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The Tong Master!
The Tong Master!
The Tong-Master Griff was at the barbecue and Joel was at the barbecue and I was at the barbecue; three men standing around a barbecue, sipping beer, staring at sausages, rolling them backwards and forwards, never leaving them alone. We didn't know why we were at the barbecue; we were just drawn there like moths to a flame. The barbecue was a powerful gravitational force, a man-magnet.
Joel said the thin ones could use a turn, I said yeah I reckon the thin ones could use a turn, Griff said yeah they really need a turn it was a unanimous turning decision. Griff was the Tong-Master, a true artist, he gave a couple of practice snaps of his long silver tongs, SNAP SNAP, before moving in, prodding, teasing, and with an elegant flick of his wrist, rolling them onto their little backs. A lesser tong-man would've flicked too hard; the sausages would've gone full circle, back to where they started. Nice, I said. The others went yeah.
Kevin was passing us, he heard the siren-song- sizzle of the snags, the barbecue was calling, beckoning, Kevinnnnn ...come. He stuck his head in and said any room? We said yeah and began the barbecue shuffle; Griff shuffled to the left, Joel shuffled to the left, I shuffled to the left, Kevin slipped in beside me, we sipped our beer. Now there were four of us staring at sausages, and Griff gave me the nod, my cue. I was second-in-command, and I had to take the raw sausages out of the plastic bag and lay them on the barbecue; not too close together, not too far apart, curl them into each other's bodies like lovers -fat ones, thin ones, herbed and continental. The chipolatas were tiny, they could easily slip down between the grill, falling into the molten hot-bead-netherworld below. Carefully I laid them sideways ACROSS the grill, clever thinking. Griff snapped his tongs with approval; there was no greater barbecue honour.
P.J. came along, he said looking good, looking good -the irresistible lure of the barbecue had pulled him in too. We said yeah and did the shuffle, left, left, left, left, he slipped in beside Kevin, we sipped our beer. Five men,lots of sausages.
Joel was the Fork-pronger; he had the fork that pronged thetough hides of the Bavarian bratwursts and he showed a lot of promise. Stabbing away eagerly, leaving perfect little vampire holes up and down the casing. P.J. was shaking his head, he said I reckon they cook better if you don't poke them.
There was a long silence, you could have heard a chipolata drop, and this newcomer was a rabble-rouser, bringing in his crazy ideas from outside. He didn't understand the hierarchy; first the Tong-master, then the Sausage-layer, then the Fork-pronger -and everyone below was just a watcher. Maybe eventually they'll move up the ladder, but for now - don't rock the Weber.
Dianne popped her head in; hmmm, smells good, she said. She was trying to jostle into the circle; we closed ranks, pulling our heads down and our shoulders in, mumbling yeah yeah yeah, but making no room for her. She was keen, going round to the far side of the barbecue, heading for the only available space . . . the gap in the circle where all the smoke and ashes blew. Nobody could survivethe gap; Dianne was going to try. She stood there stubbornly, smoke blinding her eyes, ashes filling her nostrils, sausage fat spattering all over her arms and face. Until she couldn't take it anymore, she gave up, backed off. Kevin waited till she was gone and sipped his beer. We sipped our beer, yeah.
Griff handed me his tongs. I looked at him and he nodded. I knew what was happening, I'd waited a long time for this moment - the abdication. The tongs weighed heavy in my hands, firm in my grip. Was I ready for the responsibility?
Yes, I was. I held them up high and they glinted in the sun. Don't forget to turn the thin ones Griff said as he walked away from the barbecue, disappearing toward the house. Yeah I called back, I will, I will. I snapped them twice,
SNAP SNAP, before moving in, prodding, teasing, and with an elegant flick of my wrist, rolling them back onto their little bellies. I was a natural, I was the TONG-MASTER. But only until Griff got back from the toilet.
The Tong-Master Griff was at the barbecue and Joel was at the barbecue and I was at the barbecue; three men standing around a barbecue, sipping beer, staring at sausages, rolling them backwards and forwards, never leaving them alone. We didn't know why we were at the barbecue; we were just drawn there like moths to a flame. The barbecue was a powerful gravitational force, a man-magnet.
Joel said the thin ones could use a turn, I said yeah I reckon the thin ones could use a turn, Griff said yeah they really need a turn it was a unanimous turning decision. Griff was the Tong-Master, a true artist, he gave a couple of practice snaps of his long silver tongs, SNAP SNAP, before moving in, prodding, teasing, and with an elegant flick of his wrist, rolling them onto their little backs. A lesser tong-man would've flicked too hard; the sausages would've gone full circle, back to where they started. Nice, I said. The others went yeah.
Kevin was passing us, he heard the siren-song- sizzle of the snags, the barbecue was calling, beckoning, Kevinnnnn ...come. He stuck his head in and said any room? We said yeah and began the barbecue shuffle; Griff shuffled to the left, Joel shuffled to the left, I shuffled to the left, Kevin slipped in beside me, we sipped our beer. Now there were four of us staring at sausages, and Griff gave me the nod, my cue. I was second-in-command, and I had to take the raw sausages out of the plastic bag and lay them on the barbecue; not too close together, not too far apart, curl them into each other's bodies like lovers -fat ones, thin ones, herbed and continental. The chipolatas were tiny, they could easily slip down between the grill, falling into the molten hot-bead-netherworld below. Carefully I laid them sideways ACROSS the grill, clever thinking. Griff snapped his tongs with approval; there was no greater barbecue honour.
P.J. came along, he said looking good, looking good -the irresistible lure of the barbecue had pulled him in too. We said yeah and did the shuffle, left, left, left, left, he slipped in beside Kevin, we sipped our beer. Five men,lots of sausages.
Joel was the Fork-pronger; he had the fork that pronged thetough hides of the Bavarian bratwursts and he showed a lot of promise. Stabbing away eagerly, leaving perfect little vampire holes up and down the casing. P.J. was shaking his head, he said I reckon they cook better if you don't poke them.
There was a long silence, you could have heard a chipolata drop, and this newcomer was a rabble-rouser, bringing in his crazy ideas from outside. He didn't understand the hierarchy; first the Tong-master, then the Sausage-layer, then the Fork-pronger -and everyone below was just a watcher. Maybe eventually they'll move up the ladder, but for now - don't rock the Weber.
Dianne popped her head in; hmmm, smells good, she said. She was trying to jostle into the circle; we closed ranks, pulling our heads down and our shoulders in, mumbling yeah yeah yeah, but making no room for her. She was keen, going round to the far side of the barbecue, heading for the only available space . . . the gap in the circle where all the smoke and ashes blew. Nobody could survivethe gap; Dianne was going to try. She stood there stubbornly, smoke blinding her eyes, ashes filling her nostrils, sausage fat spattering all over her arms and face. Until she couldn't take it anymore, she gave up, backed off. Kevin waited till she was gone and sipped his beer. We sipped our beer, yeah.
Griff handed me his tongs. I looked at him and he nodded. I knew what was happening, I'd waited a long time for this moment - the abdication. The tongs weighed heavy in my hands, firm in my grip. Was I ready for the responsibility?
Yes, I was. I held them up high and they glinted in the sun. Don't forget to turn the thin ones Griff said as he walked away from the barbecue, disappearing toward the house. Yeah I called back, I will, I will. I snapped them twice,
SNAP SNAP, before moving in, prodding, teasing, and with an elegant flick of my wrist, rolling them back onto their little bellies. I was a natural, I was the TONG-MASTER. But only until Griff got back from the toilet.
RE: The Tong Master!
The ladies don't get that...we men...we know!
Classic, gete...is there more tomorrow?
Reminds me of weekends at my best friend's house...but his stories end up with throwing up...yeah...lots of beers there at his house on the weekends!
Classic, gete...is there more tomorrow?
Reminds me of weekends at my best friend's house...but his stories end up with throwing up...yeah...lots of beers there at his house on the weekends!
Song
Does anyone know a song (I think it's a country song) that has the lyrics: Headin West.......another town...another place....Headin West.......; Might be Heading instead of headin?? Song stuck in my head.......but this is the only part of the song I can remember.
RE: Song
HEADIN' WEST, ANOTHER TOWN ANOTHER PLACE
LEFT ALLEMANDE, GRAND RIGHT AND LEFT THE SQUARE
LEAVIN' BAD TIMES BEHIND YOU, I'M BOUND FOR MOVIN' ON
YOU PROMENADE YOUR GAL, I'M HEADIN' WEST
LEFT ALLEMANDE, GRAND RIGHT AND LEFT THE SQUARE
LEAVIN' BAD TIMES BEHIND YOU, I'M BOUND FOR MOVIN' ON
YOU PROMENADE YOUR GAL, I'M HEADIN' WEST
it's my song
I got a hundred doller bill in my right boot
been saving it for a rainy day
I got a tank full of gaaaas in the pickup
the suitcase and the guitar that I play
somethings telling me its time for moving
I've never been a one to sit and wait
I'm gonna hit that state lineeee in a feeling state of mind
never looking back the other way.
Heading West... another town another place, Heading West
with the sunshine in my face
leaving badtimes behind me about a moving on
got i've everything I own i'm Heading West
I've thinking about a leaving for a long time
and there ain't nothing standing in my way
i've got time and a half cheque a comming
from a job I was working till today
there is no one to meet me here in the morning
and there is no one begging me to stay
on my sundown tonight I'lll be rolling out of sight
long gone and nothing left to say
Heading West... another town another place, heading West
with the sunshine in my face
leaving badtimes behind me about a moving on
got i've everything I own i'm Heading West
Heading West another town another place, Heading West
with the sunshine in my face
leaving badtimes behind me about a moving on
got i've everything I own i'm heading west
been saving it for a rainy day
I got a tank full of gaaaas in the pickup
the suitcase and the guitar that I play
somethings telling me its time for moving
I've never been a one to sit and wait
I'm gonna hit that state lineeee in a feeling state of mind
never looking back the other way.
Heading West... another town another place, Heading West
with the sunshine in my face
leaving badtimes behind me about a moving on
got i've everything I own i'm Heading West
I've thinking about a leaving for a long time
and there ain't nothing standing in my way
i've got time and a half cheque a comming
from a job I was working till today
there is no one to meet me here in the morning
and there is no one begging me to stay
on my sundown tonight I'lll be rolling out of sight
long gone and nothing left to say
Heading West... another town another place, heading West
with the sunshine in my face
leaving badtimes behind me about a moving on
got i've everything I own i'm Heading West
Heading West another town another place, Heading West
with the sunshine in my face
leaving badtimes behind me about a moving on
got i've everything I own i'm heading west
RE: for Dan
Maybe you think "Headin' West"? LOL
It's from my 1992 album "The Songwriter." I'm glad you like it. It's not the most-loved song on that album.
I'll be playing in North Carolina next Friday night. I hope you'll try to come. Should I leave your name at the door?
http://www.dansealsfanpage.com or
http://www.delafont.com/music_acts/Dan-Seals.htm
It's from my 1992 album "The Songwriter." I'm glad you like it. It's not the most-loved song on that album.
I'll be playing in North Carolina next Friday night. I hope you'll try to come. Should I leave your name at the door?
http://www.dansealsfanpage.com or
http://www.delafont.com/music_acts/Dan-Seals.htm
RE: Song
Heading west with my denim vest
heading west where I can get some rest
Forget the east, wife is a beast
Forget the south, I got a purtty mouth
Come on ya'll hillbillies, sing along
heading west where I can get some rest
Forget the east, wife is a beast
Forget the south, I got a purtty mouth
Come on ya'll hillbillies, sing along
RE: New Comm Chat
I'm not a big fan of the animated icons, but I can live with those. However, I hate the new font they're using. The old font is much more legible to my tired, old eyes.
RE: New Comm Chat.Cons
Hi Vera, just tried to go in commchat too, in the top of the page you will see a message there : Try this or use the old version, if you click on that message you will get the old version back. I hope it help, hugs!
RE: New Comm Chat.Cons
no we can't go back to the old one.it's the 21st century,i hear.we are not techno dinosaurs we just need the emoticons freed.it's like they are in guantanemo(hope that is the spelling)"free the emoticons,free the emoticons..."
RE: New Comm Chat.Cons
yes gortensia i agree! release the emoticons from their chat imprisonment.let them have their own little playground back.come on people say it with me"free the emoticons,free the emoticons..."
RE: New Comm Chat
Until now all messages about the new Comm Chat were censored for some reason. Rather than address the posts they blocked them.
God, I remember 4 or 5 years ago when such posts would start a lively forum debate between cc office staff and members. We knew staffers by name and there was even flirting between members and office staff.
If I'm not wrong I think one staff member was even convinced to open a room and host a couple times in Non-Adult. ;-)
God, I remember 4 or 5 years ago when such posts would start a lively forum debate between cc office staff and members. We knew staffers by name and there was even flirting between members and office staff.
If I'm not wrong I think one staff member was even convinced to open a room and host a couple times in Non-Adult. ;-)
RE: New Comm Chat
hate it hate it hate it.i hate the way the emotes window is now.i'll use the old one thanks.if it ain't broke,don't fix it.
looking for reasons why a studio would disallow its "workers" to communicate freely
hey folks,
just lately i have heard the rumours again, that some studios disallow people to use any other media than cc chat for communication with us.
For me its clear: they will lose me as a customer. i do not tolerate this.
But nonetheless, what do you think about it? Whats the advantage of creating a concentration camp like this? Why to cut freedom? Whats all the sense?
just lately i have heard the rumours again, that some studios disallow people to use any other media than cc chat for communication with us.
For me its clear: they will lose me as a customer. i do not tolerate this.
But nonetheless, what do you think about it? Whats the advantage of creating a concentration camp like this? Why to cut freedom? Whats all the sense?
RE: looking for reasons why a studio would disallow its
It is a workplace and if hosts are wasting time on Yahoo they are not trying to get viewers. I'm the boss. It's my place of business. I make the rules.
RE: looking for reasons why a studio would disallow its
ok. you are the boss. you own the stuff people work with. you make the rules. right.
but why limiting the hosts in that freedom? are you not aiming yourself, when you lose customers just because of that? customers, who are used to chat with the hosts?
is it all only about obvious efficiency? like: the output must be visible right now and right here?
for me its a weird rule. plus i am disappointed.
but why limiting the hosts in that freedom? are you not aiming yourself, when you lose customers just because of that? customers, who are used to chat with the hosts?
is it all only about obvious efficiency? like: the output must be visible right now and right here?
for me its a weird rule. plus i am disappointed.
RE: looking for reasons why a studio would disallow its
I have to agree with the boss, they are employees, it is his business,he invested in it,he makes the rules, and quite frankly if someone don't like the rules they don't have to work there. This is the same with my job,if i don't follow the rules and do what my employer says then I'm out of a job.Why is this site any different???????????????????????/
RE: looking for reasons why a studio would disallow its
Yes, except for the ones who are chatting with their friends in Yahoo and trying to juggle chat in her room as well. Plus some of the Viewers using one2one were complaining that the girls were talking to others as the Viewer wanted them exclusively.
RE: looking for reasons why a studio would disallow its
It's not just to the Boss's disadvantage. The girls are here to make money - the less show time they do, the less they get. Simple.
I know of at least one 'host' who sits chatting to her friends via ICQ, and then complains about how little money she makes. She also has the highest rates I've ever seen here so I think she's living in a dream world. LOL
I know of at least one 'host' who sits chatting to her friends via ICQ, and then complains about how little money she makes. She also has the highest rates I've ever seen here so I think she's living in a dream world. LOL
RE: looking for reasons why a studio would disallow its
it's good if she is living in a dream world.it is a fantasy site after all!
RE: looking for reasons why a studio would disallow its
Just my honest opinion,, Trash it if you want. I used to chat with my old chat host friend on yahoo... both before and after our meets... often I would know she was in her room when the yahoo went online... I did not abuse it... In fact if we were chatting and she said she was Busy I politely stayed quiet till SHE said she had no customers.
it is possible to chat on it ( yahoo) and get some customers to go to the room.... Hence not a total loss
Honestly it can be used and NOT abused.... by everyone..
IF I understand the " boss" post and others they expect a chat host to do absolutely nothing but stare straight at one chathost console ONLY AND NOTHING ELSE even if they are not in a session ???? While i understand the motives it really seems somethings can be taken to harsh extremes...
While I don't say a chat host , or viewers should abuse her other chat means during a session... be it yahoo, or icq... or what ever.... whats the harm between sessions if it is not abused and can still generate some traffic ?
Just some thoughts :)
We arer all human beings here btw.
it is possible to chat on it ( yahoo) and get some customers to go to the room.... Hence not a total loss
Honestly it can be used and NOT abused.... by everyone..
IF I understand the " boss" post and others they expect a chat host to do absolutely nothing but stare straight at one chathost console ONLY AND NOTHING ELSE even if they are not in a session ???? While i understand the motives it really seems somethings can be taken to harsh extremes...
While I don't say a chat host , or viewers should abuse her other chat means during a session... be it yahoo, or icq... or what ever.... whats the harm between sessions if it is not abused and can still generate some traffic ?
Just some thoughts :)
We arer all human beings here btw.
RE: looking for reasons why a studio would disallow its
if i understand the question, which i dont but anyways.....................
they are at work , work is work an at work most ppl work. if im at work but im on my cell an someone is paying each minute and im busy talking to friends on phone, do you think he will come back, i bet her boss doesnt see any problem with her talking on the fone with friends. forgot females name, but if she is reading this, then she knows that those 2 calls she took cost her and her boss one viewer, and i bet more then just me at that.
they are at work , work is work an at work most ppl work. if im at work but im on my cell an someone is paying each minute and im busy talking to friends on phone, do you think he will come back, i bet her boss doesnt see any problem with her talking on the fone with friends. forgot females name, but if she is reading this, then she knows that those 2 calls she took cost her and her boss one viewer, and i bet more then just me at that.
RE: looking for reasons why a studio would disallow its
maybe just to make it more clear:
when an employer at a studio talks to me by yahoo or whatever, out of a video, then its means for me: keeping the relationship to a customer. so that he might return, earlier or later.
so the chat on yahoo or any other media belongs to the job.
i know its my definition. if i would lead a firm comparable to a studio, i would do everything to keep the people in touch.
when an employer at a studio talks to me by yahoo or whatever, out of a video, then its means for me: keeping the relationship to a customer. so that he might return, earlier or later.
so the chat on yahoo or any other media belongs to the job.
i know its my definition. if i would lead a firm comparable to a studio, i would do everything to keep the people in touch.
RE: looking for reasons why a studio would disallow its
If all the girls immediately stop Yahoo whenever a customer comes into her chat and if she promises to troll the free chatrooms trying to get new customers and has success in that I'll think about changing the rule.
RE: looking for reasons why a studio would disallow its
I find it frustrating when I can't communicate via yahoo and now with the cam to cam not always working you often need yahoo to send your cam. I appreciate why you made the rule but try to relax it a little
RE: looking for reasons why a studio would disallow its
its coz some girls try to do private sessions on yahoo cutting out boss and cc
Other sites
Reason is simple, CamC allows to exchange freely phone nmbers and Yahoo names, but many other sites not. Since studios work at same time in different sites, bosses set rules following more strict standards with a clear disadvantange to CamC customers.
RE: Other sites
Bone N Skin is right re: studio bosses making the rules for the girls who work there. CC is one of the most reasonable and respectful of the sites in their treatment of both their employees and their customers.
The irony of the studio bosses making rules for the girls is that they often do so as a cover for the rules that they themselves are breaking. For most, if not all of these sites the studios agree---in what I can only suppose is an unwritten agreement, since these places operate unlawfully and they would have no legitimate leagal recourse--- that they will sell the services of one site exclusively. However, they are often agents for 3, 4, 5 or even more studios at the same time. If the studios do not at least keep up some semblance of complying with the agreements, the site will not allow them to sell their services.
At bottom, the sites' rule against private communication between hosts and guests is mainly designed to prevent a host and guest from cutting their own deal and leaving the site (middle man, or less politely, pimp) out of it.
The irony of the studio bosses making rules for the girls is that they often do so as a cover for the rules that they themselves are breaking. For most, if not all of these sites the studios agree---in what I can only suppose is an unwritten agreement, since these places operate unlawfully and they would have no legitimate leagal recourse--- that they will sell the services of one site exclusively. However, they are often agents for 3, 4, 5 or even more studios at the same time. If the studios do not at least keep up some semblance of complying with the agreements, the site will not allow them to sell their services.
At bottom, the sites' rule against private communication between hosts and guests is mainly designed to prevent a host and guest from cutting their own deal and leaving the site (middle man, or less politely, pimp) out of it.
RE: Other sites
Some sites will close a host's room and even the entire studio on the mere report of violation of their rules. Therefore we must balance the need to conduct business in such a way to protect our workers' livelihood. Yes, we do show on more than one chatsite, but those of us who know how to conduct business do this seamlessly.
A properly conducted chatroom will give the illusion you guys are seeking. No, it won't stand up to detectives who troll site after site trying to prove a host is available elsewhere, but a thoughtful host will provide the service you are paying for.
If one of my hosts shows evidence in one2one of scanning other monitors or typing to someone else, I consider that a failure on her part. In open video such things are possible though I discourage it.
A properly conducted chatroom will give the illusion you guys are seeking. No, it won't stand up to detectives who troll site after site trying to prove a host is available elsewhere, but a thoughtful host will provide the service you are paying for.
If one of my hosts shows evidence in one2one of scanning other monitors or typing to someone else, I consider that a failure on her part. In open video such things are possible though I discourage it.
RE: Other sites
i may be confused but the boss sounds american. Is there an american studio suddenly
RE: Other sites
why do americans named pat change their name & why do they become studio bosses?are the two related?now the mystery deepens.after i have freed the emoticons,i will turn my attention to this great riddle.now i have another crusade.
RE: Other sites - P.S.
When other sites have closed hosts' accounts they refused to pay any money owed by claiming it was a fine for rule violation. As far as I know even when CC has gone to the extreme point of closing a host's room they have paid the monies due.
RE: Other sites - P.S.
we've gone off the subject now. I still think yahoo or msn should be allowed. the hosts are here to have fun too
RE: Other sites - P.S.
Ahhh... My aoplogies. I didn't know your boss let you have 2 hours lunches ans play video games while the customers are not being helped.
RE: looking for reasons why a studio would disallow its
Ahhhhhh, I believe that you are promoting after-sales customer service where the host contacts with the customer to check that all was well with the purchased product. A great idea and one that maybe hosts should consider.
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re:xpamellax
i was wrong and I apologise unreservedly for any offence or trouble caused. I cannot undo what was said but i now believe that there was no fault by xpamellax and i am solely to blame. James
RE: re:xpamellax
Freedom of speech gives me the right to say whatever I want.
Some agree with this statement 100%, to the others I say "Ya Vol mein furrer"
Some agree with this statement 100%, to the others I say "Ya Vol mein furrer"
poor bobo77
i m a long time user and i can tell olga is really a nice woman but maybe u need another kind of woman. if u want a woman who ll become naked in 2min i can give u some nicknames. Pls don t forget olda is not a doll she s a woman.
pls if ur too much poor for talk with intelligent girl go asians they can tell "pussy, tits,cock cum.... " just what u want i think.
take care of u
pls if ur too much poor for talk with intelligent girl go asians they can tell "pussy, tits,cock cum.... " just what u want i think.
take care of u
RE: poor bobo77
don't start saying rude things about asian girls while defending this girl , it's just stupid... not every asian girl fits ur stereotype , damn...
RE: xpamellax
Sorry cutie you may like taking the money but you have to show something. Dont let this girl con you you aint going to see anything.You get to see more in non-nude, be warned
RE: xpamellax
greedy? i can look at girls on London streets and see more i dont expect to pay $16 just to chat I could do that in community chat.
pammy is just out for the easy money
pammy is just out for the easy money
RE: xpamellax
So you saying she puts out for you. You must have a big one or something to make her get it off
RE: xpamellax
as an economist you know how to make money .Some of your "friends" must have more money than sence. I just met sexangelx in a l b shy and she was perfect. Maybe your body is not so perfect and talk is easy. Get a life Olga. Stop taking mugs for a ride
RE: xpamellax
<<I offered 121 and she said no>>
If she was greedy for money, then why did she refuse 121? Think about it.
If she was greedy for money, then why did she refuse 121? Think about it.
RE: xpamellax
he can not get the past the fact he was rejected! no thought process is involved here for sure. he is just pissed and wants to make trouble for her.
there are 1000's of host here.... why bitch and moan, why not just move on! this is just so stupid!
there are 1000's of host here.... why bitch and moan, why not just move on! this is just so stupid!
RE: xpamellax
So are you saying she will show or just a tease? Cos i am confused.
Is she just choosy?
Is she just choosy?
RE: xpamellax
shes in cc she cant be that shy. And i did not ask for legs around her ears. I tried several times and got im not in the mood,come back later , wait till you have a cam. There is only so much you can take.
RE: xpamellax
havent you got cam bobo77? There is the problem .Buy one , it is possible bobo77 . She does it
RE: xpamellax
well she does not seem to want to .you must have the knack. Is it worth it is she as sexy as she looks
RE: xpamellax
I can hardly fault her when I see her, mind you I try to be polite and friendly, she is not a pushover if that is what you want in a woman.
RE: xpamellax
well he knows u intimately so he must be in your good books. Maybe hes the one with the biggest cheque book. Or maybe u got confused one day and opened your legs too wide
RE: xpamellax
all this fuss over $16??
if she blatantly lied to you promising something beforehand that she refused to do in video then why not complain to cc rather than here, viewers forum and community chat. people often say how good their customer service is.
if you were careless enough not to discuss the show with her before you went to video then it is really just your own fault - after all, her profile and pictures do not really suggest that she is going to give a near instant action show and should probably have been a warning to check with her first
if she blatantly lied to you promising something beforehand that she refused to do in video then why not complain to cc rather than here, viewers forum and community chat. people often say how good their customer service is.
if you were careless enough not to discuss the show with her before you went to video then it is really just your own fault - after all, her profile and pictures do not really suggest that she is going to give a near instant action show and should probably have been a warning to check with her first
RE: xpamellax
so then why dont you move on? why you sit here bitching? why not just save your money... dont give it to her, you will surly teach her a lesson with not giving her your loose pocket change and give it to someone else... that should really make her jealous!
but you will keep posting dumb stuff i am sure :D
but you will keep posting dumb stuff i am sure :D
RE: xpamellax
take the hint bobo and try another. Obviously Olga is different with some people, we can't all like the same things thank goodness. I like Olga
RE: xpamellax
Like there are "little shy" and "not so shy" categories for the hosts, maybe we need to create "little looser" and "not so looser" categories for the guests... :)
Girls here are workers... not slaves... and they are free to do what they want in "little shy"... and you are free to visit them if you agree with CC rules... !!!!!
Girls here are workers... not slaves... and they are free to do what they want in "little shy"... and you are free to visit them if you agree with CC rules... !!!!!
Another joke
An Australian guy decides to travel around the Greek Islands. He walks into a bar and Jill (the Australian Barmaid) takes his order, a Fosters, and notices his accent. Over the course of the night they get to know each other.
At the end of Jill's shift he asks her if she wants to come back to his place and have sex with him. Although she is attracted to him she says no. He then offers to pay her $200 for sex. Jill is travelling the world and because she is short of funds she agrees.
The next night the guy turns up again, orders Fosters and after showing her plenty of attention throughout the night he asks if she will sleep with him again for $200. Jill remembers the night before and is only too happy to agree.
This goes on for 5 nights. On the 6th night the guy comes in, orders Fosters and sits in the corner. Jill thinks that if she pays him more some attention then maybe she can then shake some more cash out of him again, so she goes over and sits next to him.
She asks him where he's from in Australia and he tells her: "Melbourne".
"So am I... What suburb in Melbourne?"
"Glen Iris" he replies
"That's amazing..." she says, "So am I - what Street?"
"Cameo Street" he replies
"This is unbelievable..." she says,"What number?"
He says "Number 20" and she is totally astonished.
"You are not going to believe this but I'm from Number 22! My parents still live there!"
"I know..." he says, "Your Father gave me $1,000 to give to you"
HE WHO DRINKS AUSTRALIAN THINKS AUSTRALIAN!
At the end of Jill's shift he asks her if she wants to come back to his place and have sex with him. Although she is attracted to him she says no. He then offers to pay her $200 for sex. Jill is travelling the world and because she is short of funds she agrees.
The next night the guy turns up again, orders Fosters and after showing her plenty of attention throughout the night he asks if she will sleep with him again for $200. Jill remembers the night before and is only too happy to agree.
This goes on for 5 nights. On the 6th night the guy comes in, orders Fosters and sits in the corner. Jill thinks that if she pays him more some attention then maybe she can then shake some more cash out of him again, so she goes over and sits next to him.
She asks him where he's from in Australia and he tells her: "Melbourne".
"So am I... What suburb in Melbourne?"
"Glen Iris" he replies
"That's amazing..." she says, "So am I - what Street?"
"Cameo Street" he replies
"This is unbelievable..." she says,"What number?"
He says "Number 20" and she is totally astonished.
"You are not going to believe this but I'm from Number 22! My parents still live there!"
"I know..." he says, "Your Father gave me $1,000 to give to you"
HE WHO DRINKS AUSTRALIAN THINKS AUSTRALIAN!
MILLY!!!!
Where is Melagry?
Plz
help me to find her!!!
I am going to meet her in real
Anybody knows?
Plz
help me to find her!!!
I am going to meet her in real
Anybody knows?
RE: MILLY!!!!
maybe she does not know he is going to meet her in real.that's why he is asking where she is,he wants her address.but Shhhhhhh its a secret. hehe!!
RE: MILLY!!!!
Let me get this straight. You are planning to go meet this girl in real life and she has told you she didn't want you to do this.
You don't have her e-mail, IM, phone number or home address. Do you get the idea she DOES NOT WANT YOU?
You would be right, I think.
You don't have her e-mail, IM, phone number or home address. Do you get the idea she DOES NOT WANT YOU?
You would be right, I think.
RE: MILLY!!!!
she worked in studio and i have seen her husband and her Id with stamp. she is 21 and her husband is 28.
RE: MILLY!!!!
he old name was Milagry..and we all know that she has husband..but she is thief girl!
RE: MILLY!!!!
Stalking? Why do you and the judge that issued the restaining order call it stalking? I prefer creative following
You can get anything you want, at Alice's Restaurant
You can get anything you want, at Alice's Restaurant
Walk right in it's around the back
Just a half a mile from the railroad track
You can get anything you want, at Alice's Restaurant
Walk right in it's around the back
Just a half a mile from the railroad track
You can get anything you want, at Alice's Restaurant
RE: You can get anything you want, at Alice's Restaurant
Alice's Restaurant is a song written by Arlo Guthrie back in the mid sixties. Its all about a young man going into the military and of course Alice and her restaurant. Its a great song and can usually be heard on or around Thanksgiving.
RE: You can get anything you want, at Alice's Restaurant
and i guess that i can say i'm pretty lucky seeing how that restaurant is local to me and have met arlo guthrie a number of times.
RE: You can get anything you want, at Alice's Restaurant
That is awesome paco, would love to meet him one day. I did see him a few Christmas's ago in NYC at a concert. :)
And as kahson said it is a bit of a thanksgiving tradition :)
And as kahson said it is a bit of a thanksgiving tradition :)
RE: You can get anything you want, at Alice's Restaurant
Alice, Alice Who the fuck is Alice ? is also a song :D
smiling
I thought that was the funnest joke I have heard--that was a good one,
bye-hugs and kiss--cool
bye-hugs and kiss--cool
RE: Lets Chat... and maybe more ;)
Her profile shows her in GHA, not so shy. But she has this written;
What you can expect from my show
Just a tease... its more fun that way
Just a tease in no so shy? Maybe she should be in shy category?
What you can expect from my show
Just a tease... its more fun that way
Just a tease in no so shy? Maybe she should be in shy category?
RE: advices to newcommer:)
just be your sexy self and do what cums natural and you will do fine, don't forget to have some sexy pics in your profile.
RE: advices to newcommer:)
So she should fatten up with some kind of reverse liposuction procedure? eeewwww
RE: advices to newcommer:)
a thick skin for sure! read between the lines here in the forums... lots of children around
community chat can be a nice place to meet members and hosts. like Comm Chat said, hold off on the private messages until you get to know people. :)
Hope you will enjoy your stay here at cc. Smile, smile and smile some more! Dont let the buggers get to you and have some fun. Good wishes and welcome!
community chat can be a nice place to meet members and hosts. like Comm Chat said, hold off on the private messages until you get to know people. :)
Hope you will enjoy your stay here at cc. Smile, smile and smile some more! Dont let the buggers get to you and have some fun. Good wishes and welcome!
RE: advices to newcommer:)
My advice on how to behave in comm chat would be to chat out in the open rather than sending private messages. At least until you get to know someone a bit.
Most members view a private message as a call to video and makes him feel like you are just after his money. Which 99% of the time is true but at least pretend you like him :P
Most members view a private message as a call to video and makes him feel like you are just after his money. Which 99% of the time is true but at least pretend you like him :P
RE: advices to newcommer:)
Are you the speaker of the House? Speak for yourself, some of my best shows started out from pvt msgs in comm chat.
RE: advices to newcommer:)
Then you're not included in the "Most members".
Oriental asked for advice and I gave her my opinion that the vast majority of members do not like the constant flow of private messages in comm chat and that she would be more successful to chat in open first.
For every guy like you that videos with her there are probably more who will never video with her.
Oriental asked for advice and I gave her my opinion that the vast majority of members do not like the constant flow of private messages in comm chat and that she would be more successful to chat in open first.
For every guy like you that videos with her there are probably more who will never video with her.
RE: advices to newcommer:)
When and where was this poll taken? How can one member give the opinion of "most"members".
RE: advices to newcommer:)
The way all polls are taken. By opinion and then pro rata'ing across the population.
These forums and comm chat itself.
Now it could be that all the people like you who enjoy being solicited with private messages are so busy chatting with the girls that you never express your opinion in public and I have got it completely wrong.
Just out of interest do you answer every private message you get ?
I answer every public message that I get.
These forums and comm chat itself.
Now it could be that all the people like you who enjoy being solicited with private messages are so busy chatting with the girls that you never express your opinion in public and I have got it completely wrong.
Just out of interest do you answer every private message you get ?
I answer every public message that I get.
RE: advices to newcommer:)
Perhaps your oft-quoted maxim, "All politics is local," applies here Tip? lol! Perhaps Oriental should get a woman's perspective from Nancy Pelosi. :)
RE: advices to newcommer:)
wrong catagory for me babe, just smile alot , remember the things members talk about ( take notes if needed)act like you care and dress nicely i guess, Good Luck.
RE: advices to newcommer:)
yes good luck and welcome to the madhouse. don't take anything to seriously and you'll do just fine. as for the comm chat, find a friend who will bring you in to the conversation but privating really isn't popular.
RE: advices to newcommer:)
Keep your prices reasonable at the beginning. Do as many videos as you can at a low price to learn what men like. As you build a following and get more skilled until you find your price point. Where you can make the most money and do the least amount of videos. Good luck. What is your screen name?
RE: advices to newcommer:)
might help to clarify that the "o" in her screen name is actually a zero.
RE: advices to newcommer:)
Oriental, As so many have already said, I think the best thing is to be yourself. Do not suffer those who would abuse you. They will not prove to be regular clientel in any case.
As to community chat, I have little experience there. However, as a host you might get the best advice from fellow hosts. The experience there seems quite different for hosts and guests. The two times I went there I was overwhelmed with greetings from hosts, many of whom I did not even know. They were all over me like white on rice! I then learned that the hosts have knowledge of members spending habits. (If so, this strikes me as a violation of privacy on CC's part). Then it all made sense.
In short, just treat others with the same consideration and courtesy with which you would like to be treated and have nothing to do with those who are abusive. (You can and should report to CC anyone who abuses you here.) Good Luck!!
As to community chat, I have little experience there. However, as a host you might get the best advice from fellow hosts. The experience there seems quite different for hosts and guests. The two times I went there I was overwhelmed with greetings from hosts, many of whom I did not even know. They were all over me like white on rice! I then learned that the hosts have knowledge of members spending habits. (If so, this strikes me as a violation of privacy on CC's part). Then it all made sense.
In short, just treat others with the same consideration and courtesy with which you would like to be treated and have nothing to do with those who are abusive. (You can and should report to CC anyone who abuses you here.) Good Luck!!
RE: advices to newcommer:)
I am not aware that the hosts know your spending habits Melomane.
I go into comm chat with a name that I have never used to video with and i still get flooded with private messages.
What they do get is some sort of notification that a new member has entered. I think that's a more realistic reason as to why you are flooded.
I go into comm chat with a name that I have never used to video with and i still get flooded with private messages.
What they do get is some sort of notification that a new member has entered. I think that's a more realistic reason as to why you are flooded.
RE: advices to newcommer:)
I hope you are right, Scooper. Thinking about it, I don't think CC would be that indiscreet. I'm simply repeating what another member had said some time ago. How he would know, I couldn't say.
RE: If you had to choose
It is a joke, moya lubov. English humour. You know you are the only girl for me. And so does everyone else by now. ;D :-p
RE: If you had to choose
you two are an item? wow, i never knew that! :) lots of good luck to you two!! :)
RE: If you had to choose
she would probably want to kill me not long after we did either of the first 2
RE: If you had to choose
Don't want to kill her.... she's too sweet.
Don't want to marry her... then would have to give her all
my money :( Better to nickel and dime her in Vid :)
Guess that just leaves fucking.
Don't want to marry her... then would have to give her all
my money :( Better to nickel and dime her in Vid :)
Guess that just leaves fucking.
RE: hello guys
I have an idea. Offer free videos. You will have dozens of men visiting you and you wont be lonely again. Am I one smart mo fo or what?
RE: hello guys
what the h*ll is wrong with you? get a mirror? get a dog?
i think you are the one who needs to take a good look at themselves.
your post does not even make sense!
i think you are the one who needs to take a good look at themselves.
your post does not even make sense!
sissy seeking domme
I am a sissy crossdresser who is looking for a dominant woman who will enslave and turn me into a feminised ,obediant 24/7 female,sissy slave.I am unable to get it up and admit my uselessness as a male ,and have wished to be a girl all my life.
RE: Experiensed Mistress looking for submissive man!
Would you rather have a fake slave with unlimited credit, or a real slave with no money?
RE: Experiensed Mistress looking for submissive man!
As if you really give a shit. You are here to make money. You care about a member being a real slave about as much as all the other hosts care as to whether or not the member is single, dating, or married.
RE: Experiensed Mistress looking for submissive man!
But i am not in the dating category, dear! No need to be offended or something. We all know this site is for fun. If you need to find girl-friend or soulmate try to do it other place. I think so and telling it clear, don't like to lead somebody by the nose.
RE: Experiensed Mistress looking for submissive man!
Surely leading by the nose is what being a dominant mistress is all about?
RE: Experiensed Mistress looking for submissive man!
But you didn't answer the question. Will you take a fully submissive real slave who doesn't have money?
RE: Experiensed Mistress looking for submissive man!
MT, I'm sure you realize asking rhetorical questions like that already eliminates your candidacy! I'm sure the Mistress would find your insolence unacceptable, but I'm sure she would be willing to make certain allowances if you were inclined to show in your pattern of spending the potential for submissiveness. Good Luck! :)
RE: Experiensed Mistress looking for submissive man!
I'm not into that stuff anyway... I was just being a wise-ass. :P
RE: Experiensed Mistress looking for submissive man!
I know...My sentiments too. I happen to think the whole bdsm thing-- what the practitioners call "the lifestyle"---is rather infantile. But then again a lot of games are--like paintball! lol! But hey, whatever floats your boat. As long as they are not stepping on my toes, live and let live.
RE: Experiensed Mistress looking for submissive man!
what's wrong with a little toe stepping? not into the foot fetish pain stuff?
RE: Experiensed Mistress looking for submissive man!
Agreed. Had an ex-GF who said she was into it, but all it really meant was she wanted some sap who paid for everything for her. LOL
Joke
A Queensland cow cockie ( cowboy) was grazing his herd on the long acre (side of the road) of a remote pasture in outback Queensland when suddenly a brand-new and shining 4WD emerges from a dust cloud. The driver, a bloke in an Armani suit, Gucci shoes, Bolle sunglasses and Yves St Laurent silk tie, slides down the window and asks the farmer, "If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, will you give me a calf?" The farmer looks from the man to the peacefully grazing herd and murmurs, "Why not?"
The well-dressed bloke whips out his notebook, connects it to his mobile phone, and surfs to a NASA page on the Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite navigation system to get a fix on his location, which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo.
Then he opens the digital photo in Photoshop and exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg, Germany. Within seconds, he receives an email on his Palm Pilot that the image has been processed and the data stored.
Now he accesses a MS-SQL database through an ODBC-connected Excel spreadsheet on his Blackberry and, after a few minutes, receives a response. Finally, he prints out a full-color, 150-page report on his hi-tech, miniaturized LaserJet printer, turns to the drover and says, "You have exactly 1,586 cows and calves."
"That's right" says the farmer. "Well, I guess you can take one of my calves". The farmer watches the man select an animal and stuff it into the boot of his car. "Hey," muses the grazier, "If I can tell you exactly what you do for a living, will you give me back the animal?" The man thinks about it for a second and then says, "Okay, why not?"
"You're a Parliamentarian from Canberra" says the drover.
"Wow! That's correct! But how did you guess that?"
"No guessing required." answered the farmer. "You showed up here even though nobody invited you; you want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked. You tried to show me how much smarter than me you are; and you don't know a thing about cattle. Now, give me back my bloody dog."
The well-dressed bloke whips out his notebook, connects it to his mobile phone, and surfs to a NASA page on the Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite navigation system to get a fix on his location, which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo.
Then he opens the digital photo in Photoshop and exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg, Germany. Within seconds, he receives an email on his Palm Pilot that the image has been processed and the data stored.
Now he accesses a MS-SQL database through an ODBC-connected Excel spreadsheet on his Blackberry and, after a few minutes, receives a response. Finally, he prints out a full-color, 150-page report on his hi-tech, miniaturized LaserJet printer, turns to the drover and says, "You have exactly 1,586 cows and calves."
"That's right" says the farmer. "Well, I guess you can take one of my calves". The farmer watches the man select an animal and stuff it into the boot of his car. "Hey," muses the grazier, "If I can tell you exactly what you do for a living, will you give me back the animal?" The man thinks about it for a second and then says, "Okay, why not?"
"You're a Parliamentarian from Canberra" says the drover.
"Wow! That's correct! But how did you guess that?"
"No guessing required." answered the farmer. "You showed up here even though nobody invited you; you want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked. You tried to show me how much smarter than me you are; and you don't know a thing about cattle. Now, give me back my bloody dog."
Is There Any Real Measure of Beauty?
Is beauty, finally, only in "the eye of the beholder," or are there some objective criteria most, if not everyone, would agree on? If so, what are they? Assuming criteria exist for outward beauty, do simililar criteria exist for inner beauty?
RE: Is There Any Real Measure of Beauty?
Beauty is measured by what society says is beauty. That measure changes with the times. What is considered beautiful today is not the same as it was 20, 50, 100, 250 years ago. Society is not homogeneous either; different cultures have different standards of beauty too.
RE: Is There Any Real Measure of Beauty?
MT, I agree with everything you say, but would like to ask you ask you a couple of things. When you say what was beautiful, say 50 years ago, might not be regarded as beautiful, do you include "style" and "fashion" as a aspect of beauty, or are you talking about something more fundamental?
And taking your two points together, re: changing "measures" and "standards," do these standards share any common elements to your mind--i.e. elements that underpin the differences manifested over time and differences of culture?
And taking your two points together, re: changing "measures" and "standards," do these standards share any common elements to your mind--i.e. elements that underpin the differences manifested over time and differences of culture?
RE: Is There Any Real Measure of Beauty?
<<When you say what was beautiful, say 50 years ago, might not be regarded as beautiful, do you include "style" and "fashion" as a aspect of beauty>>
Yes.
<<And taking your two points together, re: changing "measures" and "standards," do these standards share any common elements to your mind--i.e. elements that underpin the differences manifested over time and differences of culture?>>
I have heard that there are geometric measurements related to the face that people find pleasing, which apparently is not biased by society or culture. I suppose that's why, by and large, people find puppies and kittens cute, and bugs and spiders not.
Yes.
<<And taking your two points together, re: changing "measures" and "standards," do these standards share any common elements to your mind--i.e. elements that underpin the differences manifested over time and differences of culture?>>
I have heard that there are geometric measurements related to the face that people find pleasing, which apparently is not biased by society or culture. I suppose that's why, by and large, people find puppies and kittens cute, and bugs and spiders not.
RE: Is There Any Real Measure of Beauty?
It's interesting you should bring up geometry. I often think of a line from the American poet, Edna St. Vincent Millay who wrote, "Euclid alone looked on beauty bare."
RE: Is There Any Real Measure of Beauty?
The geometrical observation is particulary relevant as, if there is any generally accepted objective definition of facial beauty, it is that the face should show perfect symmetry. You are a knowledgeable cove, Melomane, so my moniker will tell you that I know what I am talking about:-)
RE: Is There Any Real Measure of Beauty?
Wrong :)
Yesterday there was a tv show about love and stuff, and it was about beauty as well. It seems it's not perfect symetry that's needed, but a certain asymetry (?). Each half of the face would define a certain mood.
Forehead should be 1/3 of the face, and 5*the size of an eye should be the width of the face, well, the eyes side. Bleh, can't manage explaining. And can't find the tv-show online anymore.. Oh well
Yesterday there was a tv show about love and stuff, and it was about beauty as well. It seems it's not perfect symetry that's needed, but a certain asymetry (?). Each half of the face would define a certain mood.
Forehead should be 1/3 of the face, and 5*the size of an eye should be the width of the face, well, the eyes side. Bleh, can't manage explaining. And can't find the tv-show online anymore.. Oh well
RE: Is There Any Real Measure of Beauty?
http://www.intmath.com/BasicAlg/mathOfBeauty.php
Hmm.. Kinda interesting.
Hmm.. Kinda interesting.
RE: Is There Any Real Measure of Beauty?
From my standpoint, beauty is in the eye of the beer-holder (hic) :D
RE: Is There Any Real Measure of Beauty?
Lol Moe! And I bet the drunker you get, the better looking that ugly girl gets, right? Cheers!
RE: Is There Any Real Measure of Beauty?
Yes there is a real measurement of beauty... and it is measured in pints. It doesn't matter what time period a woman is from, or the trends, styles or fashions of the time, or even personal preferences... after 6 pints they are all beautiful... inside and out. So Moe was the closest with his observation so far. If you want to speed things up, I recommend the "Flaming Moe", to get the ball rolling.
RE: Is There Any Real Measure of Beauty?
Ooops...I should have read all these before I posted my comment about beer. Oh well.....I'll have another beer and check back later.
RE: Is There Any Real Measure of Beauty?
For a man, it seems, that once he falls inlove, he will see his lover as the most beautiful in the world. So here, it's really in the eye of beholder.
For a woman, it seems there's no scientific data.. and they're image of ideal man can change, adapt, depending on what she can find.
Beauty, as everything else, is relative, can never be objective, because beauty takes more than looks. Of course, seeing a girl in the street, it can happen to me ( yes, to me) to think "wow, she's beautiful" and turn my head to look after she passed, but I am sure that if I knew more about her and she would have some unpleasant parts of her personality, she would no longer seem beautiful to me.
At least that's how I see things :)
For a woman, it seems there's no scientific data.. and they're image of ideal man can change, adapt, depending on what she can find.
Beauty, as everything else, is relative, can never be objective, because beauty takes more than looks. Of course, seeing a girl in the street, it can happen to me ( yes, to me) to think "wow, she's beautiful" and turn my head to look after she passed, but I am sure that if I knew more about her and she would have some unpleasant parts of her personality, she would no longer seem beautiful to me.
At least that's how I see things :)
RE: Is There Any Real Measure of Beauty?
i have been missing you Psy, wasnt the same without you. Kisses for your beautiful eyes.
RE: Is There Any Real Measure of Beauty?
missed both you and Charlotte :) Nice 2 have both you back. Hope all is well. Cheers
RE: Is There Any Real Measure of Beauty?
Yess... a case of beer....after drinking a case, even a fugly person will look beautiful.
RE: Is There Any Real Measure of Beauty?
Beauty cannot be measured or quantified.
Beauty is not blonde or brunette, a-cup or dd-cup, slim or curvy, white or black, tall or short.
Beauty is where you find it.
Beauty is not blonde or brunette, a-cup or dd-cup, slim or curvy, white or black, tall or short.
Beauty is where you find it.
Question for hosts in Adult re: Zoom on the Pussy
Adult Hosts, Just curious about how frequently---approx. what %--do your guests request a close-up shot of your pussy alone? Do you personally feel this is erotic? Would you, for example, find a close-up shot of a guy's dick erotic?
RE: Question for hosts in Adult re: Zoom on the Pussy
To add to this question...does anyone ask you to put the camera in your pussy looking out? I think that would be cool. What percentage do you think asks for that?
RE: Question for hosts in Adult re: Zoom on the Pussy
Hey, Well, stranger things have happened. That might be the next porn innovation. Erotic Arthroscopy!
RE: Question for hosts in Adult re: Zoom on the Pussy
Too close and it look like two wads of chewed bubble gum :D
RE: Question for hosts in Adult re: Zoom on the Pussy
Mr. Wrigley, I think you've just hit upon a marketing idea. I'm sure gum in suggestive shapes for men and women would far outstrip---no pun intended---your Spearmint and Doublemint sales!