General Forum
becoming a host
okie--this is to host here----can a man (and i mean a straight man, not bi) make any money here being a host,,,, got it on my mind,,, i think i can give shows,,, heck even give some free shows every now and then for self promotion---okie dokie---need input
and?
do what?
what catagory?
can you juggle?
light farts?
help me with my homework?
bane plays an instrument (nakedly in 121)
what can you do?
what catagory?
can you juggle?
light farts?
help me with my homework?
bane plays an instrument (nakedly in 121)
what can you do?
RE: and?
There are few straight guys who are online pretty regularly and I doubt they would be doing it for free. Ask them. I am sure the vast majority of members are men looking for women but you never know when your wife might log on looking for some action.
RE: becoming a host
Hey austin, I talked with cc about that,but it seems that you need a cam (which I don't have) to make it work
RE: becoming a host
well slutpuppy,,,, I cant do it anyway,, I'm afraid to show my body--(shy) but if you need a cam, I know a great deal were you can get one free.
RE: becoming a host
It's not that hard, i've done it many times. And not just in cam, in person too.
RE: to economists
Hi Vera -
The US Dollar will rise when the Federal Reserve raises US interest rates (not likely in the next year or so) or the British Central Bank or the European Central Bank cuts British or European interest rates (more likely). If there is an option to get paid in Euros, choose to do so. I am an American and I tease my Company that I want to get paid in Euros (or oil, or silver) ;)
Please stay well.
i.m.
The US Dollar will rise when the Federal Reserve raises US interest rates (not likely in the next year or so) or the British Central Bank or the European Central Bank cuts British or European interest rates (more likely). If there is an option to get paid in Euros, choose to do so. I am an American and I tease my Company that I want to get paid in Euros (or oil, or silver) ;)
Please stay well.
i.m.
RE: to economists
The European Central Bank and British bank could start cutting rates as early this summer, and almost definitely by the fall. The U.S. Federal Reserve will stop cutting rates very soon. This will help the dollar.
If you are expecting a dramatic increase in the dollar, I doubt it will happen any time soon. The U.S. economy will be slow for awhile so U.S. interest rates won't increase too quickly, and at the same time, the Europeans are much slower to decrease their rates.
But I would not expect too much change in the dollar this year. Maybe by the end of the year it could be a little higher. Perhaps 1 euro will equal around $1.50 by the end of the year. And by the end of 2009, 1 euro could be around $1.40 or so.
I would look for approximately 5% increases in the value of the dollar each year until 2011. A euro should be about $1.50 or so by year end, $1.40 or so by the end of 2009, and $1.35or a little less by the end of 2010. I expect a dramatic increase, maybe about 10% in 2011 to around $1.20 or so and a 5% increase in 2012 to about $1.15. But then the dollar will start going down all over again. However, since the world is supposed to end in 2012, I wouldn't worry about it. :p
If you are expecting a dramatic increase in the dollar, I doubt it will happen any time soon. The U.S. economy will be slow for awhile so U.S. interest rates won't increase too quickly, and at the same time, the Europeans are much slower to decrease their rates.
But I would not expect too much change in the dollar this year. Maybe by the end of the year it could be a little higher. Perhaps 1 euro will equal around $1.50 by the end of the year. And by the end of 2009, 1 euro could be around $1.40 or so.
I would look for approximately 5% increases in the value of the dollar each year until 2011. A euro should be about $1.50 or so by year end, $1.40 or so by the end of 2009, and $1.35or a little less by the end of 2010. I expect a dramatic increase, maybe about 10% in 2011 to around $1.20 or so and a 5% increase in 2012 to about $1.15. But then the dollar will start going down all over again. However, since the world is supposed to end in 2012, I wouldn't worry about it. :p
RE: to economists
I went to grade school with a girl whose parents once refused to buy she and her brother winter coats because their weirdo church prophesized an end to the world before that year's first snow.
God, I love religion.
God, I love religion.
RE: to economists
But it was not until now that you realized that her father was just saving his money to use on CC. :p
RE: to economists
For the value of the dollar or the end of the world? :p
Obviously, I am just guessing about the value of the dollar. But I base my guesses on watching a lot of business commentary and reading articles. The U.S. economy will slow for a few months and then start to rebound. The rest of the world will follow, not as much as in the past, but still is trongly linked to what happens in the U.S. Then it will take about 2 years for the subprime crisis to end and home values and consumer confidence and spending to increase to significantly higher levels..... So, I put things like that in the mix, hope there isn't something major like a terrorist attack or extreme oil shortage, and take a guess just like everybody else.
In terms of the end of the world 2012, I don't really believe that stuff, but it does get my attention when I see the state of the world and then hear that several major religions, various prophecies, the end of the mayan calendar and things like that all point to around then, and of course an album by Rush. Hope it is just a big coincidence. :p
Obviously, I am just guessing about the value of the dollar. But I base my guesses on watching a lot of business commentary and reading articles. The U.S. economy will slow for a few months and then start to rebound. The rest of the world will follow, not as much as in the past, but still is trongly linked to what happens in the U.S. Then it will take about 2 years for the subprime crisis to end and home values and consumer confidence and spending to increase to significantly higher levels..... So, I put things like that in the mix, hope there isn't something major like a terrorist attack or extreme oil shortage, and take a guess just like everybody else.
In terms of the end of the world 2012, I don't really believe that stuff, but it does get my attention when I see the state of the world and then hear that several major religions, various prophecies, the end of the mayan calendar and things like that all point to around then, and of course an album by Rush. Hope it is just a big coincidence. :p
RE: to economists
Did you hear about that particle accelerator that's due to open in Geneva this summer?
Apparently it poses a tiny little threat of opening up a black hole that might possibly swallow up the planet.
God, I love science.
Apparently it poses a tiny little threat of opening up a black hole that might possibly swallow up the planet.
God, I love science.
RE: to economists
No, but perhaps we need a study on the length of "life lines" on people's palms. If they seem to be getting shorter and shorter, then we will definitely know we have a problem. :p
In terms of science, I think that as we get closer to actually cloning a human (I think that it can already be done or something recently happened in the news that says they are close), if there is a God, He will finally say "Enough!" and that's it for us.
Eve and that damn apple! Just like women take our money, they will be the ones responsible for the end! Stupid tree of knowledge! Ignorance is bliss!! I hate science!!! :p
In terms of science, I think that as we get closer to actually cloning a human (I think that it can already be done or something recently happened in the news that says they are close), if there is a God, He will finally say "Enough!" and that's it for us.
Eve and that damn apple! Just like women take our money, they will be the ones responsible for the end! Stupid tree of knowledge! Ignorance is bliss!! I hate science!!! :p
RE: to economists
The sub-prime crisis will end within a year...the after affects will carry forward for some time to come. Wall Street still has some cleaning house to do but values have never been based on underlying asset strength more perceived value than anything else. As a trader we live for volatility, when volatility slows the dollar will rebound in the short term.
RE: to economists
well at some point they may be forced to write down the asset values at least for the commercial real estate which they have not done and is potentially a larger crisis. then there is still the looming credit card crisis, but hey the banks are only carrying 942 trillion on the books there, which why they are so desperate to separate those divisions
RE: to economists
seriously not within the next 2 years . i could explain but i couldnt be bothered
well
i put a dollar in the ground
by the summer i hope to have a tree and in the fall i will just rake up the dollars
by the summer i hope to have a tree and in the fall i will just rake up the dollars
RE: well
I had a better idea john. 27 December, I put my mother-in-law in the ground and got £23,000! :-)))
RE: love you!
was working on it, but kept disconnecting.
such is life here in internet.
is anything real here?
such is life here in internet.
is anything real here?
Looks of Disappointment
A man was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, "You're beautiful." Then he fell asleep again.
His wife had never heard him say that before, so she stayed by his side.
A few minutes later his eyes fluttered open and he said, "You're cute."
The wife was disappointed because instead of "beautiful," it was now "cute."
She asked, "What happened to beautiful?"
The man replied, "The drugs are wearing off.
His wife had never heard him say that before, so she stayed by his side.
A few minutes later his eyes fluttered open and he said, "You're cute."
The wife was disappointed because instead of "beautiful," it was now "cute."
She asked, "What happened to beautiful?"
The man replied, "The drugs are wearing off.
5 rules to life
1 It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.
2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.
3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.
4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.
5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other.
2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.
3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.
4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.
5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other.
Question for hosts only
Why don't answer in free chat? Why don't say hello? Is it so expensive and boring? Is it a strategy to push members to go in video? It doesn't work very much, only makes angry.
RE: Question for hosts only
do u know that cc tells us to ask hosts in free chat what we want before going in because some hosts refuse to do some things so u will know before paying.
so if free chat is used in a good way you should answer at least for 5 minutes talk
so if free chat is used in a good way you should answer at least for 5 minutes talk
RE: Question for hosts only
Surely it is only polite (even of the viewer) to chat in free first and not to just jump into the video. some of the hosts here work on other sites at the same time and may already be in video ;)
Alos better for both because the host may not be there at the time so both miss the oppotunity of a nice show/chat.
Alos better for both because the host may not be there at the time so both miss the oppotunity of a nice show/chat.
RE: Question for hosts only
I make special sessions only to chat! I chat for hours!
As CC program doesn't include the possibility to start similar sessions. I make all the possible to tell the member that he has not to click the video button, I clarify that in my session title, I raise my video min. price to the maximum allowed price.
When I decide to make a video session, I choose my video member from my previous chatters, I make with him a nice coded private show , here the program of CC is perfect nobody can enter unless he has the cam password nothing can disturb us, no chatter can enter the free text chat. I ensure that my door is well locked!
As CC program doesn't include the possibility to start similar sessions. I make all the possible to tell the member that he has not to click the video button, I clarify that in my session title, I raise my video min. price to the maximum allowed price.
When I decide to make a video session, I choose my video member from my previous chatters, I make with him a nice coded private show , here the program of CC is perfect nobody can enter unless he has the cam password nothing can disturb us, no chatter can enter the free text chat. I ensure that my door is well locked!
RE: Question for hosts only
ive a question are you the lady in profile pic or different lady in archives ?
RE: Question for hosts only
I am different each morning..I fellow J-P Sartre philosophy .. lol
RE: Question for hosts only
This is what I wished to know. U didn't understad my question. I aksed why don't say "Hello, i'm busy"? Too much work for it? Or you wanna be paied for one answer ? And if u r in 121 why ur room is open? Stop debate pls, it's enough.
RE: Question for hosts only
It's funny to read the answers, specially from hosts who have 2 rooms and don't turn off the second when they are in 121, No answer then in text chat, but what would happen if u go in 121 in the opened room? Twice 121? 222? lol
RE: Question for hosts only
Hosts don't close their other sessions much of the time when members are in 1 to 1. This is a violation of the rules as it is unfair to members. I haven't spent $1 here in over 4 months because of issues like that. But the forums are fun sometimes.
RE: Question for hosts only
hey dizz seems you either have a closet fan or a deranged stalker.
RE: i must thx u
Sweetie, you have a lot of friends here,beautiful girls host, guests,and members that make you feel special every day! because you are indeed open minded sweet and deserve all their esteem.
RE: B/S
Witch only goes to prove It's all scripted, they know who's gonna win before they enter the ring.. In other words, IT'S ALL BULL SHIT..
RE: B/S
The finishes are pre-determined yes,but the injuries these guys sustain are real.Ask Darren Drozdov how he got paralyzed from the neck down.
RE: B/S
that must be why they dope-up with all those steroids and growth hormones and pain pills.
dying young and killing their families and stuff....wrestlers are a sad lot alright.
dying young and killing their families and stuff....wrestlers are a sad lot alright.
RE: B/S
fixed and scripted are not the same thing, nor are the majotrity of boxing matches fixed
RE: B/S
jeez the damn thing is called world wrestling ENTERTAINEMENT nothing like bitching about the obivous
Lemon Squeeze
There once was a religious young woman who went to Confession. Upon entering the confessiona l, she said, "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned."
The priest said, "Confess your sins and be forgiven."
The young woman said, "Last night my boyfriend made mad, passionate love to me seven times."
The priest thought long and hard and then said, "Squeeze seven lemons into a glass and then drink the juice."
The young woman asked, "Will this cleanse me of my sins?"
The priest said, "No, but it will wipe that smile off of your face."
The priest said, "Confess your sins and be forgiven."
The young woman said, "Last night my boyfriend made mad, passionate love to me seven times."
The priest thought long and hard and then said, "Squeeze seven lemons into a glass and then drink the juice."
The young woman asked, "Will this cleanse me of my sins?"
The priest said, "No, but it will wipe that smile off of your face."
RE: back to reality
you should learn the habit of putting away a little bit of your earnings each month......helps make reality a little less harsh when you know you have a little something safely set aside in cases of emergency...or hunger and such. :)
RE: back to reality
he's just assuming everyone who isn't as miserable as he is must be too young to have lived life......faulty research
Last Day On CC
I'll be leaving CC tomorrow and i wanted to thank you all for the good times I've had here. To the people in community chat i will miss you all alot but in life sometimes you need to make changes. Cheers to all!!! Special thanks to those who have become true friends I will cherish the relationships we made. Kisses and be well.
RE: Last Day On CC
later dave been great talking to you,but who am i going to talk with about sports now. good luck in live dave.
RE: Last Day On CC and tattoartist
Mary, leave their "joints" out of this...and let them go lol
RE: Last Day On CC
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RE: Last Day On CC
good luck, see you again next week, you wont be able to stay away from the virtual melodrama that you forum/community chat addicts thrive on.
RE: Last Day On CC
one of these strange people that go to a chat room and don't chat but complain about the people who do chat.
RE: Last Day On CC
nevr been to "chat room" your telenovelas usually spill over onto hear where can read them and shake my head at your cyber friendships.
RE: Last Day On CC
besides not having any friends in u have none in cyberspace either that us spend alol ur spare time reading about them .not very interesting
RE: Last Day On CC
neither telenovas nor a cyber personality but u apparently like soap operas and being a snide cyber snot boy. perhaps u can find a cyber behavior specialist
RE: Last Day On CC
sorry i dont do cyber therapy thats for the lonely boys and girls who need community chat cyber "friendships."
RE: Last Day On CC
thanks, or you could consider me as your conscience, giving you lonely hearts club forum/community chat addicts an intervention.
RE: Last Day On CC
Great shame dave but good for you too. Maybe Romania will have a national day of mourning. Bye mate, thanks for all the fun. :-)))
RE: Last Day On CC
Sorry to hear this, we had some great laughs Dave. Do whatever is best for u and the ones close to u. Hope tpo talk with u again....somehow. Cheers Dave.
RE: Last Day On CC
if u believe dave is leaving for good then u'll believe im really a nice guy and damn cute...c ya daveyboy
RE: Last Day On CC
ahhhhhhh seems that i'm not the only one that realized what day tomorrow is.
RE: Last Day On CC
more of an effort to to listen to his cyber friends lament the disappearance of a cyber porn persona
RE: Last Day On CC
had he posted it on the first everyone would have known immediately, so his timing was ok
RE: SEE U IN SEPTEMBER......LOL
No more wet t-shirt shows?Say it ain't so lol.Seriously Dave,we may have had our disagreements but I always considered u a friend.Take care.
RE: SEE U IN SEPTEMBER......LOL
as you notice this guy just sits back and watches everyone faun over him...i guess he needs the attention.
call centre conversations
Actual call centre conversations !!!!!
Customer: 'I've been ringing 0800 2100 for two days and can't get through to enquiries, can you help?'.
Operator: 'Where did you get that number from, sir?'.
Customer: 'It was on the door to the Travel Centre'.
Operator: 'Sir, they are the opening hours'.
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Samsung Electronics
Caller: 'Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?'
Operator: 'I'm sorry, sir, I don't understand who you are talking about'.
Caller: 'On page 1, section 5, of the user guide it clearly states that I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket and telephone Jack before cleaning. Now, can you give me the number for Jack?'
Operator: 'I think you mean the telephone point on the wall'.
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RAC Motoring Services
Caller: 'Does your European Breakdown Policy cover me when I am travelling in Australia ?'
Operator: ' Doesn't the product name give you a clue?'
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Caller (enquiring about legal requirements while travelling in France ):
'If I register my car in France, do I have to change the steering wheel to the other side of the car?'
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Directory Enquiries
Caller: 'I'd like the number of the Argoed Fish Bar in Cardiff please'.
Operator: 'I'm sorry, there's no listing. Is the spelling correct?'
Caller: 'Well, it used to be called the Bargoed Fish Bar but the 'B' fell off'.
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Then there was the caller who asked for a knitwear company in Woven.
Operator: 'Woven? Are you sure?'
Caller: 'Yes. That's what it says on the label; Woven in Scotland'.
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On another occasion, a man making heavy breathing sounds from a phone box told a worried operator:
'I haven't got a pen, so I'm steaming up the window to write the number on'.
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Tech Support: 'I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop'.
Customer: 'O K '.
Tech Support: 'Did you get a pop-up menu?'.
Customer: 'No'.
Tech Support: 'O K . Right-Click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?'
Customer: 'No'.
Tech Support: 'O K , sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?'.
Customer: 'Sure. You told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click''.
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Tech Support: 'O K . In the bottom left hand side of the screen, can you see the 'O K ' button displayed?'
Customer: 'Wow. How can you see my screen from there?'
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Caller: 'I deleted a file from my PC last week and I have just realised that I need it. If I turn my system clock back two weeks will I have my file back again?'.
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There's always one. This has got to be one of the funniest things in a long time. I think this guy should have been promoted, not fired. This is a true story from the Word Perfect Helpline, which was transcribed from a recording monitoring the customer care department. Needless to say the Help Desk employee was fired; however, he/she is currently suing the Word Perfect organization for 'Termination without Cause'.
Actual dialogue of a former WordPerfect Customer Support employee. (Now I know why they record these conversations!):
Operator: 'Ridge Hall, computer assistance; may I help you?'
Caller: 'Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect.'
Operator: 'What sort of trouble??'
Caller: 'Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away.'
Operator: 'Went away?'
Caller: 'They disappeared.'
Operator: 'Hmm So what does your screen look like now?'
Caller: 'Nothing.'
Operator: 'Nothing??'
Caller: 'It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type.'
Operator: 'Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out??'
Caller: 'How do I tell?'
Operator: 'Can you see the C: prompt on the screen??'
Caller: 'What's a sea-prompt?'
Operator: 'Never mind, can you move your cursor around the screen?'
Caller: 'There isn't any cursor: I told you, it won't accept anything I type.'
Operator: 'Does your monitor have a power indicator??'
Caller: 'What's a monitor?'
Operator: 'It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on??'
Caller: 'I don't know.'
Operator: 'Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it. Can you see that??'
Caller: 'Yes, I think so.'
Operator: 'Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged into the wall.
Caller: 'Yes, it is.'
Operator: 'When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one??'
Caller: 'No.'
Operator: 'Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the other cable.'
Caller: 'Okay, here it is.'
Operator: 'Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back of your computer.'
Caller: 'I can't reach.'
Operator: 'Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is??'
Caller: 'No.'
Operator: 'Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over??'
Caller: 'Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle - it's because it's dark.'
Operator: 'Dark??'
Caller: 'Yes - the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from the window.
Operator: 'Well, turn on the office light then.'
Caller: 'I can't.'
Operator: 'No? Why not??'
Caller: 'Because there's a power failure.'
Operator: 'A power........ A power failure? Aha, Okay, we've got it licked now.Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff your computer came in??'
Caller: 'Well, yes, I keep them in the closet.'
Operator: 'Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it from.'
Caller: 'Really? Is it that bad?'
Operator: 'Yes, I'm afraid it is.'
Caller: 'Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them??'
Operator: 'Tell them you're too f---ing stupid to own a computer!!!!!'
Customer: 'I've been ringing 0800 2100 for two days and can't get through to enquiries, can you help?'.
Operator: 'Where did you get that number from, sir?'.
Customer: 'It was on the door to the Travel Centre'.
Operator: 'Sir, they are the opening hours'.
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Samsung Electronics
Caller: 'Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?'
Operator: 'I'm sorry, sir, I don't understand who you are talking about'.
Caller: 'On page 1, section 5, of the user guide it clearly states that I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket and telephone Jack before cleaning. Now, can you give me the number for Jack?'
Operator: 'I think you mean the telephone point on the wall'.
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RAC Motoring Services
Caller: 'Does your European Breakdown Policy cover me when I am travelling in Australia ?'
Operator: ' Doesn't the product name give you a clue?'
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Caller (enquiring about legal requirements while travelling in France ):
'If I register my car in France, do I have to change the steering wheel to the other side of the car?'
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Directory Enquiries
Caller: 'I'd like the number of the Argoed Fish Bar in Cardiff please'.
Operator: 'I'm sorry, there's no listing. Is the spelling correct?'
Caller: 'Well, it used to be called the Bargoed Fish Bar but the 'B' fell off'.
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Then there was the caller who asked for a knitwear company in Woven.
Operator: 'Woven? Are you sure?'
Caller: 'Yes. That's what it says on the label; Woven in Scotland'.
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On another occasion, a man making heavy breathing sounds from a phone box told a worried operator:
'I haven't got a pen, so I'm steaming up the window to write the number on'.
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Tech Support: 'I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop'.
Customer: 'O K '.
Tech Support: 'Did you get a pop-up menu?'.
Customer: 'No'.
Tech Support: 'O K . Right-Click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?'
Customer: 'No'.
Tech Support: 'O K , sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?'.
Customer: 'Sure. You told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click''.
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Tech Support: 'O K . In the bottom left hand side of the screen, can you see the 'O K ' button displayed?'
Customer: 'Wow. How can you see my screen from there?'
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Caller: 'I deleted a file from my PC last week and I have just realised that I need it. If I turn my system clock back two weeks will I have my file back again?'.
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There's always one. This has got to be one of the funniest things in a long time. I think this guy should have been promoted, not fired. This is a true story from the Word Perfect Helpline, which was transcribed from a recording monitoring the customer care department. Needless to say the Help Desk employee was fired; however, he/she is currently suing the Word Perfect organization for 'Termination without Cause'.
Actual dialogue of a former WordPerfect Customer Support employee. (Now I know why they record these conversations!):
Operator: 'Ridge Hall, computer assistance; may I help you?'
Caller: 'Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect.'
Operator: 'What sort of trouble??'
Caller: 'Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away.'
Operator: 'Went away?'
Caller: 'They disappeared.'
Operator: 'Hmm So what does your screen look like now?'
Caller: 'Nothing.'
Operator: 'Nothing??'
Caller: 'It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type.'
Operator: 'Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out??'
Caller: 'How do I tell?'
Operator: 'Can you see the C: prompt on the screen??'
Caller: 'What's a sea-prompt?'
Operator: 'Never mind, can you move your cursor around the screen?'
Caller: 'There isn't any cursor: I told you, it won't accept anything I type.'
Operator: 'Does your monitor have a power indicator??'
Caller: 'What's a monitor?'
Operator: 'It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on??'
Caller: 'I don't know.'
Operator: 'Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it. Can you see that??'
Caller: 'Yes, I think so.'
Operator: 'Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged into the wall.
Caller: 'Yes, it is.'
Operator: 'When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one??'
Caller: 'No.'
Operator: 'Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the other cable.'
Caller: 'Okay, here it is.'
Operator: 'Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back of your computer.'
Caller: 'I can't reach.'
Operator: 'Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is??'
Caller: 'No.'
Operator: 'Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over??'
Caller: 'Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle - it's because it's dark.'
Operator: 'Dark??'
Caller: 'Yes - the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from the window.
Operator: 'Well, turn on the office light then.'
Caller: 'I can't.'
Operator: 'No? Why not??'
Caller: 'Because there's a power failure.'
Operator: 'A power........ A power failure? Aha, Okay, we've got it licked now.Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff your computer came in??'
Caller: 'Well, yes, I keep them in the closet.'
Operator: 'Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it from.'
Caller: 'Really? Is it that bad?'
Operator: 'Yes, I'm afraid it is.'
Caller: 'Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them??'
Operator: 'Tell them you're too f---ing stupid to own a computer!!!!!'
RE: call centre conversations
"Operator: 'Tell them you're too f---ing stupid to own a computer!!!!!' "
I really hope that is a true story - LMFAO
I really hope that is a true story - LMFAO
RE: call centre conversations
"Operator: 'Tell them you're too f---ing stupid to own a computer!!!!!' "
Caller: and if they don't believe me?
Caller: and if they don't believe me?
RE: call centre conversations
I remember my first week as tech support, one of the first calls I got started with, "I just poured water into my monitor! What do I do?!?" I had her make sure the cord was dry and unplug it, we let it dry out a few days then tried it and it worked fine. In the long run the monitor out lasted the computer.
RE: Hellow my friends!!!
It doesnot cost anything to be nice. I wish most of the other hosts were the same. have a nice day! DizzyLiz (oops sorry, DizzMizzLiz)
bye
bye cc people--done my last show---going to try marriage life now--good luck and will missed my 2 friends here--and oh yeah--go f---k yourself--ahh just kidding have a good life
RE: bye
Tattoo....sorry to hear that you're leaving....but hopefully for happy reasons. I hope you'll come back and say hello. Best of luck to you...
MAN TEST
The MAN test
1. In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to as:
a) lovemaking
b) screwing
c) the pigskin bus pulling into tuna town
2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after
you've both shared:
a) your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship
b) your blood-test results
c) five tequila slammers
3. You time your orgasm so that:
a) your partner climaxes first
b) you both climax simultaneously
c) you don't miss SportsCenter (SciFi for some)
4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:
a) healthy, creative love-play
b) not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend would ever agree to
c) not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend need ever find
out about
5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you've just had sex
with is:
a) the best part of the experience
b)the second best part of the experience
c) £50.00 extra
6. Your girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in weight in the
last month. You tell her that it is:
a) no concern of yours
b)not a problem
c) a conservative estimate
7. You think today's sensitive, caring man is:
a) a myth
b) a oxymoron
c) gay
8. Foreplay is to sex as:
a) appetizer is to entree
b)primer is to paint
c) a line is to an amusement park ride
9. Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself
saying at the end of a relationship?
a) "I hope we can still be friends."
b) "I'm not in right now, please leave a message at the beep."
c) "Welcome to Dumpsville, population, YOU"
10. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:
a) probably needs a little more time before she can cope with
that sort of intimacy
b) is uptight and a waste of time
c) shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the first place
If you answered "A" more than 7 times,
check your pants to make sure you really are a man.
If you answered "B" more than 7 times,
check into therapy, you're still a little confused.
If you answered "C" more than 7 times... YOU DA MAN
1. In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to as:
a) lovemaking
b) screwing
c) the pigskin bus pulling into tuna town
2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after
you've both shared:
a) your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship
b) your blood-test results
c) five tequila slammers
3. You time your orgasm so that:
a) your partner climaxes first
b) you both climax simultaneously
c) you don't miss SportsCenter (SciFi for some)
4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:
a) healthy, creative love-play
b) not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend would ever agree to
c) not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend need ever find
out about
5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you've just had sex
with is:
a) the best part of the experience
b)the second best part of the experience
c) £50.00 extra
6. Your girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in weight in the
last month. You tell her that it is:
a) no concern of yours
b)not a problem
c) a conservative estimate
7. You think today's sensitive, caring man is:
a) a myth
b) a oxymoron
c) gay
8. Foreplay is to sex as:
a) appetizer is to entree
b)primer is to paint
c) a line is to an amusement park ride
9. Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself
saying at the end of a relationship?
a) "I hope we can still be friends."
b) "I'm not in right now, please leave a message at the beep."
c) "Welcome to Dumpsville, population, YOU"
10. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:
a) probably needs a little more time before she can cope with
that sort of intimacy
b) is uptight and a waste of time
c) shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the first place
If you answered "A" more than 7 times,
check your pants to make sure you really are a man.
If you answered "B" more than 7 times,
check into therapy, you're still a little confused.
If you answered "C" more than 7 times... YOU DA MAN
RE: I am in loveee
I didn't think hosts were allowed to fall in love with guys who aren't members of cc :(
RE: I am in loveee
guys who laugh at there own little attempts at humor come off as a little needy and pathetic...its something you might want to consider not doing any more.
RE: I am in loveee
u might wanna consider that i dont really care what u say OR think, seriously speaking LOOOOL
RE: I am in loveee
Cmon!! lol)))) Im in love with a guy and he isnt a member here, but it doesnt mean he is the same guy:))))))))) No im not in Ro;))) Relax))
RE: I am in loveee
Oh no you're not Russian are you ? I'm in love with a guy from Russia. I hope it's not the same one :(
RE: I am in loveee
Handsome, sexy and great would have eliminated anyone from CC right off the bat. Congratulations and good luck.
RE: I am in loveee
I'm still in love with my boyfriend,for +5 years now.Congrats,make the best out of it.
joke
There is this guy with a bald head and a wooden leg that gets invited to a fancy dress party, he is at a loss what do go has so he writes to a fancy dress company to ask for suggestions, a few days later he recieves a large parcel with a note. "thank you for your enquiry sir find enclosed a pirates outfit and a dummy parrot. you can cover your bald head with the bandana(sp) and your wooden leg will look natural".
The man is outraged that they have outlined his leg, so he writes off a angry letter to them.
a week later another package arrives with a note "we are sincerely sorry for causing you upset sir, find enclosed monks habit, it is long enough to cover your leg and your bald head will look natural"
this makes the man even more angry that they mentioned his head so he pens a furious letter to them again.
2 weeks later a very small package arrives with a note which simply said "thank you for your letter sir, enclosed is a jar of syrup, put it on your head stick your wooden leg up your arse and go as a toffee apple!"
The man is outraged that they have outlined his leg, so he writes off a angry letter to them.
a week later another package arrives with a note "we are sincerely sorry for causing you upset sir, find enclosed monks habit, it is long enough to cover your leg and your bald head will look natural"
this makes the man even more angry that they mentioned his head so he pens a furious letter to them again.
2 weeks later a very small package arrives with a note which simply said "thank you for your letter sir, enclosed is a jar of syrup, put it on your head stick your wooden leg up your arse and go as a toffee apple!"
Interesting to see the migration...
of girls from Glamour to Home Alone-Shy.
I wonder why?
I wonder why?
I'm one of the 55; Are you?
This may be difficult for non-native English readers. But, see if you can understand the below message.
Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too.
i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres are in a wrod , the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!
RE: I'm one of the 55; Are you?
Cambridge University research says words may be jumbled but we can still read it. You are talking about abbreviating the words, which is a totally different concept. Besides there is no correct or universal abbreviation to some words, so how you abbreviate may not be same nor understood by another individual.
>Thnks fr nfrmtn
Assume u shortened -- Thanks for information
I'd have written it as -- Tks 4 info
>o ou aee i e?
I have no idea what you are saying here :(
Btw I too have memories of jotting down lecturer's "comments" which were sure to be on the exam. Lots of chicken-scratch abbreviations which were perfectly correct when written but made no sense later on. Since then I invested in a cassette tape recorder to record the lecture (^_*)
>Thnks fr nfrmtn
Assume u shortened -- Thanks for information
I'd have written it as -- Tks 4 info
>o ou aee i e?
I have no idea what you are saying here :(
Btw I too have memories of jotting down lecturer's "comments" which were sure to be on the exam. Lots of chicken-scratch abbreviations which were perfectly correct when written but made no sense later on. Since then I invested in a cassette tape recorder to record the lecture (^_*)
RE: I'm one of the 55; Are you?
I know it was meant to be a fun post but I think it has more to do with the fact that we know what word we are expecting to see next. Also the fact that most of the words that are jumbled are very short ones and where longer words are jumbled such as "Cmabrigde Uinervtisy" they are not jumbled up that much.
It would also mean that when we proof read something we would be very unlikely to spot our mistakes.
See how many people can read the following word straight away :-eeaiinnnttrg.
It would also mean that when we proof read something we would be very unlikely to spot our mistakes.
See how many people can read the following word straight away :-eeaiinnnttrg.
RE: I'm one of the 55; Are you?
I was thinking to be dump, ad now, after read it and understand all without problems, i know that there is the 55% of dummy people. Great! I'm not alone.
RE: I'm one of the 55; Are you?
Lol....good one. BTW, don't forget that people who read this board on a regular basis enjoy a distinct advantage when it comes to decipher such language. Funny stuff....thanks for sharing it.
hello
am back; were is everybody i did know at one time;;
a.. Got married
b Have new boyfriend
c. Quit job
d. Back in school
e. Still here
f. or other
***** answer one above******
by the way anybody have a special ring
a.. Got married
b Have new boyfriend
c. Quit job
d. Back in school
e. Still here
f. or other
***** answer one above******
by the way anybody have a special ring
RE: hello
I think it's because all the people you did know at one time have either done a, b, c, or d and so can't answer you :P