General Forum
What drives a woman to.....
...get a boob job? If she is healthy why would she put her life in danger by going under a knife just for vanity's sake? So many beautiful women think so lowly of themselves that they feel they must have plastic surgery just to "look better".
RE: What drives a woman to.....
I don't get it either. Fake tits only look good when they're under enough clothing to conceal that they actually are fake tits. Unsheathed and out in the open, 9 times out of 10 they appear just gross and scarey.
RE: What drives a woman to.....
Wouldn't it be better to spend the vanity money on something better for humanity than how you look??
RE: What drives a woman to.....
The way women feel about their breasts is alot like how men feel about their dicks. insecure about the size and how they look, if they have small breasts they feel somehow less of a woman compared to girls with large breasts, they fear their men will leave them for girls with big breasts and so on. only difference is there is a surgery available to women to change their breasts. if there was a dick job available to men that actually worked without risking being impotent afterwards... you can bet there would be lots of guys who would go under the knife and risk their lives just to gain an extra inch or two.
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ok its time to give up my book for awhile,, ideas not coming in, so let me ask the question since its a big thing here with this contest,, have you ever thought about capture a real heart-wouldnt that be cool -well feck it then --get on with the games--love your neighbors
Valentines Day
to what extent is valentines day celebrated in eastern europe? It seems more western hype to me.
RE: Valentines Day
Hard to "hype" it up when there's no money in the bank. Many holidays/special days mean spending extra money on gifts, flowers, fancy foods, fireworks, etc.
RE: Valentines Day
They don't need to import it, they have their own days of romance or fertility or mating. It's just that Valentine's Day is the most commercially successful and easier to build publicity campaigns around.
RE: Valentines Day
hei its not even awesterneuropean., its an english gone american thing now exported to the rest of the world for busines purpose only.
did I say uk is my closer neighbor to the west ?
did I say uk is my closer neighbor to the west ?
RE: Re: Virginity
If virginity is a physical thing to you, then she can take it up the ass all day and all night with blowjobs during the breaks and still be considered a virgin.
If virginity is a moral thing for you then anal sex is sex, oral sex is sex and manual sex is sex. Even dildo sex is sex.
If virginity is a moral thing for you then anal sex is sex, oral sex is sex and manual sex is sex. Even dildo sex is sex.
RE: Re: Virginity
well imagine this.....
a man and a woman are on their honeymoon about to make love for the first time... the woman looks at her new husband as says " I have saved myself for all these years so I could give myself to the ONE who i would give my heart to and spend the rest of my life with.. you are that man."
The man undresses and the girl makes a disappointed expression as he pulls down his underwear.
The man notices and asks her what is wrong. Shyly she says " well your penis is a bit below average in size... i was expecting you to be bigger"
The man feeling a bit offended replies "I thought you said you are a virgin, how would you know what the average size is?"
The woman says "I am a virgin. I have never allowed any man to have my pussy, but I have given lots of guys blow jobs and let them fuck me in the ass"
Or you could change it around so that the guy had gotten lots of blow jobs and anal sex. Point is, do you think the other one feels special or that their partner has TRULY saved themselves for them? Most likely not. It's like recieving a consolation prize.
As for the physical and moral definitions given above by one poster... it's bull. Virginity has always been a moral thing.... the preservation of your body and sexuality, in it's entirety, to be given as a gift to your one true love who you would spend your life with. You can't put stipulations on it and say well if you did this your still a virgin as long as you haven't done that... it's either all or nothing... you don't get points for giving up your ass but saving your pussy, or swallowing down a mans cock and saving your pussy, it doesn't work that way. There is no such thing as a partial virgin. A virgin simply put... is someone who has not had ANY sexual experience. Oral, Anal, Manual, Toys... it's all sex and you are removed from the virgin category. Moving on... Next question pls.
a man and a woman are on their honeymoon about to make love for the first time... the woman looks at her new husband as says " I have saved myself for all these years so I could give myself to the ONE who i would give my heart to and spend the rest of my life with.. you are that man."
The man undresses and the girl makes a disappointed expression as he pulls down his underwear.
The man notices and asks her what is wrong. Shyly she says " well your penis is a bit below average in size... i was expecting you to be bigger"
The man feeling a bit offended replies "I thought you said you are a virgin, how would you know what the average size is?"
The woman says "I am a virgin. I have never allowed any man to have my pussy, but I have given lots of guys blow jobs and let them fuck me in the ass"
Or you could change it around so that the guy had gotten lots of blow jobs and anal sex. Point is, do you think the other one feels special or that their partner has TRULY saved themselves for them? Most likely not. It's like recieving a consolation prize.
As for the physical and moral definitions given above by one poster... it's bull. Virginity has always been a moral thing.... the preservation of your body and sexuality, in it's entirety, to be given as a gift to your one true love who you would spend your life with. You can't put stipulations on it and say well if you did this your still a virgin as long as you haven't done that... it's either all or nothing... you don't get points for giving up your ass but saving your pussy, or swallowing down a mans cock and saving your pussy, it doesn't work that way. There is no such thing as a partial virgin. A virgin simply put... is someone who has not had ANY sexual experience. Oral, Anal, Manual, Toys... it's all sex and you are removed from the virgin category. Moving on... Next question pls.
To bad
Those that visit Abductor can`t afford to stay long enough to get their pleasure and revcieve a heart lol no way to get 1000.00 worht the credit
RE: Romantic
You know you can beat your wife, you can beat your kid and you can beat your dog but you can't beat a blow job.
RE: Romantic
Wow...thank you FunnyGuy :D Ok, when and where? Woo hooo!! :P
Oh wait...are you sure my 49kg weight is enough? ;)
Oh wait...are you sure my 49kg weight is enough? ;)
RE: Romantic
Let him hook up with a girl that knows how to please him without seeking the advice of chronic masturbators.
RE: Romantic
Hmm... a big surprise would be to meet him wearing only a coat.... nothing underneath..... in public.... unless it is too warm where you are... and then, I would put on a short dress with nothing underneath.... but keep hinting that there is a present that needs unwrapping! That should be a big surprise, unless of course you do that all the time anyway.
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RE: what is like to be lonely when a Valentine Day is so soon??
Does being alone mean feeling lonely?
I'm not in a shmaltzy, lovey-dovey, monogamous-type relationhip, but I happen to think that's a good thing.
I'm not in a shmaltzy, lovey-dovey, monogamous-type relationhip, but I happen to think that's a good thing.
RE: what is like to be lonely when a Valentine Day is so soon??
Do what I do when I see a happy couple walking my way or enjoying a nice romantic dinner together...I fall down and do a fake sezuire till I crap my pants. It's always a ice-breaker with the cute gawkers.
did you ever notice?
Some girls mangle the English language in such a charming way that you want to be with them forever just to listen?
RE: did you ever notice?
i love the way my russian girl talks to me.it so sweet and fun trying to figure it out.i just wish i could speak russian to her so she could laugh at me too.
RE: did you ever notice?
if you really cared for her you would make the effort to learn her language
RE: did you ever notice?
i am trying to learn her language . and i dont need to learn her language for her to know i care for her.i care for her very much.
RE: did you ever notice?
True story; I had a friend that was fluent in another language but didn't look like he was from that country. He's at work and in comes a man with his foreign wife. A few mins later another foreign lady comes in (same country) the ladies strike up a conversation in their native language and my friend understands every word. The lady with her husband tells the other lady how she hates her life, she never wish she left her home country to marry this guy, etc, etc. Meanwhile the guy is standing around looking like everything is fine.
Guys if you marry a lady from another country, you better learn her language.
Guys if you marry a lady from another country, you better learn her language.
RE: did you ever notice?
My sister was married to a darker-skinned arab who let his hair grow out a bit. Many people assumed he was light-skinned black. He was a handyman in a hotel and arab guests would always speak arabic around him. He learned quite a lot.
As far as the foreign-born wife goes, if she is honest with her husband he's well be aware that she hates her life here, but it doesn't mean she hates him and their relationship. Hopefully, they're working on it, to find some degree of happiness.
As far as the foreign-born wife goes, if she is honest with her husband he's well be aware that she hates her life here, but it doesn't mean she hates him and their relationship. Hopefully, they're working on it, to find some degree of happiness.
RE: MANDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY..............
I d-d-o-o-o, I do it without stop that to arrive to the end of 2008. So I will need good shower and to save deeply ==)))
old cam contacts passed away
mike really missed his pal joe, the two pensioners used to chat to hosts every day and then discuss the virtues of every girl they'd visited, then joe unfortunately passed away.
then one night mike woke to a flashing light , and a voice calling from the distance...
"who's there" said mike feeling scared.,
"don't be alarmed mike, it's me joe",
"it can't be, joes dead", "it is me mike, im talking to you from heaven",
"wow, joe, whats it like in heaven",
"well theres good news and bad news, the good news is that we have camcontacts here, and its full of beautiful angels, last week i had virtual sex with marillyn monroe and bette davis"
"thats sounds fantastic joe, whats the bad news"..
"well you're on-line next tuesday"
then one night mike woke to a flashing light , and a voice calling from the distance...
"who's there" said mike feeling scared.,
"don't be alarmed mike, it's me joe",
"it can't be, joes dead", "it is me mike, im talking to you from heaven",
"wow, joe, whats it like in heaven",
"well theres good news and bad news, the good news is that we have camcontacts here, and its full of beautiful angels, last week i had virtual sex with marillyn monroe and bette davis"
"thats sounds fantastic joe, whats the bad news"..
"well you're on-line next tuesday"
Princessss!!!! The Best ChatHostess!
I needed #13 all day long yesterday... This morning, my favorite ChatHostess Princessss and me became couple number 4 to join hearts!!! If you ever want to talk to someone nice, you have to talk to her.... She is one of the greatest all time chathostesses...... Thank you Princessss!!!!
RE: shot by cupid
I have all the numbers but 16! Cant get that bloody 16. For 3 days already, and im always on vid, dont even have time to eat..What the heck?
Living Will
Last night my wife and I were sitting in the den and I said to her, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle to keep me alive. That would be no quality of life at all, If that ever happens, just pull the plug."
So she got up, unplugged the computer, and threw out my whiskey.
She's such a bitch.
So she got up, unplugged the computer, and threw out my whiskey.
She's such a bitch.
Heath Ledger
Just an FYI for anyone who cares. His death was attributed to an accidental overdose of prescription pills. NOT A SUICIDE.
RE: Heath Ledger
accidental? any medication taken the way they are supposed to will not cause an accident overdose. apparently he has been on these meds for a while. he knew how to take them. its a pity because i am a fan of the guy, but some people do succumb to depression. he had a lot of issues in his life. RIP Heath.
RE: Heath Ledger
"Accidental" comes from being senile or stupid. With the volume and combination listed he was having a one-man pharm-party.
RE: Heath Ledger
If he wanted to do himself in, I have a hard time not undertanding why there wasn't a drop of alcohol in his system.
Besides, it wasn't the volume of the pills he had taken, it was the interaction among those different medications that proved fatal - hence the official determination that it was accidental.
Besides, it wasn't the volume of the pills he had taken, it was the interaction among those different medications that proved fatal - hence the official determination that it was accidental.
Valentines Hearts
I think I must have about 20 no. 17's now, anyone got a no. 8 they wanna swap? Loooooooooooooooool!
Looking for woman who smoke brown cigarettes
If you smoke brown cigarettes like More's let me know and I will come and see you.. thanks