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One year in CC tomorrow 7 September. Happy Anniversary. Elena CHMOCK

for viewer mostly but of course dear host can answer too .
what is the biggest turn off than a host can do or say , the things that will be a real "no no" . maybe tell us a story (no name needed of course ) about something that happened with a host that made u immediately stop to see her
for host , same question with viewer

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At first I thought this was funny...then I realized the awful truth of it.
Be sure to read all the way to the end!

Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he's fed.

Tax his tractor,
Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes
Are the rule.

Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.

Tax his ties,
Tax his shirt,
Tax his work,
Tax his dirt.

Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.

Tax his cigars,
Tax his beers,
If he cries, then
Tax his tears.

Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass

Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won't be done
Till he has no dough.

When he screams and hollers,
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He's good and sore.

Then tax his coffin ,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he's laid.

Put these words
upon his tomb,
" Taxes drove me to my doom..."

When he's gone,
Do not relax,
Its time to apply
The inheritance tax.

Accounts Receivable Tax
Building Permit Tax
CDL license Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax
Excise Taxes
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Fuel Permit Tax
Gasoline Tax (42 cents per gallon)
Gross Receipts Tax
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Inventory Tax
IRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax) Liquor Tax Luxury Taxes Marriage License Tax Medicare Tax Personal Property Tax Property Tax Real Estate Tax Service Charge Tax Social Security Tax Road Usage Tax Sales Tax Recreational Vehicle Tax School Tax State Income Tax State Unemployment Tax (SUTA) Telephone Federal Excise Tax Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Taxes Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax Telephone State and Local Tax Telephone Usage Charge Tax Utility Taxes Vehicle License Registration Tax Vehicle Sales Tax Watercraft Registration Tax Well Permit Tax Workers Compensation Tax

STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?
Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago,and our

nation was the most prosperous in the world. We had

absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class

in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.

What the hell happened? Can you spell "politicians!"

And I still have to "press 1" for English.

I hope this goes around THE USA at least 100 times


Erwin L. Smith

Why do so many "Not so shy" host photos look like they are on a dating site? Head and should shots, nice smile, full clothed. Shouldn't they be showing more skin if they are not so shy? Come on ladies how about loosing up a bit, it just ma bring in more customers.

i was out of cc for some days cz of my studies in university. But today i am here!!!! ;)))))

Hello all :)
In order to be able to use one of CC's options, i have to register under a different screenname. Ol good TRIKSY has been serving me for so long, and i hate to change it. But i have no choice. Well, i have a few ideas already, but i thought, maybe you ppl have any nice nicks on your mind for me ?
Thank you all for your attention :) kisses

According to the website from Telegraph newspaper, Norway is on the top of the list for countrys who have the best quality of life. Nr. 1 Norway, nr. 2 Iceland, nr. 3 Australia - Canada 6, USA 8, France 16, Italy and Uk 17-18, Spain 19.

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A man goes into his local medical surgery and says "doctor, doctor you've got to help me, I think i am a moth"...the doctor thinks for a moment and replies "i don't think I can be of any help, you really need to see a psychiatrist". "I know" says the man, "I was on my was way to visit a psychiatrist when I saw your light on".

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Simple home remedies

1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic.
Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat
and presto, the blockage will be almost instantly
removed.

2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing
vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while
you chop away.

3. You can avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting
the toilet seat just by using the sink.

4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself
and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use an egg timer.


5. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock
will prevent you from rolling over and going back to
sleep after you hit the snooze button.

6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of
laxatives. Then you will be afraid to cough.

7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a
hammer and you will forget all about the toothache.

8. Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really
are:


in life, you only need two tools - WD-40 and Duct Tape.
If it doesn't move but should, use the WD-40.
If it should not move and does, use the duct tape.

9. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

10. Never pass up an opportunity to go to the bathroom.

Thought for the day:

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKYS..... THEY ARE NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING...
BUT
THEY STILL BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN A FLIGHT OF
STAIRS

Bubba liked to frequent the old swimming hole but was
never able to attract the girls.

He decided to ask his friend Billy-Bob for advice.
"It's those big baggy swimming trunks that make you
look like an old fool...They're years outta style.
Your best bet is to grab yourself a pair of
Speedos-about two sizes too little and drop a
fist-sized tater down inside them. I'm telling ya
man...you'll have all the babes you want!"

The following weekend, Bubba hits the swimming hole
with his spanking new tight Speedos, and his
fist-sized potato.

Everybody at the swimming hole was disgusted as he
walked by, covering their faces, turning away, laughing, looking sick!

Bubba went back to his buddy Billy-Bob and asked him,
"What's wrong now?"

"Lord-Almighty Bubba!" said Billy-Bob, "the tater goes in the front!"

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An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his help in reviving her husband's libido.

"What about trying Viagra?" asks the doctor.

"Not a chance," she said. "He won't even take an aspirin!"

"Not a problem," replied the doc. "Give him An Irish Coffee Viagra. Drop it into his coffee. He won't even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went."

It wasn't a week later that she
called the doctor, who inquired as to progress.

The poor dear exclaimed, "Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah! T'was horrid. Just terrible, doctor!"

"Really? What happened?" asked the doctor.

"Well, I did as you advised and slipped
it in
his coffee and the effect was almost immediate.
He jumped hisself straight up, with a twinkle in his eye and with his pants a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop of his arm, he sent the cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and there, making wild, mad, passionate love to me on the tabletop! It was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!"

Why so terrible?" asked the doctor. "Do you mean the sex your husband provided wasn't good?" "Oh, no, no, no, Doctor, the sex was fine indeed! Twas the best sex I've had in
25 years! But sure as I'm sittin' here, I'll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again!"

Three Grandmas

These three mischievous Grandma's were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home. About then an old grandpa walked by, and one of the old grandma's yelled out saying, "We bet we can tell you exactly how old you are."

The old man said, "There ain't no way you can guess it, you old fools."
One of the old Grandma's said, "Sure we can! Just drop your under shorts and we can tell your exact age." Embarrassed just a little, he dropped his drawers.

The Grandma's asked him to turn around a couple of times, asked him to jump up and down for a little while and then they all piped up and said, "You are 84 years old."

"How in the world did you guess ?" The Grandma's snickered and laughed.
Slapping their knees and grinning from ear to ear. All three happily
yelled in unison. "Because we were at your birthday party yesterday !"

does any one know what has happened to eveningdew as she,s not been on since the 27th not long i know but she used to on cc quite often. thanks

anyone wanna chat with this horny man from kansas? I have a cell phone and yahoo.

I miss my pirate princess :(

Why when I ask a host what she likes to do in vid 90% of the time I get "anything you like", then I ask for toys or DP and I get "oh, I don't do that". What hapened to anything I like?
Ladies maybe if asked what you like to do in vid you can actually say what you like to do,
thanks and happy vids

does anyone know where she is or when she come back here ?

If we agree this is indeed a porn site, does that make all hosts porn stars?

What would their mothers think about that?