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dear dad
A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, "Dad"
With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter:
Dear Dad,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with mom and you. I've been finding real passion with Joan and she is so nice-even with all her piercing, tattoos, and her tight Motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion dad, she's pregnant and Joan said that we will be very happy. Even though you don't care for her as she is so much older than I, she already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of >>firewood for the whole winter. She wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too. Joan taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and trading it with her friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Joan can get better; she sure deserves it!
Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.
Your son,
John
PS: Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk center drawer.
I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home!
With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter:
Dear Dad,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with mom and you. I've been finding real passion with Joan and she is so nice-even with all her piercing, tattoos, and her tight Motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion dad, she's pregnant and Joan said that we will be very happy. Even though you don't care for her as she is so much older than I, she already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of >>firewood for the whole winter. She wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too. Joan taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and trading it with her friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Joan can get better; she sure deserves it!
Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.
Your son,
John
PS: Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk center drawer.
I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home!
( joke ) Breast-fed or bottle-fed
A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam.
The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.
"Breast-fed" she replied.
"Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered.
She did. He pinched her nipples, then pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a detailed examination. Motioning to her to get dressed, he said, "No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk.! "
"I know," she said, .....
"I'm his Grandma, but... I'm GLAD I CAME IN !!! "
The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.
"Breast-fed" she replied.
"Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered.
She did. He pinched her nipples, then pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a detailed examination. Motioning to her to get dressed, he said, "No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk.! "
"I know," she said, .....
"I'm his Grandma, but... I'm GLAD I CAME IN !!! "
RE: Should I move to Glamour?
I`m not sure if i can advise you as to what to do as i`m a member and us members just want one thing and thats a pretty girl/woman getting undressed.
It is up to you if you wish to show these friends/members a little more by moving to Glamour, but be prepared to have all the guys stop into your video looking some kind of show from you. And you will get rude guys as well and nice guys. So be prepared for that rude guy that barks orders to see you naked.
On the other hand if you are just thinking of letting just those few guys you know have a little peek then just do it for them by moving to glamour, have the video session with them and then move back to non-adult when the session is over.
As i said above its all up to you whether you wish to move. If you did i would be one of the guys that would visit you, but i would also like to see some more of you undressing. :) ;)
It is up to you if you wish to show these friends/members a little more by moving to Glamour, but be prepared to have all the guys stop into your video looking some kind of show from you. And you will get rude guys as well and nice guys. So be prepared for that rude guy that barks orders to see you naked.
On the other hand if you are just thinking of letting just those few guys you know have a little peek then just do it for them by moving to glamour, have the video session with them and then move back to non-adult when the session is over.
As i said above its all up to you whether you wish to move. If you did i would be one of the guys that would visit you, but i would also like to see some more of you undressing. :) ;)
RE: By the way ....
Well depends on what you would do in Glamour, but to start maybe from 0.86 to 1.20 in open and up to 2.00 in one2one. !?
But as i say it all depends on how far you want to go in your video session. But whatever you do i hope you don`t get to many rude guys. :) Also i hope you have fun and i`ll keep an eye out for you in glamour, you might just see me knocking on your door. ;)
But as i say it all depends on how far you want to go in your video session. But whatever you do i hope you don`t get to many rude guys. :) Also i hope you have fun and i`ll keep an eye out for you in glamour, you might just see me knocking on your door. ;)
RE: By the way ....
I just checked out your profile now and the price you have in non-adult is fine for glamour also, it`s about average really. :)
RE: Should I move to Glamour?
Well it seems like she deleted that name, so looks like she will be keeping this name only. :P:)
RE: Should I move to Glamour?
Glamour should be at least $2.00 in open, preferably $2.25 open. Do whatever the market can bare
RE: Should I move to Glamour?
$2.00 open? where? In glamour? Are you crazy? I wouldn't pay $2 in open vid in glamour. $1.50 the most and the girl have to be really hot!
RE: Dating and cc
Not everyone who asks where you are from wants to date you. I have travelled widely and a host's country is just one more thing interesting to chat about.
RE: Dating and cc
I am genuinely interested as to where a host comes form.
If I ask a host where she is from & I get the reply Ivanovo i know that i will have to spend 15 mins watching said host take her bra off.
If I ask a host where she is from & I get the reply Ivanovo i know that i will have to spend 15 mins watching said host take her bra off.
RE: Dating and cc
I usually only ask after the Host ask me where I am from first. So why do Host ask the same question all the time and yet get upset when we ask it back?
Now if they said Possible Date, guess they are looking in wrong place.
Now if they said Possible Date, guess they are looking in wrong place.
how about the way guys leave the room?
ok, so most of the guys even are too horny to take time and read profiles, even they enjoy doing live-research.
ok.
well, but what can i understand when suddenly during my action he poooof-dissapears?... his net failed?... he got his job done and disconnect as fast as possible to save 5 cents ?... is he a jumper and switched to the next girl?... or he was ashamed to tell me that i was quite unlikely and pathetic and better just disconnected from my room ?
and because i dunno WHY he jumped out from my room, obviously first consquence will be that I.LL SIMPLY DON.T KNOW HOW TO WELLCOME HIM NEXT TIME !
ok.
well, but what can i understand when suddenly during my action he poooof-dissapears?... his net failed?... he got his job done and disconnect as fast as possible to save 5 cents ?... is he a jumper and switched to the next girl?... or he was ashamed to tell me that i was quite unlikely and pathetic and better just disconnected from my room ?
and because i dunno WHY he jumped out from my room, obviously first consquence will be that I.LL SIMPLY DON.T KNOW HOW TO WELLCOME HIM NEXT TIME !
Girls, please
you could be very nice and pretty and very sexy, but if you keep putting your price higher I will not enter your video. I am sure I am not the only one that thinks this way. This morning I saw 3 of my favorites jump from $1.50 to $2.22 or from $2.00 to $3.15 one even jumped to $4.00 I had to look for others that charge no more than $2.00 for 121 which is the highest price I can go. Note: I like not to hurry things and I never go in for a 10 minutes quickie, I always stay in vid a minumun of 30 mins and up to 1 hr.
RE: Girls, please
So I guess you are saying the unless a man is rich, he doesn't deserve to be able to see a nice woman in chat. Sounds kinda snobbish to me.
RE: Girls, please
well kiko:) if they are in your fav and u are their regular guest maybe you should ask for password session - or you dont get involved in any kind of intimacy or real talk with your fav girls?
got the job
a guy goes to the local council to apply for a job.after the usual interview questions,the interviewer asks him"are you allergic to anything?"he answers"caffeine."
"have you ever been in the services?""yes,"he replies."i was in the UN peacekeeping forces in kashmir for 2 years."the interviewer says"that will give you 5 extra points towards employment" & then asks"are you disabled in anyway?"
the guy says"yes,100%-a landmine exploded near me & blew my testicles off,but it doesn't affect my working in any way."
the interviewer announces"ok,in that case i can hire you right now.normal hours are from 7am til 3pm.you can start tomorrow at 9am & plan on starting everyday at 9am."
the guy is puzzled & asks"if the hours are from 7am-3pm,why don't you want me here before 9am?"
"this is a council jod."the interviewer replies."for the first 2 hours we stand around drinking coffee & scratching our balls.no point you being here for that." :--)
"have you ever been in the services?""yes,"he replies."i was in the UN peacekeeping forces in kashmir for 2 years."the interviewer says"that will give you 5 extra points towards employment" & then asks"are you disabled in anyway?"
the guy says"yes,100%-a landmine exploded near me & blew my testicles off,but it doesn't affect my working in any way."
the interviewer announces"ok,in that case i can hire you right now.normal hours are from 7am til 3pm.you can start tomorrow at 9am & plan on starting everyday at 9am."
the guy is puzzled & asks"if the hours are from 7am-3pm,why don't you want me here before 9am?"
"this is a council jod."the interviewer replies."for the first 2 hours we stand around drinking coffee & scratching our balls.no point you being here for that." :--)
love letters
ITALY- I trust and love you/ I truly always love you
WALES- with a love eternal, sweetheart
SIAM- sexual intercourse at midnight
NORWICH- (k)nickers off ready when I come home
BURMA- be upstairs/undressed and ready my angel
EGYPT- 'e got you pregnant then
SWALK- sealed with a loving kiss
CHINA- come home, I need attention
FISH- forget it, I am staying here
CHIP- come home, I'm pregnant
MEXICO CITY -may every kiss I can offer carry itself to you
HOLLAND- hope our love lasts and never dies
STARDUST- still thinking and remembering, darling, unforgettable seconds together
MALAYA- my ardent lips await your arrival
TOY- thinking of you
H&K- hugs and kisses
HAND- have a nice day
WALES- with a love eternal, sweetheart
SIAM- sexual intercourse at midnight
NORWICH- (k)nickers off ready when I come home
BURMA- be upstairs/undressed and ready my angel
EGYPT- 'e got you pregnant then
SWALK- sealed with a loving kiss
CHINA- come home, I need attention
FISH- forget it, I am staying here
CHIP- come home, I'm pregnant
MEXICO CITY -may every kiss I can offer carry itself to you
HOLLAND- hope our love lasts and never dies
STARDUST- still thinking and remembering, darling, unforgettable seconds together
MALAYA- my ardent lips await your arrival
TOY- thinking of you
H&K- hugs and kisses
HAND- have a nice day
Thank you
I left this site not so long time ago, still sometimes I receive some messages from people who I meet here. I don't know if many people remember me. May be I offended some people, may be we didn't understand each other.
I know I'm not perfect, and my character is far from being perfect one, so I might have made many mistakes. I appologize if I did harm or caused bad feelings to anyone.
In any case I don't have any negative feeling to anyone who I met here. Some hosts to who I still keep in touch, some hosts whose contacts I lost, some hosts with who my relationships stopped, some members who I argued with, some members who I met here and I still keep in touch to... thank you all for the time when I was here, for the time that you spent with me.
May be I offended you or made mad, I feel really sorry. I might have made some mistakes or, perhaps, we're very different, so we misunderstood each other. I recollect the time, which I was here and I don't feel any negative feelings, I feel either positive or neutral, depending on ppl or situations which I recall.
Wish you all good luck, good life and take care.
I know I'm not perfect, and my character is far from being perfect one, so I might have made many mistakes. I appologize if I did harm or caused bad feelings to anyone.
In any case I don't have any negative feeling to anyone who I met here. Some hosts to who I still keep in touch, some hosts whose contacts I lost, some hosts with who my relationships stopped, some members who I argued with, some members who I met here and I still keep in touch to... thank you all for the time when I was here, for the time that you spent with me.
May be I offended you or made mad, I feel really sorry. I might have made some mistakes or, perhaps, we're very different, so we misunderstood each other. I recollect the time, which I was here and I don't feel any negative feelings, I feel either positive or neutral, depending on ppl or situations which I recall.
Wish you all good luck, good life and take care.
RE: Thank you
Vera.. I have positive memories of you... we just chatted but I enjoyed my time with you
RE: Thank you
Wow- what a farewell- Thank you for all the chats we had over the last 3 years- I have certainly missed you!
Good luck in all that you do.
Good luck in all that you do.
RE: Thank you
good luck Vera, sweet woman, made all the blessings and good things come true througout your life journey, thanks for the good times and laugher in the community room.
RE: Thank you
damn..and never got to see you naked gorty..yet another missing jigsaw piece in my life.......bon voyage
just wondering.....am I thinkin odd here or.....lol....
Was just wondeirng why members don't stop to ask in text of what they would like....instead of jumpin into video first....it would save them so much if they would read the profiles and then talk in text to find out if that is the one they have chosen is the right one....
but instead they enter....then ask ...then if you say that you not able to do that they get made and rate you low for being honest....when they could have gotton the same answer in text before hand..
the same with when they enter when one is already busy....they get mad because you wont ignore the one there first for them ...and then again they get mad say some not nice things ....and then rate low....
I dont know about others here...but personally i think it is better to take the time to read profile and the catagory then ask in text ..all before entering video.....
but maybe i am just odd cos i would rather know in text before hand.....instead of forcing one to go to video ....
and it would also be real nice if members would look at the catagory they are in as well....because home alone and not so shy does not mean instant insertion....there is a catagory that says instant action.....lol...
Anyway....was just wondering what the thoughts are on this....thanks everyone.....and keep safe.....hugggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
but instead they enter....then ask ...then if you say that you not able to do that they get made and rate you low for being honest....when they could have gotton the same answer in text before hand..
the same with when they enter when one is already busy....they get mad because you wont ignore the one there first for them ...and then again they get mad say some not nice things ....and then rate low....
I dont know about others here...but personally i think it is better to take the time to read profile and the catagory then ask in text ..all before entering video.....
but maybe i am just odd cos i would rather know in text before hand.....instead of forcing one to go to video ....
and it would also be real nice if members would look at the catagory they are in as well....because home alone and not so shy does not mean instant insertion....there is a catagory that says instant action.....lol...
Anyway....was just wondering what the thoughts are on this....thanks everyone.....and keep safe.....hugggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
RE: just wondering.....am I thinkin odd here or.....lol....
ashley you are absolutely right. If we do our homework it will be worth it in the long run. much like making love, if you take the time to do it right it is always better then just jumping in. i have had more then 1 video ruined by someone coming in and talking over me to get the hosts attention. it was most unpleasant for all of us. thanks for the comments.
RE: just wondering.....am I thinkin odd here or.....lol....
i agree with u,i always chck the profiles and ask before jumping in
RE: just wondering.....am I thinkin odd here or.....lol....
HOMEWORKS??? almost none of my students is doing them except when they start seeing me =))
RE: just wondering.....am I thinkin odd here or.....lol....
My preference also... to create a rapport as well as a sense of what to expect for both viewer and host. But some hosts are very quick to invite you to video, without giving you much chance to say what you want to do. In those cases I generally won't do it... it leads to a hurried encounter in my (small :-) experience, and I just don't find it satisfying.
I like your approach and your attitude Ashley... perhaps your thinking is odd, but odd works for me :-)))))
I like your approach and your attitude Ashley... perhaps your thinking is odd, but odd works for me :-)))))
RE: just wondering.....am I thinkin odd here or.....lol....
Homework is good. But I prefer live research. Watch the host face as she answers. See her manerisms. I am rarely disappointed because I Dont decide what I want until I meet the host. No 2 people are alike, so why not take the time to see what each person is like. I mean if you only want one thing do homework. However if you want an experience do live research. ;)
RE: just wondering.....am I thinkin odd here or.....lol....
Good point... sometimes you might want to see what a host looks like in person, how she moves, how she interacts, what her cam set up looks like on your PC, etc. But rating a host badly when all you're doing is checking them out visually seems unfair to me.
RE: just wondering.....am I thinkin odd here or.....lol....
ash, expecting them to be able to read? that might be asking too much....lol
RE: just wondering.....am I thinkin odd here or.....lol...
Wow..i not think i could have added anymore to this response if anyone else had of commented before i was able to respond...hehehehe
Yes jewelthief...I get that too...and then both get upset because one thinks your ignoring him because your telling the other to behave....and that you are busy...lol..quite often the first person is understanding about it....but still it can cause uncomfort.....
Yes keveinfromtexas and HooDooBoy... it definiately helps with getting a feel for each other...jumping in quite often does lead to inawkard moments...ahtlo there are also quite a few that do enter right away and are very nice and the rapport is alot of fun...
Yes ...Tigerman5...it also happens that when one goes directly to video things can go very well...and i dont disagree with you...but do you read the profiles to find out if the person has something that attracts you to them....in order to see compare the profile to the person...
However, I am talkin about those that are wanting only one thing...and they dont do the research...they simply look at pictures ...without lookin at the profile nor the catagory..and without taking the time to ask in text before hand..and simply jump into video..expecting you to do and be what you have said in your profile that you dont do as well as treating you the way that you said is a turn off....lol..those are the ones that can creat discomfort for all....
So we all know ...yes many are very nice and read profile...and you have a very enjoyable time...
BUT with some it not always so good..usually those that look at a picture ....and then expect to see the flood gates open and ready...and again that is what the instant action catagory is suppose to be associated for hehehe...
Lol CAM4TEACHER...that is very true....
Hehehehehe..be nice warchant.....lol....
Yes HoneyDew...you are correct..fortunately that is one thing that many do ask that before they jump in...hehehehe..
lol...Miss Fe...I think we try to make each others life more difficult at times....hehehehehe
And yes I have also heard often of some profiles that say things that do not coinside with the person in the video...as well as complaints that some say they will do things...when in text and then not do it in video..and that is not right either...
All I can say is that if members take the time...to read profiles...and check the catagory that they are entering into..for those that are lookin for somoene that will insert a toy right away .... and if those that are looking for a particular thing...also take the time to ask in text....and if us as hosts have profiles that are not misleading....then all can have a less stressful and more enjoyable time....
Lets face it...with all that is offered on this site...there is something for everyone...we just all need to take the time to make sure we are in the right area....
Thank for all the comments...for a bit i really thought that maybe i was thinkin odd...hehehehehe
Keep safe everyone....hugggggggggggggggggggggggggg
Yes jewelthief...I get that too...and then both get upset because one thinks your ignoring him because your telling the other to behave....and that you are busy...lol..quite often the first person is understanding about it....but still it can cause uncomfort.....
Yes keveinfromtexas and HooDooBoy... it definiately helps with getting a feel for each other...jumping in quite often does lead to inawkard moments...ahtlo there are also quite a few that do enter right away and are very nice and the rapport is alot of fun...
Yes ...Tigerman5...it also happens that when one goes directly to video things can go very well...and i dont disagree with you...but do you read the profiles to find out if the person has something that attracts you to them....in order to see compare the profile to the person...
However, I am talkin about those that are wanting only one thing...and they dont do the research...they simply look at pictures ...without lookin at the profile nor the catagory..and without taking the time to ask in text before hand..and simply jump into video..expecting you to do and be what you have said in your profile that you dont do as well as treating you the way that you said is a turn off....lol..those are the ones that can creat discomfort for all....
So we all know ...yes many are very nice and read profile...and you have a very enjoyable time...
BUT with some it not always so good..usually those that look at a picture ....and then expect to see the flood gates open and ready...and again that is what the instant action catagory is suppose to be associated for hehehe...
Lol CAM4TEACHER...that is very true....
Hehehehehe..be nice warchant.....lol....
Yes HoneyDew...you are correct..fortunately that is one thing that many do ask that before they jump in...hehehehe..
lol...Miss Fe...I think we try to make each others life more difficult at times....hehehehehe
And yes I have also heard often of some profiles that say things that do not coinside with the person in the video...as well as complaints that some say they will do things...when in text and then not do it in video..and that is not right either...
All I can say is that if members take the time...to read profiles...and check the catagory that they are entering into..for those that are lookin for somoene that will insert a toy right away .... and if those that are looking for a particular thing...also take the time to ask in text....and if us as hosts have profiles that are not misleading....then all can have a less stressful and more enjoyable time....
Lets face it...with all that is offered on this site...there is something for everyone...we just all need to take the time to make sure we are in the right area....
Thank for all the comments...for a bit i really thought that maybe i was thinkin odd...hehehehehe
Keep safe everyone....hugggggggggggggggggggggggggg
RE: just wondering.....am I thinkin odd here or.....lol....
Your idea just might work if ALL hosts answered in text chat and ALL hosts actually typed words in their profile instead of "mmmmm" for everything or stupid emoticons.
RE: just wondering.....am I thinkin odd here or.....lol....
hehehehe..Hello a member ...i also stated that just now in my response to everyone ....you snuck in just before i hit enter to post my response....lol...
You are absolutely correct....just takes a thing called courtesy...of others......
often things happen ...that we cant control...but for those things we can control....everyone should try...to make it better...and more enjoyable....that is if they care ....
keep safe....Mr. member...hugggggggggggggggggggggggg
You are absolutely correct....just takes a thing called courtesy...of others......
often things happen ...that we cant control...but for those things we can control....everyone should try...to make it better...and more enjoyable....that is if they care ....
keep safe....Mr. member...hugggggggggggggggggggggggg
RE: just wondering.....am I thinkin odd here or.....lol....
read warchants reply....think i wil ask him to teach me how to read.....oh...and to type. Keep going Ash...ur a great girl:-)
RE: just wondering.....am I thinkin odd here or.....lol....
you're in luck i'm opening a typing school just as soon as i finisn an english class.
RE: just wondering.....am I thinkin odd here or.....lol....
lol....so you gonna teach reading are you warchant...hehehehehe....so once you teach the reading how do we get people to actually use the reading skills you teach them.....lol....
Hope you have a great weekend....hugggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
Hope you have a great weekend....hugggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
RE: just wondering.....am I thinkin odd here or.....lol....
had to go and complicate things didn't you ash?....lol.
RE: just wondering.....am I thinkin odd here or.....lol....
Yes hun sorry i did....lol....hugggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
RE: About the room's look???
I prefer to see hosts in a more homely look than that of sometimes stark studios. Hopefully without pics of Imshy on the walls.
RE: About the room's look???
wayne. you;re supposed to look at the girl when you wank not yourself. try and get it right would you.......lol
RE: About the room's look???
I like a big sofa covered in a brown sheet and a fantasy girl on it ))
RE: About the room's look???
The decor of the room is not important but I am far more comfortable with a host who is working at home.
RE: About the room's look???
depends on the girl and the performance
id like to see a topless girl sitting with her back to a large window overlooking a city street where bypassers periodically look in on her as she is looking out her window and her ass is on camera
or
just a plain white wall with a stained sheet hanging from it, works fine also:p
id like to see a topless girl sitting with her back to a large window overlooking a city street where bypassers periodically look in on her as she is looking out her window and her ass is on camera
or
just a plain white wall with a stained sheet hanging from it, works fine also:p
England- Germany
Good luck to the England's team today hehe!
I will enjoy watching how you can shoot. And let's take a look wether there will be any penalties;) :)
I will enjoy watching how you can shoot. And let's take a look wether there will be any penalties;) :)
Do women have it better?
Seems that God was just about done creating the universe. The Lord had a couple of leftovers in his bag of creations, so he stopped by to visit Adam and Eve in the Garden. He told the couple that one of the things he had to give away was the ability to urinate while standing up. "It can be very handy," God explained to Adam and Eve. "Would either of you like that ability?"
Adam popped a cork. He jumped up and begged, "Oh, give that to me! It seems the sort of thing a man should be able to do. Please, Lord, let me have that ability. I would be forever grateful."
Eve just smiled and shook her head at Adam's display. She told God that if Adam really wanted it so badly, then she really wouldn't mind if he were the one given the ability to urinate while standing up.
And so, the Lord gave Adam the ability to urinate while standing up. Then, He looked back into his bag of leftover gifts. "Now, what have we here? Oh, yes, multiple orgasms..."
:))
Adam popped a cork. He jumped up and begged, "Oh, give that to me! It seems the sort of thing a man should be able to do. Please, Lord, let me have that ability. I would be forever grateful."
Eve just smiled and shook her head at Adam's display. She told God that if Adam really wanted it so badly, then she really wouldn't mind if he were the one given the ability to urinate while standing up.
And so, the Lord gave Adam the ability to urinate while standing up. Then, He looked back into his bag of leftover gifts. "Now, what have we here? Oh, yes, multiple orgasms..."
:))
free show
wonder how many hosts are giving free shows as thanx after birthday competition to their favourite/big spending members, no screen names need to be mentioned just wonder if it is rare.
RE: free show
the members that helped me win and stayed with me they already got a nice gift from me.
RE: Why?
it is not impossible to show both face and body....but have to be sitting or layin in right way....jsut depends on the position of the cam....plus as already said the cam is a cam it only allows for so much.....but it is not impossible for face and body to be seen at same time...
RE: Why?
I don't mind showing face but sometimes when the typical wanker enters and wants action, it's easier to show body and pussy, take face out of teh picture and watch desperate housewives or sex and the city while rubbing the pussy and typing a line to him every now and then :))))))))))
RE: Why?
its hard to understand why this is so difficult. cannot you just stand back further from the camera so that your whole body and face shows? do not you have a zoom setting on these cams so u can dezoom.
RE: Freedom!!!!
Cheers :) I'll have a drink for you...Pity you are not from my country, i would invite you to my place tonight to celebrate your freedom :).I read your story in the hosts forum...my relationships weren't as bad as yours but i still ran away because i felt like a prisoner in a cage...since then i enjoy my freedom and i turned into a happy person, i rediscovered myself and the kid in me and found my ballance.
Congratulations:-)...and have a happy life(K)
Congratulations:-)...and have a happy life(K)
RE: Freedom!!!!
That's right, it was just a small and tasty drink...just to make a toast for you.I got drunk on sunday anyway , i was too stressed up with the competition.I couldn't repeat the experience so soon...yesterday i had a terrible hung-over so i guess i won't taste any alcohol again untill the New Year's eve.
I never sink in the bottle when i feel down...the sport, music, going out and taking a walk and some fresh air...a talk with a friend or even with a stranger...this always helped.
Anyway..once again i wish you a happy life and to enjoy the freedom...it's damn nice.
I never sink in the bottle when i feel down...the sport, music, going out and taking a walk and some fresh air...a talk with a friend or even with a stranger...this always helped.
Anyway..once again i wish you a happy life and to enjoy the freedom...it's damn nice.
Love and CC
1. Yes, it is possible for a member and host to fall and love, get married, and be happy. I, and others, know of this happening, although there is a high risk of things not working out for what should be obvious reasons.
2. Yes, it is risky to fall in love on CC because members and hosts sometimes lie for sex, money, and other reasons.
3. Yes people get hurt when they fall in love on CC just like in "real" life even if both people are decent people and are honest with one another.
4. Yes, I am sick of all of these type of posts!
2. Yes, it is risky to fall in love on CC because members and hosts sometimes lie for sex, money, and other reasons.
3. Yes people get hurt when they fall in love on CC just like in "real" life even if both people are decent people and are honest with one another.
4. Yes, I am sick of all of these type of posts!
RE: Love and CC
LMAO!!! The only problem is that hosts post the same stuff here....
"I married two kids and mai husband be bad. I meet member also married kids. He happy not. I happy not. Wahht I do?"
"I married two kids and mai husband be bad. I meet member also married kids. He happy not. I happy not. Wahht I do?"
RE: Love and CC
If you live in the same town that is a tough situation. On different continents it is close to impossible.
RE: Love and CC
But I love soap opera's! Don't u it's so fun to read the posts about love on CC, he's gelous about her meeting others in video, she's gelous because of him meeting others in video, but sometimes he's a very sweet guy (bf) and he understands everything and he'll let her move to non-adult because he trust her (and the money she makes if u ask me :))), and they'll live very happy until the breakup/divorce/etc
So what's wrong with u people? It's fun :) Why enough? I just want more :)
:))
P.S. Hmmm, i wonder u say enough because u don't have a story to tell???
So what's wrong with u people? It's fun :) Why enough? I just want more :)
:))
P.S. Hmmm, i wonder u say enough because u don't have a story to tell???
RE: Love and CC
My bad indeed, how did I forget about murder? :D I gues i'm getting old! Merci Connoisseur! (K)
But i also love the triangles :)), 2 members in love of the same host, u have to adore this kind of things, OC is nothing compared with CC, so what can I say more? I love when u love eachother!
:))
But i also love the triangles :)), 2 members in love of the same host, u have to adore this kind of things, OC is nothing compared with CC, so what can I say more? I love when u love eachother!
:))
RE: Love and CC
Two guys in love with the same host can make for a GREAT story. I was once close with a Host and there was one customer of hers that literally started to follow me. He would show up every day at her chat room and just hang out...stay in the back and not talk, so as not to be seen...all to see if or when I might show up. Finally one day, in the middle of an open chat room, he started to call me out. He said "Why are you here so often? Is there something going on I should know about?"
Well, the Host was caught between a rock and a hard place. On the one hand, she knew this guy was a loyal customer and worth money to her -- on the other hand, by this point in time we had become good friends, chatting and talking and emailing even away from work. So on the one hand she knew this guy had a bad crush on her and was worth coin to her...on the other hand she was trying to talk to someone that was actually a new friend. So, she asked me to take her private so we could talk alone -- at which point the guy actually jumped into our private and continued the fight there!!!
Well, the Host was caught between a rock and a hard place. On the one hand, she knew this guy was a loyal customer and worth money to her -- on the other hand, by this point in time we had become good friends, chatting and talking and emailing even away from work. So on the one hand she knew this guy had a bad crush on her and was worth coin to her...on the other hand she was trying to talk to someone that was actually a new friend. So, she asked me to take her private so we could talk alone -- at which point the guy actually jumped into our private and continued the fight there!!!
RE: Love and CC
I agree with most of what you say. However posts relating to relationships developing between hosts & members can be very helpful for the hosts & members who are involved in an ongoing relationship**. The fact that so many posts relate to this issue suggests that is is a matter of some importance to many members & hosts.
I think it is a matter of evaluating the posts & then deciding what is relevant to us as individuals.
Personally I Have found some of the Posts to be a great help to me when dealing with a situation of which I have no previous experience.
** A broad term
I think it is a matter of evaluating the posts & then deciding what is relevant to us as individuals.
Personally I Have found some of the Posts to be a great help to me when dealing with a situation of which I have no previous experience.
** A broad term
RE: Love and CC
regardless of how many posts...stories...tragedies...people will always make the same f...ing mistakes...over and over again.
RE: Love and CC
But is their own mistakes, so let them do it. They will learn from their own mistakes or successes not from yours or mines. That's life and we are all (u have to exclude me :D) the same. From Adam and Eve and the forbidden fruit until now we are dong the same mistakes and btw we love it!
:))
:))
RE: Love and CC
That was very well put. I am a member who used to be addicted to videos. And yes, I ended falling in love with a host here, and we've started a life together. Best option for us was for both of us to quit cc. When I was a member addict, I had a lot of questions, too...but things sorted themselves out. I'm happy that I didn't listen to a lot of the angry, bitter people here who let themselves get screwed and have to ruin it for everyone else. For those of you who can't stand reading about love existing between members and hosts, just skip the posts and get a life. That goes for hosts as well as members. Just because you are unhappy and disillusioned doesn't mean that you have to make everyone else suffer.
If people can't share their thoughts and feelings in this forum, what is the point of it?
If people can't share their thoughts and feelings in this forum, what is the point of it?
RE: Love and CC
its really all about time and the amount of experience and relations you've had in life...that there comes a point that you notice a pattern to all human relations and notice they are mostly biased in one direction and repeat themselves because people do not learn from lessons as was posted somewhere...that just the way it happens to be.
RE: Love and CC
I see your point's. You are saying that we do not learn from our mistakes & fundamentally we do not change as such we attract a similar type of person each & every time. This results in a similar end game.
Like attracts like?
Like attracts like?
RE: Love and CC
Well,
If you close your mind to the possibility of meeting mr right here you will not meet mr right here.
If you join a dating site & say to yourself I will not meet mr right on this site, u will not meet him.
If you walk into a singles bar with the same attitude you will get the same result.
However i do understand what you are saying & why you are saying it.
Night of Akina said this
"you have to risk getting hurt to attract somebody nice"
Sums it up nicely
Be careful but do not be too careful?? Maybe?
If you close your mind to the possibility of meeting mr right here you will not meet mr right here.
If you join a dating site & say to yourself I will not meet mr right on this site, u will not meet him.
If you walk into a singles bar with the same attitude you will get the same result.
However i do understand what you are saying & why you are saying it.
Night of Akina said this
"you have to risk getting hurt to attract somebody nice"
Sums it up nicely
Be careful but do not be too careful?? Maybe?
politics
A little boy goes to his dad and asks 'What is Politics?’
Dad says 'Well son,let me try to explain it this way:I am the head of the family,so call me The President. Your mother is the administrator of the money,so we call her the Government. We are here to take care of your needs,so we will call you the People. The nanny,we will consider her theWorking Class. And your baby brother,we will call him the Future. Now think about that and see if it makes sense'
So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.
Later that night he hears his baby brother crying,so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper.
So the little boy goes to his parents room and finds his mother asleep. Not wanting to wake her he goes to the nannys room Finding the door locked he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.
The next morning,the little boy says to his father 'Dad,I think I understand the concept of politics now'
The father says 'Good son,tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.' The little boy replies 'The President is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep.The People are being ignored and the future is in deep shit
Dad says 'Well son,let me try to explain it this way:I am the head of the family,so call me The President. Your mother is the administrator of the money,so we call her the Government. We are here to take care of your needs,so we will call you the People. The nanny,we will consider her theWorking Class. And your baby brother,we will call him the Future. Now think about that and see if it makes sense'
So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.
Later that night he hears his baby brother crying,so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper.
So the little boy goes to his parents room and finds his mother asleep. Not wanting to wake her he goes to the nannys room Finding the door locked he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.
The next morning,the little boy says to his father 'Dad,I think I understand the concept of politics now'
The father says 'Good son,tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.' The little boy replies 'The President is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep.The People are being ignored and the future is in deep shit