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A lil revenge...
For decades, two heroic statues, one male and one female, faced each other in a city park, until one day an angel came down from heaven.
"You've been such exemplary statues," he announced to them, "That I'm going to give you a special gift. I'm going to bring you both to life for thirty minutes, in which you can do anything you want." And with a clap of his hands, the angel brought the statues to life.
The two approached each other a bit shyly, but soon dashed for the bushes, from which shortly emerged a good deal of giggling, laughter, and shaking of branches. Fifteen minutes later, the two statues emerged from the bushes, wide grins on their faces.
"You still have fifteen more minutes," said the angel, winking at them.
Grinning even more widely the female statue turned to the male statue and said, "Great! Only this time you hold the pigeon down and I'll crap on it's head."
"You've been such exemplary statues," he announced to them, "That I'm going to give you a special gift. I'm going to bring you both to life for thirty minutes, in which you can do anything you want." And with a clap of his hands, the angel brought the statues to life.
The two approached each other a bit shyly, but soon dashed for the bushes, from which shortly emerged a good deal of giggling, laughter, and shaking of branches. Fifteen minutes later, the two statues emerged from the bushes, wide grins on their faces.
"You still have fifteen more minutes," said the angel, winking at them.
Grinning even more widely the female statue turned to the male statue and said, "Great! Only this time you hold the pigeon down and I'll crap on it's head."
does anyone know
could any one tell me where blondygirly is please.
she was allways on line everyday but has not been on since the 14th of december.
thank you
she was allways on line everyday but has not been on since the 14th of december.
thank you
joke
On their first night to be together, the newlywed couple go to get changed. The new bride comes out of the bathroom, all showered and wearing her beautiful robe. The proud husband says, "My dear, we are married now, you can open your robe."
The beautiful young woman opens her robe, and he is astonished. "Oh, oh, aaaahhh," he exclaims, "My word, you are so beautiful, let me take your picture.
Puzzled, she asks, "My picture?"
He answers, "Yes my dear, so I can carry your beauty next to my heart forever."
She smiles and he takes her picture, and then he heads into the bathroom to shower.
He comes out wearing his robe and the new wife asks, "Why do you wear a robe? We are married now."
At that the man opens his robe and she exclaims, "Oh, oh, oh my, let me get a picture."
He beams and asks, "Why?"
She answers, "So I can get it enlarged."
The beautiful young woman opens her robe, and he is astonished. "Oh, oh, aaaahhh," he exclaims, "My word, you are so beautiful, let me take your picture.
Puzzled, she asks, "My picture?"
He answers, "Yes my dear, so I can carry your beauty next to my heart forever."
She smiles and he takes her picture, and then he heads into the bathroom to shower.
He comes out wearing his robe and the new wife asks, "Why do you wear a robe? We are married now."
At that the man opens his robe and she exclaims, "Oh, oh, oh my, let me get a picture."
He beams and asks, "Why?"
She answers, "So I can get it enlarged."
The Rose Bowl 2006
The eyes of Texas are upon you,
All the live-long day.
The eyes of Texas are upon you,
You cannot get away.
Do not think you can escape them,
At night or early in the morn.
The eyes of Texas are upon you,
Till Gabriel blows his horn.
University of Texas 41......................University of Southern California 38
Congratulations to the New National Champions!
All the live-long day.
The eyes of Texas are upon you,
You cannot get away.
Do not think you can escape them,
At night or early in the morn.
The eyes of Texas are upon you,
Till Gabriel blows his horn.
University of Texas 41......................University of Southern California 38
Congratulations to the New National Champions!
RE: The Rose Bowl 2006
Which (sadly) brings to mind another song from Texas ...
In the Eyes of the Ranger,
The unsuspecting stranger,
Had better know the truth of wrong from right.
'Cause the eyes of the Ranger are upon you
Any wrong you do he's gonna see.
When you're in Texas, look behind you
'Cause thats where the Ranger's gonna be.
Congrats though ... I'm sure it was a spectacle of a game.
In the Eyes of the Ranger,
The unsuspecting stranger,
Had better know the truth of wrong from right.
'Cause the eyes of the Ranger are upon you
Any wrong you do he's gonna see.
When you're in Texas, look behind you
'Cause thats where the Ranger's gonna be.
Congrats though ... I'm sure it was a spectacle of a game.
RE: The Rose Bowl 2006
never heard of it AlphaBeta! LOL. But u always tend to deviate from the original post anyway :o! what else is new?
RE: The Rose Bowl 2006
Oh ok, well I'm from Texas but have never watched Chuck Norris's TV show. I'm assuming it's the one where he plays like he's a Texas Ranger....lol..... I was never a big fan of his in the first place, having seen his "Missing in Action" films, which are at best (in my opinion) quite comical! LOL! Always thought Chuck would make an excellent comedian! ;))
On the twelfth day of Christmas
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love sent to me... Twelve drummers drumming,
Eleven pipers piping,
Ten lords a-leaping,
Nine ladies dancing,
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree!
Eleven pipers piping,
Ten lords a-leaping,
Nine ladies dancing,
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree!
as from monday i will here every weekday :)
Just thought i'd let u guys know that as from monday i will be online right thru the week :) xx hope i see some of u
RE: Do you use Cam sense? Could you give me a hand?
u can upload ur webpage on myfabsite.com.. if u are a cathost u have to login and u will see myfabsite.com under marketing section (on the left in the blue column). and about camsense - u must have account at camsense and simply to use banners or links from camsense in ur webpage :-)
RE: Marinky
She said she will be out for the holidays......I'm sure our little professor will be back taking our money ;)
RE: Marinky
She got married and has now left CC.
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Just joking, probably on holidays still :)
Mining Accident
This reminds me of the following joke:
There was a ship with a captain who was very direct. One day they received word of the death of the mother of one of the sailors so the captain had him called to the bridge.
Johnson he said.....your mother is dead. The sailor broke down and ran off the bridge. The XO said to the captain ....sir I think you need to show more sensitivity.
One week later another radiogram announced a second mother's demise.
The captain had all the sailors lined up on deck and the gave the following command " All hands with their mothers still alive please take one step forward...........not so fast Samson..........
There was a ship with a captain who was very direct. One day they received word of the death of the mother of one of the sailors so the captain had him called to the bridge.
Johnson he said.....your mother is dead. The sailor broke down and ran off the bridge. The XO said to the captain ....sir I think you need to show more sensitivity.
One week later another radiogram announced a second mother's demise.
The captain had all the sailors lined up on deck and the gave the following command " All hands with their mothers still alive please take one step forward...........not so fast Samson..........
funny stuff
Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators during
the Athens Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:
1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."
2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."
3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."
4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."
5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."
6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."
7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."
8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."
9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?"
the Athens Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:
1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."
2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."
3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."
4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."
5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."
6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."
7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."
8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."
9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?"
RE: funny stuff
funny, but they didn't (at least not all) from the olympics. the history repeats one is from terry venable, and not olympic related. many were not goofs either. many were jokes made from double entendre. very funny though.
RE: funny stuff
Several are from Kermit Schaffer's Bloopers collection, the tennis one though I believe was about golf and followed by a comment on how that must really make his putter stand up. It was also one of the jokes Soupy Sales got in trouble with the censors on his 1960's TV show. "I took my new girlfriend to the base ball game, we're so passionate. All during the game I'd kiss her on the strikes and she'd kiss me on the balls."
RE: funny stuff
yeah...the tennis one makes no sense at all. the players don't use their own balls. it makes more sense to be about golf.
On the eleventh day of Christmas
On the 11th day of Christmas my true love gave to me...eleven pipers piping.
Anyone know where.........??
Does anyone know what has happened to Dolores21. She hasn't been here for a long time.
RE: Anyone know where.........??
Someone wrote in the viewer forum that she said she might be leaving.
RE: Anyone know where.........??
she's sitting on my face at this very moment ... makes it hard to type but I am persevering ...
RE: Anyone know where.........??
hate those "where is..." questions....dude, wake up, if u don't know where she is, she didn't care letting u know, so let go
RE: Anyone know where.........??
I rather agree. But I also know that some of us do form friendships here that last beyond the girls chathost career. And sometimes they really don't believe that some guys truly have found affection for them.
There are maybe a half dozen or so girls that I truly miss and wish answered my ocassional e-mail.
There are maybe a half dozen or so girls that I truly miss and wish answered my ocassional e-mail.
RE: Anyone know where.........??
the emails stop when the payment stops, unless its "My mum wont let me go onlone anymore, could you help me out?" yours cynically....Many hosts would rather forget about their time here once they've left:)
RE: Anyone know where.........??
She is going for the Guiness Book of World Records. She is trying to stand on her head for the longest time ever!
Quantas Feedback
After every flight, Qantas pilots fill out a form, called a "gripe sheet," which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight. Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humor. Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by Qantas' pilots (marked with a P) and the solutions recorded (marked with an S) by maintenance engineers.
P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
S: Almost replaced left inside main tire.
P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.
P: Something loose in cockpit.
S: Something tightened in cockpit.
P: Dead bugs on windshield.
S: Live bugs on back-order.
P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent.
S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.
P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
S: Evidence removed.
P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
S: DME volume set to more believable level.
P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
S: That's what they're for.
P: IFF inoperative.
S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.
P: Suspected crack in windshield.
S: Suspect you're right.
P: Number 3 engine missing.
S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.
P: Aircraft handles funny.
S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.
P: Target radar hums.
S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.
P: Mouse in cockpit.
S: Cat installed.
P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer.
S: Took hammer away from midget
P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
S: Almost replaced left inside main tire.
P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.
P: Something loose in cockpit.
S: Something tightened in cockpit.
P: Dead bugs on windshield.
S: Live bugs on back-order.
P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent.
S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.
P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
S: Evidence removed.
P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
S: DME volume set to more believable level.
P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
S: That's what they're for.
P: IFF inoperative.
S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.
P: Suspected crack in windshield.
S: Suspect you're right.
P: Number 3 engine missing.
S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.
P: Aircraft handles funny.
S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.
P: Target radar hums.
S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.
P: Mouse in cockpit.
S: Cat installed.
P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer.
S: Took hammer away from midget
escort
Cool.
I was clicking on some of those naughty links that we all see from time to time and I found an escort page that showed a girl in a city I will visit this summer. I see that for the price of a videochat I will get a "full service" girl, while on holiday. Very cool. I'm going to turn her on to hosting here in the Escort category to make her business better.
I was clicking on some of those naughty links that we all see from time to time and I found an escort page that showed a girl in a city I will visit this summer. I see that for the price of a videochat I will get a "full service" girl, while on holiday. Very cool. I'm going to turn her on to hosting here in the Escort category to make her business better.
On the tenth day of Christmas
On the 10th day of Christmas my true love gave to me... ten lords a-leaping.
The Pefect Welcome photo
not sure if everyone feels the same..but seeing Black Natali viewers photo on the list page is very sexy ... havent seen her myself yet...night still young ;)
RE: For all my friends
or mention your large b***** in anything but a purley technical fashion hehehe
RE: For all my friends
happy new year to you too. we dont really know each other, but i was hoping i could ask you a few things. i tried to send a mail to your cc mail, but i cant. and frankly i dont want to give out mine here in forum. any suggestions?
RE: For all my friends
tough i wished u before in my way :).....a happy new year to u too my sweet, knowing al the good it will bring to u :*
or try:
http://www.cheeretc.com/2003customuniforms/Pg14.jpg
or
http://www.cheeretc.com/2003customuniforms/Pg08.jpg
or
http://www.cheeretc.com/2003customuniforms/Pg08.jpg
RE: cheerleader
:-)
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/multimedia/photo_gallery/2005/12/20/gallery.nflcheer/content.1.html
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/multimedia/photo_gallery/2005/12/20/gallery.nflcheer/content.1.html
RE: cheerleader
http://www.mscd.edu/~themet/TheMetropolitan/03_04/Vol25_issue32/graphics/sports/MetroCheerl9_CS.jpg
:P
:P
RE: cheerleader
lol, are you serious!? ... you mean to tell me you actually went looking for a chathost with that name!?! Well done ... I think you have single-handed lowered the average member IQ with that post.
RE: cheerleader
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/multimedia/photo_gallery/2005/10/25/gallery.nflcheerleaders/content.1.html
Messaging a friend...
Hey all
One of my friends from here has given me her number and I figured I should message her to say hi and wish her a great new year :) I think she has gone on holiday or something like that, otherwise I would have told her myself in chat :)
Anyways, was wondering if anyone knew how to send a message to a phone in Russia? :P I know about the prefix +7 but it didn't work as I've tried to message her. Is it just adding the +7 before the persons number to message/call a person in Russia? In the UK it's +44 but you knock off the 0 at the beginning of the number... all UK mobile numbers start with 07********.
Thanks for any help you can give :) I don't want her to think I've forgotten her since the New Year :( lol
Btw, I wish you all a great new year :D hope all is going well for you and that it is better than last year :)
One of my friends from here has given me her number and I figured I should message her to say hi and wish her a great new year :) I think she has gone on holiday or something like that, otherwise I would have told her myself in chat :)
Anyways, was wondering if anyone knew how to send a message to a phone in Russia? :P I know about the prefix +7 but it didn't work as I've tried to message her. Is it just adding the +7 before the persons number to message/call a person in Russia? In the UK it's +44 but you knock off the 0 at the beginning of the number... all UK mobile numbers start with 07********.
Thanks for any help you can give :) I don't want her to think I've forgotten her since the New Year :( lol
Btw, I wish you all a great new year :D hope all is going well for you and that it is better than last year :)
RE: Messaging a friend...
Russia has several prefixes for the different areas. BT should list these on their website.
Perm is: +79
Perm is: +79
RE: Messaging a friend...
yes try 0079 (perm) if she comes from there of course hope it dosent end in 819 cause i know where she has gone
RE: Messaging a friend...
do you know what service her phone uses? if its beeline, then you can send a text message from thier website.
RE: Messaging a friend...
I have absolutely no idea :D lol
is it +79 or +0079??? Also do you knock off any beginning numbers of their number like we do in the UK if calling from abroad?
Uk kid.... eh? lol
is it +79 or +0079??? Also do you knock off any beginning numbers of their number like we do in the UK if calling from abroad?
Uk kid.... eh? lol
RE: Messaging a friend...
Russia is a very confusing place to call. You couid add numbers or drop them off or even CHANGE them.
RE: Messaging a friend...
Government wages must not be what they used to be if James Bond has been forced to pull a second job handling phone calls and sms to Russia.
RE: Messaging a friend...
+7 is for Russia, then numbers would be in the format: 9xx-xxx-xxxx.
(9 and then nine more digits)
So for instance, you sms to +79123456789. Hope this helps :)
(9 and then nine more digits)
So for instance, you sms to +79123456789. Hope this helps :)
RE: Messaging a friend...
hey, thanks for your help...
her number has an extra digit in it it would seem.... do ALL mobile numbers in Russia begin with 9?
her number has an extra digit in it it would seem.... do ALL mobile numbers in Russia begin with 9?
RE: Messaging a friend...
Hmmm... I've just gotten rid of the extra starting digit... and it seems to have gone though :) .... bad thing is... that it's still very early in the morning over in Russia and I think I might have woke her up.... eep *_*
RE: Messaging a friend...
Be careful though RT, I phoned a russian telephone number chopping and changing digits and ended up calling the wrong woman!
RE: Messaging a friend...
hehe, well maybe I am flirting with another beautiful lady? ;) that... or a man pretending to be a woman? :O *_* >.<
Anyways :) it got through to the right person :) I think she just mis keyed a digit. Thanks all
Anyways :) it got through to the right person :) I think she just mis keyed a digit. Thanks all
RE: Christian
the question is......does the diety really support you or is it just a little fantasy youve been sold?
RE: Christian
The Deity works in mutal support of both the follower's of the Church, and the Church itself. If you are a true believer, then you will understand this! If you are not however, then of course both doubts and questions will remain.......I can tell just by you're own response that you are raising doubts, and thats ok too! It all boils down to "Faith." You either have it, or you don't! But to raise doubts means that Satin can still have an influence over you! May God watch over You my Son!
RE: Christian
I have it on high order that the one and only deity that matters, Mr. JR Bob "keep your stuff comfy" Dobbs, approves of satin most mightily. Cut a pair of boxers out of the stuff, your testicles will be most blessed.
RE: Christian
further to that:
satin is also something you did to a chair
and since we are into exchaing vowels:
sitin is the present tense of the above
sitan has absolutely no meaning whatsoever
satin is also something you did to a chair
and since we are into exchaing vowels:
sitin is the present tense of the above
sitan has absolutely no meaning whatsoever
RE: Christian
wow zealous you're really deviating from the original subject post with the Dobbs comment, but I suppose thats to be expected. I don't see what Dobbs has to do with much of anything, since he is, or was, an outright fraud! What will you throw us off track with next?