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special one who he loves maybe ...........................himself

It`s you Lube,of course ! :) Congrats !

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Who said I don`t know your name ? Starts with L....ube,right ?!

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No you,tnuc,it`s not Oil !

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Can I call you bendy vendy ????????? :D

I am 100% sure there r no others...i only need one lady...and u aint her....the one i want is so much better than i could have ever hoped for :)....and she wasnt scared to meet me too :p

Only thing special about Lube is that is come in 50ml and 100ml tubes.

God bless the stuff.

i didnt ask is it me or not:-) i asked who it is :-)

every day u need only 1 lady ... and every day this is not one person ... :-)

Why do you care so much as to who she is?

I smell something........................... and no I didnt drop one!!

sorry DM..that smell is me...i need to go buy more "paco raburn"...i left mine with someone else ;)

Have a great one Kezza.

yeah...happy paddy day to all u feckers...i would celebrate too..but fecking working tonight :( maybe a late celebration 2moz???yeah why not...no doubt some of u will still b celebrating (davedave...kosh...DM...Paxo...whateye) so i will join ya all tomorrow..just save a lil booze for me plz...and no hitting on me when ur drunk (that doesnt include U dm) ;p

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Wonderful Geetha I will be there to lick the green beer off of you!

Have a good one, Kerry. I know u will have a great time! Kisses to u too.

Have you got a bit of Irish in you CrystalDream? :P (and if you have is it Koshed ?)

Congrats Tensya (K)

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Now Gortensia see how high you can get that skirt before they ban you again :P

It wasn't so nice Inyf from you.I thought of you better.You did remind me AxB and her posts on hosts only forum. Hmm well i 'll never mock at even my worst enemy if he has troubles for me it's like "not to kick lying".But ppl are different.

I assume the anonymous was you Gortensia and if I offended you I apologise. It wasn't my intention. Just my terrible sense of humour (k)

and I'm not sure if I should be flattered or insulted to find out that I am the male version of AxB :P

If you read this AxB that is just a joke too :P

Well inyf i wasnt alowd to post using my screenname so i had to put it as anon version.Well in hosts forums all get clear who is who.

so let me get this straight, I become a host, as a male, if I show legs, I'd be banned too?

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I look terrible in shorts... but I'll consider it

Don't forget to put sock in suit at strategic place to impress ladies.......

Swim early or late in the day, the pool is quieter then

Wear nothing !! :))

You cant beat some Speedo's.
Girls love them when you are walking down the poolside, with your broad shoulders and speedo's on.

*(like racers suit) in a public pool, or would I look even more ridiculous* yes, this wld simply draw attention to u, once u r in the water nobody will care, men just check out the ladies in bikinis. Catch the ladies on their way home from the office, a very curious anomaly occurs, the ones who look like shit dressed look g8t in a swimsuit, the really well dressed ones can look awful, it is fun, be less self conscious & more conscious of the talent.

Only $20 left to spend here this month? You should be so lucky!!

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I don't even know what a voip is!

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Care to share and tell me how i can look better....i even tried putting a paper bag over my head...still didnt work :(
Oh well....c'est la vie

Without make-up everytime. Like someone said here a few weeks ago, the real beauty is when you see the girl waking from a deep sleep or while sleeping. Wow is all I can say!!

yes, and i was pleased
note, if it is applied properly the man should not notice :p

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once a year, the river runs green... the other days, its brown. once a year, they drink... that seems to last all year tho... oh hell, gimme a nother beeeeer...

it's a name lol

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Sorry for my being so confused. Whenever I have seen the name, it was with a capital "G", which would make it a name to me and not lead me to believe otherwise.

its all good baby np.......................geetha............xoxoxoxoxoxo

its a name u goof ball lol

She is the flavour of the month VK, no need to get used to it, they cum they go. ;-) Hosts who get too loud for their little boots usually get slapped down soon enough, seems like a nice girl for the moment.

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what? youre not nice???? I want my 6pack back!!!!!

dang ! you drank the 6pack already???? didnt leave me any???
thats not nice!!!!!!!!!!! should have saved me one!!!!

My sincere apoligies Geetha, I meant only 'nice' in a lady~boy sort of way, ideal for lewd, lascivious and libidinous practices. Your transformation is an example to economic migrs the world over. ;-) lol

as you get to know this lady better you love as a lot of do here she is nice lady and hope that you get to know more she fun love ing and has real kind heart

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I like your name Gorty:DD

yes, the name matches the person, matches the soul. Rarely do you get all 3, if ever...

she is from India and thats i a common name there and she is veery nice lay as you might seen so hope you like as much as do she is a good freind chuck112156

and I hope you mean lady, not lay!

LMAO Bookwyrm....would love to find out both :p

They are only lonely when they need your money.

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How wrong you are dear. Love is blind, love can happen in places you least expect it. Just ask 'Psy'

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We love you yeah
We love what you got and you've got it truly
You're talented kid
We can see it clearly
We love your sound
The way you look so we say sincerely
You're natural stars and we mean it really
{chorus}
We love your money(Love your money)
We love your money(Love your money)
We love your money(Love your money)
We love your money(Love your money)
Yes we do
We love you yeah
place your trust in us completely
You'll sell worldwide we mean it really
We love your songs
shape your image and we'll all be wealthy
{repeat}
We love you so love your demo
We love you so love love love love
all your money
We love your money(love your money)
We love your money(love your money)
Love love love love all your money
(repeat chorus)
Love love love love all your money
Love love love love all your money
Love love love love all your money
Artist: Daisy Chainsaw
Song: Love your money
Album: Eleventeen

Correct me if im wrong but you contradicted yourself by telling us you had NO LIFE!!

Love happens anywhere, thats the beauty of it.

it certainly has been found here by some..................

Paxo...u cant have him....he is mine i tell ya...all mine..... (evil laugh)muahhaaahaaahaaaahaaaaaa

i meant to add...love can happen on here..if u try hard enough to make it work and do the right things...just make sure u realise it while u r in the relationship and not after

BACK OFF DAMNIT! HE'S MINE!

Wow! i didn't know DM gives member's fee shows,
i mean: why else would he be so many man's bitch :O

LOL

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can't i be somebodieslittle slut?please please pretty please

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Hold on....theirs enough of me for everyone! lol

Well paco, if you happen to find love here.... be prepared to work ur cute lil ass off to make it happen. Being away from a person you care for so much is very hard (apart from johnzhon, who seems to love it, guess boobs really does help)... and when you do have the time to spend with her in real, make sure she knows exactly how you feel, not only by words but by actions.

It can be found love here , just that in some cases it doesnt work , i had a guy once in and tell me he wants to marry me He had a gf from here but it didnt work because he was still spending time with his other sexy friends , they were planing to get marry but he refused to stop talking to his friends ...so one day he choosed friends, as she couldnt accept this started to get in touch with the girls and talked to them, some of them sent her to hell didnt care because they were making money from him and she wanted only to find out if these girls were really his friends or maybe more ... he was saying to all the girls he s single or once in a while that he has a gf but after few days they splited ...yeah i was one of these "friends" ...i was very sory when i found out and feel pitty for tyhe grl, they were making big plans and she was really inlove with him, 2 weeks i couldnt sign online thinking of the days i was sending him invitations to my room , to see me dance or my new outfit ... i could have been in that girl place !
Guys if u really find someone on this site once the realation is for "real" close any conection with this, it wont help u to be happy, girls will still look after u because u re their money maker or even if u dont go in their room and pay they ll still talk to you ...maybe in the future u ll go back to their vid

Sorry for my spelling ,this story gives me creeps, there would be more to say, i still feel sory for that girl ...not all thye men here are same but take care with the guys who pretent to know more girls on this kind of site

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http://img.epinions.com/images/opti/90/43/96608-resized200.JPG

Right On, Jackeroo, keep it fresh

http://thefreshprinceplace.tripod.com/images/will10.jpg

he's got all the answers. always has.

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just try boys home alone, sure the beards are smaller than armenian girls have but what can u do

go for it detka,go for adult.LOL KISSESSSSSSSSSS just joking detka.LOL

Did you cummed yet???

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I'll strip for you..., just follow me:DD

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Maybe you could get a different job instead. Maybe you would like it better, just a thought.

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Are you mad at me now?

Why did she think that comment rude?

I don't know.

Odd.

sweetie, i can teach you all you need to know. im here to help!

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To give you a sensible answer you do not have to strip in little shy. However if you want to earn reasonable money you should at least consider showing underwear. How you do depends on your personality, level of English, ability to talk sexily flirt and tease. Try it and see. You will certainly get some guys come to vid and demand you strip and leave if you say you don't but you will have to learn not to let these get you down. Many girls start of feeling unable to strip but become less shy over time.

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Stripping is easy. Stand up and slowly take your clothes off. If you know how to dance then dance a little at the same time.

Come to my vid, i'll show ya!! lol

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Of course it is:DD

Yes, but only if you intend to perform! : /

yes dear, i agree. as they say.....now you are talking the talk, can you walk the walk?

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if sweetdeka is stripping in adult now....im so there (provided shes in my price range and she doesnt "require" one2one).

a non-adult host thats sits in adult and shows NOTHING is still a non-adult host. just a poser. word gets around and you make nothing anyway.

Sweetheart you look like a lovely young woman...but I would consider another profession. You are a reasonably attractive woman but in the CC world you are average at best. Either accept the amount of

& you are an oil painting?sheesh

do not go there !
there are naked ppl there
and they do stuff with things

How I look is not the issue at CC...as long as my Credit Card works I am beautiful...jeez.

LOL

:-)

no and no

Ahhhh, the art of debate still lives :)

hell, just about everything on a woman could be considered erotic or sexy... anything from feet to nose to ears and the list goes on. so, stick figure women would be the best suggestion possible... and a 6 pack of beer too... wait.. shotguns are needed!

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the things you describe ARE accentuated very often in even adult catagory photos....and theres STILL no hint of any forth coming show while in video so.............seems silly i guess.

I think if a man likes a host and and wants to have an orgasm over her...a determined man will do if the woman is naked, partially naked, in underwear or fully clothed. I think it depends on the man's imagination, the overall hotness and desireablity of the girl and the man's level of horniess. I have seen several non-adult hosts who could get the job done for me if I was so inclined and if they acted provocatively even without a lot of skin showing. It is in the eye of the beholder.

Yes :D

for me im pretty sure that would involve female nudity so....

Define a 'real man'

why is that? can you tell me?

well, considering this is virtual, how real do you want someone to be?
Im into muppets by the way... beer, and squirrel pie too!
oh, shotguns, explosives and more beer!

:))))))))) funny answear

I will be swinging by for a chat sweetheart......

What a beautiful, charming and delightful young woman. Nothing here for you perverts...but for men of character and class like me....priceless.

Did you go to vid?

Yes...but just nonadult. Beautiful girl...very nice. Yes I am getting soft.

Do you "creep yourself out" when you do that?

<<I am getting soft>>

That'll help with your addiction; getting hard is what will get you into trouble.

Well said Master...well said.

well, technically an inflatable man is real... and just like a real guy too... and Im not going to discuss why...! dang... too many beers
ok, they need to be blown up, and they only last a little while.. but, they'll always be around... unless you filled it with helium, and the string broke.

As I do believe that it is possible to find love here does that mean I can make smart ass comments :D Pleeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaase

From the bottom of my loving heart i would just like to sincerely say thank you so very much for not posting the poem!

so you found true love HERE, so why are u still here?

to gloat, obviously:P

Weren't you required to take any English composition courses on your way to the MBA?

And CC could charge for its use so it benefits both...............you should be on Don Trump's show Hump

you will never see a search function for price. think about it.

I have thought about it. Enlighten me sagacious one.

Rather an illogical comment MBA.

most sites i know of dont really push the host price right out in front. its better for them if you have to hunt around and look at things rather than you just zooming to the cheapest. on your travels it is often likely you will run into a more pricey host that catches your eye and you suddenly decide you can afford alittle more, maybe now, maybe later. but now you are in covet mode so....little heads win over big ones and more $$$ for everyone.

actually, the idea of selling such a search function isnt so far fetched. it would be called "added value".

All right!
Stop whatcha doin'
'cause I'm about to ruin
the image and the style that ya used to.
I look funny
but yo I'm makin' money see
so yo world I hope you're ready for me.
Now gather round
I'm the new fool in town
and my sound's laid down by the Underground.
I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf
so just let me introduce myself
My name is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty.
Yo ladies, oh how I like to hump thee.
And all the rappers in the top ten--please allow me to bump thee.
I'm steppin' tall, y'all,
and just like Humpty Dumpty
you're gonna fall when the stereos pump me.
I like to rhyme,
I like my beats funky,
I'm spunky. I like my oatmeal lumpy.
I'm sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack
but sometimes I get ridiculous
I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice
hey yo fat girl, c'mere--are ya ticklish?
Yeah, I called ya fat.
Look at me, I'm skinny
It never stopped me from gettin' busy
I'm a freak
I like the girls with the boom
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom
I'm crazy.
Allow me to amaze thee.
They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me.
I'm still gettin' in the girls' pants
and I even got my own dance

The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump
Do ya know what I'm doin', doin' the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump

People say "Yo, Humpty, you're really funny lookin'"
that's all right 'cause I get things cookin'
Ya stare, ya glare, ya constantly try to compare me
but ya can't get near me
I give 'em more, see, and on the floor, B,
all the girls they adore me
Oh yes, ladies, I'm really bein' sincere
'cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear.
My nose is big, uh-uh I'm not ashamed
Big like a pickle, I'm still gettin' paid
I get laid by the ladies, ya know I'm in charge,
both how I'm livin' and my nose is large
I get stoopid, I shoot an arrow like Cupid,
I use a word that don't mean nothin', like looptid
I sang on Doowhutchalike, and if ya missed it,
I'm the one who said just grab 'em in the biscuits
Also told ya that I like to bite
Well, yeah, I guess it's obvious, I also like to write.
All ya had to do was give Humpty a chance
and now I'm gonna do my dance.

Oh, yeah, that's the break, y'all
Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove right here
Oh, yeah!
Now that I told ya a little bit about myself
let me tell ya a little bit about this dance
It's real easy to do--check it out

First I limp to the side like my leg was broken
Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin'
Crazy wack funky
People say ya look like M.C. Hammer on crack, Humpty
That's all right 'cause my body's in motion
It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion
Anyone can play this game
This is my dance, y'all, Humpty Hump's my name
No two people will do it the same
Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain
Humpin', funkin', jumpin',
jig around, shakin' ya rump,
and when the dude a chump pump points a finger like a stump
tell him step off, I'm doin' the Hump.

Black people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
White people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Puerto Ricans, do the Humpty Hump, just keep on doin' the hump
Samoans, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Let's get stoopid!

Oh, yeah, come on and break it down

Once again, the Underground is in the house
I'd like to send a shout out to the whole world,
keep on doin' the Humpty Dance,
and to the ladies,
peace and humptiness forever

lol:))

This has been discussed before. Great idea...CC will never go for it. I always look for the low priced spread...so to speak. But sometimes I find something that I just can't pass on..and that means profit for CC. It would have the effect of lowering the overal take for both hosts and CC...why would they do it?

As the Sears swag said "Well make up for the lose in volumne"

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If there is money to be made for CC in confusion..............confusion wins every time :)

Life's a bitch!!

Unfortunately the fact that you are not my friend means you could be anyone on this site :)

As I am not really a fan of any sports and I have a video to tape any other tv programmes I would let her in and F*** her every time :)

yeaar tried this ..
then she wants more .. and more ..

says im so good ... all that stuff. and then want s u to chat ,,,,

whats a guy to do ..???

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I'll interpret IcePrincess to be saying: "Go forth to her perpetual video and turn over thine life and credit."

If you think she really likes you and she is after you just to "have fun" or "play" tell her to give you a free video with password...or better yet suggest a service where you can go cam to cam without any charge...see if she still comes after you.

I was not talking about cam or virtual , lol

she keeps arriving on my doorstep ..

even when im busy ,,,

expects me to take her in just because shes got great body and lovely smile ..
whats a guy to do ??/

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I kiss me too!

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Where? :P

LOL:))

Happy Birthday Narcistic Person :D

You never close your eyes anymore
when I kiss your lips.
And there's no tenderness like before
in your fingertips.
You're trying hard not to show it, (baby).
But baby, baby I know it...

You've lost that lovin' feeling,
Whoa, that lovin' feeling,
You've lost that lovin' feeling,
Now it's gone...gone...gone...wooooooh.

Now there's no welcome look in your eyes
when I reach for you.
And now your're starting to critisize
little things I do.
It makes me just feel like crying, (baby).
'Cause baby, something in you is dying.
You lost that lovin' feeling,
Whoa, that lovin' feeling,
You've lost that lovin' feeling,
Now it's gone...gone...gone...woooooah

Baby, baby, I get down on my knees for you.

If you would only love me like you used to do, yeah.

We had a love...a love...a love you don't find everyday.

So don't...don't...don't...don't let it slip away.

Baby (baby), baby (baby),
I beg of you please...please,
I need your love (I need your love), I need your love (I need your love),
So bring it on back (So bring it on back), Bring it on back (so bring it on back).

Bring back that lovin' feeling,
Whoa, that lovin' feeling
Bring back that lovin' feeling,
'Cause it's gone...gone...gone,
and I can't go on,
noooo...

Bring back that lovin' feeling,
Whoa, that lovin' feeling
Bring back that lovin' feeling,
'Cause it's gone...gone...

Righteous Brothers

Do you feel better now that you've scraped these words of wisdom off your wimpish chest? Because i don't!
Sod off and call the Samaritans, or better still, give Iceprinc3ss a visit.

How bout if u dont like it dont fecking read it

.......... too find out we don't like it :P

It must've took more to complain than to read and to understand, so why not don't read, and move on?

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tried it...didnt work....when u say things and do not act on it that never helps...she knows my feelings...and i would fight for her...but in the end it is her decicision...she is doing what she thinks is right...i can not force her to b with me and i wouldnt want it that way...that would b a mistake from me and a mistake from her also...as for thinking first..yeah i should...i know it...but for some reason i never do..miss u :(

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"u find her...u lose her...can u ever get her back?"

To answer as simply as possible, the past is the past because it is neither in the presant or future.

why do u post with anonymous ? fear your other gfs see it ??? lol

jealous?:P

Ok...better now that i posted my screen name?
And no i aint scared my "other gf's" will see coz i have no others

:(
give her time and some distance, maybe. in your absence perhaps she'll come to find how much you really do mean to her.

maybe ur right...maybe ur not...

i hear ya. love can be tricky. sometimes the more u chase it, the faster away it runs. and other times, outta nowhere, it can run u down and knock u clean on ur ass:P
buck up tho. the opportunity for a meaningful friendship is still there, surely:)