own mind, use your head and try not to be cynical. Life is too short!

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Thanks for the kind words, but I certainly not an expert on Filipinas... Still, even as a kid I was very curious....wanted to find out more...and that is really what it is all about....asking questions about what interests you in life! And more than that, asking the RIGHT questions!

There are alot of things about Filipinas (and Filipinos) that I don't understand. There are a few things, too, that I am pretty sure I don't like. A good example would be the phenomena of "tampo"! You know what I mean, right? ;)

And I am still trying to get used to the food. Balut....yacks!!!! :P


Learning to know other cultures and perspectives is a wonderful thing. I had the fortunate opportunity to leave my home country when I was 20 years old, and I've always found other cultures fascinating.

please disregard the last paragraph of my post...I meant to delete it.

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Nice to hear that from a host's perspective, Gortensia! Yes, I agree with you, from my trip there I would say that Filipino guys are very nice, too. For example, they don't appear upset or jealous if they see a Filipina with a foreign boyfriend. Some people say that they are just nice because they see the foreigner as being rich and want his money, but I don't believe this to be true at all (although it does happen, I am sure!).

By the way, it has been a few hours since Cynic posted this question...

There is a guy on this board that whenever this subject comes up always jumps in and complains how he does not care about Filipinas, that there are too many of them here...they're always pestering him in com chat and so on....

Where IS he? Did he change his mind, or maybe he just took a day off!??? :P

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Yes, you should go sometime!!! Incredible beaches, lots of things to see and do and beautiful people! I'm going back on my second trip soon...:)

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ofc yah can get anywhere!!!this is a damn good drink!...Boracay is an awesome place!wear yah g-string doll!:P...get a tan!get a massage,feel the ocean breeze and relax the night away!cheers!hugzzz!!!

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easy!!!!! scotland are even crapper than england

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Who won? :d

Wales!!

Scotland just :P

What a sweet, kind, gentle, nice bloke he is!!

Ouch !!!!!

You're very welcome Nikolletta :)

But next time just between the two of us okay lol :P

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looks like that dog needs a vet real quick

Hmmmm....I am getting jealous now....I am a good artist to, you know? Want me to send you a drawing of my bird?

a hairy bird? lol

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Ohhhhhhh.....that's so CUTE! hehehehe Seriously, IMNYF, when I first read her post, and before I saw the picture, I swear that I thought that you had actually DROWNED her dog! (and I am not joking, either.!!!!)

Oh....and I'm sorry I didn't have time to get back to you on that "fruity" vibe question yet. Yes...my jokes were intended in that way...but rest assured, my friend, that they were only jokes. Unless you are a pinay with long hair and look great in a bikini, you have nothing to fear from me except an occasional humiliating retort from time to time! If posting on this board should at one time become a crime and you and I were to be incarcerated together, it might be a different situation. However, let's not worry about that unless it really happens... :P

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I have no doubt that IMNYF posesses some real talent....As for his drawing talent, I will not comment, except for this: If you're planning to make a living from auctioning off his artworks....well.....just don't quit your cc gig quite yet, honey!

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If I liked babies...I wouldn't be on this site, would I? However, since I appreciate your entrepreneurial spirit, I take the $10 bid. That is, IF that includes a right to spend one night with the original artist! :P:P:P

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Spend a night with the original artist ?

Are you sure you read this thread properly ?

just say yes and take the money INYF

I think you could be right ally. $10 is $10 and I've done a lot worse for a lot less :D

I'm sure my baby would love this dog, and I'd be happy to spend $11 to make him/her happy! (Now, anyone know where I can buy one baby?) Great post Nik! :)

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Because she's not sweet and charming like you Nikolletta :P

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lol Azterix and yet you still clicked the link.

As to the fruity comment I did not mean it that way but more that your posts remind me of someone elses who had a name with a fruity connection.

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Just wait till I get onto the topic of llamas :D

my 1st Spanish lesson i thought como te llamas? was asking after the health of sheep with long necks

at least they weren't goats

if you want to see the picture i draw just look my photo 26 august :))) i wanna know your opinion :))))))))

Elina you are obviously very artistic as your drawing was very well done :) (Obviously it's not as good as my dog :P).

Is it a self portrait ?

no ( you have an opportunity to compare with my photos - the differance is obvious ))))

Yes you're right. You are much cuter than the girl in the drawing :)

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A horse walks into a bar, the barthender says,"hey, why the long face?"

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Alanis Morissette walks into the bar after the horse and the barman says "what is it with you folks tonight?"

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too funny

...and the doctor said "Rectum?!?, Damm near killed em!"

I never thought I would actually say this....but here goes....getting the gold is the only way to guarantee that you'll never run out of women. Loving, caring and so on...I dunno' but there'll always be women.

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You mean a free CC don't you?

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That is not what I said, sweetie, but I think you know that!

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cool (smiles)

Yes, I know, but stop calling me DAISY!

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this is cool--by the way BrigitteX--what are you saying and what will your new name be-

No, i don't. But now that you mentioned it, i'm pretty sure there will be lots of people curious about it, so it would have been better if you kept your mouth shut.

i use it to catch the liars. many say they love me, but they never sent me the cam instead i see them when they send the cam to others ;-)

What is it? Like the camera I had hidden in the bathroom or creepier?

Nice one ! Its something used by hosts and guys alike but it allows u to see people online even if they dont want u too . Its for the obsessive , paranoid and creepy types who justify it by saying they wanna see if there friends are really online ! If there friends wanted them to know they would show themselves as available to them !

its used to see if the bf or gf is sending the cam to someone else too. A guy told me he only sent the cam to me , but not true. he was sending his cam to his other gfs!

Yahoo spy buddy? Never heard of it, now I'm curious. let me see what it's all about.
Thanks for the tip.

So what if someone is tapping into your communication lines without you knowing. Like GW says If you aren't doing anything bad you don't have to worry. Come on man, do you want the terorist to win?!? Time to give up your freedom in the name of security.

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Hmmm , I think it is fun for those who wish to delve into others lives which is pretty sad when you think about it and also means you have too much time on your hands . There are scammers for sure and in one way I understand someone just clearing that fact up but for someone to continually use is damn creepy and in some cases paranoid . Having B Spy just fuels the paranoia ! to have B Spy is just another step down on the ladder towards the cesspool of life :-))))

You mean that, I mean are you really saying that...besides being on this site....there are further steps down on that ladder??? I thought I had hit rock bottom and was waiting for my rebound! Jeezzzz, maybe now I should get that software, after all! :P

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This is so funny. Yet again we see people defending lies and deceit by saying you're in the wrong if you catch someone out.
My story is quite funny in this context. I've been friends with an (allegedly) ex CC host, who's told me all sorts of crap over the years which I tend to take with a pinch of salt.
A couple of months back she sent me an ICQ message with a link to a scammers site where her name was listed, telling me how unfair it was, and that she'd only found it whilst typing her name into google for fun. I was actually already aware of it, but hadn't had the heart to tell her.
However, as she'd sent me the link herself I looked at it a couple of days later and found they'd updated the site to show information about when and where the enquiries had come, and what emails etc. the enquiries had been about.
And the really funny part was that 2 enquiries were listed for the day she'd sent me the link, so that's why she'd been aware of it - one of her potential scamees had caught her out, plus she'd handed me the information on a plate. What a laugh!
So you see, some scammers are just so stupid they create the suspicions themselves, and then act so hurt and insulted when shown for the liars they are. ROFLMAO.

Our senses of humour must be very different.

What about if they spy and find nothing amiss because the person was totally innocent ? Does that make them a creep then ? What about the trust the other person should be able to put in them ?

Then that's the time they should feel guilty. Pretty easy answer.
My point was that this girl gave me all the evidence herself, but still claimed to be unfairly treated, and that's what I found amusing.

Hmmm, maybe didn't make myself clear.
Scammers use peoples emotions in a pretty evil way. If any doubt is expressed about their situation or motives, they profess to be so hurt, upset and insulted. So when one of them offers up the proof themselves it's just funny.

I agree with IMNYF that I did not find this as funny as you appear to do, but you peaked my interest. ;) Are you actually saying that there are web sites that name suspected scammers? If so, I have no problem with that concept....just as long as the hosts have a venue to defend themselves agains unjustified accusations.

And by the way...I don't quite believe that you think this is so funny...if you really got scammed, I 'm sorry for that....but I'm also glad that you found out in time!

I know there are some unscrupelous hosts doing this, but I hope they are in a minority. Same for certain members prying on naive hosts. Anything legal that makes it more difficult for them, I'm all for it.

Yes there is, though doubtless CC would delete my post if I mentioned it here.
The site in question doesn't actually claim they are scammers, just lists enquiries and dates, along with a couple of options that enquirers tick: "Visa/Medical Money Request" & "Claims to have no phone".
They also cross-reference their database of email addresses and so show links when different names use the same email address.
So if someone is listed about a dozen times, with 3-5 different email addresses, using 2 different surnames and the enquiries are listed from 3 different countries with examples of either or both money requests ticked...
Well, you don't need to be Sherlock Holmes. ;)

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yep, super creepy....and just a sort leap away from sending your buddies and loves and whatnot a keylogger..................you know, to see if you can really trust them or not.

Yes JD I agree. Just a little bit hypocritical of someone to send their friends or lovers a keylogger or using buddy spy to see if THEY can trust THEM.

Wow...I did not even know that this was possible...and at first I thouight it was a little creepy, too! I feel a little hypocritical saying that, cause I've certainly done creepier things, like visiting a host pretending to be someone else (don't do that anymore...and wouldn't recommend it to anyone else!). I don't know exactly what you mean by creepy, but people may sometimes resort to spying and prying behavior when they feel vulnerable. Like, when you're in love with someone you met on this site (host or member, it does not matter which!) and that you feel that the the odds are not in your favor that the other person is being truthful with you.

As for this software, I checked out the website. I've got to agree with NightofAkina and say that in my current situation, I would probably not waste my time on it. If someone I care about is online and does not want to talk to me, then no big deal...I would look at the big picture first. If there were many pieces missing in that picture, perhaps I would feel differerently and seek some confirmation of my suspicions...but I don't feel that way now.

So, "creepy" or not? I think if I were a host who was trying to scam people, or a member who is a "player" then, yes, I would definitely find this software creepy. Like someone alluded to above...if you are being a good person (or at least trying to be!), why would there be anything to worry about?

the program is a curse, i caught 2 people lying today and its all over

Well the concept of hiding is pretty creepy to me ;) But that being said everyone has a right to their privacy, no exceptions. If you feel you have to 'test' someone because you do not trust them, then that means you do not trust them, not that you will trust them if prove to be telling the truth. Not going to make many friends doing it that way.

But beyond all that, Buddy Spy is not half as accurate as people would like to think and I can personally trip it up every single time into believing I am online when I am offline and offline when I am online. ISo bear that in mind before you start to blindly accuse people of being liars and cheats, you might just find it all blows up in your face and then you will know that the only real loser is yourself.

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speaking from experience?

I'm not sure if your first statement was meant to say sad instead of mad or if you meant mad in the angry sense rather than the crazy sense. But I am both happpy and mad (crazy).

But what about you ?

I'm mad about being sad cuz I got so happy.

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Im not happy today!im sad!atleast im not mad!just missing someone...!!!hugzzz!!!

That person must be very lucky, so he should be happy! :)

was busy - speak to you soon - kisses

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wasn't the party Saturday? :P

Happy birthday Rostov-on-Don :D

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Yes but unfortunately it involves clicking the previous page button and scanning with your eyes :(

Although you can jump back to any page you want to in one step. But obviously you have no idea what would be on that page.

No, there isn't. When I first fell in love with my gf here...I tried to look for that....hehehe....well maybe good that it wasn't available. :P Also, I enjoy IMNYF's posts so much that I was gonna collect them and have them printed and bound....but no... Sorry, CC elected to employ their resources differently by developing the ir stellar and infallible hosting star rating system. But you rather have that, right? Lol....by the way...if they allow this reply...I got to give them alot of credit!

Stop sneaking in front of me. I was going to respond first...you ruined my whole post!

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Not sure what you mean by the mouth passing over your ears part....but I need all the compliments I can get! So, if you think I am funny, you are way above (ears, mouth...whatever) most people here....so I've congratulate you. :P My gf, even....doesn't laugh at my jokes anymore....Thought I had a real connection with IMNYF, but as soon as I started sending him private messages and asking for his phone number he got so quiet....So thanks for being my friend, Brigitte! In fact, if you really want to make a lifetime friend....please scroll down to the post that says Re: Top 10 email turnoffs for MEN, below on this page. I asked Origami to help me out, but she abandonded me completely. Just post anything in that thread....and I think I will fall in love w. you....:P

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You can go from page to page and use the Find function of windows.

Not sure for what you are searching, but if it's to see what one writer has posted you can browse through the pages and use your browser edit feature (find on this page) to find a string of text. (such as a nick or topic). It will find those for you. Hope that helps. Be well..

very nice intro Brigitte - wish you every success :-)

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Hello...glad to see you here...nice pics...never wait to get invited in comm chat...its community chat...its for everybody..look for me there..I'd be happy to chat with you..

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welcome to CC world! have fun,make friends,and enjoy yourself.never be shy in commchat.that's what it's for................to chat.and like tiger says,you can talk to me also when you're there.have fun and take care.

Wow...you seem so nice....does that invitation extend to me, too? :P

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I was really hoping for a kiss from paco316...but I take whan I can get! Welcome, sweetie!

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Naahhhh, you all got me wrong...it is IMNYF that I have a crush on....he's just playing hard to get! :P It is nice that you have a sense of humor, sweetie. Alot of the perverts on this site find that very attractive, which means that perhaps they are not so bad after all. Good luck to you, make alot of $$ and stay away from the norwegians.

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Brigitte I think Azterix was actually replying to paco (a new cc love story perhaps :P). But welcome to cc anyway.

Anyway please don't remain quiet unless you have something to say because if we all did that no one would post on these forums and no would would ever chat in community chat.

Like ImNotYourFriend said..."Anyway please don't remain quiet unless you have something to say ...." He really means well, but I think what he meant to say was that even if you DO have something to say, no need to be quiet!!! And if you don't have anything to say, then speak up anyway, just like he does! I know he wishes I'd be quiet even if I have nothing to say...but that remains to be, in the words of our friend Origami..."a wet dream" for him...(means it ain't gonna happen!).

I was gonna comment on his snite remark about paco316 and I, but I decided to take the high road....

Let me just say that you look very sexy and your pictures look great (not as nice as the one's IMNYF sent me of himself in his favorite Fairy Godmother outfit, but very nice still!). Seriously...people here joke around alot, and I hope you make lots of friends among hosts and members alike!

Yes I meant don't just talk only when you have something sensible to say :)

As for the Fairy Godmother outfit it cost me a lot of £'s so I'm damn well going to get my moneys worth :D

Am I mistaken or am I getting a "fruity" vibe off of you ? (If I'm wrong you won't have a clue what I'm talking about)

Welcome. You are a reasonably attractive woman who looks like she loves to have fun. I like the shower pics. Your price is over my limit and you are not my style but I predict you will do well here and I wish you the best of luck.

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Thanks...but the proper way to say that is my screen name fits me well...not good.

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My style? A woman who is unforgettable, a woman who takes my breath away every time I see her, a woman who keeps me awake at night thinking about her...a woman who I know I don't deserve but I think God every day for giving to me. Is that you? And slightly larger tits.

a woman who has a video price under $1.

and that too....thanks for the reminder.

you can't pass comment without saying they should lower their price, over your limit or some other way of hinting to them to lower their price to your bargain basement dream.

and what is your point? This is a forum. That is my position in general...although I had a great 2 dollar a minute video with Calixdream last night. Great girl. Worth every penny. You know I always wanted an extra asshole behind me...now I have one.

video duration was 30 seconds.

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that means you have three now?

Nice to have u here Brigitte.....hope u will do great:-)

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Welcome to cc. I liked your pictures and profile. Good luck during your time here on cc.

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Not bad. In a few she looks like she is having a seizure. Some closeups would have been nice. By the way....how is that studio managment gig working out for you?

not bad, you know some shameless promotions here and there, pretending to be a real member., it's oing ok, plus I get to evesdrop in on your guy's vid scessions. How's things with you?

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get back to work and stop reading the forum.

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OR WHAT???? YOU GONNA PIMP MY RIDE????
WOO HOO!!!!!

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Now that was funny. And lighten up Wildbeach nobody was saying anything about stars. A little defensive? Just give a good show for a good price and the stars will come..among others.

with price.

In part, yes. I always wanted a Fairy God Mother...thanks.

huh?

huh? what do you mean i wonder?

are you stoned ???

No, it is called poetry...you should look into it sometimes....I don't even know what she looks like, but she writes some of the most beautiful poems that I've ever read. Possibly w. the exception of the poem by Long Fellow below.

best wishes to u too!
good thoughts (K)

I think I am having an acid flashback. Oh wow man...I see colors.

I like your thoughts xelinax. They are a pleasant change from the usual nonsense that is posted on here.

I would like to smell fresh cut grass
I like to scratch my pimply ass
I am a person to be trusted
oh god, my mom just walked in on me wacking...now I'm busted

lol Happens to the best of us :D

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oh...poetry you want hey/..ok..try this:

I place a noose around my neck,
and drop till I die,
My soul has gone to Hell,
My eyes to never cry,
Greetings from the underworld,
for atlast I will be me
Choke the air from soul
and leave me to free.

damn...original and good...

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lol very funny Ori :)

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Hehehe...does that even rhyme, Origami? I was trying to stick up for yeah this morning...but this is the kind of post that gets you in trouble!!! :P:P:P

ROFLMAO!!!! Very funny! Nice thoughts by xelina18X, too, as always....

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I enjoyed the saying. You did a good job with the poetry.

In giving our love, we accept fault and favor with equality.
Without expectation, perchance we find a smile as our reward.

And, having learned to love without judgment, it may be only this simple expression which brings new heights to our joy, and wings on which our hearts can soar.

And for you Miss X, the blue blue sky ...

life is good

For most of us, seeing the blue blue sky is a very attainable thing. It does however, requiring leaving the computer...putting on some clothes (preferably) and walking outside.

Well, if he said that even at first he must be viewing the site in Braille. ;)

If he implied you are not sexy he must be blind. You look great. I am keeping my fingers crossed you are not too expensive. Your pics earned a place in the favs list. Going out now for more hand cream and kleenex.

don't you guys know brand new host have self-esteme issues and are easy to manulipate into the sex machine we all want her to beum?

i dont have self-esteeme issues,dear .
just some ppl have different ideas about whats sexy and not

sexiness is something u have no problems with... yum

thanks

ohhh my,, that white sweater is a killer.. You should do well. Best Wishes..

thx:)

I think I can help you to be sexier. If you can fit me in for a few free hour-long video sessions, I can probably give you some pointers.

Somewhere behind that tough, misogynist exterior beats a tender, giving heart, right??? I think it happened to you, buddy....you're in love!!!!

hahahaha.
love sarcastic ppl:)

I resemble that remark! Actually, It was not intended to be sarcastic, just ironic...Sarcasm can be funny too, but is too easily misunderstood and often hurts people more than irony does. Sarcasm vs. Irony in my mind is kind of like boxing vs. ball room dancing. I am actually very thin skinned myself....still brooding over that post by The Sage a few hours ago! :P

hehehe i may be new, but not that stupid Ted.
good one,though .lol

in yahoo 120 msn 57 icq 21 and skype 17

I have over 400 contacts but divided into a lot of categories. I also use Trillian which allows you to combine...Yahoo, AOL, MSN and ICQ in one chat program.

INYF doesn't have any

Hey not true Ally I have 3 names in my Yahoo list although I have to admit that they are my other 3 yahoo names.

is ok, I'm so desperate for friendsI have locorio and VeryAngelo in mine, and I wish I was joking - :-(

i have three but they don't talk to me, i just leave them there so the friends list isn't blank

Last year a host had a virus that sent me all her yahoo contacts. I counted 73 in all.

I use msn yahoo icq and skype. On skype i have my real friends and family and it's the only place i don't advertise. In all the others i allow people to add me in their lists so they see my status message which is normally a website with reff banners but I only add viewers in different categories depending what site i got them so i know who is worth chatting to and who needs pushing to register etc etc. The free chat programmes are good to find new people and build your refferals. I also use few paid softwares, you pay once like 30-40 dollars and you use it for life, they r good places for advertising especially if they have "red rooms" for paid camgirls to advertise their business

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Nice pictures. Not sure an American would be as safe as a Russian in Egypt these days but the place looks very nice as do you. Did you ride a camel? Do you want to ride a man who looks like a camel?

lol! Well u look like camel?

:(( They don't let you go topless in Egypt?

Welcome to CC. Very attractive woman. You are in a tough category at a very high price so it will be a struggle. Good luck to you. Remember everything the studio boss told is not exactly true.

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Without nudity it is difficult to get a high per minute price. A few are but most moved to Glamour where they know you must show a little skin to make money. You will find your price level over time. If you dont do well...try lowering the price, do free videos, and try comm chat from time to time. Or move to Glamour and make some coin.

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Welcome to cc Ariandu.

But as you can see from my name and your category I don't think we will be meeting :P

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So, what's the problem? Move on! Every host has her/his own understanding of work on here. And devotional feelings aren't the aftermost things as well. The only her fault is that she chooses a wrong category. She'd better choose non-adult. But again, you said she is a new host...maybe she just doesn't define her place and it takes time for her to make it clear.

It is what was called a comical anecdote. A story. A girl refusing to strip at CC because of her religion but then hesitating and considering if we went to one to one. A moral farce. A passion play. A bit. A sketch. It was to make people smile and wonder to themselves about people. So lighten up and keep laughing....or start laughing.

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You're confusing me...your second post almost implies that you made it up as a joke...but reading your first post it seemed as if it really happened. If the latter is the case, I think Laughing girl's response to your post is appriate....If the former is the case....

http://www.hit-country-music-lyrics.com/johnnycashlyrics-mancomesaround.html

"Whoever is unjust, let him be unjust still. Whoever is righteous, let him be righteous still. Whoever is filthy, let him be filthy still. Listen to the words long written down, When the man comes around."

Enjoy!

well, i just dont like when God or religion are the subjects to laugh at. Lets laugh at other things........AMEN.

Oh loard, please forgive me for I have sinned. I beat my meat like it owed me money.

..., they've given it a ridiculous importance. They want to persuade us that it's the whole of life. It's an insignificant part. I know lust. That's normal and healthy. Love is a disease. Women are the instruments of my pleasure; I have no patience with their claim to be helpmates, partners, companions.

did you write this or is it from some other psycho?

just hope neither of these 2 psychos has daughters

Is that seriously? If no, then there is nothing new and nothing humorous to be posted...
But i guess it was seriously and i still wonder how many men think like that and women were created just for their pleasure and NOTHING MORE...Sorry, but for your pleasure better suits masturbation (no need to have feelings, no need to have much time, no need to spend money at all, no need for any else!)
However...
Of course you are free to live your life according to your preferences...BUT don't be surprised when in your older ages you'll suddenly realize that life was/is incomplete and imperfect without LOVE...Many people thinking like you then regret about unseized time but...too late!
Nor work, nor other things couldn't substitute REAL LOVE. Your SPIRIT is imprisoned just because your SPIRIT needs LOVE but you forbid it to come. You simply put SEX on the place of LOVE. And i am not sure you will be happy for the rest of your life with MAKING WORK only. As you said, now you haven't time for love but when you will have a time for it no one will need you...
Fortunately people's mind have a habit to change during their life, so there is always a chance not to miss something very wonderful and unforgettable that life could give us - LOVE.
Not love is WEAKNESS but people who think so are WEAK!
If you dont like my response...well, it's up to you. Come on...life will dispose all things on their places :)

I didn't post the first post, only the second as I think it makes more sense to get the whole paragraph, having googled it to see where it was from. It's from a book called The Moon and Sixpence by W. Somerset Maugham. You seem to have misunderstood what it is about. It's not about a man saying women are only here to serve men. Not from how I read it anyway.

yap...it`s right from that book...and of course it was misunderstood by that one...hm...so passionately you rushed to criticise that man, to blame and ... whats worse, with that damn feeling as if you the one who knows what the right thing is. It not that simple, not about physical only. Although it is maybe the place. The place for posts. Many tend to think narrower then they really can.

yeah Ted, see what you mean:
e.g.
I am ashamed that women are so simple
To offer war where they should kneel for peace,
Or seek for rule, supremacy, and sway
When they are bound to serve, love, and obey.

Now you know I didn't write that - lol

Ok, maybe i've misunderstood :) but then for what it was posted? Anyway, i did reply just because mentioned fact actually tends to be very often between men and women relations...

typical emotional irrational female response to a profound understanding one of lifes many contradictions

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I believe the writer means, "Which CC girl in your mind (bank) , comes up most often when you are spanking (masturbating) in the shower".. :)

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Yes every man has a "Spank Bank". It is a group of memories, or imaginings or recalls of past experiences or pure fantasies that are recalled or created when you want to spank the monkey. Could be any number of girls. I have few girls from here, Jessica Alba, a girl from work, an asian girl I knew 10 years ago and a few other odds and ends including a friends 19 year old daughter. Spank Banks can change over time of course as new ones are added and old one come off. On the other hand some women are ageless in my spank bank. Thinking of Raquel Welch often does it for me. Sometime you can have a montage of girls in a Spank Bank episode. Anyway....I have a few girls from here in my bank. Some are adult but most are glamour or even nonadult. My imagination provides the details.

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spank bank? who needs that when you can watch Akina's vid !!! Hugzzzzzzzzzz

I agree. Akina is a 5 star host for a reason.

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Emails all typed in CAPS would be toward the top of my list! Except if coming from Origami, of course! If a woman sends me an email typed in all caps....I find myself asking..."We're not even dating...and she is already YELLING at me?"

Ahhh...who am I kidding? I am 41 years old, overweight, drink to much, live in a van down by the river... I can't even afford a computer....and no women ever email me.... ;(

Gortensia, as I posted that reply, I realized that I did not really give you a top ten turnoff list for men, I was just poking cheap fun at Origami. That is always great fun, but maybe a little insensitive. My creative juices are waning for the day,but I will at list get the list started....and hopefully someone of my perverted brethren will come to my rescue and complete the list. Is that OK with you? OK, here we go....

Top 10 email turnoffs for MEN (According to Azterix):

#1. Don't ask him how long his penis is.. You might as well just tell him the truth, that you only want to sleep with him for your own sexual gratification and you have no interest in getting to know him for his brilliant mind or writing ability...because that's what he's going to think if you ask him this. Only exeption here is if he happens to be named Jamal, Magic, OJ . Durrell. or even Tiger..then it's ok to ask!!!

2. Don't email him seven times asking her why he hasn't responded to your first email. MEN get far more email than WOMEN do (fuck the yahoo article!), so you need to be patient.
“Instead of harassing him, relax and be confident that he's going to respond to you.” (Fat chance, b#@@tch!). If this verbiage sounds familiar, I copied it from the yahoo women's list with a few modifications. Same principle, really....men and women have more in common that you think... Oh...just one more addition....If he keeps ignoring your emails, stop calling his wife or girlfriend or leave dead critters as his doorstep like in the movie "Fatal Attraction." Despite what you think, most men are very sensitive, and such hostile actions on your part could reduce his libido, cause erectile dysfunctional disorder and perhaps even worse...make him question what the hell he was thinking in the first place when he first initiated contact with you.

3. By all means, go ahead and ask him how many other dates he's been on from Yahoo! Personals. How many other dates someone has been on IS important, unless you want chlamydia. Besides, telling you about it makes him feel less like a limp dick and may actually turn him on. What is important to YOU is finding out whether the two of you click when you hang out. But this is not important to HIM. If you want to get laid, stop acting like such a girl!!!

4. Don't send him a asty email if he hasn't responded to you after several emails. He was just horny and acted in a moment of weakness, and It's HIS prerogative whether or not she desires to be in contact with you. If he doesn't want to meet you, why get angry and nasty? There are plenty of other dirty old men and perverts out there who you can contact (private me for a complete list). Lesbians, too!

5. Don't ask him if he wants to have sex with you on the second email exchange. Just assume that he does, trust me.!!! And by all means... DO send him dirty pictures of you. Women are all about connecting with their minds, but again, stop being such a selfish b@##tch! You want to get laid, don't you? Just because you're looking for a meaningful relationship, that doesn't mean she's going to respond unless you cheapen yourself. (Can't believe I'm writing this...it is like exorcism!)

6. If he gives you his phone number, he is probably not married or has no gf....and is probably a pathetic looser, a government employee or works for cc. So wait at least a week to call him! Why would you pick up what someone else has refused? Get real, girl!
By extension, if you do wait a week to call him and hee doesn't call you back, don't be shocked. to find that he got tired of your stupid girlie games and moved on to the next, easier target. Tough luck, sweetheart. Please remember that MEN have many options online. (fu#@k yahoo again!) If he gives you hisphone number, it MEANS NOTHING!!! I suggest calling your ex bf instead...apologize to him and tell him you had too much to drink that night and he is your only real love. Like yahoo says, it keeps the momentum going.

Hey...you girls get the humor here, right? Is it ok if I continue??? I don't want to wake up to find any boiled rabbits at my doorstep!

Unless you are in video, I I take your silence to mean that you were just in awe by my previous post and thus speechless.....Oh well, I get that alot (blushing). So I'll continue:

7. When asking for more pictures, do so without any references to "Can you please send me a picture so I can see your house or your car?"
“Ask him if he'd like to exchange more pictures”
Ask him if he'd like to exchange more pictures, which means you send some (preferably completely naked or wearing high boots only and perhaps a thong!). he sends some. Several men have complained to me that women ask them to send pictures of themselves in their cars or in front of their houses, so that women can see how well off they are. WOmen, don't do this! (Grrrrr. fu#$$ck yahoo again for their sexist remarks!!!!) And for the love of god....even if it is the best picture you have of yourself, don't send him a picture of you which includes your ex boyfriend holding around you (still, you managed to cut out the image of your best friend in the same picture, didn't you.....just cause she is better looking than you!). Your ex was a looser anyway, and married....You girls keep insisting on men being stupid and still you keep on sending pics of your ex boyfriends. Try to understand, he hates your ex boyfriend ALMOST as much as he hates those stuffed animals given to you by your ex boyfriend (s). Jeeezzzzz.

8. Don't get offended if he doesn't want to talk to you on the phone right away and/or wants to talk to you via email first to get to know you. He's been stalked before. Besides, remember again that (know I am repeateing myself here) he is married or has a gf living with him. (At this point I am actually cracking up at my own joke!....sorry....heheheh) "You need to be flexible and open to HIS suggestions. Sometimes you may need to email back and forth for a week, and sometimes he'll give you HIS phone number right away (meaning he has no life). Either way, don't be rude." One more thing...if he blocks you from his yahoo and cc account, he is not just playing hard to get. He's afraid of you!

9. Do not email-stalk him (Oh, sweet jesus, i'm gonna have fun w. this!) “Many of my male clients have complained to me (they all asked to be anonymous....but thanks anyway, ally194, Ted, DQ, tisme, IamNotYourFriend, The Sage and others!) about women who will email them several times a day” Yeahh THINK!!!!!?????? LOL
"Many of my male clients have complained to me about women who will email them several times a day for three weeks, until they are forced to block emails from those women. I mean, let's be honest, it's charming the first three days until the novelty wears off and we develop a crush on another host. WOMEN (jeeezz....f#%ck this yahoo article again, and this time I think really I mean it!) , HE got your email the very first time. HE just may have chosen not to open it. By sending emails several times a day, not only are you turning HIM off, you're freaking HER out, AND TOTALLY ELIMINATING THE POSSIBILITY OF A WHOLESOME, EXCITING THREESOME! (I left the "her" intact intentionally, because at this point he probably broke down and told his wife or gf what a naughty boy he's been). You've become an online stalker. That's a guarantee she'll never go out with you. (Left the "she" intact here as well...cause although it is almost a guarantee that he will never go out with you, or initiate a hot thresome, I doubt that his wife or gf will go out with you either....although I am almost sure that stranger things have happened here!).

Wow, that was exhausting... :P


10. Don't send cut-and-paste emails. When connecting with him for the very first time, don't cut and paste an email message in July that you've been sending out for six months with a tagline that says, "I love the holidays." By doing that, he knows you didn't read his profile - and that you're really, really lazy! Instead, send him a love poem from Ringo, BlueMountain or one of those cheezy sites. Guys are suckers for that stuff!

Azterix here....I put almost one hour int0 copying that yahoo article and modifying it...and I expected alot of laughs and compliments and people telling me how funny I am.....but no....not even a lousy chuckle. :( :(:( I'm really feeling sad now....Can someone please laugh at my joke????

Origami, please help me out here...I don't even care if you type with your caps on and will never say anything about it again, ever, i promise!!!!! Please, huh?

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See, now I am your slave forever!

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