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Hmmm.
Not yet drunk enough to be abusive, but enough to be mellow. Or, as someone commented last Friday (The absolute S**t day of my life) I'm chilled. Once again I have tried to leave CC, but to no avail. where else can I find friends like you? (Host and Member). I recently posted about how a friend had come SOOO close to the truth, but I had so many nice replies to that. Some of you know why i am so dis-illusioned, others just think I am a 'Nice Guy'. Who, on a (careful what you say cos of Censorship) site like this is thought of as a nice guy? 99.99% of us are here for just one thing. A year ago I found someone here who changed my whole perspective of these sites. That lasted for just over 9 months. Sad to say, this, and other similar, site(s) changed her irrevocably. We are no longer together, but I am still stupid enpuigh to really care about some people. Maybe my last post about the sad old man is really true and i should stop being 'Mr Nice Guy'. All comments welcomed, but please, have the guts to use your real screen nick and not hide behind 'Anon' and other soubriquets.
RE: Hmmm.
Mondo...i have suffered too...at the hands of lies, promises...and also have tried to leave...my friends have asked me to stay.. ..i will stay for them. If there is anything I can do to help you through this..let me know.....I spend 80% of my time here helping others..while I myself cant seem to keep it together .. Why I do it?..not sure..I guess i care for others more than they do me....i would cut out the booze..that never helps anythigng....never will help you think straight...usually makes things seem worse. Take Care Friend.
RE: Hmmm.
I know where you are coming from oh so well Mondo. I have met some wonderful ppl here over the years, and some that jump to conclusions way to fast.
RE: Hmmm.with no caps.....but itsme:)
See, Origami even turned off her caps for you....she must really, really like you!!!! :P
RE: Hmmm.
I hear what you are saying, I met a host here and really like her loved her. wanted to meet her, then I sobered up the next day and moved on.
RE: Hmmm.
Nice post, Mondo. I've got to say that I've read positive things about you in all forums, so I could understand why you would want to stick around. You're right, many nice people here, hosts and viewers... Should you stop being "Mr. Nice Guy?" If you want my honest opinion, if you really are a nice guy....then don't stop...But if you don't even know what nice means and you are trying to be something you don't even understand, then stop trying so hard and be opent truth showing you the way. Sorry if that sounds hokey, it is the only way I know how to say it. I found in the past that whenever I was being much more cynical, i.e. not a "nice guy" , I was often correct about alot of people I met. However, I made a lot of mistakes too, and wasn't any happier. Not being "nice" is not the answer. I agree to not being a sucker, though. :P
I don't know your personal details, but it pretty clear to me what has just happened to you. If that were to happen to me right now...I would feel pretty shitty too, I am sure. Some days I feel my relationship w. someone here is rock solid...other days I ask myself what the hell I am doing. I can see being a cam site host could really change someone over time, and it bothers me too.
But I believe whatever pain we go through is actually teaching us something, if we want to listen.
I, for one, hope that you stick around...provided that you don't go overboard on the spending!
Good luck my friend. Believe me, keep an open and receptive mind, trust that some power is there to help you if you listen, and you will get through this!
I don't know your personal details, but it pretty clear to me what has just happened to you. If that were to happen to me right now...I would feel pretty shitty too, I am sure. Some days I feel my relationship w. someone here is rock solid...other days I ask myself what the hell I am doing. I can see being a cam site host could really change someone over time, and it bothers me too.
But I believe whatever pain we go through is actually teaching us something, if we want to listen.
I, for one, hope that you stick around...provided that you don't go overboard on the spending!
Good luck my friend. Believe me, keep an open and receptive mind, trust that some power is there to help you if you listen, and you will get through this!
RE: Hmmm.
Mondo buddy, a thought or two for you. When you feel it is important to announce publicly you are leaving you already too far gone to be able to make rational decisions about if you should stay and if you should go. Just trust in the fact that people like you for who you are and the ones that really care will come looking for you, not the other way around. Wanting to be the center of attention panders naturally to our ego's but of we were really capable of holding that sort of court with people we would already be rock stars, actors, politicians etc.
CC is a great place to hang out for oh so many reasons, but in hanging out with your dozens (?) of online friends are you missing out on treating you real ones properly who feel the effect of neglect oh so much worse than other LDR's. Where are those buddy's to go out for a drink with? Is there someone you should have called by now but have kept putting off because you feel there is nothing to say about your life?
Time for you to re-evaluate what it is CC really means to you. While it must be nice to be adored by dozens even hundreds of girls, in the end it is only 1 that will really matter. If you end up spreading yourself too thin then someone is going to have to lose out.
You don't need to announce you are going, you just need to go and resist the temptation to slip back into old habits when real life throws you the curve ball once in a while..
ok gotta cut this short gotta get to work.. but you get the gist. mull on it.
Later,
TNTALSDMHMS
CC is a great place to hang out for oh so many reasons, but in hanging out with your dozens (?) of online friends are you missing out on treating you real ones properly who feel the effect of neglect oh so much worse than other LDR's. Where are those buddy's to go out for a drink with? Is there someone you should have called by now but have kept putting off because you feel there is nothing to say about your life?
Time for you to re-evaluate what it is CC really means to you. While it must be nice to be adored by dozens even hundreds of girls, in the end it is only 1 that will really matter. If you end up spreading yourself too thin then someone is going to have to lose out.
You don't need to announce you are going, you just need to go and resist the temptation to slip back into old habits when real life throws you the curve ball once in a while..
ok gotta cut this short gotta get to work.. but you get the gist. mull on it.
Later,
TNTALSDMHMS
RE: Hmmm.
Hey mate, one thing I like about you is not whether you are 'nice' or not but it is your integrity; you are consistent in your virtual self, like I believe you would be if I met you. Stick around, this place does no lasting harm unless we let it, good times bad times, just like what we call here, the real world.
Anyways, 'better to have loved and lost.....' and all that. Keep yer pecker up cos love is just around the corner. :-)
Anyways, 'better to have loved and lost.....' and all that. Keep yer pecker up cos love is just around the corner. :-)
RE: Hmmm.
Well since no one else will do what is necessary, I will "Get a fucking life!" Slap, slap!
RE: Hmmm.
Well Mondo47....or Mr.Nice Guy as you are calling yourself......years in sites taught me several thinghs , one is here , in sites , everything or nothing is possible only depending the real interest of chathost , if real interest ...no matter rules , no matter administrators , no matter if yahoo yes or not , no matter if special passwords possible or not , no problem to find time out studio for you , possible to give you attention to you even in one to one.....everything is possible.....or nothing....if she has real interest about you ...you will check all this..
The second thing i learnt is there is a thin line between "be a nice and honest guy " and "be considered idiot"....extremely thin.....very easy to be crossed.
Luck and health buddy
The second thing i learnt is there is a thin line between "be a nice and honest guy " and "be considered idiot"....extremely thin.....very easy to be crossed.
Luck and health buddy
life
What do we love and what do we hate?
Life is the game
For those who play
But these who do not-
Just love what they love
And hate what they hate
Best wishes )))))))
Life is the game
For those who play
But these who do not-
Just love what they love
And hate what they hate
Best wishes )))))))
TriksyGirl
Well well well.. :P
I want to let you all know that from now on i appear online under a new name, TriksyGirl. I will be happy to see my old friends in my new chatroom and those who want to become friends with me as well :)
I will keep posting under TRIKSY in the forums, tho i think i won't be able to use that screenname anymore as my account.
Nothing has changed, just the screenname a lil, and it was only a nessesserity.
So welcome any time, kisses :)
I want to let you all know that from now on i appear online under a new name, TriksyGirl. I will be happy to see my old friends in my new chatroom and those who want to become friends with me as well :)
I will keep posting under TRIKSY in the forums, tho i think i won't be able to use that screenname anymore as my account.
Nothing has changed, just the screenname a lil, and it was only a nessesserity.
So welcome any time, kisses :)
RE: TriksyGirl
I dont know what she's doing in adults if she still won't even do topless. She will not even wear a bikini or sexy lingerie if asked. Waste of time and money. Not fair for the other girls in adults that will practically do anything to earn their money. Triksy stop tricking us please?
RE: TriksyGirl
so glamour is a tenage catergory inbetween not being an adult and been an adult is the teenage years
RE: TriksyGirl
I always thought that scam = telling lies in order to get money. Well, i can positively say that i am never being suggestive or promising just to get a guy into my vid.
So, i guess you are just one of those who can't accept a no in a proper way :) Sorry for you dear.
So, i guess you are just one of those who can't accept a no in a proper way :) Sorry for you dear.
RE: TriksyGirl
true if you not show skin in the past or to special friends. scam myabe wrong word. maybe being in glamour is scam. maybe should be in nonadult. why not? what harm? or do you prefer one to one in glamour? i think so. so double standard
RE: TriksyGirl
lol you assert it so self-confidently, and then you say "i guess"... You never seen anything from me, but still you are sure? :P
RE: TriksyGirl
Being in Glamour is not scam. I'm not obliged to do anything adult there. So it's all about your hopes and expectations, which is not my problem. If guys keep asking for a strip in Non adult and think it's ok, then why can't i be in Glamour and still not do topless?
I know a guy here who complained CC about a girl from Non adult (before the new rules tho) who had undressed for him in 121 up to her lingerie and refused to take off the rest. His reason for the complaint was that "she knew what i was expecting", tho they had never agreed about how far she was to go in her show in advance. His expectations were decieved (again, no promises from the girl's side), and he feels hurt and complains. And i think, you are either him, or just one of that kind of guys :)That's i think what's unfair, rather than being in Glamour without doing topless.
I know a guy here who complained CC about a girl from Non adult (before the new rules tho) who had undressed for him in 121 up to her lingerie and refused to take off the rest. His reason for the complaint was that "she knew what i was expecting", tho they had never agreed about how far she was to go in her show in advance. His expectations were decieved (again, no promises from the girl's side), and he feels hurt and complains. And i think, you are either him, or just one of that kind of guys :)That's i think what's unfair, rather than being in Glamour without doing topless.
RE: TriksyGirl
If anyone can be bothered to look at cc sections they go:
non adult
glamour
adult softcore
adult hardcore
non adult
glamour
adult softcore
adult hardcore
RE: TriksyGirl
if u bother to check the rules then you would know that Glamour is where the girls are expected to at least go topless.
RE: TriksyGirl
"Not fair for the other girls in adults that will practically do anything to earn their money"
Hilarious. Each to their own dear :) Everyone makes money the way he can :)
Oh btw, shall i lower my price as well so it's fair to the girls who charge $0.50? :P:P
Hilarious. Each to their own dear :) Everyone makes money the way he can :)
Oh btw, shall i lower my price as well so it's fair to the girls who charge $0.50? :P:P
RE: TriksyGirl
I think nonadult is pretty honest now. The girls I spoke to there were adament about not stripping. Not like the past at all. So nonadult is the category you should be in if you truly don't strip. However, I know that some glamour girls do not strip but tease and "sexually" provoke the member. Act super sexy, touch themselves through their clothes, maybe show them their butt or tummy. Not stripping. I would bet my left nut that is what Triksy does in glamour and that is aginst the rules in non adult. Why else would she get 2+ buck a minute in one to one and be in one to one often? I think that is the truthful answer though it is hard to get out of some hosts.
RE: TriksyGirl
If i'm in Glamour, i have my reasons to be there, of which your narrow mind is maybe not able to think of.
It's about 5 girls in Make new friends now, while it's about 50 in Glamour. If i were a member i would rather drop in Glamour than in Non adult even if i were looking just for a chat. Besides, many guys change their mind about what they want after i say i can't give it to them. They stay just to chat.
Also, some CC's partner sites don't have a Non adult section displayed at all. Thus, Glamour category is seen in more places rather than Non adult, and it means more traffic.
Nothing has changed in my video since i moved to Glamour. I do what i always did. And THAT one can find out only in video, if they are really curious.
For what i get extra couple of dollars in video, you will never find out, my dear, you are way too cheap to afford that and find out yourself.
And one more thing. Bill, leave me alone. Please don't reply to my posts and stop posting about me, asking how far i go or betting on your nuts. Really, enough. I don't want to see anything about me said by you, neither good nor bad. Stop mentioning my name. Just forget me, if you can. Thanks.
It's about 5 girls in Make new friends now, while it's about 50 in Glamour. If i were a member i would rather drop in Glamour than in Non adult even if i were looking just for a chat. Besides, many guys change their mind about what they want after i say i can't give it to them. They stay just to chat.
Also, some CC's partner sites don't have a Non adult section displayed at all. Thus, Glamour category is seen in more places rather than Non adult, and it means more traffic.
Nothing has changed in my video since i moved to Glamour. I do what i always did. And THAT one can find out only in video, if they are really curious.
For what i get extra couple of dollars in video, you will never find out, my dear, you are way too cheap to afford that and find out yourself.
And one more thing. Bill, leave me alone. Please don't reply to my posts and stop posting about me, asking how far i go or betting on your nuts. Really, enough. I don't want to see anything about me said by you, neither good nor bad. Stop mentioning my name. Just forget me, if you can. Thanks.
RE: TriksyGirl
Sweet cheeks. I dont know you and you dont know me. you are right I would not pay for any video in nonadult. beyond that no idea but whatever. I still think Glamour is an odd category. but things seem to change acoording to what the hosts and members want regardless. the power of a free economy money and sex.
RE: TriksyGirl
Lol stop it dear. You were stating that i do smth in vid so self-assuredly, and now you say you don't know me. Ridiculous. Don't make a fool out of yourself.
And girls in Non adult always were your aim. Discounted videos as well. What a challenge, aint it?
Again, stop sticking to me. It makes me feel sick thinking that you at least type my name. Peace.
And girls in Non adult always were your aim. Discounted videos as well. What a challenge, aint it?
Again, stop sticking to me. It makes me feel sick thinking that you at least type my name. Peace.
RE: TriksyGirl
paranoid much?
he wasn't talking about you personally, but about the type of non-adult host that used to be the majority until administration started enforcing the rules - the type of host that your move to glamour would make you seem to be.
he wasn't talking about you personally, but about the type of non-adult host that used to be the majority until administration started enforcing the rules - the type of host that your move to glamour would make you seem to be.
RE: TriksyGirl
I must be paronoid too then because usually when someone mentions me by name I assume that it is me they are talking about.
RE: TriksyGirl
Looks like you were reading only my replies, not his.
And after all, i was talkinig not only about this particular thread.
And after all, i was talkinig not only about this particular thread.
RE: TriksyGirl
This is great. I didn't know there were Soap Operas on Sundays. I am going to have to tell mom!
RE: TriksyGirl
Damn so none of the new names i posted where any good :( i`m sad now. I suppose i`ll just have to use them myself instead :)
RE: TriksyGirl
hehe sorry dear :P
Hope you are doing ok, haven't seen you for a while :)
kisses
Hope you are doing ok, haven't seen you for a while :)
kisses
RE: TriksyGirl
Yeah i`m doing well triksy, i`m always doing well, well except when i`m not well, but well thats another thing entirely. But all in all everything is WEEELLLLLLLLL :D:)
Take care, hugs and kisses. :* <:D>
Take care, hugs and kisses. :* <:D>
RE: ChickoryBlue
that's a good question. i just noticed her profile changed.what's going on with that?
RE: ChickoryBlue
She is in fashion and design. She always has experimented with her looks. Most of the poses are pretty high fashion. I don't care if she stands on her head and spits wooden nickels our of her butt...she is one hot girl.
RE: ChickoryBlue
they all got it wrong paco - Romanian hosts are now allowed to have more than one name - you already met the 'new' Chicko in chat I think
RE: ChickoryBlue
seems u dont know what ur on about, any host can have any number of names no matter what the country
RE: question..
whether I do not know correctly has understood but I shall answer, that beautiful woman can have nasty character, to be whimsical and not friendly, and that which is not beautiful. absolutely on a revolution tender, gentle. there is such concept internal beauty. i have the familiar girl, not so beautiful, but up to such degree charming, that men without mind from her
RE: question..
Natural beauty is that inner 'something' - je ne sais quoi. It is impossible to describe. The ugliest of people (men and women) can have an 'Inner Beauty'. As was said before, 'Beauty is in the eye of the beholder'
RE: question..
No woman, you are not that wrong, Mondo is right in that to be a beautiful person takes more than just looks. However, natural beauty is beauty is that is not forced, manipulated or contrived. So the first step in natural beauty is not only not wearing make up, it is in not CARING about not wearing make up.
The trouble with society in general and not just today, is that make up has always covered up more than just a persons natural features. It has manipulated the way we perceive what real beauty is, and whatever sense of 'fashion' that beauty should look like. Thin is sexy, fat is sexy , should you be tall , should you be short, are big breast the fashion or is it yesterdays news, now perky is fashionable etc etc.. it goes on forever.
I remember from my past knowing a girl who had the most fantastic look in her eyes, such that it was quite hypnotic, but even though she had a lop sided smile, her teeth were not symmetrical and her skin was not smooth as marble, she was confident and happy with herself and subsequently very sexy and beautiful. And I might add hot as hell :)
They say beauty in is in the eye of the beholder, this is only partially true. Beauty is not in looks alone, and so falling for someone image alone is not a good start to ever finding true happiness. It is the person beyond the looks you need to fall in love with, when you can do that then you can look forward to age and grace taking both of you and still being in love 10 , 20 , 50 years down the line.
TNTSS
The trouble with society in general and not just today, is that make up has always covered up more than just a persons natural features. It has manipulated the way we perceive what real beauty is, and whatever sense of 'fashion' that beauty should look like. Thin is sexy, fat is sexy , should you be tall , should you be short, are big breast the fashion or is it yesterdays news, now perky is fashionable etc etc.. it goes on forever.
I remember from my past knowing a girl who had the most fantastic look in her eyes, such that it was quite hypnotic, but even though she had a lop sided smile, her teeth were not symmetrical and her skin was not smooth as marble, she was confident and happy with herself and subsequently very sexy and beautiful. And I might add hot as hell :)
They say beauty in is in the eye of the beholder, this is only partially true. Beauty is not in looks alone, and so falling for someone image alone is not a good start to ever finding true happiness. It is the person beyond the looks you need to fall in love with, when you can do that then you can look forward to age and grace taking both of you and still being in love 10 , 20 , 50 years down the line.
TNTSS
RE: question..~ woman
Ahhh well there are two way to answer this. The long way or the short way. I think the short way is probably the most accurate though.
Some men are jerks.
You want a fuller explanation? Oh alright then. Simply put some guys use controlled abuse as a form of empowerment. That is to say by constantly berating someone about there appearance, their intellect, their hygeine etc it gives them a sense of superiority which can be carried over into other aspects of the relationship.What is a little sensless when this happens in the CC context is that it does not matter one jot how a host does not fit up to your expectations there will always be someone somewhere else for whom she does. Any thoughts beyond that mean a member is being spiteful out of jealously and we all know where that often ends up.
That being said, it is not only the domain of the host obsessed member. Women too have long established a similar routine, albeit not on CC, though I dare say it could happen. We all know about hen-pecked husbands who are constantly put down and emasculated quite often in public, are these not similar examples of people being spiteful for spites sake?
CC attracts all sorts of people. Some good, some bad, some nice , some not. Part of a hosts job is to be able to cope with the variety of people they will meet and to be able to deal with them according to her need and theirs. Guys who are just plain rude are easy to ignore. Putting a block on them disincentives them from bothering you more, anything beyond that becomes harassment and you should take that to CC.
Be confident in yourself and noone is going to harm you by poking at you about the way you look the way you talk or whatever.
But also as a woman it is your responsibility too, so don't expect a straight answer to questions like "Does my bum look big in this?" or "Do i look fat?" because 50,000 years of evolution from Cro-Magnon Man till now has taught us there is just no _right_ way to answer those sorts of questions. ;)
TNTRQIS
Some men are jerks.
You want a fuller explanation? Oh alright then. Simply put some guys use controlled abuse as a form of empowerment. That is to say by constantly berating someone about there appearance, their intellect, their hygeine etc it gives them a sense of superiority which can be carried over into other aspects of the relationship.What is a little sensless when this happens in the CC context is that it does not matter one jot how a host does not fit up to your expectations there will always be someone somewhere else for whom she does. Any thoughts beyond that mean a member is being spiteful out of jealously and we all know where that often ends up.
That being said, it is not only the domain of the host obsessed member. Women too have long established a similar routine, albeit not on CC, though I dare say it could happen. We all know about hen-pecked husbands who are constantly put down and emasculated quite often in public, are these not similar examples of people being spiteful for spites sake?
CC attracts all sorts of people. Some good, some bad, some nice , some not. Part of a hosts job is to be able to cope with the variety of people they will meet and to be able to deal with them according to her need and theirs. Guys who are just plain rude are easy to ignore. Putting a block on them disincentives them from bothering you more, anything beyond that becomes harassment and you should take that to CC.
Be confident in yourself and noone is going to harm you by poking at you about the way you look the way you talk or whatever.
But also as a woman it is your responsibility too, so don't expect a straight answer to questions like "Does my bum look big in this?" or "Do i look fat?" because 50,000 years of evolution from Cro-Magnon Man till now has taught us there is just no _right_ way to answer those sorts of questions. ;)
TNTRQIS
RE: question..
I reckon we all have our "raisin" and are searching for someone who recognises it in us.
shreks twin brother
hi am shreks twin brother shreak and was wondering if i should become amember her after what i have read about irritates you in men am not sure i will be welcome as i have bad breath smelly feet a big belly hairy balls and green skin could you let me know if there a chathost that wants me to join ?
RE: shreks twin brother
Don't worry shreak. The hosts here may not queue up to meet you in real but as long as you need at least 30 mins before you cum when you wank they will all welcome you as a member.
RE: shreks twin brother
Sure, just don't do cam-to-cam lest you turn the girl into lesbian instantly.
what do you know about Maria?
My fav host Sweetdorothy. married may be? long time not online:(
Most beautiful face
Hi vierwers and hosts, I would like to know, in ur opinion, who is the host with the most beautiful face here? I mean, simitric face, great smile, great eyes, so on.
RE: Most beautiful face
You certainly have one of the best pairs of hooters. Cute face too but those hooters......mmmmmmm.
RE: Most beautiful face
i must agree with you there Princessss you have got the most beautiful face here
RE: Most beautiful face
I just checked and you're quite cute. But you say in your profile "if you are boring, don't bother me" so I'll keep away and do you a favour :)
RE: Most beautiful face
i think BelllaStella has nice face and body shame we dont see much of body in her photos.
RE: Most beautiful face
I have vids with instant action hosts, they might look like Ivana the terrible and I wouldn't even know it.
RE: Most beautiful face
Well, I tried and I tried, but I just couldn’t pick a winner. My decision was especially difficult knowing that each one of these ladies had a terrific personality that added an inner beauty to their gorgeous face. Maybe some unbiased judges here can help me select a champion? :P
My 10 finalists for the crown, in alphabetical order:
Alesice on 19 March 2005 (11 Mar 2005 17:23)
EdonkeyPlay on 8 August 2005 (9 Aug 2005 18:28)
ExoticLatina on 27 August 2007 (27 Aug 2007 22:25)
HiddenAngel on 4 August 2004 (5 Aug 2004 11:43)
IGoddess777 on 21 June 2004 (22 Jun 2004 06:28)
MewoMewo on 31 March 2007 (31 Mar 2007 20:16)
PrimeTime on 22 July 2006 (23 Jul 2006 09:54)
RaineXXX on 19 September 2006 (20 Sep 2006 15:05)
Sindy18 on 11 February 2004 (12 Feb 2004 15:13)
Tendernessx on 22 January 2004 (22 Jan 2004 20:44)
My 10 finalists for the crown, in alphabetical order:
Alesice on 19 March 2005 (11 Mar 2005 17:23)
EdonkeyPlay on 8 August 2005 (9 Aug 2005 18:28)
ExoticLatina on 27 August 2007 (27 Aug 2007 22:25)
HiddenAngel on 4 August 2004 (5 Aug 2004 11:43)
IGoddess777 on 21 June 2004 (22 Jun 2004 06:28)
MewoMewo on 31 March 2007 (31 Mar 2007 20:16)
PrimeTime on 22 July 2006 (23 Jul 2006 09:54)
RaineXXX on 19 September 2006 (20 Sep 2006 15:05)
Sindy18 on 11 February 2004 (12 Feb 2004 15:13)
Tendernessx on 22 January 2004 (22 Jan 2004 20:44)
Visit me!
Hello to everybody!
Visit me! hehehe I am new here and want to find good friends. Just welcome-))))
Urs SwLorena
Visit me! hehehe I am new here and want to find good friends. Just welcome-))))
Urs SwLorena
RE: Visit me!
wow!..nice pretty girl! Welcome!
Hope to visit with you soon...wanna get married SwLorena?
Hope to visit with you soon...wanna get married SwLorena?
RE: Visit me!
hehehe dont know , i am a bit young for get married ! i am 20 only!! can uwait for a bit? hehe
RE: Visit me!
toooo young to get married?...ok..I'll marry BrigitteX...she's hot...!!
Hello BrigitteX..my friend!!..Hugs!
Hello BrigitteX..my friend!!..Hugs!
Up & Cummer - Host JolieBB
New host. Romanian. Pretty girl. Very lush full body (not fat). Large natural boobs. She kinda looks like Hot Tat's big sister. Same full lips, natural knockers and sexy body but without the acid tongue and head full of bad dreams. Higher than my usual price but well worth it. No stall. Great natural sexiness. Will learn the ropes soon so get it while it is fresh and unspoiled. That is my story and I am sticking to it.
RE: Up & Cummer - Host JolieBB
>>get it while it is fresh<< There isn't really much mystery in understanding why you need to visit cc for fulfillment...you honey-tongued lothario.
RE: Up & Cummer - Host JolieBB
Ahhh....the green face of jealousy. Plenty of videos love just not yours. Sorry Roger...you tiger now.
RE: Up & Cummer - Host JolieBB
Guess he's too busy trying to talk girls into a cheaper price... especially for him... :p no time to think :-)
RE: Up & Cummer - Host JolieBB
YES,,
very friendly, nice to chat , sweet face, wonderful figure.
and very sexy ..
no attitude, !!
and seems very very nice .. welcome Jolie
very friendly, nice to chat , sweet face, wonderful figure.
and very sexy ..
no attitude, !!
and seems very very nice .. welcome Jolie
what things about women do u like?
you just discussed what irritates you about women, there should be something what you like.
RE: what things about women do u like?
This is a very hard question, because without women, men would be so lost. Women can also cause us men alot of pain, and at 41 years of age, I still cannot figure out why this is... I just keep trying to understand, knowing that I'll always keep loving women even if it means getting hurt over and over. What I think matters to me the most, is that a woman really loves me, despite my faults and imperfections. That she respects me and believes in me. It also doesn't hurt if she is 13 years younger than me and increadibly sexy...:P but the loving me part is what I value the most. Isn't it interesting, how men tend to fall in love with girls that adore them? Grrrr...writing this is making me a little depressed.....sorry.... ;)
RE: what things about women do u like?
i just jike a girl who can make me smile and makes me happy, with what ever quality she has. i dont often get soppy but i like a girl i am comfable with and have fun with wether we go for a meal, to bars and clubs or just stay in:) i like different things in different girls.
now back to being a real man!.... nice ass!!!!:)
now back to being a real man!.... nice ass!!!!:)
RE: question
Well, think about it, webcam session password. Sounds like you need a password for a webcam session. Therefore, if you don't have a password for the webcam session, then you won't be getting into the webcam session that requires a password.
RE: question
Anyone else care to explain? I understand what a password is, but why is it needed here? I have been in 100's of vids and never needed a password before. Why do some host have it and some not? Special price? Special show?
Brave Woman
I was thinking, it takes a brave woman to leave her country and start a new life in a new place with a new man. This question is for the girls.
What makes you feel secure enough to go live with a man in another country? I mean beyond love of course, or is love enough for you?
What makes you feel secure enough to go live with a man in another country? I mean beyond love of course, or is love enough for you?
RE: Brave Woman
I am 40 years old....married twice...Tonight I told my husband that I feel sooo good with him, in his country like I would be in a very long holiday, even more free...because he is caring for all, as a father...so whatever would be, he will manage all in my place, from buying tickets until buying bread...He had no work from January and my CC money gives me security....so I didn^t marry him because he is rich, only because he is the best in bed.LOL
I had never before the feeling of having a family, I was the only child and my mom divorced when I was little...These years I spent with my husband I must confess where the most interesting and beautiful years for me.We made together a lot.From cleaning an appartment of somebody in my country until buying appartments for us, from watching movies until making shows in Couples...It is just more, much more exciting to be with a foreigner.Do not be afraid, ManInLove.....love is enough.I am very happy for you
I had never before the feeling of having a family, I was the only child and my mom divorced when I was little...These years I spent with my husband I must confess where the most interesting and beautiful years for me.We made together a lot.From cleaning an appartment of somebody in my country until buying appartments for us, from watching movies until making shows in Couples...It is just more, much more exciting to be with a foreigner.Do not be afraid, ManInLove.....love is enough.I am very happy for you
RE: Brave Woman
To see that he loves me. That makes me feel secure enough, because I know I can make it and as a pair is easier than alone in a foreign country.
Unfortunately sometimes both words and actions lie :D
Unfortunately sometimes both words and actions lie :D
RE: Brave Woman
Well, actually she must be sure about so many things...it is a very serious step in her life and very risky as well. What if this man is psychically unsteady or just a loser or simply a lier, what if he wouldn't or couldn't care her at all, what if his family and friends couldn't accept her, what if she will be used like a servant there...And so many else such "what if...?" Of course, no one could predict all the possible problems.
BUT, anyway she must check all the obtainable info about him. For sure a lot of videos of him with his family and his friends could help her to get a real facts, long enough relations to get to know each other perfectly, preferably his visits to her country before, his acts proving his sincerity - all these could help. And one more important thing: she must be protected and have a possibility to return to her country if "something" will happen.
YES, love is the main thing to make her decision to move to a foreign country but it is NOT enough to make her feel secure. She must have full and true information. And even then no one could guarantee the things wouldn't change afterwards. It is just a luck!
Some are lucky but some are not...One my friend was married with a man from other country and now she is happy there:) But i know some who disappointed.
So, TRY...and GOOD LUCK!
BUT, anyway she must check all the obtainable info about him. For sure a lot of videos of him with his family and his friends could help her to get a real facts, long enough relations to get to know each other perfectly, preferably his visits to her country before, his acts proving his sincerity - all these could help. And one more important thing: she must be protected and have a possibility to return to her country if "something" will happen.
YES, love is the main thing to make her decision to move to a foreign country but it is NOT enough to make her feel secure. She must have full and true information. And even then no one could guarantee the things wouldn't change afterwards. It is just a luck!
Some are lucky but some are not...One my friend was married with a man from other country and now she is happy there:) But i know some who disappointed.
So, TRY...and GOOD LUCK!
RE: Brave Woman
These certainly are excellent points you make here Laughing Girl. What man, if he really, truly loved his fiancée, would not have anticipated her unmentionable need for verification and already have done everything he could to provide that to her in advance? Asking a girl to abandon her home country forever is much more than the average man proposes when he asks his sweetheart if she will spend the rest of her life with him. In my opinion, any guy who would insist on a total relocation of that magnitude without being prepared to voluntarily eliminate every one of his lady's doubts about who he REALLY is and what he REALLY does for a living doesn't care enough about what’s going on in her mind to be worth marrying in the first place. True love helps to overcome a multitude of obstacles, but rarely would it ever be enough to repair the damage caused by the intentional deceitfulness of either participant.
RE: Brave Woman
Thank you for your comments SouthernGent. You are right of course, telling about REAL love which is for sure gives the sense of confidence for both and makes clear many things. No doubts, the question of trusting and dependability concerns both men and women, but women are traditionally more victimizable, especially if she is going to leave her country. That is why men should understand this and I'm sure they do understand. In my opinion only unthinking women could rush into adventures without verification all the aspects. But those ones are always been and always will be. Unfortunately they were TOO brave..but then there are streams of tears and crashed lives...
But well...on the other hand there is almost half of planet consisting of mixed couples, everywhere people keep doing the same, and seems more and more...I hope because of REAL love :)
So, love always rules
But well...on the other hand there is almost half of planet consisting of mixed couples, everywhere people keep doing the same, and seems more and more...I hope because of REAL love :)
So, love always rules
RE: Brave Woman
Yes, such situation can happen to everyone. That is why I said no one could predict all the possible troubles, even if everything was verified. And that is why I said that she must have a possibility to leave his country without any problem. I dont know exactly how it could be done but i think this question must be discussed beforehand. Maybe he should put a money for her as a guarantee if something will happen, in case if she hasn't enough of her own money to leave his country. You said "if his love wasn't real", so it means she has nothing to do there anymore, except if she is enough strong to stay and live there alone. But I doubt it would be so easy.
Don't think I'm trying to scare all girls who want to find their happiness out of their country. I just wish them to be careful (even if they think they are in love) and I wish them to not be cheated.
Actually this subject is too complicated coz all we know what can happen abroad to a forsaken girl. Such tragedies are well-known and still happen from time to time. As I said in previous post it is all about her luck or unluck. In fact we never know what will happen even the next hour...
I'm not talking now about those girls who hunt purely for money or shady work or someting like that. Finally they have either nothing or a big troubles as usual.
I was talking about men and women who are really in love and here is the only one way - to try it! (or stay home and don't dare to dream about love and happiness...lol)
Don't think I'm trying to scare all girls who want to find their happiness out of their country. I just wish them to be careful (even if they think they are in love) and I wish them to not be cheated.
Actually this subject is too complicated coz all we know what can happen abroad to a forsaken girl. Such tragedies are well-known and still happen from time to time. As I said in previous post it is all about her luck or unluck. In fact we never know what will happen even the next hour...
I'm not talking now about those girls who hunt purely for money or shady work or someting like that. Finally they have either nothing or a big troubles as usual.
I was talking about men and women who are really in love and here is the only one way - to try it! (or stay home and don't dare to dream about love and happiness...lol)
RE: Brave Woman
I don't know why my response to you that I posted didn't appear :(
Well, without repeating all the same I just want to say I was talking about that kind of girls who purely hunt for money, shady work or something like that and finally they have many troubles as usual. I called it " they rush into adventures".
As for "his love wasn't real"...well, this could happen to every woman. I can't say about a women who believed in love and were cheated that they are stupid. I just wish women to be always careful (even if they think they are in love) as much as possible. That is why all the questions concerning her safeness must be discussed beforehand if she is going to leave her country. She must be protected in that case if something unpredictable will happen.
As I said all this things just about luck and unluck, or better to say "all this in God's hands". We never know what can happen even the next hour...
Actually the only one way to know is it a REAL love is to try it...or stay at home and even don't dare to dream about love and happiness overseas...lol
Well, without repeating all the same I just want to say I was talking about that kind of girls who purely hunt for money, shady work or something like that and finally they have many troubles as usual. I called it " they rush into adventures".
As for "his love wasn't real"...well, this could happen to every woman. I can't say about a women who believed in love and were cheated that they are stupid. I just wish women to be always careful (even if they think they are in love) as much as possible. That is why all the questions concerning her safeness must be discussed beforehand if she is going to leave her country. She must be protected in that case if something unpredictable will happen.
As I said all this things just about luck and unluck, or better to say "all this in God's hands". We never know what can happen even the next hour...
Actually the only one way to know is it a REAL love is to try it...or stay at home and even don't dare to dream about love and happiness overseas...lol
RE: Brave Woman
very true but we should only use it for good in the pursuit of truth,justice & to get under the skin of narks,lol.
RU or RO Girlfriends
How many of the men here with girlfriends in eastern Europe help them with an allowance?
All the advise I read says do not send money. I am not talking strictly about CC hosts. I am talking about anyone with a girl from RU or RO no matter how you found her.
If you are older and she is younger good change your money becomes nothing more than a Scholarship and Fun money.
All the advise I read says do not send money. I am not talking strictly about CC hosts. I am talking about anyone with a girl from RU or RO no matter how you found her.
If you are older and she is younger good change your money becomes nothing more than a Scholarship and Fun money.
RE: RU or RO Girlfriends
Read a couple posts where someones girl friend called and his wife answered the phone.. lol
Bet that show was hotter than the video !!
Bet that show was hotter than the video !!
RE: RU or RO Girlfriends
simply would be ur first and last mistake...but many disregard this out of stupidity...smthg men excel in...and/or boredom, loneliness or the fact they could care less
RE: RU or RO Girlfriends
Never give an allowance to any gf in any country unless you can spare it without ANY ecpectations of ANYTHING in return.
RE: errrr...want to let u know..
Yes you are. But just one thing. By some bizarre unfortunate twist of fate you somehow look like HotTat. But that's ok. I am sure your personality and attitude is nothing like hers. In short she has the personality of a cactus. Good luck and don't let all that...wow you look like Tat talk bother you. Maybe distant cousins?
RE: errrr...want to let u know..
But unfortunately you used my pet hate of replacing the letters "th" with the letter "d".
I know, I know, I'm a hypocrite letting silly unimportant things annoy me :P
I know, I know, I'm a hypocrite letting silly unimportant things annoy me :P
RE: errrr...want to let u know..
But fear not, dear friend...because I'm here to help you! Every time you catch yourself being a hypocrite (and I agree with you that you are in this instance!)....then just punish yourself by taking a week off from cc. Granted, a few people (myself included) would miss you (at least marginally), but I really think you could build some real character this way! You'd save some money, too!!!
RE: errrr...want to let u know..
The money would certainly come in handy. I could buy some new clothes and finally take these ones off after over a year. But what would I do if I wasn't on here ? I have heard that there are real people with real lives out there but I think it is just a rumour.
RE: errrr...want to let u know..
Yeah....it is probably just a rumor....anyway this is probably way more fun!
RE: errrr...want to let u know..
Its obvious you do not know ImNotYourFriend....if there is one member with brain and humour and respect for hosts, than his name is ImNotYourFriend.....not mentioning the beauty....and his modesty.Many times I am tempted to think that his wife is typing.LOL
RE: errrr...want to let u know..
Thank you MISTRESS. :P But I think all those things were actually describing you.
which tihings irritate u most in women?
i cant answer this because every woman i know is perfect :P
RE: which tihings irritate u most in women?
I can't answer this because I have to leave for work in an hour. Perhaps I will get back to it when I have my next two (maybe need to be three) weeks annual leave :)
RE: which tihings irritate u most in women?
i dont like when women complain all the time... or the one who think that they deserve everything only cos they are good looking....things dont go that way..........:) cheers Dana
RE: which tihings irritate u most in women?
The way they hunt down the Achilles Heel of a man and then exploit the knowledge mercilessly.
RE: which tihings irritate u most in women?
they delight in innuendo, contradiction, confusion and sexual games
RE: which tihings irritate u most in women?
when driving my car she rides the clutch or grinds the gears. btw i genuinely love women. i adore everything that defines a woman as woman.
RE: which tihings irritate u most in women?
how would you know Aki? you told me u still a virgin! :-(
RE: which tihings irritate u most in women?
Is that because when they talk too much they stop you talking too much Gorty :P
RE: which tihings irritate u most in women?
Lmao Gorty))))))
Look who's talkin')))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
Look who's talkin')))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
RE: which tihings irritate u most in women?
smelly pussy,
clown make-up,
slow shopping,
not letting me watch sports on TV,
jumps on me when I have an occasional cig,
jumps on me when I drink more than 4 beers,
she can chat with her riends for hous but if I talk with my friends she says I'm ignoring her,
fine when you hook-up with them, turns into a fatty later on,
That's why CC women are the best, I don;t have to deal with all those things.
clown make-up,
slow shopping,
not letting me watch sports on TV,
jumps on me when I have an occasional cig,
jumps on me when I drink more than 4 beers,
she can chat with her riends for hous but if I talk with my friends she says I'm ignoring her,
fine when you hook-up with them, turns into a fatty later on,
That's why CC women are the best, I don;t have to deal with all those things.
RE: which tihings irritate u most in women?
misinterpretation and over use of and the word "DEAR"!!!!!
RE: which tihings irritate u most in women?
their driving.
when they winge that im driving to fast. ARGHHHHH!!!
when they argue and go on and dont let u get a word in.
tooo much make up (i hate all that crap on there face, i love natural beauty)
when they dress up, go out thinking there so sexy but they look like a munter!!!!
apart from that, i loooooooooove girls!!!! trust me!!!!!
when they winge that im driving to fast. ARGHHHHH!!!
when they argue and go on and dont let u get a word in.
tooo much make up (i hate all that crap on there face, i love natural beauty)
when they dress up, go out thinking there so sexy but they look like a munter!!!!
apart from that, i loooooooooove girls!!!! trust me!!!!!
RE: which tihings irritate u most in women?
Women....yeah can't live with'em...............and yeah can't...... shoote'm (unliess you live in the state of Montana). :P
Hehehe....that was Rodney Dangerfield who said that, not me!
However, to be serious, the only thing that irritates me about women....is that when you're having a disagreement with a woman, and then all of a sudden she starts to cry! That is just not fair play!!!! Grrrrrr!
Hehehe....that was Rodney Dangerfield who said that, not me!
However, to be serious, the only thing that irritates me about women....is that when you're having a disagreement with a woman, and then all of a sudden she starts to cry! That is just not fair play!!!! Grrrrrr!
RE: which tihings irritate u most in women?
You're too slow Azterix. When I argue with a woman I always cry first :P
RE: which tihings irritate u most in women?
This is not a thing that irritates me about women. It is just a question that I've always had with regards to...excuse me...wiping. When women go, let's say #1, ...why do they always use so damn much tissue paper? It seems like every woman in my life would do this....stretch out her hand....roll the paper and BRRRRRRRRRRRRRR, suddenly there's enough paper wrapped around her hand to absorb freakin' lake Malawi!
Again, this really never irritated me...I'm just curious! Does anyone care to explain this phenomena to me?
Again, this really never irritated me...I'm just curious! Does anyone care to explain this phenomena to me?
RE: which tihings irritate u most in women?
the fact the men were born to be always and will always be at a distinct disadvantage!!!
RE: which tihings irritate u most in women?
woman are the best............................after men
RE: which tihings irritate u most in women?
so true........men..woman. both have there good points and both have there bad points
RE: which tihings irritate u most in women?
When u ask a guy to tell u smth sweet, and he says:"I wanna fuck u in the ass")))))))))))))Just hate it lol)
RE: which tihings irritate u most in women?
hahaha
yes - maybe if its the 4th thing they say is ok,,
at least make an effort to say hi and ask name first lol
yes - maybe if its the 4th thing they say is ok,,
at least make an effort to say hi and ask name first lol
RE: which tihings irritate u most in women?
And the funniest thing is-i didnt mean cc guys)))))))))) I ment in real lol))
RE: which tihings irritate u most in women?
U said im the only perfect woman for u:(( Cheater:P
RE: FAREWELL
I remember a JollyGirl from a long, long time ago...but I'm pretty sure that wasn't you. In any case, think that was very nice of you to write that post; it seemed very honest and from the heart. I am happy that you are getting married, and I think your fiancee is a very lucky guy. I wish you the best of luck here in the USA. Just remember to give yourself some time to adjust if you don't like it at first. It will be easier to do if you can make friends with some nice Filipinas here. Hopefully, your fiancee will support you in this...I wish you both good luck and great happiness!
RE: which things irritate u in men?
for me:
1. hairy balls
2. big stomach
3. dirty teeth
4. bad breath
1. hairy balls
2. big stomach
3. dirty teeth
4. bad breath
RE: which things irritate u in men?
For me
1. If he is better looking than me
2. If he is richer than me
3. If he is more charming than me
4. If he is funnier than me
5. If his nails are cleaner than mine
6. If his butt is smaller than mine
7. If he is a bad kisser but thinks he is a good kisser and is still a better kisser than me
Yes you got it ALL men irritate me :(
1. If he is better looking than me
2. If he is richer than me
3. If he is more charming than me
4. If he is funnier than me
5. If his nails are cleaner than mine
6. If his butt is smaller than mine
7. If he is a bad kisser but thinks he is a good kisser and is still a better kisser than me
Yes you got it ALL men irritate me :(
RE: which things irritate u in men?
Are you that big hairy man I saw looking at me in the pub the other night ?
RE: which things irritate u in men?
:( After reading all these posts no wonder women never look twice at me. Girls please stop you'll have me crying soon.
RE: which things irritate u in men?
A woman told me once, 'ally' you not good looking, your body is average, you are vain, over-confident and self-centred but at least you don't smell bad - then she married me (!?)
could I have lots of abuse for this post please or this won't be the CC I know and love
yeah ok when I sober up I will regret this - wtf
could I have lots of abuse for this post please or this won't be the CC I know and love
yeah ok when I sober up I will regret this - wtf
RE: which things irritate u in men?
I'm a man and you know what irritates me? Spending a day at the beach and having wet underwear with sand in them.
Wheeww, thanks for letting me get that off my chest.
Wheeww, thanks for letting me get that off my chest.
RE: which things irritate u in men?
from reading chathost profiles it seems Rudeness and Smelly Feet are the two most irritating things :P
RE: which things irritate u in men?
Jeeezzzzzz, that made my head hurt.....after reading all that, I don't feel to good....think I need to lie down.... can you bring me an azzperin, bby? hehehe
Hehehe...just kidding..I think I understand what you mean....you don't like a hypoconrdriac...you want a man to be a man.
I think that is a very good point, and explains why alot of guys from the US and Western Europe are attracted to women from other cultures, simply because these women allow them to be men.
However, we all know that this can be carried to far. For example, I don't see anything wrong in a man expressing to others when he feels hurt...or crying if he feels sad. I wouldn't want to be considered a "soft" man, but I think that being able to express feelings and hurt in other ways than anger and violence is part of our evolutionary process as a species.
For example, I talk to my dad pretty much about everything...even about CC (no, I wouldn't tell him how much $$ I spent here before...he would slap me silly!). We respect each other and display affection for each other...Something like that between my father and my grandfather would have been considered scandelous for their times. We're continuing to evolve as a species...I guess that my point is that being a real man in today's western world ain't that easy. We'rs supposed to be soft, caring and giving...still but if we go too farin that direction, women won't respect us! I think we deserve a break... For starters, I suggest changing the topic of this thread...instead of focusing on things that irritate you about men...why don't you girls tell us about what you LOVE about men? :)
Hehehe...just kidding..I think I understand what you mean....you don't like a hypoconrdriac...you want a man to be a man.
I think that is a very good point, and explains why alot of guys from the US and Western Europe are attracted to women from other cultures, simply because these women allow them to be men.
However, we all know that this can be carried to far. For example, I don't see anything wrong in a man expressing to others when he feels hurt...or crying if he feels sad. I wouldn't want to be considered a "soft" man, but I think that being able to express feelings and hurt in other ways than anger and violence is part of our evolutionary process as a species.
For example, I talk to my dad pretty much about everything...even about CC (no, I wouldn't tell him how much $$ I spent here before...he would slap me silly!). We respect each other and display affection for each other...Something like that between my father and my grandfather would have been considered scandelous for their times. We're continuing to evolve as a species...I guess that my point is that being a real man in today's western world ain't that easy. We'rs supposed to be soft, caring and giving...still but if we go too farin that direction, women won't respect us! I think we deserve a break... For starters, I suggest changing the topic of this thread...instead of focusing on things that irritate you about men...why don't you girls tell us about what you LOVE about men? :)
RE: To Azterix
Wow. You put that very well, I'm just speechless! Now you've proven that women are smarter, too! ;)
RE: which things irritate u in men?
When guys act like this, they're getting in
touch with their inner little girl (and she needs
a spanking in the worst way).
touch with their inner little girl (and she needs
a spanking in the worst way).
RE: which things irritate u in men?
Lots of silly things irritates me but im trying to accept people for who they are!(lol)...ok dont like men that put other men down and when they acts arrogant!!!(eyes rolling)...so bout thr looks,hmmm...i like men who are well-dressed!!!!!so GROOM YAH SELF GUYS!hugzzz!!!
RE: which things irritate u in men?
i dont like when men consider they are beter than women, and even worst ... they show that!!! i like nice guys , who respect women...
wishes
break it down-take a chance--make a wish-cool,,,,,,,if you had 2 wishes and no not 3 thats being selfish with 3, im saying if you had 2 wishes what would they be-----think hard on it
RE: wishes
I ususally wish for what I cannot have, so I would wish for 3 wishes, even if you think that is being selfish.
RE: wishes
My eyes are tightly closed...wishing...wishing...for a hot .40 cent per minute video.
RE: wishes
wo--you mean a threesome-cool---oh wait if Azterix a man---not for me--if a woman that is a fantasy i have thought about trying again-cool
RE: wishes
Got bad news for you pal....keep wishing, though! As they say here in the US...it ain't over until the fat lady sings! lol...hey....how about a trio w. you and two fat singing ladies??? :P
RE: wishes
a threesome with you--get real--you are wishing,,by the way how about just the 2 of us
A Limerick
I apologize in advance to those who not know what a limerick is, but I wanted to share this one:
An English aristocrat Lord is walking through Hyde Park when he spots a sailor having sex with a prostitute on a park bench. He reports this to a Bobby; the couple is arrested. However, the sailor keeps insisting that "We were just KISSING!" so the Lord is called into court to testifiy. Upon being sworn in and asked what he saw, here's his reply (to be read in a snobby, upper class accent):
Your Honor....his pant's were DOWN
....his ass was BARE
his balls we'e swingin' in da AIR
his youknowWHAT was youknowWHERE
and if that wasn't fuckin' then I wasn't THERE!
lol...reading this now I realize that this is one of those that don't do well in print!
An English aristocrat Lord is walking through Hyde Park when he spots a sailor having sex with a prostitute on a park bench. He reports this to a Bobby; the couple is arrested. However, the sailor keeps insisting that "We were just KISSING!" so the Lord is called into court to testifiy. Upon being sworn in and asked what he saw, here's his reply (to be read in a snobby, upper class accent):
Your Honor....his pant's were DOWN
....his ass was BARE
his balls we'e swingin' in da AIR
his youknowWHAT was youknowWHERE
and if that wasn't fuckin' then I wasn't THERE!
lol...reading this now I realize that this is one of those that don't do well in print!
RE: A Limerick
On the bridge stood the Duke of Buckingham
Twisting his thumbs and sucking 'em;
He was watching the stunts
Of the cunts in the punts,
And the tricks of the pricks that were fucking 'em.
Twisting his thumbs and sucking 'em;
He was watching the stunts
Of the cunts in the punts,
And the tricks of the pricks that were fucking 'em.
RE: A Limerick
The boy stood on the burning deck
eating a tuppenny Wall's
a bit fell down his trouser leg
and paralysed his balls
eating a tuppenny Wall's
a bit fell down his trouser leg
and paralysed his balls