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Tricky question:-))
A mother is in the kitchen making supper for her family when her young daughter walks in. "Mommy, where do babies come from?" After thinking about it for a moment, the mother explains, "Well, dear, a girl and a boy fall in love and get married. Then, one night they go into their room, hug and kiss, and have sex." The child looks puzzled. The Mother continues, "That means that daddy puts his penis in the mommy's vagina. That's how you get a baby, dear." The child replies, "But, the other night when I came into your bedroom, you had daddy's penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that, Mommy?"
"Jewellery, dear."
"Jewellery, dear."
Where is Mistress Cory
Any body have any idea where Mistress Cory has disappered to. She has not been for awhile
RE: Where is Mistress Cory
She is away on holiday at the moment......back in just over a week. :))
RE: MEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WHAT FOR U HERE?
Sexy show, Sexy talk and if it's on offer meaningless sex :D
RE: MEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WHAT FOR U HERE?
I come here for a good show but I also like a good conversation and there many girls here I just talk to.
RE: MEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WHAT FOR U HERE?
I just love to chat, but if a girl wants to do more, I am too much of a gentleman to complain.
RE: MEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WHAT FOR U HERE?
I'm here for maybe a little of both. i like pretty naked girls as much as the next guy, but its not al i'm about...i'm also here to meet girls and make friend, and maybe more someday
Long Term Effects of CC
Maybe its me but after being here awhile I'm getting this uneasy feeling that my attitude toward life and women is changing and not for the better.
I compare CC to going to a strip club with one big difference; you can be anyone you want in CC.
I find myself becoming another person when I sign on to CC; one who says anything to get what I want. My attitude toward women seems to be changing too since they all seem like CC hosts now and I have a more cynical view of them since hosts do anything in many cases to get what they want to.
I'm sure there is a similiar change for hosts along the same lines but I wonder if others have this strange feeling too?
I compare CC to going to a strip club with one big difference; you can be anyone you want in CC.
I find myself becoming another person when I sign on to CC; one who says anything to get what I want. My attitude toward women seems to be changing too since they all seem like CC hosts now and I have a more cynical view of them since hosts do anything in many cases to get what they want to.
I'm sure there is a similiar change for hosts along the same lines but I wonder if others have this strange feeling too?
RE: Long Term Effects of CC
Sounds like a win-win situation to me. You have became more aware of what it is that you want, more assertive in achieving it and have broadened your horizons, for a lack of a wittier cliche. Now, whether you're able to apply this knowledge in meatspace is another question altogether, but there is no reason why you shouldn't be.
RE: Long Term Effects of CC
When you log on here or any other site for that matter, you are anonymous and free to act anyway you choose. Since no one knows who or where you are there are no consequences for bad behavior on your part. The keyword here is "choose". Think about it.
RE: Long Term Effects of CC
yes, of course we all change a bit because of cc.The other day a male friend of mine was telling me that his expectations when it comes to looks in real women has grown alot bcs he is used to looking at the gorgeous babes from cc all the time so the real ones dont appeal to him anymore.It's very understandable.
I've been doing cc for over 4 yrs and i dont know how and when i'm gonna stop it.I realize now its gonna be a big problem giving up bcs i really enjoy it, i can tell myself that i am only doing it for money or i'm only doing it till i find a man but deep inside i know i am highly adicted to this.CC made me alot more confident, hearing ''u r beautiful '' so many times a day gives u a big boost of confidence.Also i became more understanding to men's sexual fantasies, what most women consider perverted i consider very sexy.(well i hope this will be a bonus in my future relationship).But in the same time i lost trust in men, seing all the married guys who pretend to be working in the office till midnight when instead they come to see hosts play makes me be worrie that this is how my man is gonna be like.Also i became less shy, i can easily take my clothes off in front of somebody (man or woman)without feeling to much embaressed.I used to be really shy before i started doing cc.
I've been doing cc for over 4 yrs and i dont know how and when i'm gonna stop it.I realize now its gonna be a big problem giving up bcs i really enjoy it, i can tell myself that i am only doing it for money or i'm only doing it till i find a man but deep inside i know i am highly adicted to this.CC made me alot more confident, hearing ''u r beautiful '' so many times a day gives u a big boost of confidence.Also i became more understanding to men's sexual fantasies, what most women consider perverted i consider very sexy.(well i hope this will be a bonus in my future relationship).But in the same time i lost trust in men, seing all the married guys who pretend to be working in the office till midnight when instead they come to see hosts play makes me be worrie that this is how my man is gonna be like.Also i became less shy, i can easily take my clothes off in front of somebody (man or woman)without feeling to much embaressed.I used to be really shy before i started doing cc.
RE: Gortensia kick ...........
Do you try to distract my attention from kicking your *** INYFko?
for Gabi
Some ppl are messed up before and then they find cc and since it is a messy place they feel home just like you Gabi....
RE: for Gabi
Unnecessary and stupidly vindictive reply Anonymous - but then you always are anonymous.
RE: Long Term Effects of CC to gaby
Hate to disolusion you, hun, but all us men are lyin' bastards.
If you put out, of couirse we will love you and tell how beautiful you are, until the vids over.
If you put out, of couirse we will love you and tell how beautiful you are, until the vids over.
RE: Long Term Effects of CC
It has changed me also as a customer. I mean i'm still who I always was, but its made me more conifident to talk to women (this and other site like it) i've always been a very shy person
My problem now is knowin if the girl is sincere in things she says, or just sayin what she thinks i want ot hear. i'm sure there is a little of both.
My problem now is knowin if the girl is sincere in things she says, or just sayin what she thinks i want ot hear. i'm sure there is a little of both.
RE: Long Term Effects of CC
Fair enough but I don't see Sluthound asking for advice, just sharing his experience that's all.
RE: Long Term Effects of CC
Actually he did say this too .... "I wonder if others have this strange feeling too?"
final goodbye
well this is the end.
im going offline to find a life.
ok thats a long enough goodbye.
i bid you all Fare Well .
johnzhon / jafo69 / breastaholic / WhoAmEye
End Transmission
im going offline to find a life.
ok thats a long enough goodbye.
i bid you all Fare Well .
johnzhon / jafo69 / breastaholic / WhoAmEye
End Transmission
RE: final goodbye
I see everyone who was fun in chat leaves now,well,shy will be back i am sure,and john will follow,they are going to be missed
RE: final goodbye
i just came to read the jokes,
i did not expect you all to respond. :$
it is not about the credit line. i was doing much better and ''almost'' had viewng in control. its the sleep i do not get.
strangely i am still not use to having friends that are more like a family.
what i just remembered...i cant see your photos :(....
maybe, i will restart with a new name so i can have the fresh meat scent i know you girls love.
i did not expect you all to respond. :$
it is not about the credit line. i was doing much better and ''almost'' had viewng in control. its the sleep i do not get.
strangely i am still not use to having friends that are more like a family.
what i just remembered...i cant see your photos :(....
maybe, i will restart with a new name so i can have the fresh meat scent i know you girls love.
RE: final goodbye
Don't go John you bleeder - one member's name always good to see in chat and I don't want you for sex!
Hows It Turning?
Your day goes the way the corners of your mouth turn.
:) or :(
Have a great day all !
:) or :(
Have a great day all !
RE: Hows It Turning?
Fuck Psy now you tell me :( If I'd known earlier for 40 odd years my day could have gone :) instead of :( and who knows I might even of had one friend just for a day or an hour or even a minute :(
Paris Hilton's stupity shows again.
For a socialite, such as Paris Hilton, it is amazing how much she absorbs current event.
Here is an excerpt from the AP regarding Paris Hilton's polical illiteracy:
During the interview, Hilton also displayed some political illiteracy.
When asked about British Prime Minister Tony Blair, her response was: "Who? ... Oh, yeah, he's like your president. I don't know what he looks like."
Now we all know that Tony Blair is a cross dresser for the locat Parliament Bar and Lounge across the street.
Sheesh!!! Can't she get anything right?
LOL
Here is an excerpt from the AP regarding Paris Hilton's polical illiteracy:
During the interview, Hilton also displayed some political illiteracy.
When asked about British Prime Minister Tony Blair, her response was: "Who? ... Oh, yeah, he's like your president. I don't know what he looks like."
Now we all know that Tony Blair is a cross dresser for the locat Parliament Bar and Lounge across the street.
Sheesh!!! Can't she get anything right?
LOL
RE: Paris Hilton's stupity shows again.
it's all an act, dude.....she's hot and she's rich, if normal folk were clued-in to the fact that she's really brilliant too, they'd cry.
RE: Paris Hilton's stupity shows again.
If Paris Hilton is hot, you got shit in your eyes.
80% of the girls on here are better looking and have a nicer rack.
80% of the girls on here are better looking and have a nicer rack.
RE: Paris Hilton's stupity shows again.
dude, her rack is hot.....like petite, perky, au naturel hot.
have you ever seen her carl's junior commericial?.....one word, guy: hot.
and don't even get me started on her "oops, everyone saw me boning a guy" vid....that was almost too hot.
have you ever seen her carl's junior commericial?.....one word, guy: hot.
and don't even get me started on her "oops, everyone saw me boning a guy" vid....that was almost too hot.
RE: Paris Hilton's stupity shows again.
She also said she is not having sex for a yr. I agree its just all promo for the "poor" socialite who is trying to show the world she can "make it" on her own......................with her money she can do just about anything legal she wants when she wants it so pls dont feel sorry for her LOL
RE: Paris Hilton's stupity shows again.
I'd hardly call those stupid statements. So she doesn't know what Tony Blair looks like? I bet many people wouldn't recognize him if shown a photo with no caption. Heck, I bet *I* might not. As for saying he is like the President of the U.K., that's about as good a description as anyone could muster.
RE: Paris Hilton's stupity shows again.
I agree with you MasterTech. They are even more idiotic than Paris, LOL
RE: Paris Hilton's stupity shows again.
...and how Paris Hilton looks like?Whats her chathost name here?:PP
RE: Paris Hilton's stupity shows again.
It is not so much she didn't know what he looked liked, she didn't know who he was and gave some perky answer saying she thinks he is the president.
Give me a break. She knew exactly what she was saying and doing, and that is a lack of surroundings unless it involves self promoting. And not knowing who Tony Blair is as much as she visits London really is stupid. Visting London that is. LOL
Give me a break. She knew exactly what she was saying and doing, and that is a lack of surroundings unless it involves self promoting. And not knowing who Tony Blair is as much as she visits London really is stupid. Visting London that is. LOL
RE: Paris Hilton's stupity shows again.
Isn't the Paris Hilton on the left bank of the River Seine? I am sure it was the last time I was there, just down from Club Meditteraneane.
RE: I'm not getting married!
Dont worry, Emma, it's just a question of time :D...take it like a foretell :)))
RE: I'm not getting married!
stop whining.........think of all the poor ugly girls who don't get such "good" offers :)
to anonymous
i have also been in commchat,numerous times when emma has been there or entered. it's not advertising because when she is talking about her failed dates etc she is not interested in"shows"god knows i have tried & tried & tried.....
to emma
emma i know the words that tour friends here say may seem meaningless compared with your reality but i guess they are only trying to comfort & give hope to you.good comes to those with patience,the right guy will come along etc etc. so much i could say but to you it might be patronising & meaningless. if ever you want to chat or just have someone to listen to you,you know where to contact me.
RE: to emma
Emma if you ever want to chat or just have someone to listen to you please go to tisme.
If you ever want meaningless no strings sex please come to me :D
Who knows, after that you might move here and marry a man you don't even know :P (I'm sure I know a few available men )
If you ever want meaningless no strings sex please come to me :D
Who knows, after that you might move here and marry a man you don't even know :P (I'm sure I know a few available men )
to tisme(imposter)
sad try my little friend. emma knows me much better than that.enjoy your games,as long as they amuse you all is not lost
RE: to tisme(imposter)
you sad people enjoy your sad games. im going to go save the world. im going to make emma love me. im going to go shoot manbearpigs. i mean it. im as cereal as a heart attack.
Homeless:-))
A man was walking down the street when he was accosted
by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless
man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.
The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and
asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some
beer with it instead?"
"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless
man replied.
"Will you use it to gamble instead of buying food?"
the man asked.
"No, I don't gamble," the homeless man
said. "I need everything I can get just to stay
alive."
"Will you spend the on greens fees at a golf course
instead of food?" the man asked.
"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man.
"I haven't played golf in 20 years!"
"Will you spend the money on a woman in the red light
district instead of food?" the man asked.
"What disease would I get for ten lousy bucks?" exclaimed
the homeless man.
"Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you the
money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a
terrific dinner cooked by my wife."
The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be
furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty,
and I probably smell pretty disgusting."
The man replied, "That's okay, I just want her to see
what a man looks like who's given up beer, gambling,
golf, and sex.
by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless
man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.
The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and
asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some
beer with it instead?"
"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless
man replied.
"Will you use it to gamble instead of buying food?"
the man asked.
"No, I don't gamble," the homeless man
said. "I need everything I can get just to stay
alive."
"Will you spend the on greens fees at a golf course
instead of food?" the man asked.
"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man.
"I haven't played golf in 20 years!"
"Will you spend the money on a woman in the red light
district instead of food?" the man asked.
"What disease would I get for ten lousy bucks?" exclaimed
the homeless man.
"Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you the
money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a
terrific dinner cooked by my wife."
The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be
furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty,
and I probably smell pretty disgusting."
The man replied, "That's okay, I just want her to see
what a man looks like who's given up beer, gambling,
golf, and sex.
To my Nemisis
Hi Gala hope you had a great holiday.
When I get made homeless because of my cc debts will you take me home for a hot meal and then let me jump into your bed :D
When I get made homeless because of my cc debts will you take me home for a hot meal and then let me jump into your bed :D
RE: war sucks
goatse and tubgirl....they went to a lemon party and things turned messy......its so sad:(
where ohhhhh where
Just reading the posts on here and saw a post from KOSHKA which reminded me of Koshed. Haven`t seen him post here or on com chat in a while and was just curious if he has left cc also or if hes on his holidays or could it be that hes seeing his gf???
Many questions and no answers. :(
Many questions and no answers. :(
RE: Yo mama Anonymous (6 Aug 2006)
Probably because the term bitch is mostly used to describe women.
Or sometimes effeminate gay men.
Or sometimes effeminate gay men.
RE: Yo mama Anonymous (6 Aug 2006)
no, i am just vocal with my opinion. Too many chicken asses around here
RE: Yo mama Anonymous (6 Aug 2006)
"Too many chicken asses around here"
So says an anonymous poster.
So says an anonymous poster.
RE: Yo mama Anonymous (6 Aug 2006)
if it was said for ironic effect, it's my own precious opinion that it was absolute genius.
RE: Nothing changes in this world... ;)
gort is an angel just trying to make her way with a bit of aplomb among so many masturbating gorillas....give her a break....it ain't always easy for a person to gracefully defend her best of intentions, ya know.
looking for asian mistress
Interested in members experience of dominant asian hosts. I have found 21Alex very accomadating, also 21hotmodel, (unfortinately absent of late) 01angelsmile and sexxxykity are happy to oblige. any other suggestions or experiences:)?
RE: looking for asian mistress
ask tisme, he seems to be the resident know it all around here, and if he doen't know the answer he guarenteed to invent one!
RE: looking for asian mistress
That has to be one of the wittiest posts I have ever seen on the forums.
Oops sorry my "w" key got stuck down for a minute. That should have read shittiest.
Oops sorry my "w" key got stuck down for a minute. That should have read shittiest.
RE: looking for asian mistress
If you realized the typo before you posted your message, why didn't you just correct it rather than explain it? And if your "w" key got stuck down for a minute, wouldn't that have caused not just a single "w", but a long string of them? And I can see how you may have accidently hit the "w" key when you meant to hit the "s", but if you really meant to type "shittiest" why aren't you sorry for not typing an "h" behind the mistyped "w" too?
I'm sorry, but something doesn't quite add up.
I'm sorry, but something doesn't quite add up.
RE: looking for asian mistress
1. My PC is very old and I am lazy and it was quicker to type the correction than go back and change the original as my PC takes 2 minutes to delete one character.
2. My PC is very old and only prints about one character per minute and so only a single "w" was printed.
3. I am very old and I only type roughly two characters per minute but the "h" wasn't recognised as the "w" key was still stuck at this point.
Hope that helps you to understand.
2. My PC is very old and only prints about one character per minute and so only a single "w" was printed.
3. I am very old and I only type roughly two characters per minute but the "h" wasn't recognised as the "w" key was still stuck at this point.
Hope that helps you to understand.
RE: looking for asian mistress
If your computer is so old that it takes a full minute to print a single character to screen, then no, it only further raises my suspicions. At most, your reply to me should have been only 15 characters long if that were true. Considering that there was a lag between the time I actually posted my message and the time it showed up in the forum, I'd say maybe even a few characters.
I'm sorry, but I'm afraid I'm finding it difficult to believe you.
I'm sorry, but I'm afraid I'm finding it difficult to believe you.
RE: looking for asian mistress
Anticipating that someone may have suspicions about my original post I began creating my replies as soon as I had posted the original.
It was then just a slow cut and paste job to create my reply .
Luckily for me I anticipated all three of your questions and your above reply to my answer :D
It was then just a slow cut and paste job to create my reply .
Luckily for me I anticipated all three of your questions and your above reply to my answer :D
RE: looking for asian mistress
You're a wily one, INYF. A thousand pardons for ever having doubted you.
RE: looking for asian mistress
I agree about 21Alex. Her sincere enthusiasm when she dominates is very exciting. I love it when this sweet little shy host releases her dungeon desires.
RE: about post MARILOU in viewers forum
Marilou unfortunately you will have to get used to it. This place has more cry babies than any play school.
RE: about post MARILOU in viewers forum
I often and for a number of months visit Tamilla and she has Never been rude and NEVER Left for coffee!! She is a great gal and fun to visit. She is talented, charming and clever as well as lovely. One or two times there was a SHORT phone call from Mom - - but that is a perfect time to tease her!!!! lol
K
K
RE: about post MARILOU in viewers forum
Grovelling appology, kiss feet, be slave forever. And bring you coffee. ;-)
RE: about post MARILOU in viewers forum
and I appreciate you too Tammy, thanks are not needed.
Robert
Robert
now we know the truth
Was told this earlier by my future wife...
"men never win arguments unless the woman let them"
Guys we r fucked
"men never win arguments unless the woman let them"
Guys we r fucked
RE: now we know the truth
Advice given to me by an old man who has been married many decades:
"In our marriage we have agreement - the wife wins all the small agruements , the husband wins all the big arguments. . . . . . .
. . . . . . .so far we havent had any big arguments! "
"In our marriage we have agreement - the wife wins all the small agruements , the husband wins all the big arguments. . . . . . .
. . . . . . .so far we havent had any big arguments! "
RE: now we know the truth
Sounds to me, Anon, you will never win an argument because she sees you as a wuss.
Woman marry wusses but fuck bad boys.
Woman marry wusses but fuck bad boys.
RE: Forbidden Love
well i did have a comment but since I want it to be both subjective and objective i'll have to give it some more thought.
RE: to TisMe
well i was going to reword it so it would fit my agenda but after much thought, well excuse me, but im still thinking. D! i mean, at least i left my mark. doesn't that count for something?
RE: to members
I usually go to the ones i know but sometimes someone from comm chat makes an impression. Then i look at their pictures. If she looks good there too then i go to her chat and private
to gort'sboywonder
Hmm now you made me wonder myself.Sometimes I recognize something new about myself on the forums.LOL
to gorts boywonder
again you poor misguided person you are quick to rjudge but as usual you are so wrong.i don't even feel the need to justify myself to you.satisfaction is in knowing that again you are wrong.keep giving it your best shot.i do commend you on your persistence.usually people with such alarmingly bad judgement just give up.never know eventually you might have some fact or reality in your post.happy fishing!
RE: to members
This question is asked at least once a week....for me...attitude. A good one. Sense of humor, intelligence, decent Englishin addition to a beautiful face and body. A natural sexiness or innocense is a plus.
RE: to members
Definetely pictures. I don't bother reading the profiles as 95% of the girls have politeness as a turn on :( and 95% have smelly feet as a turn off :( (Do they still count as smelly feet when the whole lot of you is smelly ?)
So that would rule me out of a minimum 95% of videos if I read the profiles.
Oh and if she calls me an ugly bastard in comm chat that usually helps too :)
So that would rule me out of a minimum 95% of videos if I read the profiles.
Oh and if she calls me an ugly bastard in comm chat that usually helps too :)
to :)
i'm proud to count gortensia among the people here i have met & like,but like me with her,she knows of me but does she know me? read my post to :-s above & if you are so inclined do the same.you have the advantage in knowing my nick but being able to retain your anonimity because :) is not your nick here.so you can know that i'm not"putting on airs & graces" just for you.
to :-s
who knows anyone? if you wanted its not hard to find me"seek & ye shall find" come form your own opinion of me,don't let others deprive you of the experience.
to Anonymous
yes i do always post as tisme because its me. oh,btw i'm not always right but just right more often than you,which is no great accomplishment!
RE: to Anonymous
wow tisme 3 posts in the same thread, u must be obsesed! who said it was the same person posting as u?
to me tis
if you read my posts you would see i assumed :-s & :) were different posters.i invited BOTH to seek & find.
RE: to me tis
no more obssessed than you,difference is by my doing this it has achieved what i set out to do when i maden the pist that started this.so while it keeps working i will keep doing.thanks
RE: to members
Well you certainly took time with your profile EasyTouch :)
So well done to you Blondie :P
So well done to you Blondie :P
RE: to members
Why should I be any different than what woman want?.....I prefer looks and physical attributes.
RE: to members
koshka, it's the womans eyes......always.... it says everything about her!!
I really believe this is what we all look first at.....anyone say else is a lier!!.
I really believe this is what we all look first at.....anyone say else is a lier!!.
RE: to members
Hi, this is a difficult one to answer, but i'll try. I always look at the profile first to check out what they have to say in it. I look for girls who don't just use the old lines. then i look at their pics of course. I want to have some idea if the girl is attractive to me, although looks are not everythin when it comes to if i like u or not. Then, if i like all of that, I will go talk to her...At this site, sinceI can't see her at all without payin for it, I usually just chat first for awhile, get to know her, and if the conversation goes well, then I will do videochat. The #1 thing I cannot stand is a when the first thing out of a chat hosts mouth is "take me pvt" or "go to video" That tells me right off that all u care about is my money, and not gettin to know me as well. I will not lie, sure, I enjoy naughty fun in video chat sometimes, but I want to know more about u than what u look like naked.
RE: just looking
I know she changed boyfriends and she quite often is on at night now (if you are in the uk that is) but perhaps she is just on holiday?
RE: just looking
My nickname here is justlooking. I thought you were addressing the post to me...lol
Maybe Tanya found some meatballs to go with the lasagne?
Maybe Tanya found some meatballs to go with the lasagne?
RE: just looking
She said she no longer uses Tanyalasagna.
Said she was to be gone , but I forgot where and how long she said.
Said she was to be gone , but I forgot where and how long she said.
RE: xyourdreamx and xmydreamx
Of course we won't confues the two of you xmydreamx. You take care (k)
RE: xyourdreamx and xmydreamx
very nice man is our INYF although he may hate me for saying it cos he is not my friend! :)
RE: xyourdreamx and xmydreamx
which is the one who says: "new rules now, i only strip in one2one"
Floyd Landis
Oh dear, the 2nd sample failed - yet another cheat caught out. Maybe he should try the 100M?
Dictionary definitions :-))
I'm thinking about getting married. I looked up the word "engaged" in the dictionary. It said, "To do battle with the enemy." Then I looked up mother-in-law. It said, "See engaged."