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Cartwheeling for Cash:-))

One day a little girl came running into her house yelling, "Mommy, I got five dollars!"
The mother was curious, so she asked her child where she got the five dollars from.

The little girl replied, ''Tommy down the street gave me five dollars for doing cartwheel while he sat in the tree.

The mother told her daughter, "Don't you know that Tommy is just trying to see your panties."

''OOOOhhhh'' said the little girl.

The next day the little girl came running into the house yelling, "Mommy, I got ten dollars. The mother asked, "Where did you get the ten dollars from?"

The little girl replied, "Tommy down the street gave me ten dollars for doing a cartwheel while he sat up in the tree and laughed."

The mother replied, "Didn't I tell you that he is...''

Before the mother could finish, the little girl said, ''Wait Mommy. I tricked him, I didn't wear any panties today.''
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Can you ??

Can you get better than a Kwik Fit fitter ?????
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But has anyone really got to work on an egg?

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I'm not a bitch

I just have a good sence of humor in many things, and all others it seems, have a good sence of humor only when its about speading legs and other stuff hehe

Kisses and take care
Anna
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I am sure some anon will jump on me for saying this, but no matter. Not my problem that some can't handle the truth. :P

I find it interesting that when a guy like WTF has self-confidence and says outrageous things, it's all cool, but if a woman like Anna does the same, she's a bitch.

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Russ, thank you dear, but it seems here ppl prefer to be negative...
I've got another joke at that matter :P
The ideal girl here would be...... Pretty enough, great shaped body, and not only body, good english, but says things only when she was asked, with free phone, fast in doing things, does everything for fun, not for money, always has time for everyone and so on and so on :P
Kinda slavery :P
But each woman has her own personality and about me, if you are nice to me, I will always be nice too, and ppl who get a chance to know me a bit better, they know it :)
It just common thing that guys think if woman looks beautiful she is a bitch, but its not always true, guys, dont be scared and just talk, I appreciate every opinion and have sence of humor to accept alot of things and have fun....
All I can say is this... If you think ppl around you are bad, it means that you get only what you deserve, meaning that you are not good with them yourself, just a payback, and if you want only good ppl around, just try to be good yourself and everything will be perfect. Smile :)

Kisses
Anna

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O YES U ARE

I have seen maybe 40 hosts iver the past two years and never met one as sour and money-grubbin as u. You can claim innocence all u want, but u will do ANYTHING if the cash is right...

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Anony Mouse, you don't know me at all, and never tried to get to know me it seems... Maybe, you are kind of scared of me, to even come and talk to me :)

Kisses
Anna

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seen u in vid twice, and twice is enough. first words out of your mouth are "Come to one2one..."

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Anony, and this means that I'm a bitch?? haha
I'm waiting for more arguments, or you have nothing more to say?
You are also always welcome in my chat if you wanna talk about this or get to know me better. AND I didnt say video, I said "chat" so as you see I never ignore ppl in my chat, so if you catch me free, I will be happy to talk to you :)

Kisses
Anna

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I like your style Abovex, but maybe your humour did not quite translate right.. and anyone who seems to think of themselves as so popular is asking for trouble ,, I think you will find this of anyone ..
I saw your old shows and i have seen you since, pre record.. (prefered the darker hair by the way ) would have chatted to you again maybe but your so often in 1 2 1 and so often over your normal price, over $4 i seem to remember, so business must be good , whatever your doing is working ... for some ... just not for me .. Im attracted to more modesty, and class...name calling seems childish ,, and i am sure all the other girls will be thanking you for letting them have a chance this time ...thank you , thank you...

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The lady doth protest too much, methinks.

Queen Gertrude, Hamlet, Act 3

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funny how she only posts when there is a new e-mag coming out

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No Anna, not all others, but maybe a handful of others cannot appreciate the Lady that you truly are. Here you are once again, standing your ground and proving your mettle. While these guys fire their rubber bullets at you, you know as your fans do, that they always bounce right off of you, leaving you unscathed. You never get bothered when you get insulted, and that shows your true self worth as a Classy Lady, as you always keep your cool! Not to worry about the few bad apples that there will always be out there Anna........Your loyal fans will always support You! (K)!

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Thank you for support, guys and girls :D
xmisskissx you are right dear ;)

Big kiss to all my fans :* Keep smiling!
Anna

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misskiss........nice post but you forgot something here:
first, most of girls are working in studios and their price is set by the boss...
second, talking about respect.....you should respect the guys who spend some money with you, no matter how much, $1 or $100
they are working hard for their money too, as you do too, as i do too
and i think becose of they you are still here, making some money, right?
i hope you dont feel offended, was not my intention, if i did, im sorry

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Hi , look i miss much this week , lol . I know of u anna as we have some same "customr " ;) and it seems u do such good times and make guys feel very special with u. So a good host girl , and long time have experiance like me. i am stil learn from you seems so.. I hear and no is read what you are like , so I am learn more, maybe i will be good and so shy if i try , try. ..

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When cc become the same, like other sites with prices, after that lot of member will leave this site...and finally YOU will not earn any money...xmissrespectx...
Other way...when any host's price here is under 1$ and any of members spend hours with this host...would you like to say, that this member isn't respect the host? Prices and respects are two different things...xmissconfidentx...
Sorry...i was very angry, when i posted this...

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Hey, Amanda, first of all noone asked your opinion here, but it seems you love me so much so everything about me attracts you and you cant keep your hands from writing something haha
Second, you are famous with creating things in just your mind, topic wasn't about this at all who is classy and who is not, looks like you are just bored there and dont know what to talk about and talk about things what hard to understand even for such smart girl as you.
Just to inform you, my biz is going just great, I'm sure you are so happy for me :)
And about my sence of humor its not for you to judge, or you can judge me but please, only in your imagination, without writing here, cuz noone is interested. And even better, try to care more about your own life ;)

Take care,
Anna

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I don't ask you to come to my chat because we both know that I know you pretty well, also as your creative imagination, where things appear from the air as fast as time flies, it doesnt mean every time its true, it's only things what you created yourself. And about your attraction to me... You always notice every my single post and can't keep yourself from reply. Try to spen your time at better things :)

Kisses and take care,
Anna

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U seem fun Amanda , how do i get to see u hunn ??

pls let us know ..
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Amanda seems also has a split personallity since she writes replies from "other's guy" to herself hahah very funny Amanda

Kisses
Anna

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MANDYYYYYYY

I love you baby

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MANDYYYYYYY

I can't forget you.

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MANDYYYYYYY

my sweetie....

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HAHA Thanks Vendetta!
I liked the one about cable tv after midnight :PPPP

Kisses
Anna

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What's so bad about beeing bitchy at times? Isn't that what makes us guys love them? Who would like to spend his life with a woman who will do everything he ask her? I sure wouldn't.

You continue to speak your mind Anna, but when you do you must accept that others will be offended and call you a bitch.

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HAHAHAHA Thank you, bitch lover :))))

Kisses
Anna

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Anna my dear you are doing a great job on attracting attention!
Who is your publicist?
A cunning, ruthless business woman too!!!

MY KINDA GAL!!!

I find you sweet intelligent and beautiful!

But definitely not a bitch!



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puleeeease...sometimes its embarrassing to see how a pair of cans will lead some guys around by the little head! AXB is nice looking...but really try talking to her and u will find she is a prettily wrapped, empty package...

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WHO GIVES A FUCK ??? NO ONE ... GIVE IT A REST

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AboveX. Someone how I got dragged into your post and I was disparaged....but.....I find you amazingly attractive with intelligent eyes and a confident demeanor. I don't recall if we chatted in the past or not. Your name is certainly familiar. I agree that confident, assured, and assertive women can be construed by shortsighted people as being bitches. I would stay the way you are. And for people invoking my name to gain points...get a life.

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Yes, and she is confident, modest, calculating and finally her behave is hideous.

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Kisssssss Gorty:PPPP

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Beautiful Anna
You may not be a bitch but you are definitely a concited self centered twit!

But I love you any way!

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Ana is a lovely host. I never had and I am sure I will never have a problem with her. She is a beautiful woman not all of you will ever appreciate. Just relax and take it easy. All I know she is my friend and no matter what other says she is for me the best in this whole site. Nuff Said!

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"I'm Not A Bitch" what kind of crap is this? I really miss the old days of this site, those days we had REAL bitches not some bitch wannabe spamming the forum with her oversized ego.

Also to the ones here not understanding what this so called "lady" is playing at, with every single reply to her outragous posts you give her at least 50 more visitors in her chatroom. Some of them will also enter her videoroom, in other words "YOU ARE FEEDING HER"

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Doggy Tales

A young boy goes off to college, but about 1/3 way through the course he has foolishly spent the money his parents gave him.Then
he gets an idea.He calls his daddy. "Dad," he says, "you won't believe the wonders that modern education are coming up with! Why, they actually have a program here that will teach Ole Blue how to talk!" "That's absolutely amazing!" his father says. "How do I get him in that program?" "Just send him down here with $1000," the boy says, "I'll get Blue into the course."
So, his father sends the dog and the $1000. About 2/3 way through the course the money runs out. The boy calls his father again.
"So how's Ole Blue doing, son?" his father asks.
"Awesome, dad, he's talking up a storm," he says, "but you just won't
believe this! They had such good results with this program, that
they made a new one to teach the animals how to READ!"
"READ," says his father, "No kidding! What do I have to do to get him inthat program?" "Just send $1,500, I'll get him in the class." His father sends the money.The boy has a problem. At the end of the year, his father will find out that the dog can neither talk nor read.
So he shoots the dog.
When he gets home, his father is all excited. "Where's Ole Blue? I just can't wait to see him talk and read me something!"
Dad,the boy says, "I have some grim news. This morning, when I got out of the shower, Ole Blue was in the living room kicking back in the
recliner, reading the morning paper, like he usually does. Then he turned to me and asked, 'So, is your daddy still messin' around with that little redhead who lives down on Oak Street?'
The father says, "I hope you SHOT that damned dog before he talks to your Mother!"
"I sure did, Dad!"
"That's my boy."
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This can happen, when dog knows too much:PPPP

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pro or con?

Are you pro colander or anti colander?

Personally I think colanders are the work of the devil!

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colander?
is that the thingy like a food processor?
if so i dont like it either i think you should chop your own foods or get some slaves to do it :)
if you meen calander.. i hate those also, i work everyday so i dont care what day month or year it is !

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Wait...isn't a colander the thing with holes in it that you use to drain the water from the vegtables

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Yup, that's what is is Blonde. It's one of those kitchen gadgets that is useful, but not completely necessary.

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I think the real question is do you rinse the pasta with water? Hot water or cold? I am a cold water rinser to remove the excess starch unless it is a fettucini then I only rinse very lightly with hot water. Do you like your pasta sticky or slippery? I know posing this question to this group will invoke a chorus of slippery. Can we discuss grated cheese next?

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When I'm alone in my room sometimes I stare at the wall
and in the back of my mind I hear my conscience call
Telling me I need a girl who's as sweet as a dove
for the first time in my life, I see I need love
There I was giggling about the games
that I had played with many hearts, and I'm not saying no names
Then the thought occured, tear drops made my eyes burn
as I said to myself look what you've done to her
I can feel it inside, I can't explain how it feels
all I know is that I'll never dish another raw deal
Playing make believe pretending that I'm true
holding in my laugh as I say that I love you
Saying amor kissing you on the ear
whispering I love you and I'll always be here
Although I often reminsce I can't believe that I found
a desire for true love floating around
Inside my soul because my soul is cold
one half of me deserves to be this way till I'm old
But the other half needs affection and joy
and the warmth that is created by a girl and a boy
I need love
I need love

Romance sheer delight how sweet
I gotta find me a girl to make my life complete
You can scratch my back, we'll get cozy and huddle
I'll lay down my jacket so you can walk over a puddle
I'll give you a rose, pull out your chair before we eat
kiss you on the cheek and say ooh girl you're so sweet
It's deja vu whenever I'm with you
I could go on forever telling you what I do
But where you at you're neither here or there
I swear I can't find you anywhere
Damn sure you ain't in my closet, or under my rug
this love search is really making me bug
And if you know who you are why don't you make yourself seen
take the chance with my love and you'll find out what I mean
Fantasy's can run but they can't hide
and when I find you I'm gon' pour all my love inside
I need love
I need love

I wanna kiss you hold you never scold you just love you
suck on you neck, caress you and rub you
Grind moan and never be alone
if you're not standing next to me you're on the phone
Can't you hear it in my voice, I need love bad
I've got money but love's something I've never had
I need your ruby red lips sweet face and all
I love you more than a man who's 10 feet tall
I'd watch the sunrise in your eyes
we're so in love when we hug we become paralyzed
Our bodies explode in ecstasy unreal
you're as soft as a pillow and I'm as hard as steel
It's like a dream land, I can't lie I never been there
maybe this is an experience that me and you can share
Clean and unsoiled yet sweaty and wet
I swear to you this is something that I'll never forget
I need love
I need love

See what I mean I've changed I'm no longer
a play boy on the run I need something that's stronger
Friendship, trust honor respect admiration
this whole experience has been such a revelation
It's taught me love and how to be a real man
to always be considerate and do all I can
Protect you you're my lady and you mean so much
my body tingles all over from the slightest touch
Of your hand and understand I'll be frozen in time
till we meet face to face and you tell me you're mine
If I find you girl I swear I'll be a good man
I'm not gonna leave it in destiny's hands
I can't sit and wait for my princess to arrive
I gotta struggle and fight to keep my dream alive
I'll search the whole world for that special girl
when I finally find you watch our love unfurl
I need love
I need love

Girl, listen to me
When I be sittin in my room all alone, staring at the wall
fantasies, they go through my mind
And I've come to realize that I need true love
and if you wanna give it to me girl make yourself seen
I'll be waiting
I love you

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Is this the song by rap star L.L. Cool J.?

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yup, LL himself :)

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Best post for the beginning of 2006!:))

And the award goes to...WTF! Of course, who else! hehe Thank you WTF for making me laugh with ur mean and inconsiderate but mind blowing funny words! Here it is:
"Look guys...pay attention. The purpose of CC is to get you from point A (horny) to point B (satisfied). Think of the girls as cars. Most are good, solid dependable transportation. Some cost more than others but that is life. Now some cars are absoulute crap...old, poor design, just crap ...you never get to Point B. Some are luxurious....really fast, beautiful and the ride is better than getting to the destination. Most as I say are in between...your mini-vans, your coupes, your convertibles. Something for every taste. Not too fancy but then ..not a piece of shit either. This girl....falls right in the middle. If that is your ride man.....god bless you. But don't bitch me out because I say I wouldn't be caught dead in your SUV and please...don't say it is a LEXUS when it is some old and busted Chevy. Ok...class dismissed."
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i didnt see wtf post that.
however, i must agree 100%

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are you a chick?

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Well Said Ekaterina! --------> (emoticon waving at you)!

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You'd think I would want a Lexus, but I prefer Lada and Dacia. :P

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Parking is free there with my Trabant too?:PP

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Joy what is your screen name? I am always up for a test drive.

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its joyspirit

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Hey now dont give my screenname to WTF...i might be compared with a big chubby LADA:))

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Sorry guy but the bad news it's the Subaru Legacy GT kicks the ass of Lexus , BMW, Audi and Mazda, took in usa the Gold Award for the best safe car :D and has 4WD and 250HP.....so plsss Lexus it's damn expensive and too slow.....so u american guys, u just know to buy the brand of the car and not the car ;)....like hey i have a BMW or Mercedes, this remembers me about fat ugly gypsy guys lol :p

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Traban was a great "car". Was fabricated in East Germany (DDR).
Had an extra light chassis...so maybe could fly , like a shuttle...LOL

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Where all the asian girls today ?? SLEEPING ???????? WAKE UP WILL YA !!!!!! Feck ............
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or come in your room muhahhahahaahaa

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uh oh

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LOL thats not what u said last night muhahahahaahaa

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Will you two take your pillow talk somewhere else...your wasting space here...

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I cant stand pillows.Never use any pillow for sleeping.:d

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I need to have 3 of them to sleep...I guess I have a heavy head that needs support

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Use me pls for sleeping Gorty:PPPP
Kissssssss

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Here is only 4 pm...so a bit early going to sleep..., but we could do something interesting together...until my bedtime:PPPP

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I still have some works to do, but later i'll catch you either in commchat or in some another good places:PPPP
Take a care,
Kissssss

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A test to know if you're a Psychopath!

This is supposedly a genuine psychological test. It is a story about a girl. While at the funeral of her own mother, she met this guy whom she did not know. She thought this guy was amazing, so much her dream guy she believed him to be, that she fell in love with him there and then. A few days later the girl killed her own sister.

Question: What is her motive in killing her sister?
I will wait until you have thought what your own answer is to this question!!!!!

Please post your answers! hehehe.... will give you the analysis soon... ;)
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She was hoping that the guy would appear at the funeral again.

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her dream guy is in love with her sister?

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This is simple logic, if I was her I would have killed my sister hoping that the stranger would attend the funeral of my sister, and I would have a chance of meeting him again.

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No need tests... I am a psychopath!

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she killed her sister because she missed the guy (and wants to see him again) and a funeral ought to bring that guy out of his hole...

or she killed her sister because a couple of days after her mother's funeral, her sister killed the guy she loved after making love to the guy for 36 straight hours, with her tied to a chair and looking on...

or she killed her sister because it was TUESDAY

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It was a tragic accident?

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No you said motive which means deliberate killing.

In the hope that her dream guy will turn up at the sisters funeral?

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Hell if I know what her motive would be... All I think I know is that if I claimed to know, then that would probably make me at least a skosh more psychopathic than I think I am already:P

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umm, i read this somewhere and i know the answer. heheh. this is very clever.
i'll bump the thread to see other peoples replies

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She found out he was having an affair with her mother and wih her father.
She was trying to kill him but missed and killed her sister
And they lived happily ever after.

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Maybe the sister was better looking than her, so she killed her to stop the guy falling in love with her sister?

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If this 'supposedly genuine psychological test' if from or related to that of the Diagnostical and Statistical Manual Test, then there is no correct answer. The answer from 'anyone' would simply help to determine if the individual taking the test has sociopathic/psychopathic traits in his or her personality.

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1) females want everything , now. so it stands to reason that her sister was going to get more from the mothers estate.
or
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she was caught sleeping with her new found lover

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Her dream guy works at the prision...she can't wait for him to perform a full cavity search of her

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They guy wanted her to do that to prove her love for him??

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Apparantly anyone who has said that the girl killed her sister in the hope that she would see the guy at the sisters funeral have the "right" answer and thinks like a psycopath. (Like I did)

However I would disagree that this means you are a psychopath and I am sure my family, who I have chained up in the cellar, would agree with me

PS ------ It's a joke my family aren't really in the cellar - I got rid of them from there ages ago lol

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no logical link between anything. But you can imaine that she killed her, because she heard that she killed her mother, why not. Or just, because she is a serial and killed her mother before. The missing information: She will kill the man the next day, because he didn't bring flowers to the cimetery of yer sister... grrrrr....

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Answer: She reasoned that if the guy appeared at her mother's funeral, then he might appear another family funeral.
If you answered this correctly, you think like a psychopath. This was a test by a famous American psychologist used to test if one has the same mentality as a killer. Many arrested serial killers took part in this test and answered correctly. :)

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...because her dream guy was her sisters new husband that she'd never met before.

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Small Things:-))

Q: What three words mean small?

A: Is it in?
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??? is it ou

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Husband Store ....

The husband store

A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City,
where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions
at the entrance is a description of how the store operates.

You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the
attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights.

There is, however, a catch: you may choose any man from a particular
floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back
down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.

On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These
men have jobs.

The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and
love kids.

The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids,
and are extremely good looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have
jobs, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men
have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework,
and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the
sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor.
There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that
women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.


The Wife Store

A new wives store opened across the street, the same rules apply.

The first floor has wives that love sex.

The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.

The third through sixth floors have never been visited.




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lol funny great I need sent to my friends, thanks director

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RE: Husband Store ....

That is a lot of material to read.

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joke time

2 young lovers go up 2 the mountains for a romantic weekend,when they get there the guy goes out to chop some wood for the fire,when he gets back he says "bloody hell my hands r freezing".she replies "well pt them between my thight and that will warm them up"
after lunch he goes out to chop more wood,when he comes back he say "feck my hands r really freezing" so she says again "well,put them between my thighs and warm them up again"
after dinner he goes for more wood,when he returns he says again "my hands r really really freezing"
she looks at him and says "for fuck sake,dont ur ears ever get cold"
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RE: joke time

never...too many ppl talking about me...there is a saying in uk...when ppl talk about u that ur ears burn...last few days they have been on fire :p

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RE: joke time

damned where is that wood - love to burn my ears Vix

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RE: joke time

LOL:PPPP

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difference between theoretically & realistically

Son asks dad the difference between theoretically & realistically.
Dad says thats hard, but i have an idea.
Ask ma if she would sleep with the milkman for 1million.
Ma says "Yes".
Dad says ask your sister if she'll sleep with the coalman for 2million.
Sister says "Yes"

Well there son thats your answer.
Theoretically we're sitting on 3million,but
realistically we'ere living with 2 whores.
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JustBeMyValentine!!!

HEY MY DEAR GUYS!!! LOTS OF SWEET KISSES FROM ME :)*
WANNA INVITE U TO MY ST.VALENTINE`S PARTY!
CHECK OUT MY NEW PICS AND GET A SPECIAL PRICE BECAUSE OF LUV`S DAY!!!!
MILLION OF KISSES, xoxox
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RE: JustBeMyValentine!!!

I'll come to your party! :-)

Where is it going to be held?

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RE: No chance cause of hair colour

im glad im the first to post anything. actually i stay away from blondes for the most case. i do not see the attraction to blondes that most men have. i love long brown or brunette hair. it isnt whats outside that attracts me to a host it is what i find on the inside that keeps me coming back. i look into a womans soul and heart and i get lost in their internal beauty. yes at first there might be a physical attraction but if a host doesnt have internal beauty i soon forget them.

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RE: No chance cause of hair colour

In my book....... brown hair = brunette

Dictionary confirmed this also

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RE: No chance cause of hair colour

Well, as WTF said in the post below, if that were to happen cc would close down.

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RE: No chance cause of hair colour

if cc got rid of all vieweres that are only interested in pussy.....the site would have to close down you dunderhead.

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RE: No chance cause of hair colour

Would they survive without the adult categories though?

I would imagine that the adult categories generate the bulk of the income.

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RE: No chance cause of hair colour

I think you will find that 'first of all girls look at appearance' as well not just guys.

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RE: No chance cause of hair colour

I really preffer long black hair!

And tight curly black hair.

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RE: To anonymous

Ban the anonymous poster thats what I say Gortensia.

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RE: To anonymous

but gortensia what if the poster turns out to be Not Your Friend?

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RE: To anonymous

.... easy if it was from me it would say ImNotYourFriend to the right of the title of the post

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RE: To anonymous

No I do not post anon. But tell me...what is posting the real screen name mean? I am currently 1tswtf by the way. Do you think that hosts will not do videos with the person? Bull. If he pays they plays. Will you bombard him with cc mail? It is not like you will go to his house and confront him. What does knowing the name of the poster really mean? Ignore the message.....like someone said..they are trying to get a rise out of you. I know you want to know so you can exclude him from your videos....but do you think he really would come back???

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I just can repeat myself...dont care with anon posts Gorty.
When anons will realize, that you ignore their posts, they will stop your harassment.

Kisses,
Alex

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RE: To anonymous

right on gorty! the hell with anyone who doent post a name and just wants to publicly humiliate anyone. i may remain annonymous but i would never humilate anyone. we all have the right to our opinions here. that is why they call it a forum. some of us may have real resons to remain anonymous, like our girlfriends dont like us to be here, so i use an alias.

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RE: is CC a game or is it a real community?

its a business . some become friends, but in the main its a business . when you forget this you begin to fool yourself

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RE: is CC a game or is it a real community?

some people meet thru community chat, but this can be a really weird place. it seems like or appears like (call it what you will) there is always one person who is acting like the chat group leader. many members and hosts always acknowledge him when he's online, and he's online a great deal. It's almost as if many fear him, because he lets u know real quick when (in his opinion) you have crossed a certain line, and say something that may be out of wack with what everyone else may be talking about. I have never understood how anyone can have a "real friend" on an internet website when these so called friends never even see or hear one another. all they see are words being typed on a screen, and in my opinion this is very cold and impersonal. so frankly, i don't understand the concept of "true internet friendship?" It's similar to virtual reality in that it's not "really real," but as the previous member pointed out quite well, that cc is a business, so when you forget this you really do begin to fool yourself, and alot of people on here are just down right fooled. how can you say yes im friends with another member on cc, when you never see or hear the voice of that member? you are strictly going by words typed alone. can typed words on a computer monitor actually mean that you can establish a real friendship? i think not, but some people are fooled into believing that they really are friends. i would prefer to use the word acquaintance rather than friend on an internet website such as this one. but your absolutely right Kindblaze, some people here take things not only seriously but sometimes too seriously, and thats hard to fathom on something that is completely computer generated. and yes you are right again, these personalities do exist, as if they are playing a role of a certain character. so your question, "how to relate to cc" is a very valid question. i suppose we all relate to it differently, but if people truly think they are becoming or have become friends with one another simply by typing a few words to each other on a daily basis, then something is surely missing here. Ok, so maybe a 'very few' actually become friends; i believe they will find themselves in the minority. I think it's really an excellent question that you have asked, and one that obviously requires a great deal of insight and further discussion on the subject. The Virtual World vs. the Real World. should the virtual world replace the real world, im afraid we're all in a lot of trouble! also, you really do have to differentiate between hosts and members. menbers are here for the pleasure or fun of it all, while the hosts are here to make money. yes the hosts and members do pay each other compliments, such as in comchat, and even though i believe thats to keep the chat going and to also advertise (for the hosts) it appears to me to be somewhat superficial. as for your part of the question that has to do with what the "guys are lookin for here," all i can tell you is "This guy is still trying to figure that one out?" LOL

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To: another member

Lesson 1: Paragraph Separation

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RE: To: another member

Thanks Teacher, yes i should know better, just got carried away at this wee hour of the morning....;)

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RE: is CC a game or is it a real community?

Here's my take on it...

If you charge someone $1.00 per minute for him to see you on video (or whatever you charge), then that really is not being a friend. That is similar to you charging me $1.00 per minute to have tea with you, to go out with you, to spend time with you, and so on. You can't be a true friend if you charge someone by the minute to see you.

Here's a test to see if you are a friend or not...

If the person never goes to your video and you know he will never spend money on your video, would you continue to talk to him? Would you continue to spend as much time talking to him? I really think the answer in most cases is NO.

For these reasons I tend to stay away from Hosts in the Non-Adult area. When one approaches me in chat, I always say to myself, "Hmmmm... this girl is in the 'Friendship' area, but her main goal is to get me into her video and make money.. Everything she says to me will be aimed at getting me into her video." Some girls take very small steps to try to get you into video, while others take bigger steps.

And, of course I understand this. This is a business first, and anything else comes second.

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RE: is CC a game or is it a real community?

CC is real. It is a business but friendships and love does happen. This fantasy site affects many lives in income for hosts and pleasure for its members. I know my life "in real" involves real friends from cc.

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RE: is CC a game or is it a real community?

I think real friendships can develop but in 99% of cases it is not real friendship - just $.

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RE: is CC a game or is it a real community?

There are literally hundreds of sites where you can go and chat with men and women and form friendships and relationships at little or no cost. The problem is you actually have to have a personality. You have be interesting, or funny or clever or in some way appealing. If you are not you are left high and dry. At CC all you have to do is cough up some money and voila...you are that appealing human being you are not in real life. Remove the financial aspect of CC and it would close. Stop paying the hosts and they will leave. Stop offering sexual stimulation and the members will leave. This site would not sustain itself on nonadult alone.

Remember most hosts will not look back fondly on their time here. They hold must members in contempt. Members are a source of money to be exploited. This is a job for them. Nothing more. The friendship part is marketing.

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RE: is CC a game or is it a real community?

I agree with last 2 posts..., but still hope i have some friends here:-))

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RE: is CC a game or is it a real community?

ITS A PLACE TO MAKE MONEY( FOR GIRLS) AND PLACE TO JERK OFF(FOR GUYS)

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RE: is CC a game or is it a real community?

ah, is that it in a nutjob? er..nutshell?

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Was planning to meet a girl

I was planning to meet this girl. I was going to travel to her country from the USA. She had talked about the possibility of a sexual liasion. I joined a site where you can find old friends or find new friends. I saw her profile and found out she was married and has a young child. I am really wondering what would have happened if i went there.
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RE: Was planning to meet a girl

herpes....and an empty wallet when u return

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RE: Was planning to meet a girl

or worse :(

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RE: Was planning to meet a girl

Her husband will sneak up behind you when you're about to have sex with her and slit your thro**.... Just like the other guys that visited her. Muhahahaha

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RE: Was planning to meet a girl

Assume everything a host says is a lie. They feel everything a member says is a lie. We are, in general, both right. It makes things easier that way.

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sinulator

Do any girls here use the sinulator?
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RE: sinulator

no, only the male chathosts do so they can keep it up
their dingalings that is

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RE: opinion..........or experience

he is finished with you and only fucks you when he is horny and maybe soon he will kick you from the house - be ready for that

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RE: opinion..........or experience

i think you should leave.
that is not the way a man should treat a female.
i think when you leave , he will tell you he love you and many things. but you are not happy and you will not be hppy with him.
you try to talk to him , he fight ! you hug him, he say no. he is happy with you sex for him that is all. if you want to be sex toy for him you can stay.
he is a type of man that you can not stay with. i want say more, but think you not understand, so i just say... leave him and you will find the right man for you, if you stay , this will always be problem for you
(( hugs ))
johnz

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RE: opinion..........or experience

He doesn't love you anymore......period.

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RE: opinion..........or experience

He's a selfish **@#$ thinking only of himself and his wants, not yours. You can do a lot better.

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RE: CHEEKYVERA AS WELL TO MY FIIIIIINE SEEKER

what does this mean vera???? it's all very confusing!!!!

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RE: CHEEKYVERA AS WELL TO MY FIIIIIINE SEEKER

I understand her just fine. And her kitty undestands my boy quite well, too.

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RE: CHEEKYVERA AS WELL TO MY FIIIIIINE SEEKER

i am yours, vera, my sweetie

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RE: CHEEKYVERA AS WELL TO MY FIIIIIINE SEEKER

vera, it sounds as though you are upset about something? Is there anything we can do to help you?

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RE: CHEEKYVERA AS WELL TO MY FIIIIIINE SEEKER

i think she sounds in good humor

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RE: CHEEKYVERA AS WELL TO MY FIIIIIINE SEEKER

i wish you "gotcha" me
LOL

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RE: CHEEKYVERA AS WELL TO MY FIIIIIINE SEEKER

THANK YOU VERA BUT MUST YOU YELL?

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XX Winter Olympic Games

The Olympic Oath:

"In the name of all competitors, I promise that we shall take part in these Olympic Games, respecting and abiding by the rules that govern them, in the true spirit of sportsmanship, for the glory of sport and the honour of our teams."

Good luck to all the athletes. May the Games begin!
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RE: XX Winter Olympic Games

i havent been watching tv lately.
did the sychos blow anything up yet?

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RE: XX Winter Olympic Games

rigged by the europeans

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RE: XX Winter Olympic Games

There speaks a yank......lol....and who rigged them in Salt Lake?

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RE: XX Winter Olympic Games

lots of yanks will be speaking but why do they have to be so mean-narured?

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RE: XX Winter Olympic Games

USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!

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UK ALL THE WAY, FOR THE GREATER GLORY OF THE TRULY BETTER TEAM! THE EMPIRE WILL STRIKE BACK!

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Internet Explorer 7Beta

Nothing more than a Firefox Clone..
http://www.microsoft.com/windows/IE/ie7/ie7betaredirect.mspx
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RE: Internet Explorer 7Beta

Using a "stable" version of Interent Explorer is one thing, but who in their right mind would play around with a version still in beta?

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RE: Internet Explorer 7Beta

lol , Did I say I played around with it?

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RE: Internet Explorer 7Beta

lol.. Of course not, but you gave a link that might entice others to diddle with it.. For shame!:P

http://www.mozilla.org/projects/seamonkey/

Not sure, but I think there's a good chance it might resemble FireFox a little too;) ..Even so, for the name 'SeaMonkey' alone, I think it might be worth being played with a little:P

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RE: Internet Explorer 7Beta

Don't diddle with it .. It might bite.lol
I'm serious, I installed it on an old computer .. I don't trust it. lol, YET.

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RE: WHY I AM STILL ALONE AND WHEN IT WILL BE FINISH

Alexia I'm still confused, was this meant to be a joke? If not, I don't think you have much to worry about, you are still young and you have your whole life ahead of you. But may I just say that some guys may be confused about your relationship with Edel? Is this an issue or not? Just a question, was not meant to be insultive. You're a very intelligent and pretty host!!

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RE: WHY I AM STILL ALONE AND WHEN IT WILL BE FINISH

Edel? You mean I'm being cheated on already :(

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RE: WHY I AM STILL ALONE AND WHEN IT WILL BE FINISH

Thx honey but if truly did not understood whats the "Edel" meants?

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RE: WHY I AM STILL ALONE AND WHEN IT WILL BE FINISH

She is Alexa. You're talking about Alexia&Edel

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RE: WHY I AM STILL ALONE AND WHEN IT WILL BE FINISH

lol i am not with Edel

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RE: WHY I AM STILL ALONE AND WHEN IT WILL BE FINISH

my most humble apologies to you Alexa, 'cefo' is right, I thought this was about Alexia. How may i make this mistake up to you? :((

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RE: WHY I AM STILL ALONE AND WHEN IT WILL BE FINISH

Well I am a poor ugly smelly greedy rude alcoholic pervert but surprisingly I don't have a gf either. So if you want .............

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RE: WHY I AM STILL ALONE AND WHEN IT WILL BE FINISH

hahahahaha dunno how about 'rude smelly ugly greedy alcoholic pervert" but i like your sence of humor!!!

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RE: WHY I AM STILL ALONE AND WHEN IT WILL BE FINISH

I was going to ask if you could cook....then.....good luck babe....GreenPeace is watching out for you.

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RE: WHY I AM STILL ALONE AND WHEN IT WILL BE FINISH

lol wanted be original? almost got it .. BTW i am great cooker

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RE: a new girl

yes there are 2 very successful chathosts. they are AmazingAnne and AboveXBeyond. I'm sure they can answer any of your questions. they are recommended highly! :))

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Anne it was not meant to be promotive, but if it helps you, then thats ok too! ;) It's a true statement, and comes from the heart! :)

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anne, what makes you think I'm the person who says mean things about you? you have mistaken me with someone else. I've always admired you, and I'm very sorry you think that im a bad guy :(((

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RE: a new girl

Lexy, come on, that was a cheap shot and you know it. You could have also started a new post, but you just couldn't resist coming to this one could you? The members know who the best really are ;))

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RE: a new girl

and why shouldn't she post in this thread?

The original poster asked for anyones opinion. It was you who introduced the two names into this thread.

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RE: a new girl

I'm not surprised at all with your response INYF. It's typical of your personality. Combative, extremely arguementative, and in bad taste. Obviously you didn't read anything here correctly. Yes baby_D was asking a question to anyone, but the responses were meant to be of a positive nature and not a negative one. Alexa's comment was not only negative, but she was showing her own jealousy toward both Anne and Anna, and she chose this thread to do it in, for very obvious reasons! Her comments, just like yours, promote a negativism instead of helpful and positive comments from other's, who are trying to answer 'a new girl's questions about CC. As always YOU have missed the point!!!!

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RE: a new girl

I have reread Alexa's post and I must be missing something. I see nothing negative in her post. Perhaps you could explain?

Unless words like "I can give you some good advice" are negative.

Oh and words like "Lexy, come on, that was a cheap shot and you know it." are not negative?

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RE: a new girl

yep, u miss a lot of things, what else is new????

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RE: a new girl

Thanks for your very constructive answer. Please next time don't put as much thought into it.

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RE: Food for Thought

not to worry yourself, there won't be any reason to........

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RE: a new girl

seems to me that "answer" is so far up anne & abovexbeyond b*ms he cannot see or read anything, what vip said was if baby_d wants advice she will give it to her in private, was quite obvious for those without some agenda here!

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RE: a new girl

Gheeeesh not again!

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RE: a new girl

"well hun I am not Amazing Anne and not AbovexBeyond"..........and nobody thinks that statement in and of itself *DID NOT* Cause Controversy?"

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RE: a new girl

It's what I would call - A statement of fact.

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RE: a new girl

It's what I would call on behalf of ALEXA, VIPseXXX, *absolutely intentional*, to stir a Controversy........But here again, there are overtones of jealousy in her remarks........I suppose thats *NOT* very obvious to some here?!=D

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RE: a new girl

I would have also used your host name. Sure you'll get accused of promoting yourself or cries of Spam but hey if it gets you some visitors it will be worth it.

Anyway hang on in there and I am sure they will come (or cum) depending on whether you are an adult host or not.

Good luck

Also don't worry most of the other members are a lot nicer than me :P

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RE: a new girl

You are probably the nicest person here INYF

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RE: a new girl

get a room u 2

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RE: a new girl

Only if you promise to make it a 3

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