General Forum
RE: what stuff u ate with beer?:)
slated nuts, pork scratchings, in small amounts with beer
A hot curry with friends after a a pleasant evening in the pub.
A hot curry with friends after a a pleasant evening in the pub.
usps
i sent something to someone in romania and i used usps express, so i can track it. how is it delivered there, by there postal service or some other shipping company. thanks for the info.
RE: usps
I don't know about USPS but i presume you mean UPS. It depends on which part of the country it has to go to. I think around Bucharest they have their own drivers. They have offices in Timisoara and Constanta so this may apply there too. In other places they use other local delivery companies. They do not use the postal service - lol.
RE: usps
no, he means the United States Postal Service. I have shipped to Romania myself a few times. It is my understanding that most packages are help and the person is notified to go pick it up.
RE: usps
the USPS? that lost 6 billion and the only question we have is was that dollars or letters and packages:P
RE: usps
OK sorry. In that case they use the local postal service to deliver it. Did you send it as something to be signed for? When i send stuff I use this and it usually gets through. On the one occasion it didn't it was returned to me.
RE: usps
i sent it where they have to sign for it, i just did not know how it was done. thanks for the help
RE: usps
I once sent somthing to russia on dhl it went to london then to germany then to moscow then back to london then to samara and they would not release it because of custom duties. She never got it i was so angry i told them just to destory it ((
RE: usps
I send a lot of stuff intenationally and if your package has any value at all you should use FedEx or DHL. Never a problem. It goes totally through the company's facitlies and agents. When you us the USPS you are fine up to the point it gets on the plane and is delivered to the foreign country. Then it is a crapshoot. They can lose or misplace the package or more often it is damaged and accidently opened in transit. No countries I know of provide tracking once it hits their system. Now the good part. A lot of stuff goes through fine but enough of it gets waylaid to justify using FedEx
RE: usps
Maybe I'm looking up the wrong service rates but aren't DHL, UPS or Fedex International rates at least 3x USPS rates? I think it was over $300 to ship a 8lb package to Russia from USA.
Which one of their services do you use?
I've had good luck so far with nothing lost using USPS. Small packages usually take 3 weeks, but one heavier package took almost 2 months. It usually only takes 1 week for the package to reach Moscow so the packages is usually sitting in Russian customs waiting to be processed. Maybe part of the DHL, Fedex and UPS fees are paying bribes to get their packages out of customs faster. ;p
Which one of their services do you use?
I've had good luck so far with nothing lost using USPS. Small packages usually take 3 weeks, but one heavier package took almost 2 months. It usually only takes 1 week for the package to reach Moscow so the packages is usually sitting in Russian customs waiting to be processed. Maybe part of the DHL, Fedex and UPS fees are paying bribes to get their packages out of customs faster. ;p
RE: usps
Yeah the international rates for heavier packages are not cheap and far more expensive than USPS for sure. Again most USPS packages go through fine. In my case about 30% have problems. Either they disappear or they are opened and some contents removed. Plus some international post office make the recipient come to the PO where she must open the package in view of the postman so proper duty can be paid on imported goods. If you are sending a Victoria's Secret bra and panty set it can be embarassing. Again it comes down to the value of the package. Electronics, checks, valuable jewelry, etc. FedEx. Pictures, letters, inexpensive items....give the USPS a shot.
RE: usps
thanks everyone, it appears it is in romania, but i have no idea if it will get to where it belongs. can the recipient go to a postal center and request it? thanks for all info.
RE: usps
I am a mailman.. and I have sent things to Russia.. and south America.. and both times.. the girls got there mail.. but
I sent cards to the Phillpeans.. and she never got them...
so.. as soon as it leaves the usa.. good luck
other counrty's have differant mail delivery....
I sent cards to the Phillpeans.. and she never got them...
so.. as soon as it leaves the usa.. good luck
other counrty's have differant mail delivery....
RE: usps
As it was sent to be signed for she should receive a card if she is not home when they try to deliver it. If it is more than 9 days since you sent it then it would be worth her going to the post office to ask. This does depend on where she is. Can you tell us the city or at least the Judetul? Most Romanian hosts here are in Bucharest, Brasov, Bacau, Iasi or Constanta so if she is in one of these you will not be giving away any information that could lead to us identifying her.
RE: usps
thanks someone, she is in bucharest. should i tell her to go to a postal office, but i cannot tell her which one. thanks everyone for the info, appreciate all of your knowledge. obviously i am new to mailing overseas.
RE: usps
In Bucharest it is hard to know which post office to go to. She may know herself. Hopefully she will get the card telling her where to go.
RE: usps
All packages from abroad are coming in the office called Pantelimon and they do open the box in front of you....idiots!
RE: Already in USA!!!!
It's snowing here and as cold as a witches titty in a brass bra. I'm jealous...... but life is good..
RE: Already in USA!!!!
I live in New England on the seacoast and love the entire weather spectrum we get here .
Love the change of seasons and that includes snow,,,,nice to see a beach covered in fresh snow :)
Love the change of seasons and that includes snow,,,,nice to see a beach covered in fresh snow :)
Beer
What are you 3 to 5 favourite well-known beers (not just local or micro-brew) and, if you would like to list, least favourite beers. Also list country of origin if known.
(I need some time to think about this one.... Perhaps over a few beers....)
(I need some time to think about this one.... Perhaps over a few beers....)
RE: Beer
If it was Stella Artols, I agree it is a good brew, although I wouldn't describe it as the best. It is from Belgium, I think, so maybe it is better there as opposed to importing it.
RE: Beer
Stella Artois. It's marketed as a premium product at a premium price and after that "the emperor's new clothes" effect takes over...but only in foreign countries. In Belgium, from where it originates, they think it's p**s water.
RE: Beer
Now I know why Anheuser-Busch, the maker of Budweiser in the USA, is taking them over. Talk about drinking p*ss....
(Did I just admit to liking p*ss water from my earlier post where said that Stella is pretty good?)
(Did I just admit to liking p*ss water from my earlier post where said that Stella is pretty good?)
RE: Beer
Actually, it is just the opposite. A European company bought out Anheuser-Busch, so maybe they'll make american beer a bit better.
RE: Beer
Yeah.... I wrote that wrong.... A lot of Americans were upset that something as American as baseball was being taken over by foreigners.
RE: Beer
Not sure abt the countries)) But i like Corona Extra(Mexico?), Miller, Krushovice dark one(Checz i think)
RE: Beer
If you weren't so sexy and beautiful, I might criticize your listing Miller (although maybe it is brewed locally and tastes differently than the one made in USA).
RE: Beer
You make a good point about the potential difference in quality between beers brewed in their own country and the same brand brewed under licence elsewhere. A good example is Foster's which, as brewed here in the UK, is another which qualifies as p**s water, but the genuine Australian brew is far superior (though not itself great).
RE: Beer
Yes makes sense...Not everyth we get here under famous brands is highest quality. Thats true and sad(((
RE: Beer
Well, I assume that what usually happens is that the licensed product that is brewed outside of where the beer orginated is not as good as the original, but in Miller's case, he opposite might be true.
RE: Beer
Well im a girl)))) Miller is a gurly beer i think lol))))) So u can critisize it))))))))I allow u;)
RE: Beer
You're not a girl.... You're a woman!!! You might drink girly beer or even bad beer, but you're all woman!!!! Mmmmmm. Beer, me, and MonikaBabe. Where do I sign up??? (and going to my refrigerator and clicking on 121 doesn't count! :p)
RE: Beer
I take it that u'd accept if i invited u for a bottle of Miller, right?:)) lol))
RE: Beer
miller is a quintessential american beer and the one thing they do well for those that like lowenbrau, is they brew it here under direction of lowenbrau. but then you have to like lownebrau
RE: Beer
With the blue sticker right? Yes i like it, if i remember this beer right)))))))
RE: Beer
Here are some of the ones I like, in no particular order.... Unfortunately, a lot of the names escape me right now... Must have had too many...
1. Pilsner Urquell (Czech)
2. Old Speckled Hen (UK)
3. Erdinger (Germany)
4. Hoegaarden (Belgium)
(Sorry CC, no Heineken for me. :p)
1. Pilsner Urquell (Czech)
2. Old Speckled Hen (UK)
3. Erdinger (Germany)
4. Hoegaarden (Belgium)
(Sorry CC, no Heineken for me. :p)
RE: Beer
A good selection. I would add Leffe and Kroenenbourg 1664, Abbot Ale, Newcastle Brown, Carlsberg Special Brew.
RE: Beer
Leffe and Hoegaarden and for cider Magners, btw i thought u had good taste until i saw newcastle brown ale ;o)
RE: Beer
I'll never forget my first St. Pauli Girl. :) Alas, she has moved on and I have taken to Tsing tao....cheers
RE: Beer
I remember my St Pauli also ,,,,,i used to say,,,,"A 6 pack of St Pauli and my exwife,,,now i have 7 cold ones "
RE: Beer
Erdinger, hands down... although sometimes i don't mind Guinness either.
Nothing beats good old' Portuguese beer though ;-)
Nothing beats good old' Portuguese beer though ;-)
RE: Beer
They all respond to you about lager, a girlie drink. Only real ale, true beer, is brewed in England. OK, and Ireland too. ;-)
RE: Beer
sam adams from boston and a beer call dogfishhead but most will never hear of it before
RE: Beer
If its hot and I'm sweating like at the beach or a ballgame then any American beer will do because you are just quenching a thirst and wanting a little buzz. Sorry, folks but I put Heineken and Becks in that group. No flavor for me.
If I wanna have a nice beer before or with dinner I'll go for one of those Belgians like Chimay. Yum Yum. Pricey here in the states. I also like Newcastle. not pricey
If I am going out drinking or playing pool "Stout me" The blacker the better Guiness or Murphy's. A shot of single malt scotch completes the picture. Take a sip of the scotch. Massage it into your gums with your tongue, inhale and exhale through your nose a few times. Take a swig of the stout and let them mingle. It's like a sea pirate party in your mouth. Wenches and all.
If I wanna have a nice beer before or with dinner I'll go for one of those Belgians like Chimay. Yum Yum. Pricey here in the states. I also like Newcastle. not pricey
If I am going out drinking or playing pool "Stout me" The blacker the better Guiness or Murphy's. A shot of single malt scotch completes the picture. Take a sip of the scotch. Massage it into your gums with your tongue, inhale and exhale through your nose a few times. Take a swig of the stout and let them mingle. It's like a sea pirate party in your mouth. Wenches and all.
RE: Beer
Favorites: Coors Light, Miller High Life, Labatt's Blue, Guinness
Least: Molson Canadian, Becks, Boddingtons
Least: Molson Canadian, Becks, Boddingtons
RE: Beer
heineken is best beer in the world,carlsberg is also ok.but i prefere a smoky whisky like ardbeg though mmmmmm!!!!!!!
RE: Beer
Any Czeck draught beer in their local pubs is great! Austrian is good too...
Cartoon Characters
What are your 3 to 5 favourite and least favourite well-known cartoon characters and/or shows for kids right now (not from when you were growing up)?
My favourites are...
1. Tigger (from Pooh Bear)
2. Pink Panther (cartoon, not movie)
3. Bugs Bunny
4. Bullwinkle
Least favourite:
1. Scooby-Doo
2. Scrappy-Doo
3. Goofy (from Mickey Mouse)
And why do Romanian hosts like Tom and Jerry so much?
My favourites are...
1. Tigger (from Pooh Bear)
2. Pink Panther (cartoon, not movie)
3. Bugs Bunny
4. Bullwinkle
Least favourite:
1. Scooby-Doo
2. Scrappy-Doo
3. Goofy (from Mickey Mouse)
And why do Romanian hosts like Tom and Jerry so much?
RE: Cartoon Characters
well....i think because after the comunists's period we had only tom and jerry...:D and it's fun of course
RE: Cartoon Characters
i love cartoons..my favs are
1....family guy...way funny
2....american dad...somewhat funny..if you follow politics
3....tom and jerry ofc...classics
4....justice league unlimited....pity its gone
5....ren and stimpy...another pity its gone
least favs
1...simpsons
2...sponge bob
3-5 sponge bob..lol
1....family guy...way funny
2....american dad...somewhat funny..if you follow politics
3....tom and jerry ofc...classics
4....justice league unlimited....pity its gone
5....ren and stimpy...another pity its gone
least favs
1...simpsons
2...sponge bob
3-5 sponge bob..lol
RE: Cartoon Characters
maybe because they haven't seen many others.
i'm not russian but i like the wolf from nu zaiac pogodi :)))
i'm not russian but i like the wolf from nu zaiac pogodi :)))
RE: Cartoon Characters
my favourite its a beast from"beauty and the beast" i think he is pretty:)real man..btw my fav cartoon.
Meeting host
Has anyone met a host who gave a strip show ? And do you think its a no no to meet with host after she shows you ? I have a host who made a rule we cannot meet again if i get show she shows others but not me do you agree or .............................. you fill in the gap and tell me ))
RE: Meeting host
There is not real rule, it's possible to meet with a host who made a strip for you: cam meetings take place in a particular world, meeting in reality follows rules and conventions of society, it can perfectly be a nice meeting if you keep it in the right context (it happened to me).
What can happen to you though is that after a meeting in real, a chathost wouldn't strip for you any more or at all. But here again no absolute rule: for some other chathosts, cam life resumes as before...
In short respect your favourite chathost's wishes and inclinations, you'll get rewarded with much more than a short show that you can get from other girls
What can happen to you though is that after a meeting in real, a chathost wouldn't strip for you any more or at all. But here again no absolute rule: for some other chathosts, cam life resumes as before...
In short respect your favourite chathost's wishes and inclinations, you'll get rewarded with much more than a short show that you can get from other girls
RE: Meeting host
I don't think there is any "rule". It is all up to the hosts and the members.
I have had hosts tell me that they would never meet me or be my friend in real because they have already given me a show. I have also had hosts that I no longer see in video want to meet me in real and are willing to give me a free show on yahoo. And of course, I have had hosts that I originally visited just for a show, became friends with them, no longer or rarely see them naked, and would be willing to meet me. It all depends on the host and the member and their attitudes about sex. Just make sure that her "rule" is based on a real desire to meet you instead of wanting to have you keep coming into her video without her having to strip.
I have had hosts tell me that they would never meet me or be my friend in real because they have already given me a show. I have also had hosts that I no longer see in video want to meet me in real and are willing to give me a free show on yahoo. And of course, I have had hosts that I originally visited just for a show, became friends with them, no longer or rarely see them naked, and would be willing to meet me. It all depends on the host and the member and their attitudes about sex. Just make sure that her "rule" is based on a real desire to meet you instead of wanting to have you keep coming into her video without her having to strip.
RE: Meeting host
girls strip here coz its a safe environment. to assume this carries over to real life meetings is absurd unless the girl is a ho (and most are not). have respect for these girls. they are human beings. i have met hosts that stripped here at cc but not in real life meetings. this is a fantasy site.
RE: Meeting host
She is special i just post to get get her angry )) She is the best and im special because she meets with me )))
RE: Meeting host
I really like meeting my favorite host and have a dinner with her.... Come in France and contact me ??
everyone has the right
to charge what they feel .or play up with prices,see what s best for them.So if you come and moan about how x or y had a rate too high,well she knows better what to choose,and if she keeps that rate means she s doing good as she charges.
and members have thier choice to pay the rate or not
if you don't like the rate,stop moaning,move on ,find some rate that is more suitable with you,or go and ask politely in the hosts text if she would be willing to drop her price by anything
no need for trashing people for petty reasons
hosts don't put a gun on your head and ask u enter or i ll shoot!!!
ok
that was my 2 cents
and members have thier choice to pay the rate or not
if you don't like the rate,stop moaning,move on ,find some rate that is more suitable with you,or go and ask politely in the hosts text if she would be willing to drop her price by anything
no need for trashing people for petty reasons
hosts don't put a gun on your head and ask u enter or i ll shoot!!!
ok
that was my 2 cents
RE: everyone has the right
Certainly everyone can do what they want here, but hosts who charge more sometimes pressure other hosts to raise their price. They do this for their own selfish purposes.
Some businesses would consider customer complaints as a warning. One day it will be the hosts moaning: "Where have all the members gone?"
Some businesses would consider customer complaints as a warning. One day it will be the hosts moaning: "Where have all the members gone?"
RE: everyone has the right
not selfish purpuse...just an advices...3 mounths ago 2 popular beautiful hosts which have 2-3$ min told me that i need2 raise my price too couse imm to good for my price...i made it and now i earn a twice more for less time.thx to this hosts..
RE: everyone has the right
i have slightly increased my price and business is going better
funny,isn t it?
funny,isn t it?
RE: everyone has the right
... but if you vary prices too often, for instance during the same day, don't wonder in case guests start bargaining, you give them a clear signal to do so...,
RE: everyone has the right
Changing prices for some members and not for others is a sure fire way to get a customer to complain. Unless a host can explain and say something like "I gave this guy a discount with a password because he helped me in the last contest" or something that seems reasonable and is not done too much, a host will cause herself problems.
RE: to members!
Please regularly update your profiles so that they are an accurate reflection of who you are (including age) and what type of show you provide. Further, please include recent, accurate pictures in your archives that truly reflect how you will look in video. Thank you!
RE: to members!
If you say you dont do it ill ask and try covince you to do it , sorry its how i am ))
RE: to members!
LOL. Me too. I think that is called the chase. We all want what we can't have. Although I will not get mad when the girl has made it clear that my "charm" is not working on her principles. lol.
RE: to members!
I'll consider it. But I'll make no promises as to an acceptance of your proposal.
RE: to members!
To Hosts! How about HONESTLY writing in your profile that you are NOT really single. Just be honest and straight up with guys for once. I love how hosts always say in their profiles that they are single and looking for fun and sweet guys and all sorts of things and then later on (after a poor sap has been led on and spent lots of money) she will finally admit "I said I was single which is technically true. But I never said I didn't have a BF on the side that I'm really seeing." That leaves ME in a bad mood. Thanks.
RE: to members!
or....u can ask them if they are married they say No but when they stroke their cocks the ring is on their fingers...:))) that's real funny
RE: to members!
Regardless of what the host's profiles do or do not say, why would anybody believe other than that they are likely to have a bf/husband. Completely unscientifically, I am sure 99.9% of members assume most hosts are attached, after all (just look at them)...why on earth wouldn't they be?
RE: to members!
Yeah Mori. I appreciated one host saying, 'before we go any further, I have a bf, this is just for fun and money, ok?' In her profile it says, looking for romance. lol
RE: to members!
But that goes right to the point about Hosts being honest in their profiles or in the very first chat. You're right, this is a pay site which means time is money. But that also means the longer a Host hides the truth, it only benefits one person -- her. Which means it's not about trust (as you said) but instead about making as much money as possible from a guy while he's still interested and before he can learn the real truth that you're purposefully keeping from him.
Besides, what does trust have to do with telling a guest you have a BF or husband? Trust is only important if you're a Host willing to meet your guests. In that case, sure, taking the time to know them and being able to completely trust them is important. I could see that. But telling a new guest in chat (right from the start) that you're only working for money and you already have a BF or husband (and you are NOT looking for romance AT ALL) simply establishes some ground rules right from the start, which is better for all concerned. It's an age-old saying, but it's still true: honesty is the best policy.
Besides, what does trust have to do with telling a guest you have a BF or husband? Trust is only important if you're a Host willing to meet your guests. In that case, sure, taking the time to know them and being able to completely trust them is important. I could see that. But telling a new guest in chat (right from the start) that you're only working for money and you already have a BF or husband (and you are NOT looking for romance AT ALL) simply establishes some ground rules right from the start, which is better for all concerned. It's an age-old saying, but it's still true: honesty is the best policy.
RE: to members!
well dear, honesty doesnt help earning money hear obviously - i dont feel comfortable lieing, and you know what happens? man come to my text asking things - i give honest answers - he says, u r "down to earth person" and leaves, never to come back; U WANT TO BE LIED!
RE: to members!
I have to sympathize with ImSandra on this one. Surely by now you must know there are all kinds of hosts here... Some are totally straightforward, and some are less honest than others. And, from the hosts' standpoint, all kinds of viewers, some of them nice, some of them total jerks.
I think you are expecting too much from this site... you're looking for a girlfriend? The vast majority of viewers here hold no such illusions, and the hosts here know that. The profile is advertising and seeks to draw you in. You just have to keep your eyes wide open and keep your own expectations from fogging reality.
I think you are expecting too much from this site... you're looking for a girlfriend? The vast majority of viewers here hold no such illusions, and the hosts here know that. The profile is advertising and seeks to draw you in. You just have to keep your eyes wide open and keep your own expectations from fogging reality.
RE: help me how to be mistress
BDSM etc. isn't my thing, but surely being a mistress is something one innately is, not something you can learn to become?
RE: help me how to be mistress
I was wondering why a woman would need instruction on how to be a mistress. Then I read the replies. I can only laugh at myself as I was fully prepared to respond with a monologue relating to the concept of a mistress being more about attitude than skills. I won't bore you with the rest of the speech as I now realize it is I who needs
the enlightenment. Good Luck , and try not to hurt yourself.Or maybe the other way around. ..Jeez, I just don't know..
the enlightenment. Good Luck , and try not to hurt yourself.Or maybe the other way around. ..Jeez, I just don't know..
RE: help me how to be mistress
Your advice is on point had I been referring to the description of what I now, after reading the replies to the original post, understand the term "mistress" to mean. I am sure it does require great skill. My post was a comment on my ignorance in originally thinking the writer was referring to a "mistress" in the context of a "secret lover" rather than a "Dominate". I am quite sure the role of a "Dominate" , unless the ability is innate, requires significant skill and expertise. On the other hand, as I wrote in the post, the role of a "mistress lover" would be less of a skilled endeavor and be more dependent on attitude. Sorry I wasn't clear in the original. Life is good. Love is all around
What type of host do you prefer...?
I've noticed over the few years that I have been visiting CC that the hosts seem to fall into one of two categories......either "high fashion.' model types or more "girl next door" types. Which type do you prefer to chat with ..or are there other types that you have noticed ( in Little and Not so Shy categories only)?
RE: What type of host do you prefer...?
Definitely the next door girl type just like my curent gf.
RE: What type of host do you prefer...?
I am not sure what you mean by the "high fashion" model type. Given the comparion you provide, I assume you mean the "hot babe" type versus the "girl next door" type. I am not sure why you only want to consider little shy and not so shy, but my answer isn't affected by category.
I have typically gone for the "hot babe" type when looking for a host to see in video because usually I have been interested in playing. If I do not find a "hot babe" (be it because I don't like who is available online or the price is too high in my view), I will then expand my search to include all hosts including the girl next door type and look for the hottest one at a good price. (I also factor in ratings and forum comments when making any choice.)
I have typically gone for the "hot babe" type when looking for a host to see in video because usually I have been interested in playing. If I do not find a "hot babe" (be it because I don't like who is available online or the price is too high in my view), I will then expand my search to include all hosts including the girl next door type and look for the hottest one at a good price. (I also factor in ratings and forum comments when making any choice.)
RE: What type of host do you prefer...?
Girl next door for sure. With a great firm yet supple body, great hair, beautiful eyes, pretty girl with good english and a fun personality...all for .70 cents a minute.
RE: What type of host do you prefer...?
the women which realy respect herself her time and her beauty.will never use price 0,70 dear.
RE: What type of host do you prefer...?
perfect girl will never use 0.70:))) great english great body great sense of humor and great everything will b cost to you 1.50-3.00:)))and more,,
RE: What type of host do you prefer...?
what aboiut me i think im too good for to put 0.70. for 1.70 too and for 7.00;))))).....what about u zoraide?why dont u put 0,70?;)
RE: What type of host do you prefer...?
I doubt I would pay $5 a minute but if I did, you are right, I would expect to see nudity.
ppls love each other !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So many lonly mans and so many lonly womans in this world. It is wrong.
It sounds so difficult to belive and open yourself to somebody.
Ppls love each other an not be scary to change your world and be happy !!!!!!!!!!!!!
good luck
It sounds so difficult to belive and open yourself to somebody.
Ppls love each other an not be scary to change your world and be happy !!!!!!!!!!!!!
good luck
the good lawyer
One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?"
"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass."
"Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you" the lawyer said.
"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree."
"Bring them along" the lawyer replied. Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You come with us also."
The second man, in a pitiful voice then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!"
"Bring them all, as well," the lawyer answered. They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine was. Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."
The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place. The grass is almost a foot high." :--)
"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass."
"Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you" the lawyer said.
"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree."
"Bring them along" the lawyer replied. Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You come with us also."
The second man, in a pitiful voice then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!"
"Bring them all, as well," the lawyer answered. They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine was. Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."
The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place. The grass is almost a foot high." :--)
ear wax
An 86 year old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk. The receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing doctor for today?"
"There's something wrong with my dick", he replied.
The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that."
"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.
The Receptionist replied, "Now you've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the doctor in private."
The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people questions in a room full of strangers if the answers could embarrass anyone. The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.
The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes??"
"There's something wrong with my ear", he stated.
The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. "And what is wrong with your ear sir??"
"I can't piss out of it," he replied. :--)
"There's something wrong with my dick", he replied.
The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that."
"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.
The Receptionist replied, "Now you've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the doctor in private."
The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people questions in a room full of strangers if the answers could embarrass anyone. The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.
The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes??"
"There's something wrong with my ear", he stated.
The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. "And what is wrong with your ear sir??"
"I can't piss out of it," he replied. :--)
possible or impossible
been here for a few years, gets you thinking, is it possible or still impossible, can things change or will they be the same, do you think to long or not think at all, just trying to get my priorities in order, what to you think
RE: possible or impossible
it's possible it's impossible,probable that it's possible that if you think too long about not thinking at all that the changing things will be the same because probably you're thinking too long about the possibilty of impossibilities changing the same things :--)
Most changedf host
I've looked at a few hosts profiles where they've been here for several years and during that time have changed in appearance hugely. Sometimes for the better, sometimes for the worst. I never made note of their profile names. Any else spotted hosts who have "morphed" over the years?
RE: wich are the most expensive hosts?
If a member spends all his money on a host to the point of being in debt, then she is the most expensive host.
The guy who visits a host who charges $5.00/min could be financially very well-off, and to him she is not expensive.
The guy who visits a host who charges $5.00/min could be financially very well-off, and to him she is not expensive.
RE: I hope Dinara Safina joins cc
I hope elena dementieva joins cc. She is really the greatest......
RE: I hope Dinara Safina joins cc
We have a Maria Sharapova look alike here named sexyrainbow.
RE: I hope Dinara Safina joins cc
For the final we have Dinara Safina or Sarina Williams
hmmm?
I am not sure who will win.
I guess it will be who ever has the BIGGEST balls.
And I think they both have bigger balls than Federer and Nadal.
hahaha
hmmm?
I am not sure who will win.
I guess it will be who ever has the BIGGEST balls.
And I think they both have bigger balls than Federer and Nadal.
hahaha
RE: FIT SEXY BODY OR BIG TITS ON VID?????
A sexy round bottom in (and out of) tight jeans :D
Although big tits that are also firm are a nice bonus.
Although big tits that are also firm are a nice bonus.
RE: FIT SEXY BODY OR BIG TITS ON VID?????
If the choice is between a hot fit body or a fat chick with big floppy spongy grandma tits, I choose the fit body.
RE: FIT SEXY BODY -- rippedcurvy
Not into chicks with big muscles.... especially when they can kick my ass. :p
RE: FIT SEXY BODY OR BIG TITS ON VID?????
I like girls with great abs , Legs , Ass., small to med breasts and a very cute face
another words.. a fit sexy girl !
another words.. a fit sexy girl !
Video Playback
What's the attraction of Video Playback? I see some girls are charging $1.50 or $2.25 per minute for recorded video. lol. I think recorded porn elsewhere on the internet is about 10 cents a minute. Even saw one from Glamor in there. LOL. Well if they are doing it guess somebody must be watching.
RE: Video Playback
I sometimes watch for about 2 - 3 minutes as it lets you see if the girl is as hot as her photos suggest, it gives you an idea of what she might do in video and probably gives an indication of the cam quality.
RE: Video Playback
hmmm. 3 good points. I like a man with a plan. Are you sure you are not my friend?
RE: Video Playback
hello INYF! i havent post here long time. so what idea do you have about me? lol (though i have no video) ;)
RE: Video Playback
I think you are a very sweet, pretty and smart young lady. Far too nice for a dirty old pervert like me :P
But it is very nice to see you back on the forums.
But it is very nice to see you back on the forums.
RE: Video Playback
I never understood why more girls don't post a video. Isn't it a n easy way to keep earning a few dollars while you're off-line?
RE: Video Playback
I'd be more tempted if the price were lower for playback, which some hosts do. Presumably (?) there's less work involved (if you can call it work lol... just kidding folks).
Otherwise INYF's friendly suggestions are right on the money.
Otherwise INYF's friendly suggestions are right on the money.
RE: Video Playback
Oh... for me, a slight discount is fine. It wouldn't make sense to choose 121 for a video, so my price is already going to be less than premium.
If the vid is Really Hot, I might watch it over and over :)))))
If the vid is Really Hot, I might watch it over and over :)))))
Very Good Point
I also have some videos and never really did the playback category because of the same reasons. I suggest Camcontacts makes some space for videos we can upload to the site and viewers can see them while we are offline.
RE: Video Playback
I dunno... I don't have a "hard and fast" rule, so to speak... I am a little slow to burn, meaning I'll spend more time in vid I guess lol ...and besides, I visit very few hosts regularly.
If your rate is lower, I'll visit more often; if more expensive, not so much... I probably won't go over $3.00, ever. But in the end it depends on the host: it is more important to me to have a lingering personal connection with a host than to have a bunch of inexpensive encounters.
I don't know if that's helpful. Just my two cents...
If your rate is lower, I'll visit more often; if more expensive, not so much... I probably won't go over $3.00, ever. But in the end it depends on the host: it is more important to me to have a lingering personal connection with a host than to have a bunch of inexpensive encounters.
I don't know if that's helpful. Just my two cents...
RE: Video Playback
maybe as a host you cannot see prices, so i'll tell you, 5 of the top 6 rated hosts had prices $1.00 or lower